The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 705 "The Metamorphosis of Up" is currently being filmed (6,000-word chapter)

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 705 "The Metamorphosis of Up" is currently being filmed (6,000-word chapter)

Early the next morning, the two groups of members: the big brother with a big shrimp face, Xuda Zongzong, and the headless brother who talked nonsense with Zhe Die Laotan, had already set off.

One of them set off at nine o'clock, and the other at nine-thirty. Because they lost in the game, Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun couldn't leave the hotel until ten o'clock at the earliest.

The location chosen for this Metamorphosis is Enheeros National Township, a township under the jurisdiction of Ergun City, HLBE City.

According to regulations, each person only has 70 yuan of survival funds for seven days. Spending more than 70 yuan will be considered a transformation failure.

This restriction will be enforced as soon as you arrive in Ergun City.

After arriving in Ergun City, each group has to find a way to reach Enhe, whether by taking a taxi, taking a bus, or taking a ride on the road, the fare will be deducted from the 70.

Cheng Yi discussed with Li Yuanjun that since they were the last group, they might as well turn their disadvantages into advantages.

They directly changed the departure time from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock. This has three advantages.

1. In the next seven days, the conditions will definitely not be good. I won’t be able to eat or drink well, and I may not be able to sleep well.

Just sleep until twelve o'clock, recharge your batteries, and get some rest first.

Second, the first two groups set off before 9:30 and arrived in Ergun City at around 12 o'clock. They also had to solve the problem of lunch. The money for lunch also had to be included in the 70 survival fund.

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Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun had lunch first before setting off, directly saving money for the next lunch and gaining the advantage of having an extra lunch out of thin air.

Third, since they can no longer choose the best house, it is better to accept their fate. Arriving an hour late is also late, and arriving three hours late is also late. If they arrive early, they still have to clean up the room, clean up the yard, look for water sources, and find a room.

For communication and the like, Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun went to pick up ready-made ones.

At noon that day, Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun checked out of the room and went straight to HLBE, a Michelin three-star restaurant. They ate more than 2,000 yuan each and then set off leisurely with their stomachs in hand.

At this time, the other two groups of people were crowded in a small noodle shop eating beef noodles with a bruised cow's skin, and the program's effect was immediately overwhelming.

Along the way, cattle and sheep appeared in the wind-swept meadows, full of natural scenery.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun arrived at Enhe. The other two groups asked them why they came so late. When they learned that Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun were going to eat high-end cuisine for 2399 per person at noon.

, they broke through the defense.

The most amazing thing is that Li Yuanjun also uploaded photos of each dish to the group, describing the taste of each dish vividly, with a flying dragon riding on his face.

The four of them were depressed, but there was nothing they could do about it.

However, these four people were also very naughty. The plot of "they clean up the yard" that Cheng Yi expected did not appear. They went shopping and went down the river, but they did not move. They had to wait until Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun

Let's do it together when we get here.

Unfortunately, their wishful thinking failed. Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun could only accompany them to clean up the yard, remove weeds and clean up the debris in the house.

The living area has two rooms and a yard for six people.

Lao Tan Hu Huan and the headless brother who was folding down were the first to arrive. They chose the larger of the two rooms, but their room had no bed and could only pitch a tent on the ground.

Grandma Zong and Xu Daxia, the eldest brothers, were the second to arrive, and they chose to live in the courtyard.

Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun were the last to arrive, and were assigned a house instead. Their room had a bed and a toilet, which was the only toilet for the six of them.

There is a bed, but it is very hard, with only bare wooden boards.

There is a toilet, but that also means everyone has to come to their room to poop.

After cleaning up the yard and putting away their luggage, it was evening and a question was placed in front of them:

How to fix dinner.

Cheng Yi broke this problem down into three tasks.

Task 1: Go to the store to buy food for six people.

Task 2: Build a stove.

Task 3: Go collect firewood.

After a fierce game competition, the eldest brother Xu Daxia’s face of Ama’s rice dumplings received the task of “store purchase”, and the autistic brother of Cheng Yili and Yuanjun received the task of “building a stove”. Zhe Die Lao Tan’s nonsense came to no end.

The brothers received the third task of "gathering firewood".

After receiving the mission, we each took action separately.

When building a stove, Cheng Yi had never eaten pork, but he had seen pigs running away, so he built a simple stove with a few bricks.

The so-called simple stove is actually two rows of bricks, with the pot set up, firewood burning underneath, and ventilation from the front and back.

There was originally a kitchen here, and the kitchen also had a stove, but the kitchen had not been tidied up. Cheng Yi planned to finish the work tomorrow. Tonight, he was in a hurry, so he used these two rows of bricks to deal with it first.

Soon, Grandma Zong and Xu Daxia came back after shopping, and I, Zhedie Laotan, also came back after collecting firewood.

Cheng Yi poured water into the pot and boiled the water on a simple stove.

Grandma Zongzi and Xu Da Xia bought six boxes of instant noodles and one ham sausage each.

Soon, the water boiled.

Six people gathered in a circle, squatting on the ground to eat instant noodles by the light of the fire.

The tap water here has a smell, and it tastes strange, but everyone is hungry, so they don't pay attention to these innocuous series, it tastes delicious.

Xu Daxia said: "As long as you can't eat to death, eat to death!"

The six of them were squatting on the ground, eating instant noodles, and telling ghost stories to scare people.

After dinner, it was already getting late and the journey was tiring. The six of us did nothing else and prepared to go to bed.

Because it’s Metamorphosis, it’s always going to be a little harder.

If there is no difficult environment, we must create a difficult environment!

Laotan contacted the landlord and asked him to cut off the electricity.

The room was as dark as a beast's mouth, and due to the ghost story, Li Yuanjun was immediately frightened and did not dare to sleep in the room.

Cheng Yi went with him to the big room of A Ma Zong and Xu Da Xia. When they arrived, they discovered that Zhe Di Lao Tan Hu Hu had also moved in from the yard.

So, six people crowded into a room, and the previously arranged game session to decide which team would start early and which team would start late seemed completely meaningless.

When she went to bed at night, Li Yuanjun started to create and snored loudly.

In the darkness, five pairs of shining eyes lit up.

As the big brother, Ama Zong’s attitude is to calm things down and let it go.

Xu Daxia and Zai Zhedie are the two younger brothers. They are kind-hearted and are too embarrassed to wake up Li Yuanjun. Their attitude is the same as above.

Lao Tan's nonsense is relatively strong, so I suggested pushing him to wake him up.

Cheng Yi supported Lao Tan from a standpoint, but rejected Lao Tan in every way.

He thought of a trick and recorded Li Yuanjun's snoring with his mobile phone, then turned the sound to the maximum and played it for himself to listen to.

Li Yuanjun was woken up by her own snoring.

On the first day, Cheng Yi had 70 yuan of expenses, minus 15 yuan for bus fare and 6 yuan for dinner, and Cheng Yi had 49 yuan left.

At this rate of spending money, it will be a big challenge to survive the next six days.

At night, Li Yuanjun scored twice and snored again. This time no one woke him up.

The next day, under the attack of Li Yuanjun's noise, Cheng Yi slept until eleven o'clock at noon.

As soon as I woke up, I entered the side dungeon: Looking for Xia Zhedie.

It disappeared after folding. According to Lao Tan, Zhedie went out at six o'clock.

It’s been five hours and I still haven’t returned.

It just happened that it started to rain again. The rain in the north was very scary. The whole sky became dark, and the room began to leak. The dilapidated door could not stop the cold wind at all.

Everyone used basins to catch the rainwater, blocked the cracks in the door with hay, and hid in their rooms shivering.

After the rain stopped, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon, and Zhedie hadn't come back yet.

Everyone speculated about Zhe Die's whereabouts, and finally decided to search separately.

Finally, Zhedou replied. It turned out that Zhedou went to his aunt's house and exchanged his labor for a meal and a few pieces of bacon.

Zhe Die is a bit of a social cow.

After folding it back, no one criticized him, and they all drove a tricycle to the countryside for dinner.

At the restaurant, in order to save money, six people only ordered two plates of food, one plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes and one plate of hand-shredded cabbage.

Rice is two yuan per person, and there is unlimited food. Based on the principle of eating more and eating less vegetables, six people worked hard on two large pots of rice.

After dinner, the six of them went to the bathhouse to take a bath and threw away their big bags.

In the afternoon, work is divided and cooperated.

Cheng Yi and Li Yuanjun tidied up the kitchen.

Grandma Zongxuda Shrimp went to buy tea, rice, oil, salt, rice, noodles and eggs.

Zhe Die and Lao Tan were talking nonsense about going to the fields to pick vegetables. They kept arguing about what kind of vegetables it was, whether it was lettuce or lettuce.

Finally, Cheng Yi identified it as lettuce.

In the evening, Cheng Yi took charge of Grandma's rice dumplings and made a pot of fried rice using eggs, rice, bacon, and lettuce leaves. This was considered the first time for the six of them to cook by themselves, and they achieved a small achievement.

After eating, enter the dungeon - Li Yuanjun's work.

Because Li Yuanjun had been taking pictures all day long and felt that there was nothing to show for it, he went with Zhejie to put on a play.

Li Yuanjun first ran outside and hid, pretending to go home. Zhedie told the other four people that Li Yuanjun was gone and that he couldn't stand such difficult conditions and would not enroll.

The remaining four people had disagreements.

Cheng Yi's perspective was the whole time. The moment Zhe Die was acting, he discovered the camera Zhe Die had set up on the table. However, he did not point it out and was willing to continue acting with them. When Zhe Die asked him if he wanted to go to Li Yuanjun

At that time, he pretended to believe it and retorted, angrily saying that he should not have called Li Yuanjun.

Xu Daxia was deceived the worst. Zhe Dui told him that Li Yuanjun went back because he saw some people unhappy. Xu Daxia thought that the person Li Yuanjun hated was him, so he completely believed Li Yuanjun's drama of pretending to run away and blamed himself.

I almost cried.

When everyone was arguing about whether Li Yuanjun was really leaving or not, he almost didn't say anything.

As for whether he should go to Li Yuanjun or not, he was inclined to go for it.

After Ama Zong learned the news, she immediately suspected that Li Yuanjun was making material.

However, even though he suspected that Li Yuanjun was fixing things, he was still willing to go to Li Yuanjun. He felt that even if Li Yuanjun was fixing things, he would have to cooperate with him. If no one cooperated with him, Ama Zong believed that Li Yuanjun would

He will become autistic directly, and he may not come back because of his anger, or he may just take advantage of the situation and leave directly.

While others were still debating whether to look for Li Yuanjun, he had already gone out to look for him several times.

Lao Tan was a little angry. He suspected that Li Yuanjun was trying to create a show effect, and he also suspected that Li Yuanjun might have really left.

But the difference between him and Ama Zong is that he doesn't want to go to Li Yuanjun.

He thought that if Li Yuanjun really wanted to leave, just leave. It would be pointless to take pictures while walking, and everyone would just disperse. At worst, there would be no more pictures, so there was no need to persuade him.

If Li Yuanjun is reorganizing her life, Lao Tan would like to see a scene where no one cooperates with Li Yuanjun, and Li Yuanjun can only come back dejected in the end.

Finally, Xia Zhedian directly smashed the door and performed a wave of Oscar-level performances:

"Damn, they are really gone. Normally, people like to make jokes but don't believe their words."

His acting skills frightened everyone, and they finally decided to go out to find Li Yuanjun.

When everyone went out to find Li Yuanjun, Li Yuanjun sneaked back, but it happened that Lao Tan was also in the room, so the two of them joined forces and continued to cheat, and deceived Cheng Yi's mother, Zong Xu Da, and all the shrimps into the room.

He hid in Lao Tan's tent.

The others returned after searching to no avail. Cheng Yi probably knew that Li Yuanjun was hiding somewhere in the room.

He directly told the others that it didn't matter if Li Yuanjun left. He could ask other people to participate. In short, Metamorphosis would not be released. At worst, he would cut out the scenes of Li Yuanjun and call Zhou Hengfeng and Huaxia BOY on the spot.

Finally, Li Yuanjun couldn't hold himself any longer and got out of the tent.

Shadow was beaten.

The next day, lunch cost 6 yuan per person, bathing and packing cost 7 yuan per person, and various ingredients for dinner cost 8 yuan per person, totaling 21 yuan.

With 10 yuan of living expenses, Cheng Yi still had 28 yuan left, which was already the most in the audience.

On the third day, everyone woke up at noon and ate a piece of ham.

With no living expenses, Cheng Yi decided to look for a living.

By the third day, the groupings decided at the beginning had lost their meaning.

Li Yuanjun started to act together with Xia Zhedie, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia acted together, and A Ma Zong and Lao Tan also had no choice but to get together.

Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia plan to work for others to make money.

Enhe is a tourist resort, but its peak tourist season is from July to September, which is the hottest season of the year and the season with the most suitable temperature. Now Enhe is still in spring and winter, and the weather is a bit cold. Tourists

Very few, many stores are not open.

On the first day of job hunting, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia came back in vain.

Zhe Die and Li Yuanjun went to a villager's house for a meal, but were chased by a vicious dog raised by the villager.

Grandma Zong and Lao Tan were talking nonsense about going fishing in the river, but they didn't catch anything.

I went down to the river and caught a few small crabs and released them.

In the afternoon, six people organized a basketball game.

Li Yuanjun, who claims to be a basketball geek, was first beaten up by the "ball boy", and then was beaten to death by the old man's nonsense.

The old man said nonsense: "As long as you are a normal person, you can beat Li Yuanjun."

Shadow was dissatisfied.

On the way back, he picked up a stray dog, Cheng Yi decided to adopt it and named it Wangcai.

Wangcai joins the Metamorphosis family.

In the evening, after eating clear water noodles mixed with Laoganma, I entered the copy - "Wink Game".

This game was proposed by Cheng Yi, and the idea came from Dean Xiaochao in his previous life.

The rules of the game are very simple.

First, the referee will ask a question. When answering the question, he must stand up. The first person to answer must say one word, the second person must say two words when answering, and so on. The person who cannot answer the question loses.

If two people stand up at the same time, they both lose.

On the third day, he took a shower and packed up, which cost 7 yuan. Cheng Yi still had 14 yuan left. At least he had finished the old talk and was on the verge of failure in his transformation.

Early on the fourth day, an enthusiastic aunt felt sorry for the six people and came to deliver boiled eggs.

Cheng Yi ate eggs early in the morning and was very happy.

After eating, the six people began to think about their livelihood again.

Except for the last day, we have to stay here for three days. This amount of money is definitely not enough, and we must find a way out.

Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia decided to continue looking for jobs.

Ama Zong and Lao Tan decided to continue fishing.

Li Yuanjun and Zai Zhedie want to obtain food by taking photos of others or making promotional videos.

After half a day of searching, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia found a job as waiters in a restaurant.

However, the store did not give any money, and the condition was that he would work six hours a day and food and accommodation would be included.

Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia were already quite satisfied with this condition. This boss was pretty good. After all, most people wouldn't accept it after only working for three days.

And it's the off-season, so there aren't many customers.

The boss wanted his house out of pity.

At noon, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia changed into waiter clothes and stood at the door to solicit customers.

There are few tourists on the street, and not many people enter the store, or they just take a look at the menu and leave.

So Cheng Yi moved a stool, held his guitar, and played a folk ballad in front of the store.

This was a good move, and soon a customer came to the door. The customer asked if he could order a song, and Cheng Yi said that he could do anything he knew.

In the afternoon, when there was nothing going on in the store, a little girl came in from the store opposite.

The little girl is about seven or eight years old. She is wearing a red dress and small leather shoes. She is slim, very delicate and cute.

She ran to Cheng Yi, pulled the corner of Cheng Yi's clothes, and pointed at the TV without saying anything.

Cheng Yi didn't know why, but the sister who was the resident waiter here said that this little girl wanted to sing.

With the boss's consent, Cheng Yi turned on the TV in the store, and the little girl picked up the microphone and started singing.

Her two best songs are "38 Degrees 6" and "Wild Waves".

Cheng Yi deeply felt that dizzy music was harmful to people and worried about her future.

In the evening, after finishing work, the boss stayed with Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia to have dinner.

Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia said they wanted to go back and eat with their brothers. Thanks to their outstanding performance at noon, the boss asked Cheng Yi to take back three kilograms of roasted whole lamb that the guests had not finished eating.

After returning, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia received the highest courtesy from their brothers.

On the fourth day, I spent no money and had 14 yuan left.

On the fifth day, the three lines were already clear.

The working line of Cheng Yi + Xu Da Xia is already booming.

Lao Tan's nonsense and Grandma Zong's fishing line failed. The two planned to change their minds and find a restaurant to help others.

Li Yuanjun + Xia Zhejie’s photography business route is tepid. They opened one order yesterday. They decided to continue trying today. As long as they open one order like yesterday, they will starve to death. The worst they can do is wait until Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia bring things back in the evening.

eat.

At noon, Cheng Yi continued to sing, and Xu Daxi worked as a waiter + doorman + vegetable washer.

Because of their presence, the business in the store has improved a lot.

Cheng Yi also met a few fans, and the boss realized that Cheng Yi had attended the Spring Festival Gala and was a star.

After dinner, in the afternoon, the boss drove Cheng Yi and Xu Daxi to the parking lot in front of the scenic spot to scatter business cards.

That scenic area is a natural landscape, not far from Enhe, and it takes two hours to go back and forth.

After inserting business cards into every car in the parking lot, the boss took Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia to travel to scenic spots, take a sightseeing bus, eat ice cream, grilled sausages, and drink Coke.

In the evening, after finishing the work, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia brought back delicious food. The boss also gave them a piece of pork belly, and Cheng Yi made braised pork for everyone to eat.

After eating, enter the copy - "Answering Unquestioned Questions Challenge"

The rules of the game are also very simple. The referee asks a question, and the answer must have nothing to do with the question. If it has anything to do with the question, it will fail.

For example, ask: What can I eat?

You can pass the test by answering "I choose B", but you can't pass by answering "the moon", because although ordinary people can't eat the moon, black holes can.

This is a pretty CPU-intensive game.

On the fifth day, I still spent no money on this day, with a remaining balance of 14 yuan.

Day six.

Cheng Yi + Xu Daxia continue to work part-time.

Lao Tan was talking nonsense and Grandma Zong failed to apply for a job again. They finally decided to return to the simple route of just having a meal. Anyway, there were only two days left, so it was just a matter of time.

Li Yuanjun + Xia Zhedie's photography business venture unexpectedly exploded. Yesterday, a rich man gave them both one hundred yuan, and now they are two rich people.

At noon, they invited Lao Tan Huhuan and Ama Zong to come to the shop where Cheng Yi worked for dinner. They summoned Xu Daxia and asked Cheng Yi to sing "Conquer" by name. Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia were so angry that their teeth started to itch.

Cheng Yi got acquainted with the waitress in the store and learned about her experience. It turned out that she came to Enhe to lie down.

She was originally an office worker, but later she couldn't stand the pressure of life in a big city, so she settled down in Enhe.

I only have 2,000 yuan a month, but I am still happy.

There were many people lying on their backs here, just like the lying-down party in Dali and Lijiang. At first, she thought Cheng Yi also came here to lie down.

She told Cheng Yi that there is a street here called Shifang Street. Every time around ten o'clock in the afternoon, people lying down here will come out to play shuttlecock. This happens every day. Cheng Yi thinks it is very romantic.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, he took Xu Daxia to play shuttlecock to help Xu Daxia overcome his social fear.

In the evening, copy - challenge to offend someone.

The rules of the game()()()()!

Everyone will get a sticky note with UP on it and put it on their head.

In order to guess the name stuck on the head, players have to narrow down the range through five questions in one minute. Their questions will only get yes or no answers. Guess one round at a time, and the first person to guess the name wins.

The seventh day, the last day.

Cheng Yi: Get up, have breakfast, arrive at the hotel, sing, eat, turn on the TV for the little girl, help her choose songs, go to Enhe’s small museum, take a shower, and throw a big bag.

Xu Daxia: Get up, have breakfast, arrive at the restaurant, wash vegetables, put on mutton skewers and beef skewers, help guests order, serve dishes, clear tables, watch Cheng Yi turn on the TV for the little girl, watch Cheng Yi help the little girl choose songs, follow

Cheng Yi went to a small museum together, took a bath, and threw a big bag.

Lao Tan Nonsense + Grandma Zong: These two people have gone further and further on the shameless road. Someone in the village got married, and they went to a banquet under the leadership of an aunt they knew well.

Because Laotan Hushuo and Ama Zong were handsome, the host noticed them and asked where they were related. Lao Tan Hushuo and Ama Zong were embarrassed on the spot.

Li Yuanjun + Xiazhe Die received another big order. Today they were responsible for shooting a promotional video for a horse farm. Today they experienced horse riding, bathing horses, hoofing horses, nailing horseshoes, etc. It was a very fulfilling day.

Seven days passed in a hurry. In the evening, Li Yuanjun and Zai Zhedou bought beer, Cheng Yi and Xu Daxia brought back mutton skewers, Laotan Hushu and Ama Zongzi were brought to their mouths, and six pigeons from Station X who were strangers to acquaintances gathered around.

Night talk.

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(End of chapter)