The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Hey, here's the milk tea for you."

Han Mengmeng, wearing a white dress like snow and black hair like a waterfall, held milk tea in both hands and handed it to Cheng Yi.

"Thank you." Cheng Yi accepted it unnaturally.

Han Mengmeng's fiery eyes almost melted him.

Huang Shu suddenly said: "By the way, Han Mengmeng and I are going to play Rapids, are you going?"

As he spoke, he winked at Cheng Yi.

Zhou Hengfeng didn't react, he said: "We haven't -"

"We haven't gone to the haunted house yet!" Cheng Yi took over the words, "Then you go play Rapids first, and we'll go to the haunted house."

Huang Shu: "Okay, then you-"

Han Mengmeng: "Let's go together, we haven't gone to the haunted house yet."

Huang Shu: "But didn't we say we were going to play Rapids?"

"I'm afraid I'll get my skirt wet."

"..."

Next, during the game, Han Mengmeng kept trying to communicate with Cheng Yi.

Huang Shu, her partner, was left behind by her.

Cheng Yi is so embarrassed. On the one hand, he has to worry about Huang Shu and avoid letting him see anything. On the other hand, he has to keep a distance from Han Mengmeng, but he can't show it too obviously. After all, Han Mengmeng hasn't done anything yet in this life.

What.

Cheng Yi felt very uncomfortable throughout the whole trip.

Especially in the haunted house, he could feel Han Mengmeng always hanging on him behind his back.

This can't go on like this, Cheng Yi thought.

Have to think of a way.

Soon, a plan came to mind.

In his previous life, he broke up with Han Mengmeng because he acted boring, dull, and dull on their first date.

Therefore, as long as Cheng Yi follows the script of his previous life and plays his true character, he can make Han Mengmeng lose interest in him.

After figuring this out, Cheng Yi deliberately acted stupid and boring for the rest of the time.

Aba Aba——

Let me introduce myself again. My name is Cheng Yi. I am 17 years old. I have normal intelligence. I know how to take shelter when it rains. I don’t know how to pick up things on the ground to eat. I also know how to take care of myself when urinating and defecating. I know how to play with a smartphone.

When we walked to the square, a Tinker Bell doll walked over with a big belly and asked Cheng Yi and others to leave a message on the message wall.

Cheng Yi's eyes lit up. Didn't someone come to deliver a pillow just after he fell asleep?

It was a good time for him to act crazy and act stupid. He wrote on the message wall: "Cheng Yi everywhere..."

When he reached the last word, he stopped, scratched his head in embarrassment, and asked Huang Shu: "Huang Shu, how do you write about your trip here?"

"You can't even write about travel? Cheng Yi, you have the nerve to say that you are a college student." Huang Shu mocked.

Han Mengmeng said: "On the contrary, I think Cheng Yi is very honest. If he doesn't know how to write, he just says he can't. Isn't it very innocent? Sometimes I also suddenly forget how to write a certain word."

Huang Shu just took the marker from Cheng Yi and was about to teach Cheng Yi how to write the word "You".

Hearing this, he rolled his eyes, wrote a word with a pen, clapped his hands, showed a proud expression, and said: "It's written."

Cheng Yi, put it everywhere!

Han Mengmeng: "Huang Shu, are you illiterate? This is for fun, not for travel."

"not me……"

That's not what you said just now, Cheng Yi! Huang Shu felt mmp.

Cheng Yi also glanced at Huang Shu speechlessly: You didn't take advantage of the opportunity given to you!

Next, Cheng Yi also tried every means to show off his stupidity, boredom, and low emotional intelligence.

"I don't think I can eat breakfast on an empty stomach."

"Why do meteorites always fall in pits?"

“Are cooked oysters called cooked oysters?”

"Black people are because their mothers ate too much chocolate when they were pregnant."

But he found that his efforts were in vain, and everything he did became innocent, cute and simple in Han Mengmeng's eyes.

This not only made Cheng Yi dumbfounded, but also Zhou Hengfeng, Huang Shu, and Cheng Guanxi felt that they couldn't understand it and directly doubted life.

They all admit that Cheng Yi is a bit handsome, has a humorous personality, high emotional intelligence, a successful career, leadership charisma, and a long list of advantages. As long as he behaves normally, it is normal for girls to chase him.

.

But he was obviously pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, and he was acting like a child and a fool. Isn't it too much to brag with his eyes closed?

It was so excessive that even Zhou Hengfeng and the other two felt that their own aesthetics were abnormal.

But once Huang Shu goes to learn from Cheng Yi, he will face ruthless double standards.

Cheng Yi found that he had made a mistake. The clever plan he came up with did not seem to work, but was self-defeating.

As a result, Huang Shu kept complaining that he was deliberately trying to steal the limelight.

He was also very aggrieved and helpless.

He has tried very hard to be a retarded person and also tried very hard to set off Huang Shu.

But why did it fail?

Is my charm really like a firefly in the dark, a starting point user among the crowd, so bright and handsome?

Little does he know that he is no longer the ordinary miserable green boy from his previous life, but a millionaire internet celebrity, the top among the new generation.

In Han Mengmeng's eyes, his filter was almost as thick as a wall.

No matter how impressive his IQ is, how feeble-minded his operations are, or how many comments he makes that defy the three views, Han Mengmeng can find a hundred ways to cleanse the floor.

Cheng Yi later gave up the struggle and just did whatever he wanted.

He didn't have much entanglement with Han Mengmeng in his previous life, and he didn't plan to have anything to do with her in this life.

After returning to normal, Cheng Yi was no longer "Aba Aba". He took a camera and trained Zhou Hengfeng and Cheng Guanxi on their shooting skills.

Although Zhou Hengfeng will be positioned as a game anchor in the future, he still has to be on his own, and he must learn how to shoot.

As his personal photographer, Cheng Guanxi has to adapt to his shooting style and keep up with his ideas.

The two of them studied eagerly, and from time to time they shot some videos for Cheng Yi to comment on.

Han Mengmeng's eyes lit up: "He is so outstanding!"

When Cheng Yi heard her words, he was so frightened that he almost dropped his camera.

Huang Shuze was completely numb.

After a simple dinner, Cheng Yi informed everyone to gather at the door.

Today's social activities with the International Trade Class 1 have come to an end.

On the bus back, Cheng Yi observed that there were probably three or four pairs in this bus.

Yin Chao has already held hands with that girl, and has almost confirmed their relationship. It's so fast.

After returning to the dormitory, I asked, and it turned out to be true.

But Cheng Yi was not very surprised. In his previous life, Yin Chao was the thickest-skinned person in the dormitory. He was rich and good at playing. During the four years of college, he never had a girlfriend, and they were basically seamless.

For him, falling in love is easier than doing a linear equation in two variables.

But in this life, the thickest person is none other than Cheng Yi.

After returning to the dormitory, Huang Shu struggled for a long time before asking Cheng Yi:

"Cheng Yi, do you like Han Mengmeng?"

Before Cheng Yi could speak, Yin Chao had just taken off his clothes, put on a pair of underpants, and was about to go to the toilet to take a shower. After hearing this, he said:

"Cheng Yi doesn't like her. Han Mengmeng added Cheng Yi on WeChat several times, but Cheng Yi rejected her every time."

"When did this happen?"

Huang Shu was stunned and looked at Cheng Yi in astonishment.

Cheng Yi touched his nose: "That's true, I didn't expect you to be in a group with Han Mengmeng."

"when?"

"It's already early, before military training."

"Mengmeng is so beautiful, you can't even look down on her?"

"I don't want to say that I don't like them. There are so many beautiful girls in the world. Can I come here if I like them? There is no reason."

"oh."

Huang Shu felt a little uncomfortable. The goddess he liked couldn't even apply for a friend with Cheng Yi.

This undoubtedly made him feel frustrated.

However, he was also a little lucky. Fortunately, Cheng Yi didn't like Han Mengmeng, so he would have a chance.

Yin Chao understood the conversation after listening to the conversation between Huang Shu and Cheng Yi. He hesitantly asked Huang Shu:

"Huang Shu, are you planning to chase Han Mengmeng?"

"Yes!" Huang Shu clenched his fists, full of fighting spirit! "I feel like I've already fallen in love with her!"

"Ah this..."

Yin Chao looked at Huang Shu, but still didn't say what was in his heart.

He is Han Mengmeng's high school classmate, so he naturally knows Han Mengmeng's family background.

Although Han Mengmeng is not a top beauty, she is one of the fairest and most beautiful in business schools.

Her father is a businessman and a big boss with a net worth of tens of millions, and her mother is a music teacher and comes from a well-educated family. Han Mengmeng was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

And people like Huang Shu, to put it harshly, are just losers.

If you want to catch up with Han Mengmeng, it's not even possible.

What Cheng Yi looked down upon was also something Huang Shu could achieve.

Yin Chao glanced at Huang Shu pitifully, as if he had a premonition of what would happen to Huang Shu in the ensuing stalking.

He shook his head and entered the bathroom.