The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 618 'The Most Invincible Cengfan Challenge in History: I Bring Zhou's Conclusion

Chapter 618 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 3

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 618 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 3

[Little S is still awesome, these two weaklings]

[She was afraid of encountering Sheniu and was slaughtered 23333]

【Completely taken advantage of】

[Little S: In one sentence, let two men snatch a man for me]

[In the end, I was still restrained]

【Helping every dream】

[Lin Chiling has paid too much for this show]

In the video, brothers Zhou Jiejue and Cheng Yi are completely incompetent, and Lu Jia can feel their embarrassment.

Little S suddenly asked: "Oh, that's right! Did you ask Lin Chiling when you were making this video?"

Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue looked at each other, laughed, and shook their heads.

"No, not at all! Hahahaha."

"How come? Of course I called you directly~ Hahahaha."

Lu Jia burst out laughing. These two people were so playful and they told lies so casually.

【"No"】

【"Absolutely not"】

["Of course I'll call you directly"]

[I guarantee that they have never called Lin Chiling, nor have they praised Lin Chiling for her beauty, and Cheng Yi has never called Lin Chiling goddess]

[Yes, yes, you are definitely not plan b]

【.They not only beat Lin Chiling, they also beat Wang Zuxian, Shu Qi and Yuan Yonglin】

[Man’s mouth is a deceitful ghost]

【Oh man】

[Ah? You will call Xiao S, but I will only call Teacher Lin Chiling]

Lu Jia was filled with questions when she saw this barrage.

Um?

Which "beat" is this "beat" you are talking about?

[Tell me more details]

[No one saw it, right? When I was young and frivolous, I actually called Lin Chiling]

【???】

[The greatest respect for a female star is to ‘beat her’]

Little S: "Huh! As long as I'm here, she will always be second!"

[She smokes and drinks in private]

[Privately, she only comes with pancakes and green onions]

[Red and fiery, in a trance]

[Swearing is disgusting, but cueing repeatedly is not disgusting, or even true love]

[She really makes me cry to death. She even takes Lin Chiling with her to make a video]

Cheng Yi: "When you are sad, do you prefer to be alone or have someone come to comfort you?"

【Forced turning】

[The problem cannot be solved at all hahaha]

[Not even a transitional sentence]

[You can’t stand it any longer and forcefully change the topic, right?]

[As if seeing a composition template]

[Help, just talk hahahahahahaha]

Lu Jia: Thank you, my toes are already digging into the ground.

Little S: "Let my husband comfort me, otherwise what's the point of having a husband?"

Cheng Yi: "Oh. Then let others comfort you."

Little S: "No. I feel like you two are setting a trap on me!"

[There is no such thing as a trap]

【Is there anything else going on here?】

[They just wanted to avoid embarrassment. Little S thought they were on the third level while standing in the atmosphere, which made me laugh so hard]

[They want to trap you]

[Just starting to read from the script, no set]

Lu Jia was so embarrassed that she looked for help. Cheng Yi's "Handbook for Chatting with Girls" was such a creative idea. The video, which was already full of embarrassment, went straight to the next level of embarrassment!

Abbreviation: Awkward! Awkward! Breaking the sky!

Zhou concluded: "No, no! How is that possible? Just chat normally. Where are you from?"

【"Normal Chat"】

【"Where are you from"】

【You are my sweetheart】

Lu Jia also burst out laughing: "Dr. Jay, do you want to hear what you are asking?"

"Where are you from?"

In the video, Little S raised his eyebrows and glared: "You're so funny Zhou Jun, you're acting weird today! Ask me where I'm from. If I'm not from Taipei, where am I from?"

Cheng Yi silently added: "XX person."

As soon as Cheng Yi said this, the barrage exploded instantly!

Lu Jia stood up directly and said "Wocao" on the spot. His roommates were still sleeping, but he woke them up.

Cheng Yi's wave, Cheng Yi's wave directly killed the game!

【ohhhhhhhhhh】

【Cheng Yi is the eternal god!!!】

[Just because of these words, I will be a fan of Yi for the rest of my life!]

[Nothing wrong, what are you if you’re not a xx person? 】

【Yes, yes, so right!】

[full]

[It’s bigger, the pattern is bigger]

[Orange focuses on positive energy]

【Awesome(broken sound----】

It’s too strong, Lu Jia said: “It’s too strong!”

Cheng Yi rides on his face to output, and his show is ridiculous!

It's okay to say that Jay Chou has always made people feel reassured, but that's not necessarily the case for Little S...

Cheng Yi could say this in front of Xiao S without knowing anything about him, which shows his courage.

This doesn’t kill the game, what does it kill the game?!

In the video, Little S was stunned for a moment, but didn't say much.

Zhou concluded: "Can you order casually for dinner later?"

[Click, click whatever you want, you can click whatever you want]

[Just stick to the low consumption point]

Little S: "Whatever! Who do you think I am? Can I, Little S, not be able to afford a treat?"

【Adult's Falsehood】

Cheng Yi: "Sister S is powerful. To be honest, what is Sister S's impression of us?"

"What's your impression?" Xiao S pointed at Zhou and concluded, "I've known him since he debuted, and he looks like a dick~"

[Looking like a dick hahaha]

【reality】

Immediately afterwards, in the video, Little S performed a weekly imitation show:

"Oh, that's so cool. S's treat to dinner today is so cool~ S's also so upright. It makes me want to give up on Kun Ling and pursue her~"

Lu Jia almost peed with laughter:

This imitation is so similar hahahaha! The funniest thing is, if you imitate, just imitate, why did you bring Kun Ling with you again, hahaha, and even praised yourself hahahaha!

[Hahahaha, help, little S is really interesting]

[Kun Ling: I will really thank you! 】

[laughing to death]

[Shen Yun is really being grasped]

[What’s the benefit of laughing me to death?]

Zhou Junjue pushed her, dumbfounded: "Are you crazy?"

[Crazy, you (Joker Xue voice pack)

Little S: "Oh, don't be so strong! You are so rude!"

【"Don't be so strong"】

[Female version of the dirty demon king]

【Details of Dali】

【Boiling Yangyang, you are so rude】

[I don’t want to share the same pot with him]

[Passed on, Little S called out Zhou’s conclusion for being too strong]

[Some news about Wanwan will be reported tomorrow]

Xiao S turned the topic to Cheng Yi again:

"Are you shy? My impression of you is that you are a well-behaved little boy. Tell me~ How long has it been since you sang the goose?"

【Are you shy? Let me be healthy!】

Chant goose?

Lu Jia had a question mark, what is Ying Goose? How did it get involved with Ying Goose?

etc!

Goose~goose~goose~Qu Xiangxiang——

Lu Jia understood, and immediately, a lustful smile appeared on his face.

Wonderful~

She is indeed a professional female driver, singing goose is so wonderful hahahaha!

[Hahahaha, chanting the goose is amazing]

【2333I can no longer look directly at the chanting goose】

[Plaintiff: King Luo Bin]

[Holy shit, what do you mean? Can anyone explain it? 】

[Children who don’t understand don’t ask]

[Cheng Yi finally got his comeuppance hahaha]

[Little S avenged Lin Jun’s knot with Wang Xinling]

[No, Xiao S avenged everyone who was tortured in Cheng Yi’s video]

In the video, Cheng Yi looked confused and constipated.

Lu Jia was so happy to see it. If you come out to hang out, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. Hahahaha, Cheng Yi, you didn’t expect it, right? You will have this day too!!!

Cheng Yi: "I haven't chanted the goose since elementary school, and I didn't take the exam."

【Trying to pass the level with cuteness】

[Pass this on, Cheng Yi chanted the goose when he was in elementary school]

Little S: "Pretend to be innocent! Are you pretending not to know what chanting the goose means? Do you want me to learn it for you?"

[Review: This high-end game]

【Learn, I like to listen】

【These girls are so tough】

[Cixi in the entertainment industry is really not just talk]

[No taboo little S]

Zhou concluded: "Hey, have we arrived at the restaurant?"

[Beginning to change the topic again]

Little S: "Come on! But do you two want to change the subject?"

Cheng Yi: "No, no, no!"

Zhou concluded: "No, no, no!"

[Hahahaha, these two people are really guilty]

[Yes, they are changing the subject]

【Don't let them go】

【Please increase your efforts, we love to see!】

As soon as the screen changed, we had arrived at the box.

Cheng Yi is on the left, Little S is in the middle, and Zhou Junjuan is on the right. The three of them are sitting in the shape of "嬲".

Little S looked like a big sister, waved her hand and said, "Hey, you two, let's take a look at the menu!"

[Little S’s aura is too strong]

[The little S queen is full of style]

[The eldest sister and her two newcomers]

[I can decide the priority at once]

[The left and right are men]

[What aura of a rich woman]

[Two male security guards and their female owner]

Cheng Yi: "Sister S, come on."

Little S: "Just order whatever you want, oh, you order, you order."

[Don’t want this, don’t want that, accept the rest]

[No need to read, just buy a copy]

Zhou concluded: "How about making some appetizers?"

【Ginseng current dish】

Cheng Yi: "Sister S is not that kind of person."

Little S: "Yes, can I be that kind of person? You seem to be looking down on me!"

[False politeness meets shamelessness]

Zhou concluded: "Order! Just call over and order!"

"Stop!", Little S suddenly stretched out his hand and shouted.

At this time, a suspenseful BGM sounded in the video.

This whetted Lu Jia's appetite: What are you going to do? Are you going to get reorganized?

【Wait】

[Chou Jay: Are you deliberately looking for trouble? 】

[The war song begins, Liu Dashen’s background music]

[Interrupt demonstration]

【"stop"】

In the video, Little S is holding his arms, and the old god is there, saying confidently:

"Just waiting for you to stand up, won't I treat you this time?"

[Start military training]

【A bear is coming】

【Hongmen Banquet】

Cheng Yi: "Yes, your treat!"

Little S: "This meal is not so easy to eat. I have set up three small challenges for you. You can only eat it after completing the challenges. The first question is a quick question and answer in five seconds!"

Lu Jia: I was shocked. What kind of performance is this? I have never seen it before. It opened my eyes~~~

Needless to say, it is indeed Kangxi who is the host, and she is worthy of being a female driver who has been in the entertainment industry for 20 to 30 years!

Really good at playing!

This issue of the meal challenge is completely different from the previous ones. In the previous two issues, Cheng Yi and Zhou Jie led netizens to immerse themselves in the "awkwardness" of meeting the guests for the first time, not only torturing themselves, the guests, but also the audience.

But in this issue, because Little S is too socially awkward, the style and focus of the show have completely changed, turning into Little S torturing Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjuan.

The audience was completely watching the fun.

Only Cheng Yi and Zhou Jue concluded that the injured world was born!

【Fooled, Hongmen Banquet】

["Random Challenge Hongmen Banquet Extra Chapter"]

[Little S is too strong]

[Two levels of reversal]

[Also brings its own programs]

[Who is hosting it?]

[Hahahaha, look at Cheng Zi’s little expression, he was so scared that he dropped the menu]

[She really understands the effects of the program]

【Little Coffin Breaker】

[The guest is actually myself]

[The real UP master appears]

[Cheng Yi: Come on, come on, I’ll give you the camera, I’ll give you my phone number, you take the pictures]

Cheng Yi: "Just ask! Are social experts afraid?"

["Social Master"]

[Shejiao Master]

Zhou concluded: "I have a very rich vocabulary, so come on over!"

["Rich Vocabulary"]

["Smooth and elastic teeth"]

【"Melts in your mouth"】

Lu Jia laughed to death: By Jay Chou’s rich vocabulary, does he mean melt-in-your-mouth and indescribable?

In the video, Little S reminded:

"Really? You must answer within five seconds. My question is very sharp."

Cheng Yi looked impatient: "Come on, come on!"

Xiao S looked at Cheng Yi and asked quickly: "Isn't it still Chu?"

Immediately, Cheng Yi's expression froze.

The entire screen turned into black and white.

"Two Fountains Reflect the Moon" The sad erhu sound of vicissitudes of life sounded slowly.

Cheng Yi's frozen pupils, if you look carefully, are filled with words: Save me, save me, save me, save me, save me, save me!!!

[Opening lightning strike, direct critical hit]

[Graduate with full grade in "The Coming of Kangxi"]

【Graduate? Mentor!】

[It’s really too sharp hahahaha]

【"Very Simple"】

[Kill with one move]

【Hahahahahaha】

【send!】

【Opening mouth is fatal】

【The scale is too big】

[In just one second, Cheng Yi thought of countless answers]

"Hahahaha~" Cheng Yi was laughing wildly in the video.

[Use laughter to cover up sorrow]

【Scalpel-like precision】

[So Cheng Yi is still the same? 】

[It shouldn’t be right? He and Yang Yang have been together for several months]

【Why are you standing still? Answer!!!】

[This is also a concern of mine]

Little S counted down, giving Cheng Yi no time to react.

"5!"

"4!"

"3!"

"2!"

[Unable to answer hahaha]

[The dilemma belongs to yes]

Cheng Yi roared for the last time in his life: "Yes, yes, yes!"

For a moment, the barrage was filled with question marks.

【???】*n

【Wocao, is it real or fake? Is it real?】

【It can’t be a lie, right?】

【I do not believe】

[Everyone is talking about a girlfriend, can you bear it? 】

[Classmate Yang Yang takes the blame!]

Xiangnan University of Science and Technology, Xiaoxiang College Female Dormitory.

Cheng Yi's "Yes, yes, yes" echoed in the room~~~

Jiao Yuxiang and the other three exchanged glances and looked at Yang Hanyu at the same time:

"Xiao Yu, huh - isn't it? You don't have that yet?"

"seriously?"

"Are you unwilling or is he unwilling?"

"Isn't this too bad? You have to capture him quickly!"

"That's right, Senior Cheng Yi is so outstanding, why don't you take action! If someone else takes his virginity, you will be doomed!"

"So many female internet celebrities are staring at him. Now that this video is released, they are probably all excited!"

"Ah, we really don't have that yet~" Yang Hanyu lowered his head, blushed with embarrassment, and felt like crying but couldn't find any tears in his heart:

Wuwuwu, it’s not that I don’t want to. Wuwuwuwu~ I’ve wanted Brother Cheng Yi to come in for a long time, but he refused. Wuwuwu, now that Brother Cheng Yi’s identity as a virgin is exposed, everyone will think it’s me.

No, wuwuwu, I’m so wronged~

My birthday is four months away, it’s so hard to wait~

at the same time.

HKUST’s “Meow Yan Meow Talk” cat cafe.

Yan Jiaoni took a sip of coffee and said, "Oh? A young man or a virgin? Why am I so excited~"

Girls’ dormitory in District 8 of HKUST.

Han Mengmeng's eyes brightened, but quickly dimmed again. She sighed quietly: It seems to have nothing to do with me.

Off-campus community.

Carroll's plump legs were spread across the sofa, and he was thinking: Should I take the initiative? The Chinese people are too lazy, so I should be allowed to do it!

Another room in the off-campus community.

Xia Mo's watery eyes stared at Cheng Yi in the video, and he was even more fascinated: This kind of man who is obviously powerful but doesn't mess around is so intoxicating.

Within the company.

Zhang Hanran put down his cell phone and started working on his work.

But she was very anxious inside, her mind was full of thoughts, and she couldn't get into it at all:

Why could watching a video reveal the progress of his relationship with his girlfriend? She didn't want her short-term joy to come from another woman's failure to do anything, nor did she want to be deceived by vain hopes.

However, just now she was really happy and excited for a moment.

This is what troubles her the most!

It made her feel unable to control her emotions and made her feel like she had lost control over herself.

With a "tear" sound, the contract on the case was accidentally torn apart by her.

She woke up with a start, and then gathered her thoughts: busy with your career, career is the most important thing.

Yu Hang, the cat-head loli jumped up on the bed and yelled:

"Tickets! Tickets! I want to buy a ticket to go to Liancheng, no one can stop me!"

The assistant asked and ran to her room, but was blinded by the white picture in front of her. The assistant covered her eyes with her hands and said:

"Sister Xia, put on your clothes first~"

Lu Jia was also a little shocked, but still chose to believe Cheng Yi:

After all, he is still a virgin at 22, and Cheng Yi is two years younger than him and is still a virgin, so what’s so puzzling about it?

Cheng Yi and Yang Yang have their own progress.

On the contrary, he feels that this kind of gradual love is the best, which shows that their love is planned and restrained, rather than a purely physical relationship.

Little S: "How old are you this year?"

Cheng Yi: "20."

[An adult’s defense only breaks down in an instant]

[Knife critical strike]

【I am 28 and still a virgin, did I say anything?】

Cheng Yi pointed at Zhou Judgment and said: "He must be punished in the same way!"

【Orange is so cute】

"okok!", Xiao S crossed his arms, looked at Zhou Diandu, and suddenly turned up the volume: "Is it 180 pounds?"

Weekly conclusion:<(￣﹌￣)>

【Hahahahahaha】

【Direct kill】

[It’s too rude, I’m a fan of little S]

[Death without solution]

[Help, my wife, my wife, I know how to cause trouble, my love]

[Heard the beginning about wanting to control her?]

【Speak directly from the heart】

【Shrimp and pork heart】

[Chou: I feel numb]

[Kill crazy, kill crazy, little S is crazy to kill]

[Questions that touch the soul]

[Little S plays with two idiots]

[The two of them were killed by Xiao S]

【Straight Girl】

"5!4!3!2!"

At the last second of the countdown, Zhou Dianjuan said helplessly: "Yes, yes, yes."

[I knew it hahahaha]

【so bad】

[The most difficult meal in history]

[The boss caught me laughing too loudly while playing ball]

[She is really good at it, hahahaha]

[Little S looks like Master Miejie]

[Trivia, Jay Chou’s official weight is 70-75 kilograms hahahahahaha]

[This time the true weight is revealed! 】

【Dr. Jay lied about his weight】

Little S: "These two questions are too sharp. Can you pass it? The second task is for everyone to perform a talent show. As an artist, you must have many skills and not be overwhelmed, right? You have talents and talents."

Zhou concluded: "That's necessary!"

Little S: "Then you come first, you are so talented."

[This meal is not delicious, hahahaha]

[Hahaha, in order to prevent the two of them from being awkward, Xiao S really took great pains]

[Little S holds the whole audience]

[Sending too much is not stressful]

[The program is effective]

[It looks very much like me when I was asked to perform a talent show during the Chinese New Year]

【"Praise to Kill"】

Zhou Zhujue got a deck of cards from the waiter: "I'll do a magic trick for you."

Lu Jia was speechless, good guy, Jay Chou can't forget magic all the time!

[Weekly conclusion: main job magician, side job singer]

【Where did you put the basketball?】

[Basketball is the body]

【He really loves magic】

【Magic Lun】

[Now it’s milk tea and surfing the Internet]

【Not doing business】

Zhou Dingdu put the cards on the table and said to Little S:

"Before you played this game, I had already taken a photo, which was the photo that I predicted you would choose. Now I will keep sending it, and you can stop at any time."

After a long pause, Little S shouted: "Stop!"

Zhou Junjue put his phone on the deck of cards: "Here is a video that was taken before playing this game!"

Little S: "What then?"

Zhou Junjue pointed to a card on the top of the deck: "Turn it over!"

In the video, Little S turned over and it was an Ace of Spades.

Zhou Judi continued: "Click on the video on your phone again!"

When you click on the video, it's still the Ace of Spades.

【ohhhhhh】

【How did it change?】

【???】

【Whole grass?】

Lu Jia was also shocked:

There is something to this magic!

But in the next second, Little S ruthlessly exposed Zhou Juju’s magic:

"Do you think I'm a fool? Zhou Judgment! You just stole this card, hid it behind the phone, and then put it down. Who wouldn't do that? Are you teasing a fool?"

Weekly conclusion: "."

Lu Jia: "."

Countless viewers who were deceived: "."

No, you are so smart and make us look like fools.

No, he is just a fool!

【I am the fool/tears】

[It’s over, I was deceived]

["Teasing a Fool"]

[Pull the crotch]

[Thank you, little S, for taking care of these two idiots]

[Hahahaha, it’s okay to expose it in person]

[Amateur performance session]