The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 635 "Spent the night at my girlfriend's house, and used tea talk to tease my girlfriend crazily in front of her mother" 2

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 635 "Spent the night at my girlfriend's house, and used tea talk to tease my girlfriend crazily in front of her mother" 2

[Is this classmate Yang Yang’s mother? The feeling of oppression is so strong! 】

[This terrifying sense of oppression]

[Holy shit, he looks a bit like my high school Chinese teacher]

[Auntie is so thin]

[Hahaha, she looks nothing like Yang Yang. The aunt looks like a strong woman at first glance, but the daughter she gave birth to is a cute girl]

【The protagonist appears】

【The drama begins now】

【Please start your performance】

In the video, Yang's mother was a little surprised when she saw Cheng Yi: "Chengcheng, why did you get up so early?"

【Sure!】

[This sound is so kind]

[The highest recognition from mother-in-law: Chengcheng]

Cheng Yi said: "Oh, Auntie, I'm used to it. I couldn't fall asleep anymore, so I just got up and made breakfast for everyone."

[You still call me aunt instead of mom?]

[It would be rude to call you aunt again]

As he spoke, he smiled shyly, his eyes innocent and harmless.

【"got used to"】

[Emphasis: Get up and make breakfast for everyone]

[As soon as I open my mouth, it’s old green tea]

【Good guy, the fragrance of tea is overflowing】

【Tea Ceremony】

[Where is the green tea? I am just a considerate and good son-in-law]

【This tastes so right】

【Green Tea Yi is online】

[Ah ah ah, no wonder boys like green tea, now I understand, Cheng Yi is so bad]

[Hey hey hey, who wouldn’t be confused by oranges like this? 】

【Tang's Acting Method show time】

[Acting Director: Tang Youyou]

[Tang Youyou×Lin Pinru]

Mother Yang: "You also made breakfast?"

"That's right!" Cheng Yi said in the video, "When I was at home, I would always cook for my parents, because it was not easy for my parents to raise me at such a young age. It was not easy for them to try my cooking skills.

It’s a waste of time to go home.”

["I cook for my parents"]

[Become a father and a mother: don’t create rumors or spread rumors]

[Become a Dad, Become a Mom: Take your time and watch your son’s new video! After watching it, Become a Dad, Become a Mom: 6!]

["It's not like I went home in vain"]

[It seems that there is no mention of classmate Yang Yang, but in fact, every sentence is about classmate Yang Yang]

[Seize the bamboo shoots]

【Scroll, roll it to death!!!】

[It’s time to show real technology]

Before Lu Jia clicked in, he never thought that this subject matter would be so interesting, tql hahahaha!

Cheng Yi's words are simply heartbreaking.

Lu Jia was also very curious about how Yang Yang's mother would react when she found out that Cheng Yi had cleaned the whole house, and how Cheng Yi would point it out. She was really looking forward to it!

It must be very exciting, so Lu Jia continued to read.

Cheng Yi: "Auntie, doesn't Yang Yang cook at home?"

Seeing this, Lu Jia spit out a mouthful of salt soda and almost choked to death!

"Yang Yang doesn't cook at home?" This sentence is more than just a show!

What a show!

The Show of Tihua!

The God of Creation is beautiful!

["Yang Yang doesn't cook at home?"]

【Yang Yang doesn’t cook at home】*99＋

[Famous sentence check-in]

[Hahahahahahaha, that’s too cruel]

【23333Why are you so skilled?】

【I already started laughing】

[Seize the bamboo shoots! You’ve almost finished all the bamboo shoots on the mountain]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagen】

【As expected of you】

【What a good life, hahahaha】

【Tea Art Class】

【Kill!】

【I would like to call it a unique skill】

After hearing Cheng Yi's words, Yang's mother's expression turned from bright to dark, hating that iron could not be transformed into steel:

"Don't do it! She's lazy, what can be done? It would be great if she could be as good as Chengcheng you."

Lu Jia was almost laughing to death. Cheng Yi had a perfect plan and actually frightened his mother-in-law.

[Cheng Yi predicted every step]

[Or or or or or or laugh to death]

【How good or bad is Cheng Yi】

[I announce that Cheng Yi has received a new title: Finished Product Ru]

[Please print the finished product on the public screen]

【Finished products such as】×99

Mother Yang: "Chengcheng, you have been cooking for a long time, right? I see there is another fish. Actually, you don't need to cook. You can just wait to eat at Auntie's house."

Cheng Yi: "It doesn't matter, it didn't take long. I mainly wanted to move around, so I cleaned up, mopped the floor, wiped the door, and then made a breakfast. It didn't take a few hours."

【"It didn't take long"】

["Mainly I want to do some exercise"]

["Just cleaned up a bit"]

["Wipe the door"]

["I made a quick breakfast"]

["It didn't take a few hours"]

[The amount of information is too huge]

Lu Jia laughed out loud again. In less than a minute, he laughed almost four or five times.

In other words, he has been laughing since he clicked on this video and never stopped!

Especially this sentence, so damn funny!

Cheng Yi's tone when he said this sentence not only expressed the calmness of "Oh, these are all small things", "It's nothing", "I did it conveniently", but also described everything he had done in detail.

All listed.

Hypocritical?

How hypocritical!

However, it is precisely this kind of hypocrisy that is fun enough.

[Weird and bizarre anecdotes]

[Cheng Yi knows green tea too well]

[Green tea was completely understood by him]

[Actor, this is an actor!]

[Hahahahaha, looking at Yang Yang’s mother’s expression, she is already starting to feel guilty]

Yang's mother turned around and went back to the house: "Chengcheng, just wait. I'll wake Yang Hanyu up right away."

[Please analyze Auntie’s psychological activities and transformation process]

[It’s over, I’ve called everyone by name, I’m really angry]

【Danger! Yang Yang, danger!】

【Light of Righteous Path】

【Hunting time】

【It’s over, it’s over】

[The enemy has three seconds to arrive at the scene]

【bgm starts!】

bgm didn’t get up because Cheng Yi stopped Yang Mu:

"Auntie, let me call you. I'll call you."

Mother Yang did not refuse.

[The victim appears]

【Video Plaintiff】

[Poor Yang Yang still doesn’t know what will happen next]

[The beautiful scene ahead]

The video follows Cheng Yi's perspective to the bedroom and captures Yang Hanyu who is sleeping soundly.

【Beauty crit!!!】

【Wocao, so beautiful!!!】

[Yang Yang looks good]

[Ah ah ah, does anyone really look so good when sleeping without makeup in the morning? 】

[Isn’t this too cute? I’m so surprised]

[Ah ah ah, Cheng Yi draws his sword, he must fight with him]

【What kind of peerless beauty?】

【My heart is going to melt】

Lu Jia's heart was about to melt.

In the video, Yang Hanyu's eyes were closed, and the early morning sunlight hit her fair and flawless skin, bringing a translucent texture.

Her thick black hair was curled and spread on the snow-white pillow.

A rosy mouth, a straight nose, long eyelashes, and extremely delicate facial features.

With her breathing, her body rose and fell slightly.

Just like Sleeping Beauty coming out of a fairy tale, the whole picture is full of beauty and holiness.

At this moment, Lu Jia suddenly understood Cheng Yi.

I also understood Cao Cao.

【Chengyi Trap】

[It’s so cheap for a guy like Cheng Yi]

[Help, so pure, good rice, so cute]

【I can!!!】

【Haas Haas Haas】

[My problem of liking other people’s girlfriends has not changed yet]

[Cheng Yi’s hatred for seizing his wife is irreconcilable]

[I will inherit Prime Minister Cao’s ambition!]

However, what made Lu Jia's mentality extremely explosive was that the next moment, Cheng Yi——

it turns out!

Kiss! Up! Down! Go!

Lu Jia felt 10,000 points hurt!

grass!

Cheng Yi’s life is my dream!

Lu Jia had imagined countless times that when she got a girlfriend, she would wake her up from her dreams every morning.

It's a pity that he doesn't have a girlfriend at all! There is no way to realize this dream!

pain!

It hurts so much!

Lu Jia cried when she saw it, and her guard broke down as she cried:

Woohoo, wow, it’s true, this is not a prank on Yang Yang at all, this is a prank on me!

Also, don’t these two relatives know how to avoid people now?

Do you have to send it out?

Don’t you know that many of your viewers are single?

Also, have you ever heard of a sentence?

Xiu En dies quickly!!!

【???】

[Unlock and block reports with one click and three consecutive attempts]

[If you like the UP owner, you can click and report]

【There are still many good people in the world】

[Kill me to cheer up the two of you]

[I watched the video to suffer]

[I was kicked like a passing dog]

[Trick the dog to come in and kill]

[Hold it to me, woo woo woo]

[Suddenly took a mouthful of dog food]

[I recommend a song "Happy Breakup" to Cheng Yi]

["Remember to Forget"]

["I actually don't want to leave"]

["After the Breakup"]

[I don’t know who to envy for a moment]

[Actually, lemons aside, they are really sweet~ I really want someone to wake me up~]

[One thing to say, after watching this video, I found that picking up Wen is really a beautiful thing! 】

In fact, Cheng Yi restrained himself. During the filming of this episode, he and Yang Hanyu had sex for five or six minutes. In the video, he only captured a few seconds of the footage.

"Hey~" Yang Hanyu opened his sleepy eyes and asked lazily: "Brother Cheng Yi~ are you up?"

[Yang Yang’s voice is so delicate~]

[This little nasal sound melts my heart]

【Girls are such beautiful creatures!】

"Yeah~" Cheng Yi pinched her little nose, "Good morning, baby~"

【He called her baby!!】

【I don’t care, I want to go crazy in your love!】

【They have been in love for a long time!】

【It is too sweet】

【It hit】

Yang Hanyu: "Brother Cheng Yi, what are you doing with your camera?"

!!!

It’s broken, it’s broken!

Lu Jia thought to herself: Isn’t it going to be discovered?

Can this video still be shot?

【Warning warning!】

Cheng Yi: "This is the first time I'm staying at your house for the night. I'll record it. I won't post it online."

["It will not be posted online"]

[It will be posted online - excerpt from "It will not be posted online"]

Yang Hanyu: "Oh~"

【Warning lifted】

[You can’t seize the opportunity given to you!]

【"oh"】

[One dares to say it, the other dares to believe it]

Lu Jia found that she was worrying too much:

It’s so funny, classmate Yang Yang is totally unguarded against Cheng Yi!

He even suspected that even if Cheng Yi said that tomorrow was the end of the world, Yang Yang would probably stock up on supplies with Cheng Yi.

On the bed, Yang Hanyu was wrapped in a quilt, with only his head exposed and his cute big eyes open:

"Brother Cheng Yi, I want to sleep a little longer, okay? Yang Yang is really sleepy. My mother insisted on chatting with me last night. Can you go talk to my mother? My mother listens to you the most.

!”

Cheng Yi: "Okay~ Then sleep a little longer, baby. Don't worry, I'll wrap it up."

As soon as Cheng Yi came out of the room, he immediately stopped and said to Yang Mu:

"Auntie, Yang Hanyu can't afford it!"

"Pfft——", Lu Jia was dodged to the waist by Cheng Yi's sexy moves!

Good guy! He called the good guy directly:

One second Cheng Yi was affectionately promising, and the next second he rebelled at the speed of light.

["Yang Hanyu, she can't afford it"]

【Pfft hahahaha】

【"I will handle it"】

[Then you can sleep a little longer = Then you can wait to die]

【so bad】

[Cheng Yi, please be a human being!]

[Man’s mouth is a deceitful ghost]

【Oh man】

[If your girlfriend doesn’t want it, leave it to someone in need]

[Cheng Yi, you don’t do anything about human affairs! 】

[This wave, this wave is sowing discord]

【Serial plan】

[I laughed like crazy hahahaha]

[I would like to call this video a couple playing tricks on the ceiling!]

[Cheng Yi, do you really have no bottlenecks when it comes to playing pranks? 】

Mother Yang was furious: "No, you can't afford to pay her back?"

Cheng Yi: "She said you insisted on chatting with her last night, which made her sleep late, and -"

【Vicious! Born!】

[Cheng Yi, you don’t respect martial ethics!]

【You are too BABY spicy】

【The world is evil and people's hearts are evil】

[Good guy, I’ll make a video so you can use the strategy]

[This wave, this wave is a complaint]

[Rounding off, Cheng Yi is playing tricks on his mother-in-law]

[Cheng Yi: Everything you say will become evidence in court]

[It’s great to torture your wife for a while, chase your wife to the crematorium hahaha]

[A breakup tip every day]

【"Howling Son-in-law"】

Yang’s mother: “And what?”

In the video, Cheng Yi sighed and said, "I can't say much about her."

["I can't say much about her"]

【High, really high!】

[Master is tall! County Magistrate ()! Master Cheng is tall and ()!]

【This sentence is perfect】

【Today's Famous Quote(2/n)】

[The smell of tea comes up immediately]

【Good for you】

Mother Yang said to Cheng Yi earnestly:

"Chengcheng, you are a good boy, simple and kind. I see how good you are to Xiaoyu and our family, but you can't pamper her without any bottom line. Doing so will put your

She’s so spoiled! You’ll be tired yourself too!”

Unable to hold it in any longer, Lu Jia was like a bastard crawling out of his nest. He couldn't hold it in any longer!

Ha ha ha ha!

Cheng Yi?

Simple and kind?

Ha ha ha ha!

He really wanted to go to the video to expose Cheng Yi's shameless face and tell his aunt:

Auntie, don’t be deceived by Cheng Yi’s innocent appearance, he is really shameless!

[I can’t stand my family anymore/cover my face]

[Hahahaha, Cheng Yi is so good at pretending that even the aunt who pretended to believe it]

[Simple, kind and good boy hahahahahahaha]

[Get 6 in Psychology]

[In this situation, I can’t help but want to sing a song: What a beautiful white lotus ~ What a beautiful white lotus ~ ]

[I suspect that Cheng Yi is definitely acting in his true colors]

[It would be a pity if Cheng Yi doesn’t act]

etc?

Lu Jia was confused: Has Cheng Yi ever acted?

Cheng Yi: "Auntie, you are right, but Yang Yang has a good temper, so don't say that to her!"

[Don’t say that about her either×Please be sure to say that about her√]

[Cheng Yi looks like a Zhubishi]

[He is so good at it]

【It can’t be difficult for him at all!】

Mother Yang: "Oh~ you just spoil her too much and let Auntie treat her."

Cheng Yi: "Auntie, why don't you let Yang Yang sleep a little longer? It doesn't matter if the food is cooled and reheated."

["You just love her too much"]

【Redefine pet】

【"it does not matter"】

[Master of Gonghuo]

[Yang Yang: I am lucky to have you]

"Chengcheng, don't worry about this matter, let Auntie handle it."

Immediately afterwards, Mother Yang rushed to the bedroom angrily.

【Awaken, it’s time to hunt】

[You can’t hide the look in your eyes that wants to kill someone]

【send】

[Cheng Yi: Is it too late to regret now and still have time to keep my girlfriend? 】

[Yang Yang is about to die but he doesn’t know it yet]

[At this time, Yang Yang still doesn’t know the seriousness of the matter]

[Run, classmate Yang Yang, run!]

【"Attack of the Mother-in-law"】

[I only say one word: run]

Cheng Yi stopped again and grabbed Yang Mu's wrist.

[Scored twice]

[Interrupt again]

【Cunzhi Challenge】

The video also showed a close-up, showing that Cheng Yi was holding on so hard that Yang's mother couldn't even break free even if she wanted to.

Cheng Yi: "Auntie, please don't do anything! Auntie, if you don't agree, I won't let you in."

Yoyoyoyoyoyo~~~

Lu Jia saw it through!

And "If you don't agree, I won't let you in." Oh, it's just a prank, but in the end, doesn't he feel sorry for his girlfriend?

Call it bitter, Lu Jia is a bit bitter, call it envious, he is really envious too.

From some small details, we can see that Cheng Yi and Yang Yang are really in love, which cannot be acted out.

[I feel distressed, Cheng Yi feels distressed, he feels distressed]

[Zan Chengyi is worried about his girlfriend getting hurt even when he makes prank videos!]

[Family members, I’m going crazy!]

[I take back my previous statement that Cheng Yi is not a human being, this issue is still open to discussion]

[He really made me cry to death]

【He warms me and makes me cry】

[I can tell, Cheng Yi really loves Yang Yang]

[Holy shit, why do you suddenly feel so sweet? 】

Mother Yang: "Okay, auntie promises you not to use your hands, only your mouth."

Immediately afterwards, the camera followed Mother Yang to the bedroom.

Yang's mother directly lifted up the quilt, and the lion from Hedong roared: "Yang Hanyu!"

【Death Replay】

【Something's going to happen】

【It’s started, it’s started】

[Today’s video is going to kill people]

[This yelling makes me feel so immersive, I’m starting to get nervous]

[My mother often lifts my quilt too]

【Same mother】

[High energy throughout, no burdens]

[I’m going to kneel down to the durian after it’s over]

[As the saying goes:: Mother-in-law to son-in-law]

【Prepare to open the table】

In the video, Yang Hanyu was lifted up from the quilt by Yang's mother. He sat up in his pajamas, shook his little head, and looked around. His hazy peach blossom eyes were full of confusion and confusion.

[Hahahaha, forced booting caused the system to crash]

[People are up, but their souls are still lying down]

[Sitting up in shock from a dying dream]

[It only takes 0.01 seconds to start up and defeat 99.9% of the kittens in the country]

【Confused face】

[Hahahaha, laughing like crazy]

Yang Hanyu's eyes were full of horror: "Mom? What are you doing?"

[This frightened little look]

【Bloodline Suppression】

Mother Yang: "Don't call me mom! Chengcheng got up very early, swept and mopped the floor, and made breakfast. What about you? I can't even wake you up!"

Aren’t you ashamed? Aren’t you ashamed? Get up quickly!”

In the video, Yang Hanyu glanced at Cheng Yi.

[Cheng Yi: Don’t look at me, I can’t help you]

Mother Yang said: "Don't look at Chengcheng! Why do you look at Chengcheng? Do you think Chengcheng is easy to talk to and has a good personality, so you always bully Chengcheng?"

【"Good to Talk"】

["Good Personality"]

When it was over, Lu Jia covered her face: Auntie was completely brainwashed by Cheng Yi’s green tea!

Yang Hanyu: "Mom, why did I bully brother Cheng Yi?"

[Don’t argue with anyone]

【How can such an injustice be so great】

Mother Yang: "I didn't want to get up, so I asked Chengcheng to come over and send a message. Didn't I just think that Cheng Yi would pamper you and agree to it?"

If you look at you, I will become fond of you and can tolerate you. If it were anyone else, I would not be able to tolerate you long ago."

[After shooting this video, my aunt’s blood pressure increased.]

【Is Cheng Yi the biological child? 】

【Ha ha ha ha】

[Auntie, if you say that, I have a different opinion. Who said Cheng Yi is the only one who likes Yang Yang? I also like Yang Yang!]

【Me too】

[I am not talented, but I am willing to take over]

Lu Jia is also willing to talk about it.

But he knew that firstly it was impossible, and secondly:

Classmate Yang Yang, how can I like him?

Cheng Yi is a billionaire, and he’s also handsome!

Who is he to the audience who posted the barrage? He can only say a few words of joy.

Mother Yang: "Chengcheng, if Yang Hanyu does something wrong in the future, you should tell me not to protect her blindly. This is to indulge her and is not good for her. If she loses her temper with you, you should also follow me."

Say, I will support you."

【"Yimao protects her"】

【"Pamper Her"】

[Auntie, Cheng Yi just didn’t do either of the two things you said.]

[laughing to death, hahaha]

[I can’t have this boyfriend anymore, hahaha, he’s so good at sowing discord. If this continues, Yang Yang will lose his family status]

[Yang Yang is completely unable to explain]

[Mother Yang really likes Cheng Yi, her son-in-law]

[Just kidding, the mother-in-law doesn’t like Cheng Yi like this? 】

really!

Lu Jia strongly agreed with this barrage and dragged Cheng Yi to the marriage market. The old men and women who were vying to be his mother-in-law and father-in-law could line up from Mohe in the north to Zengmu Ansha in the south.

Yang's mother was afraid that Cheng Yi would break up with her daughter, which is also the underlying logic behind this video.

If Yang’s mother didn’t value Cheng Yi, there would never be this video.

It is because of the emphasis on Cheng Yi that we can achieve this effect.

Mother Yang would rather let her daughter suffer a little more injustice than Cheng Yi.

She hoped that if Cheng Yi really fell out with Yang Hanyu in the future, even if it was for her sake, it would not lead to a falling apart. At least there would be some room for relaxation, and she would be able to persuade him in the middle.

So does Mother Yang love Yang Hanyu?

Clearly in love!

Parents love their children and have far-reaching plans.

It's just that her love is not like warm wind and drizzle, her love is like strong sunshine.

Cheng Yi said: "Auntie, Yang Yang has never lost his temper with me."

In the video, Yang's mother looked at Yang Hanyu, and Yang Hanyu blinked to show his innocence.

As a result, Mother Yang scolded her again: "You are so playful and smiling, why don't you get up quickly?"

Yang Yang: "Oh~"

[Trying to be cute, failing to be cute, face falling]

[Hahahahaha, laugh to death, like a little dog trying to please its owner but being kicked away by the owner]

[2333 picture is now available]

【23333 This description is too good】

[Yang Yang is so pitiful, come on, sister, give me a kiss~]

After Yang's mother left the room, Cheng Yi hugged Yang Hanyu and apologized: "Baby, I'm sorry, I didn't persuade aunt just now."

【Start again】

["I didn't persuade you to stop"]

[Persuasion is persuasion, but persuasion in the opposite direction]

[Cheng. Duplicity. Yi]

Yang Hanyu: "It's okay, brother Cheng Yi~ I didn't expect you to get up so early, clean up and make breakfast. If I had known this earlier, I would have gotten up without staying in bed! You don't have to blame yourself, my mother is like this!

Also, brother Cheng Yi~ don’t work so hard next time. Why do you clean and cook when you come to my house~”

Cheng Yi: "I just want to leave a good impression on my aunt!"

Yang Hanyu: "I know, but I will feel sorry for brother Cheng Yi. I won't come here next time~ Even if you do, you have to call me~"

Cheng Yi: "Okay, I understand, honey! You go to the bathroom to wash up first."

Yang Hanyu: "Yeah~"

Nest grass!

Lu Jia was extremely moved by the cute Yang Hanyu!

What shocked him was that instead of doubting Cheng Yi at all, classmate Yang Yang actually felt sorry for Cheng Yi!

Damn it, where can I find a girlfriend like this?

Cheng Yi not only doesn't cherish it, but also persecutes such a lovely girl. What a shame!

Lu Jia's teeth itched with hatred and she clenched her fists tightly.

【What kind of science fiction movie is this?】

[Science fiction area up master]

【Yang Yang is so cute, how can you bear to play tricks on her!】

[Wow, Yang Yang didn’t even suspect Cheng Yi!!!]

[My blood tank is empty. If I had a girlfriend like this, I would wake up laughing in my dreams.]

【I'm so sore】

[Ah, ah, this is the first time I have murderous intentions towards Cheng Yi]

[Kill Cheng Yi and marry Yang Yang!!!]

[Ah ah ah, I really can’t stand it anymore, I really want to kick Cheng Yi]

[Has anyone organized a group to buy tickets to go to Liancheng? 】

[Anyone from Shonan University of Science and Technology? You can kick Cheng Yi for me and I’ll give you twenty yuan]

【I will pay fifty!】

【I will pay 100!】

[I am from Shonan University of Science and Technology, and now I am downstairs in his dormitory. I don’t want the money, so I just want to vent my anger]

[Cheng Yi was very happy after shooting the video and kept laughing. He died laughing while laughing.]

【LOL】

In the video, after Yang Hanyu left, Cheng Yi's expression suddenly turned cold and he looked at the camera:

"Gentlemen in the audience, the prank just now was very successful. Neither Auntie nor Yang Yang noticed that I was being used as green tea in the middle. Although Yang Yang's innocent and cute look just now makes me feel very guilty now, but -"

"As long as this camera is turned on, there will be no family, love or friendship to speak of here. I, Cheng Yi——"

"I don't recognize my relatives!"

【???】

【Good guy】

【A role model for our generation!】

[A real man, but I hope you will say the same thing when you apologize after taking the video]

[This video was all that was left when we arrived]

[Sixty years later, Classmate Yang Yang: Agree to donate! Doctor: It’s just the flu. Classmate Yang Yang: Donate!]

[Wocao, ruthless]

[Win the game, lose life]

"Okay, let's move on to the second stage of pranking!"

"let's go!"

(End of chapter)