The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Cheng Yi walked to the microphone, looked at the guests with disdain, and then softly uttered two words:

"That's it?!"

【Hahahaha, that’s okay!】

【"That's it"】

【woc! This is the flavor!】

【Hahaha, awesome】

[Cheng Yi, as expected of you]

[or or or or or]

"No, don't laugh. Is this really it?!"

【Hahaha, is this really it?】

["I beg you"]

Lai Meiyun: "Pfft——"

[I started laughing as soon as Cheng Yi opened his mouth, hahaha]

That stern attitude, that domineering typhoon, and the disdain in his words are truly invincible!

[Hahahahaha, I’m great at taking a peek at the shower, and I’m also talented in the barrage]

[Yang Chaoyue: You should forget about me!]

[Hahahaha, unless his appearance attacks me first, how did you come up with this?]

Cheng Yi: "I am doing this section to show my offensive power, so let me tell you something that can be broadcast. Jiang Sida, judging by his face, has the miraculous ability to turn everything in the world into a family feud.

Captain Yamya couldn't stand it anymore and laughed so much that he lay down on the ground:

"My Chaoyue was so pitiful on the last show."

Yang Chaoyue continued to snort: Hum, this is all temporary! When you watch later, you will know who will slap him in the face!

"Hahahaha, Chaoyue, why did you really answer? Hahaha, I laughed so hard! You are so cute!"

【Best in the game】

[Cultural people are just different]

I think even if Lu Xun was on his show, he would just ask: How much money do you earn in a month in Peking? Did you rent or buy your former residence? Did you still have contact with Runtu later?"

【Have you ever peeked at your sister-in-law taking a shower?】

The program team really showed this part, and it immediately stunned the audience!

"Hahahaha, Chaoyue, to be honest, did you really understand this part at the scene?"

"Wait a minute - brother, stop complaining about me, I beg you, please change someone else!"

[How was this little word Cheng Yi invented?]

["Eat the head off" Hahaha, Cheng Yi is really both talented and destructive]

Yang Chaoyue: "Two, right? Two~"

Cheng Yi: "Since your aggression is so low, then I will attack you."

"Before I came, the program team told me that Li Dan might attack my status as an Internet celebrity. I said it didn't matter. Aesthetic intolerance is an intellectual flaw."

Cheng Yi: "In our era, some people will become famous because of being hacked. It is said that Yang Chaoyue feels that she is very profound and sees things very clearly. She hates people asking her such superficial questions as whether it is better to work in a factory or to wash dishes. She hopes

Can be on some interview shows."

[Hahaha, is this considered a reply? Li Dan said that Cheng Yi is not a human being, but Cheng Yi immediately said that Li Dan is not a human being. These two are so handsome! 】

[Deduction of money for homophonic stalks]

[This is the first man to make Li Dan admit defeat on the show]

"That's right, we must draw a circle and punish him!"

"Li Dan also wrote novels——"

No wonder Cheng Yi is so cruel in his complaints! I kind of believe it!

【《Men》】

[Come on, Cheng Yi, let us see your aggression]

[I like him so much. I have fallen in love with this man. Can you come and participate in more episodes? 】

"Change someone else?" In the video, Cheng Yi looked at Yang Chaoyue seriously and said:

It comes from Lu Xun's "Autumn Night", which is not included in textbooks from primary school to junior high school."

Li Ziting: "Pfft——"

Cheng Yi: "I think it's very good. I prepared a question that is very suitable for her depth. For example, if Aristotle walked into Plato's room and said the sentence, I love my teacher, but I love the truth even more, So, may I ask Yang Chaoyue, how many people are there in this room?"

"Li Dan once said a sentence, which was regarded as a standard by many people, saying that the world is not worth it. But netizens didn't know that after Li Dan said this, she turned to her mother and said: Mom, another bowl of rice~"

[This chef holds it steadily]

The barrage is so confusing, wow, can this be said?

Are you really not afraid of offending Jiang Sida?!

Cheng Yi turned back to Yang Chaoyue and said: "Oh, I forgot Chaoyue, this is actually a paraphrase of a sentence: There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree.

【"You're So Awesome"】

[I discovered that Cheng Yi is a cold-faced comedian who makes complaints in a serious manner]

【The three words "aggression" are really the essence!】

"Novel refers to a false story created by a writer."

[Hahaha, this is too cruel]

This opening is really awesome, two simple words set the tone right!

"Chaoyue, launch your koi attack hahahaha, anyone can turn you, just don't let him turn hahaha!"

【Cheng Yi is great!!!】

[One thing to say, Jiang Sida does have double standards]

[It’s okay to show attack power]

"He is a phenomenon. I generally don't attack a person's appearance unless his appearance attacks me first."

The girls were so teased by Cheng Yi that they were out of breath.

"It's outrageous that you even answered it, hahahaha."

Meng Meiqi: "Pfft——"

[The use of these two words is so awesome!]

[Awesome, this idea is really good]

"In the education I received in the past, it is very impolite to talk too much about individuals, so I don't like to talk about individuals, but Li Dan is not an individual."

Yang Yunqing also laughed so much that she wiped her tears: "Hahahaha, this guy is so funny, I'm going to watch his video!"

【Hahaha, Mom, let’s have another bowl of rice!!!】

"We shouldn't blame him."

[Cheng Yi said it so well, I am already convinced. This wave, this wave is the audience who was right]

[These four cold-faced smilers are so sweet]

Cheng Yi: "You are so girly, but the audience tolerates you and likes you. You dress in a mess, but the audience tolerates you and says you are trendy. You like boys, and the audience tolerates you, encourages you, and lets you defend you." Freedom. Now that I'm here, I'm different from you in that I have no culture and no logic. You are so awesome."

[I’ve learned, I’ve learned, and yet I can still curse like this]

"Hahahahaha, Cheng Yi is such a loser. Chaoyue, is this how you got yelled at by him? Hahahahaha! No matter how stupid my Chaoyue family is, they don't know what the novel means! Chaoyue, you really weren't there. Bite him?"

"Girls often divide their boyfriends into several types, including wolf boyfriends.

But Li Dan has created a new series, Shrimp Boyfriend, for everyone to watch on the big screen."

[Awesome, telling the truth and being funny are two different things, so awesome, this is equivalent to admitting that you are telling the truth]

【Is it so straightforward?】

[When the highest ideological realm meets material supremacy]

【???】

【"Not a Person"】

When Cheng Yi said this, the whole audience burst into laughter and cheered!

[Hahahaha, my face is already broken from laughter]

"This new series is a shrimp boyfriend, with the head removed and edible. With the head removed, the boy is lazy and casual, taking the lead, and the middle-aged body is a bit frail. Let's try it, is it like this?"

[Chinese culture is extensive and profound]

Wu Xuanyi: "Pfft——"

"Isn't this world worth it? We should contribute to the people of the country!"

[I’m afraid you don’t know, Cheng Yi is mocking Yang Chaoyue’s junior high school education. Yang Chaoyue dropped out of school in the second year of junior high school]

Not only are the guests laughing in the video, but the audience outside the video is also laughing.

[Advanced homophone stalk]

[Li Dan said he received one million points of damage]

[Li Dan even begged for mercy, but it’s okay! 】

[To offend everyone with just one sentence is to look down on people. Can you bear it? 】

At this time, the screen showed Jiang Sida, and his face turned dark.

"Yes, do you want me to explain it to you? Hahaha!"

[Li Danchi’s face turned green: Isn’t this aggressive? 】

[If a cultural person is harmed, there will be no blood.]

[Hahahaha, I agree with this aggressiveness, tql]

[Cheng Yi is really cruel]

【This, this, this——】

Meng Meiqi: "Hahahaha, is it better to go into a factory or wash dishes? Hahahaha, Chaoyue, hahaha, tell me which one is better!"

[Cheng Yi’s complaints are really advanced]

What about "I generally don't attack a person's appearance unless his appearance attacks me first", what about "a shrimp boyfriend", what about "Mom, let me have another bowl of rice~", what about "You are not very aggressive, but I will."

Attack you”!

It’s so imaginative and the golden sentences come out frequently!

Moreover, his words and sentences are extremely advanced and sharp. I really can’t understand it without any knowledge reserve!

In the video, Cheng Yi continued to type: "Jiang Sida 'man'~"

Cheng Yi said: "Have you noticed that the paragraph just now was not funny at all? Because telling the truth and being funny are two different things."

[There are no bamboo shoots in elementary school to junior high school textbooks!]

Yang Chaoyue: Just wait! Just wait!

Seeing this, the audience was already impressed by Cheng Yi.

[An awesome batch, but I have to say, this is the standard that a complaint conference should have]

Cheng Yi licked his lips: "I guess Lu Xun will say two sentences after listening to it, one is a swear word, and the other is also a swear word."

【Another golden sentence】

It was exactly what the audience said, Cheng Yi’s complaints were absolutely amazing!

The sentences are refreshing and don’t give the audience any time to breathe!

Moreover, Cheng Yi's complaints are different from others. Others tend to summarize and refine their complaints from existing news, but Cheng Yi is completely inventing and creating.

[Why do you think you are provoking Cheng Yi!]

[Hahahaha, it’s true, they have different heads and bodies.]

[Ah, right, right! How can we emo before our great cause is accomplished? 】

Chizi roared even louder.

[A pun, this is it]

[Awesome, it’s a famous sentence casually]

Yang Chaoyue snorted:

Laugh! Laugh! Next you will know how good Cheng Yi is to me!

In the dance practice room, the beautiful girls of the Rocket 101 girl group burst out laughing in an instant, hearing a "poof" sound.

Zhang Zining laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, and slapped Yang Chaoyue on the shoulder crazily. She is the person with the highest academic qualifications in the Rockets 101 girl group. She graduated from Huaxia Communication University. This joke is the one that hit her the most:

【Thank you, Mongolian Hero】

In the dance practice room, the beautiful girls were absolutely laughing like crazy!

Li Ziting laughed so hard that the whole audience ran around.

Yang Chaoyue sat on the ground, staring at the screen, looking merciless.

She knew that dawn would come, but - this darkness was too long, right? Cheng Yi, I'm starting to hate you!

Wait, I used the words "the night is too long" very well!

I am a cultured person~