The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 679 The skit "Ten Years of Success on Stage" Conquers Everyone Part 2

Author: Ling Wusheng

Wei Xisheng: "Is it so immediate?"

Cheng Yi: "It's so amazing. When I do this, you do that!"

"Ah?" Wei Xisheng put down the knife, still not believing himself, and walked to Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi: "Ah, this time travel is interesting - ah -"

Wei Xisheng grabbed Cheng Yi's hand and chewed it.

"What are you doing?" Cheng Yi said aggrievedly, "Bite the child and it will bleed!"

"There is a scar! There is a scar!" Wei Xisheng pointed to his hand and showed it to Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi was shocked: "Is it so magical?"

Wei Xisheng's eyes lit up: "If you want to put it this way, as long as you think about it, I can sing. As long as you think about it, I can play musical instruments. As long as you think about it, I don't have to sing."

Cheng Yi's face turned cold for a second when he heard that he would not sing the opera, and he rejected it directly:

"no!"

The audience laughed.

"Let's think about it again!" Wei Xisheng said, "As long as you think about it——"

"I don't want to do it anymore!" Cheng Yi interrupted him, "Peking opera is the love of my life, how can I give up so easily?"

Wei Xisheng stood aside, speechless and helpless.

At this time, the loud erhu sound sounded again. Wei Xisheng took a wooden knife and said to himself:

"I'm sorry, Xiao Chengyi. When I come here this time, I must seize this opportunity to change my career."

Cai Ming: "Here comes the theme!"

Guo Donglin: "The plot arrangement is great, every detail is full of details, and the emotions of the performance are also very consistent. It's so touching!"

Shen Tong: "In my opinion, there are two types of comedy. One is to use stories to string together various jokes. The core is the joke, which can keep scratching people's armpits and making others laugh. The other is to use stories to string together various jokes.

Add some jokes to the story to add color, but the core is still the story. Telling the story well is the key. Although the latter may not seem so hilarious, it will always arouse interest, hook you to continue reading, make you cry and be moved by it.

For this reason, Xiaocheng’s work is of this type. It is too complete and delicate, and the characters are well created!”

Ge You: "This is showing your sincerity to us!"

A young actor heard the discussion among the big guys and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never laughed out loud, but the smile on the corner of my mouth never stops."

Another young actor: "It's a good work that makes people smile!"

"I'm so touched!"

"I just find it very interesting, and I really want to know how the plot develops later on."

"I found that when I saw this, I didn't pay attention to whether it was funny or not like other sketches!"

"Maybe this is the charm of this sketch!"

"What a unique sketch!"

Wei Xisheng poked Cheng Yi with a wooden knife: "Child!"

Cheng Yi: "Huh?"

"No -" Wei Xisheng thought about his words, "Brother!"

Cheng Yi: "Huh?"

"It's not——", Wei Xisheng, "ego!"

Cheng Yi smiled when he heard this and turned around, but was frightened by Wei Xisheng's sinister expression: "Who is it?"

Wei Xisheng looked at him: "Do you like singing opera so much?"

"No!" Cheng Yi looked around the audience, corrected him with high spirits and a clear accent, "It's love!"

"Do you know!" Wei Xisheng was excited, "I have suffered so many injuries over the years in order to sing!"

Cheng Yi panicked: "Ah? I'm injured?"

Wei Xisheng: "My legs - arms - uh, emmmmm, look at these hands!!!"

"This hand???" Cheng Yi reacted, "Isn't this just a bite?"

The audience laughed again.

Wei Xisheng patted himself to enhance the credibility of his words: "I still have internal injuries, what about the psychological trauma?"

Cheng Yi asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

"Oops~" Wei Xisheng couldn't finish his words, "I've been thinking about practicing kungfu every day these past few years, right? Then I didn't have time -"

Just as he was thinking about what to say, Wei Xisheng saw the cute photo in Cheng Yi's hand, and immediately took it into consideration and blurted out:

"Then I won't have time to spend with Mengmeng! Wouldn't Mengmeng just run away with someone else?"

Cheng Yi cried and shouted: "She ran away with someone else!"

Wei Xisheng: "Ang!"

Cheng Yi: "Why is she like this? Who is she with?"

"That's it -" Wei Xisheng glanced at Cheng Yi, waved his hand, and stopped talking, "Forget it, let's not talk anymore."

He stood up and walked around: "That's the one -"

Cheng Yi stood up and followed: "Who?"

Wei Xisheng: "You can't believe it even if I say it!"

"I believe it! Just tell me!" Cheng Yi asked anxiously, eager to know the answer.

Wei Xisheng: "He ran away with a singing student!"

"Hahahaha, it's interesting. Is he trying to trick me into learning singing ten years ago?"

"Killing me!"

"This is a good preparation!"

"Connected, connected!"

Cheng Yi was shocked: "How can she run away from someone who is learning to sing?"

Wei Xisheng rubbed his hands and said in an unconfident tone: "Then who knows~"

Cheng Yi: "We can also sing!"

Wei Xisheng: "Ah?"

Can they sing? He has no idea. When?

Cheng Yi faced the audience with a ferocious expression: "I rented an apartment in the alley where you live~"

The singing is very good, the enunciation is clear, and the emotion is full - but it's a drama.

The audience burst into laughter, this is an extremely exquisite CALL BACK.

The leader of the review team finally lost his composure and showed an amused smile.

Liu Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, and a glimmer of hope emerged in his heart. It would be good if he changed his mind. At least he wouldn't shout and kill like he did at the beginning!

But it’s not enough, come on, young man!

Wei Xisheng: "Stop singing, that's how Mengmeng was scared away in the first place."

Cheng Yi asked: "Isn't it better for me when I grow up?"

Wei Xisheng immediately came and said: "The alley where you live——"

"Okay, okay -" Cheng Yi stopped him and said with a frustrated look, "What should I do? I can't learn to sing either!"

Wei Xisheng saw hope coming and tried his best to persuade: "No, aren't we doing this all for Mengmeng?"

Cheng Yi's eyes became firm: "For the sake of Mengmeng, I will learn!"

Cheng Yi: "Where you live——"

Wei Xisheng continued: "I rented an apartment in the alley where you live~"

The more he sang, the better he got. In the end, both he and Cheng Yi couldn't believe it.

There were also cheers from the audience. No one expected that Wei Xisheng could sing well.

But when Cheng Yi heard that Wei Xisheng sang so well, instead of being surprised, Cheng Yi smiled very reluctantly.

Wei Xisheng's singing style also took a sharp turn, from pop music with long hair to opera singing:

"Because I want to meet you unexpectedly!!! Three years in high school, why did I——"

When he sang "Why", he put the knife just right on his neck, making a show of committing suicide.

"Why?" Wei Xisheng asked Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi begged for mercy: "I don't want to sing, it's not right, it doesn't sound good!"

Wei Xisheng pretended to be angry and said: "You don't believe me? Ah? You believe that I can travel through time, but you don't believe this? You believe that Qin Shihuang gave me money, but you don't believe me?"

Cheng Yi was convinced: "I believe it!"

Wei Xisheng continued singing: "Why don't you study hard and get into the same university as you~"

The first half was good, but the second half was bad.

"I found a job, very close to your dormitory~", this time it turned into a Huadan singing tune. While singing, Wei Xisheng also performed Huadan movements, which was very enchanting.

Wei Xisheng was angry: "Tell me what are you thinking?!"

Cheng Yi said with a smile: "I was wondering if the female role would be gentler."

Wei Xisheng got up from the ground and denied directly: "No!"

Cheng Yi felt aggrieved: "No, I can't sing. The vocal positions are different in singing. I can't sing!"

"No!" Wei Xisheng said anxiously, "No, we are doing this all for Mengmeng!"

Cheng Yi asked: "Oh, is there no other way?"

"Otherwise, you-", Wei Xisheng subconsciously wanted to retort, but as soon as his mind changed, he thought of something and started thinking about it again, "Otherwise, if you can play a musical instrument or something~"

"Hey~" Cheng Yi smiled, "=3=Shhhhhhh"

Wei Xisheng: "Whistles don't count!"

The audience laughed wildly, right back to the beginning.

Cheng Yi was embarrassed: "That won't happen!"

Wei Xisheng scratched his head: "Hey, I remember Uncle Wang gave us a violin when we were young!"

Cheng Yi suddenly heard something, and he quickly turned around to look in the closet.

found it!

Cheng Yi put it on his neck and said, "You didn't give me a bow at that time. If you want to practice now, would you like to rush over?"

The audience laughed wildly again, this was not a violin, it was clearly a guitar.

Wei Xisheng reached out to take it and suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out this is a guitar."

Cheng Yi also said: "Is this a guitar?"

Wei Xisheng and Cheng Yi looked at each other: "Study!"

Cheng Yi walked to the stage and played with his bare hands, while Wei Xisheng faced the audience and played with his guitar in his arms.

But the sound produced by the guitar was chaotic.

Wei Xisheng said loudly: "You haven't learned at all!"

Cheng Yi made a joke and said, "I lied to you!"

Wei Xisheng threatened: "That Mengmeng is holding hands with someone else!"

Cheng Yi roared: "Learn!"

Seeing Cheng Yi enter the state, Wei Xisheng casually played, and a pleasant guitar sound flowed out.

Wei Xisheng was shocked: "Wow~"

The review team in the audience were also surprised: Oh? This young man is so versatile!

Then, he started playing seriously: "Change your life, make yourself happy, give up your persistence, and the weather will become better."

Someone among the actors watching asked: "Whose song is this? I've never heard it!"

Linghua replied: "It's Cheng Yi's own song "Youth", which is very popular."

Zeng Yi added: "The two songs that appear in this sketch are both written by Cheng Yi."

When Shen Tong heard this, he realized that because he had never thought about it before. Now it seems that Cheng Yi is making videos, writing songs, making movies, and acting in sketches. It's simply, simply:

"You are as talented as me!"

Ma Li smiled and hit him: "How shameless!"

Cai Ming: "It's not anyone else who acted in this skit, it's clearly him. He's so talented!"

On the stage, Wei Xisheng became more and more enthusiastic as he talked and sang. He even took the time to shout to Cheng Yi: "The effect is great, keep up the good work!"

He continued to sing: "The past, let it pass, don't care if it is a joke or a lie, the road is at your feet, it is not complicated, just remember that you are you!"

But the more I sang, the more wrong it became. When I sang "As long as you remember that you are you", it turned into a drama again.

Wei Xisheng looked at Cheng Yi in fear: "What are you thinking about?"

Cheng Yi: "I'm sorry!"

Wei Xisheng: "(Mengmeng kissed someone else)!"

Cheng Yi: "Ah!"

After frightening Cheng Yi, Wei Xisheng continued to sing: "I am still the same boy as before, without any change~"

When Wei Xisheng sang, Cheng Yi did not stand still. His expression was extremely vivid. Because he was playing the role of himself ten years ago, every thought and decision would determine the situation ten years later.

What I am like, and my thoughts are shown through my expressions.

At this time, Cheng Yi's eyes lit up. Wei Xisheng was playing the guitar when he suddenly kicked his leg uncontrollably, with a clean and neat movement.

"gengcei! gengcei! genggengcei!!", the popular singing became a Peking Opera chant, "The young man in front of me still has the same face as before. No matter how many difficulties and dangers he faces, he will never give up!"

Wei Xisheng performed a beautiful martial arts move. After reading the last word, he just stopped his movements and stood still.

This section once again won applause from the audience.

The top leader of the review team is also a Peking Opera lover. He praised: "The students, stage, appearance, and performance are really good!"

Another leader said: "The figure is really good-looking!"

The latter leader also said: "This section is wonderful. It integrates singing, musical instruments, and the singing, chanting, and fighting in Peking Opera. It is lively and exciting! If the subject matter was not controversial, it would indeed be suitable to appear in the Spring Festival Gala.

on the stage."

Other members of the audit team also gave high praise:

"The pull between the small self and the big self is also very exciting. This script is very skillful!"

"The most amazing thing is the switching between opera and pop singing, which makes people feel nothing wrong."

"The main reason is that this setting is wonderful! I made up my mind ten years ago, and what will happen ten years later? The ten years of hard work in the audience is amazing!"

Liu Zhen felt proud, and he thought: "What's this, there are still big moves behind!"

When the applause ended, Wei Xisheng looked at Cheng Yi, who had unknowingly put his legs on the table, and said, "Put your legs down for me!"

Cheng Yi said: "I don't want to play the guitar, it's too much and I can't sing!"

Wei Xisheng said anxiously: "Isn't this Mengmeng running away with someone else?"

"Forget it!" Cheng Yi thought, "It seems that Mengmeng and I may not be suitable for each other. I'd better learn to sing!"

Wei Xisheng was dumbfounded: "No, for someone like you, what future can you have in singing?"

Cheng Yi's expression changed, and when he realized what was happening, he suddenly turned to look at Wei Xisheng and said:

"You lied to me!"

Wei Xisheng knew that he had made a mistake and was wrong: "No~"

"It's not for Mengmeng at all!" Cheng Yi pointed at him, "It's because you don't want me to learn to sing! Is that right?"

Wei Xisheng wanted to pull Cheng Yi's hand away: "Listen to me."

Cheng Yi retracted his hand so that it was not caught by him, and pointed out again: "Say what you say!"

Wei Xisheng: "Actually, I~"

He was pulling, but he was not pulling.

Cheng Yi pointed again: "Say it!"

After doing this two or three times, Wei Xisheng became annoyed and said, "Okay!"

The audience burst into laughter. It didn't look like they were reviewing, but more like they were appreciating.

Wei Xisheng said: "I'll tell you the truth! I'm living a very miserable life now. When I sing, no one listens to me, but no one understands me! In order to make money, I can only go to the crew to play a small role and act as an extra for others!"

"Hey~" Cheng Yi put his hand on him and comforted him, "It's not easy for you too. It's okay~~"

"Actually, my main thing is -" Wei Xisheng reacted and glared, "It has nothing to do with you, does it?"

Cheng Yi smiled and said, "It's me too?"

Wei Xisheng said: "Let me tell you, I finally got a chance this year to participate in a competition where I will be on the Spring Festival Gala. Do you know what other people do? Play guitar, rap, Latin dance, and use the red tassel gun!"

Cheng Yi said: "That's what you do!"

Wei Xisheng: "I can't even do it!"

Cheng Yi fell silent.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Wei Xisheng: "I don't know how to do it, but I know how to sing!"

Cheng Yi lost his confidence: "Isn't that good?"

Wei Xisheng: "And whistle."

The audience laughed again.

Wei Xisheng: "So, at this time, you have to sacrifice your small self so that you can achieve your greater self!"

Shen Tong smiled so hard that there were wrinkles on his face: "I knew it, I knew there was this joke! Yes, yes, we comedians all have the same sense of humor!"

Jia Ling said: "This sentence is really well used and very subtle."

Cheng Yi: "I understand, it's all me who made myself like this, blame me!"

Wei Xisheng relaxed and thought that he had finally been persuaded. He put the guitar on the ground and prepared to rest on the bed.

Cheng Yi: "It's my fault that I'm not calm!"

"Huh?" Wei Xisheng was confused and fell onto the bed.

Cheng Yi: "I should concentrate on learning Peking Opera and not think about anything else. I should stop playing games and watching movies."

Wei Xisheng advised him: "That's not what you meant!"

Cheng Yi turned a deaf ear: "I don't want to play basketball anymore. Start with life and live in the drama!"

His body trembled, he was dressed in Peking opera costume and full of energy.

"No~" When Wei Xisheng opened his mouth, he found that even talking turned into singing.

The audience understood it too, and the co-author really came to life in the play hahahaha!

Ge You pointed at the two people on the stage and said with a smile: "These two live treasures are so funny!"

Pan Changjiang wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes: "Interesting!"

The stage was still going on, and Wei Xisheng was in disbelief: "How did I become like this?"

But even his question was a joke.

Wei Xisheng: "How come I can't even speak? Come on!"

He beat his chest and stamped his feet, turning into a character in the play with every move he made.

Cheng Yi: "Hey! From now on, I will only learn Peking Opera and have no other aspirations!"

Wei Xisheng: "Absolutely not!"

The sound of cymbals sounded, and Cheng Yi and Wei Xisheng played against each other.

Wei Xisheng: "Listen to me, okay?"

Cheng Yi: "Not good!"

Wei Xisheng: "Wow ah ah ah ah~" He went around to the back and picked up the guitar: "How about learning guitar?"

Cheng Yi threw the guitar on the bed: "Don't learn!"

Wei Xisheng: "Wow, learn piano?"

Cheng Yi: "Don't learn!"

Wei Xisheng: "Learn RAP?"

Cheng Yi: "Don't learn!"

Wei Xisheng: "Drum set?"

Cheng Yi: "Not good!"

Wei Xisheng: "Men's group dance?"

Cheng Yi: "Bah!"

Wei Xisheng: "Learn one!"

Cheng Yi: "Bah!"

Wei Xisheng: "Learn one!"

Cheng Yi: "Bah!"

Wei Xisheng: "Learn one!"

Cheng Yi: "Bah, bah, bah, bah! Bah!"

Cheng Yi waved his hand and pushed, and Wei Xisheng did a backflip, and then did a Thomas pirouette on the ground. He stood up, took a good posture, and read:

"You will regret this!"

Cai Ming applauded on the spot: "Okay!"

The leaders of the audit team also expressed their praise:

"It's really ten years of hard work in the audience!"

“Today’s young people are so amazing!”

"This turn is so beautiful!"

Cheng Yi: "Absolutely not!"

"Okay, in that case -" Wei Xisheng groped around on his body but couldn't find it. He picked up his phone from the table and showed it to Cheng Yi, "In that case~ come and see!"

Cheng Yi took a look and quickly returned to normal: "Huh? Mengmeng is married?"

Wei Xisheng said with a sad face:

"I'll tell you the truth, Mengmeng ran away with someone else because I couldn't afford a house. Do you know how much a house cost in my time? The ramen in front of our house cost twenty yuan a bowl, Mengmeng.

Mengdu has given birth to a second child with someone else!"

The leader of the audit team frowned: "If you go to the Spring Festival Gala, the housing price will not be easily reflected."

Another leader said: "But the second child is good and in line with the policy."

When Liu Zhen heard this, instead of being worried, he was filled with joy. The fact that the leader could point out this issue meant that he was really considering letting the skit "Ten Years of Work Off Stage" be included in the Spring Festival Gala!

This is great progress!

In fact, he didn't expect Cheng Yi to perform this skit so well within ten days, which was completely beyond his expectation.

After Cheng Yi heard this, he laughed out loud.

Wei Xisheng didn't understand: "What are you enjoying? It's not with us!"

Cheng Yi: "As long as she's good."

She was deeply distressed and couldn't help but praise: "'It's okay as long as we talked about it', 'As long as she's fine', in just a few words, the kindness and sincerity of the small person are vividly reflected, and the 'I like to hear it' is the same as the big self."

'It is a sharp contrast, and you can see that you have really gone through a lot of hardships. This script is so rare! The real details can be seen in the details!"

Guo Donglin: “Young and promising!”

…

Wei Xisheng was also touched, and he said: "I know, I know you may not listen to what I say, but I do it for your future!"

Cheng Yi’s expression is distressing:

"Then I have to work harder and be more diligent? Then from now on, should I -"

Wei Xisheng burst out emotionally: "I am your future!!!"

There was no laughter in the audience.

Some of the backup dancers also fell silent.

Some of them are learning singing, some are learning dancing, some are learning musical instruments, some are learning acrobatics, some are from folk art troupes, some are from film and television academies, and some have become monks halfway because of their love for art. At this moment, they are all silent!

On the sidelines, those who studied Henan Opera, Peking Opera, Huangmei Opera, and Cantonese Opera were also silent!

The words "I am your future" are too shocking!

Wei Xisheng is not just Wei Xisheng, Wei Xisheng is also them!

They want to be an actor, want to be famous, want to make a lot of money, and want to realize their dreams!

With passion and passion, they resolutely entered the industry today and have worked hard for many years!

But what about now?!

They are minor characters that no one cares about!

It’s the backdrop that the camera of the Spring Festival Gala sweeps past without stopping for even a second!

Their efforts are unseen and their ambitions have nowhere to show!

Their youth and talent are drowned in the brilliance of others, and their only purpose of appearing here is to set off the existence of others!

Are you willing? Are you lost? Are you hesitant? Are you regretful?

If they could go back ten years ago, would they persuade their former selves to give up?

No one has the answer!

Even Ma Li, Shen Tong and others will think of their own difficult times. They were lucky enough to make it out.

But what if they are not lucky? They are also afraid!

Will he also be drowned in the crowd, or fall into the quagmire of embarrassment like Wei Xisheng?

Wei Xisheng: "Anyway, you have seen that you will have the same virtue as me from now on. As for how to choose -"

At this time, a thunderbolt sounded in the sky.

Wei Xisheng and Cheng Yi were frightened and looked up at the sky.

Wei Xisheng: "I was shocked. As for how to choose——"

Another bolt from the blue.

Wei Xisheng: "Does this mean you want me to go back?"

Another thunderbolt struck.

Cheng Yi: "It's quite urgent!"

The audience burst into laughter!

Wei Xisheng: "Then I won't tell you anymore, I'll go back first!"

He opened the cabinet door and turned back to Cheng Yi: "I just hope that you can live a more comfortable life than me!"

After that, he got into the cabinet.

Cheng Yi sat down on the bed, seemingly lost in thought.

"Why can't I go back?" Wei Xisheng opened the cupboard door and got out again, startling Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi pointed to the door: "Would you like to try the lower stage door? The general exit is the upper stage entrance, and the entrance gate is——"

Wei Xisheng waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Hey, okay, okay!"

He opened the door curtain and walked out through the entrance. After a while, he scored twice again, got in, pointed at Cheng Yi and said:

"You can learn to shoot short videos, they will be very popular in ten years!"

After saying that, Wei Xisheng no longer lingered and really left.

In the audience, the actors and review team members who knew what Cheng Yi was doing all laughed.

Another thunderbolt means that Wei Xisheng has returned to the future.

Cheng Yi was the only one left on the stage.

Cheng Yi wore a costume and walked to the wall in despair. He looked at a photo of a performance of a children's Peking Opera competition on the wall and froze——

The scene slowly darkened...

The curtain opened again, and Wei Xisheng appeared on the stage again. This time, he held a camera pointed at himself, with a modern city in the background.

For a moment, he was a little confused. It was obvious that he had just come back from the future and could not distinguish the situation. However, when he saw the equipment in his hand, he quickly reacted. He beamed with joy and said:

"Hello everyone, I am an UP owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone, Cheng Yi!!!"

The audience in the audience could not stop laughing.

This work combines reality and is so fun to play!

Wei Xisheng: "The theme of today's video is -"

But after "yes" it disappeared. Wei Xisheng's eyes changed from excitement to joy, then from joy to emptiness, then from emptiness to loss, and finally his eyes filled with tears.

At this time, the sound of erhu sounded again.

Wei Xisheng sang along with the music:

"When I saw the princess stealing the command arrow, I couldn't help but feel happy. I stood at the palace gate and called me Xiaofan~~~"

His voice was high-pitched and had a shocking power. It pierced the roof, soared into the sky, and shook the world!

The souls of the entire audience were shaken by it!

On the side of the stage, Cheng Yi was still in costume, with firm eyes and a straight body, like a green pine rooted to the ground!

He held the red tassel gun and pointed it downwards. The light hit his face, casting a shadow!

At this point, the skit is over!

The big leader stood up and shouted: "Okay!!!"

Hula la la!

At this moment, some people are crying, some are cheering, some are wiping away tears, some are trembling, and some are gushing blood!

The audience burst into applause!