The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 716 Yan Jiaoni Cheng Yi, I want you to wish me good practice

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 716 Yan Jiaoni Cheng Yi, I want you to wish me good practice

Fallen Street, Meow Yan Meow Cat Cafe.

As soon as Cheng Yi walked in, a cute girl with a Sichuan accent and a black and white maid uniform bent down and shouted:

"Sora you seven wow——"

However, because she exerted too much force, her twin ponytails were thrown forward. She was top-heavy, lost her balance, and bumped into Cheng Yi head-on.

Cheng Yi had quick eyesight and quick hands, and put his big hand on her head to stop her momentum.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry~" She looked up and found that it was Cheng Yi, her face bursting with joy, "Hey, boss? Boss, are you here?!"

Cheng Yi:(￣ェ￣;)

"it's me."

Sichuan maid Xiaomiao breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that she thought it was better to embarrass herself in front of Cheng Yi than in front of customers.

She stood up, pushed her ponytails back, and explained with a smile:

"The force the general used was too strong~ Boss, don't blame me~"

Cheng Yi told her: "Go and take a rest when you are tired, or find someone to replace you. You will be tired even if you stand here for a whole day."

"It's okay, it's okay! I'm not tired!" Xiaomiao didn't care, "With such a high salary, I can't bear to rest. Boss, I'll find you a seat!"

There are quite a lot of customers in the store today, and they are all busy petting cats, or pretending to be petting cats while watching the proprietress.

However, those who were busy stroking the cat were all girls, and those who were stroking the cat while looking at the boss lady were boys.

Cheng Yi gave these juniors a thumbs up in his heart. In his previous life, he really did what he did, and it took him a long time to look at it. Now it seems that the fine traditions of HKUST have not been lost, and have been inherited by the juniors.

However, today the expressions of the students were all ugly because a young man in a suit and leather shoes at the bar kept chatting and laughing with Yan Jiaoni.

Cheng Yi found a place to sit down, raised his chin, and asked Xiaomiao:

"Who is that person?"

The Sichuan maid looked at it, curled her lips cutely and said:

"He is an alumnus of Sister Yan University, and Yao'er has been here for several days in a row."

Cheng Yi asked: "He wants to pursue Sister Yan?"

"My dear, that's what this turtle grandson means!" Xiao Miao nodded in affirmation.

Cheng Yi was puzzled: "Why did you call him Guisun?"

Xiaomiao was very dissatisfied, with a look of disdain on her cute little face:

"I've been here for several days, and I've never seen him order a cup of coffee or spend a penny. He always talks about how rich he is and how many apartments he has. He stuffs his money around the company. I think he's emptying his wallet.

Damn it, I just believe him, isn’t he a turtle?"

Cheng Yi couldn't laugh or cry, and asked: "So, Sister Yan, you don't have any objections? Didn't you kick him out?"

I saw that the expression on her little face became more complicated and uncomfortable:

"I can't figure out what Sister Yan was thinking. This turtle spoke with anger. Sister Yan also asked us to pour him water. While drinking water, he said that he was not used to drinking coffee. He said that he coughed after drinking coffee.

.”

Xiaomiao was still aggrieved and cynical, and kept complaining to Cheng Yi for a long time, but she was so good that she remembered what Cheng Yi did, and she quickly apologized:

"I'm sorry, boss. Just say hello. What are you drinking? I'll make it for you right away!"

Cheng Yi thought for a moment and said: "Raw coconut latte, less ice."

"Okay!"

Xiaomiao ran to the bar to place an order.

But when she walked to the bar, she deliberately stayed away from Yan Jiaoni's college alumnus.

At this time, Yan Jiaoni also noticed Cheng Yi. She said something to the young man, and then walked towards Cheng Yi gracefully. She elegantly placed her plump buttocks on the cushion, and the cushion immediately sank like a peach.

shape.

Cheng Yi gestured to the man at the bar with his eyes and asked, "Are you a college classmate?"

Yan Jiaoni said: "We are in the same class."

Cheng Yi smiled half-heartedly: "Why, do you want to chase you?"

Yan Jiaoni snapped her fingers: "Bingo!"

Cheng Yi sighed.

Yan Jiaoni teased and said: "What's wrong, why are you sighing? You don't want me to be possessed by another man? If you are interested, it is not impossible for us to do it~"

As she spoke, she bent down, and under her open collar, a pair of snow-white hemispheres were exposed in front of Cheng Yi's eyes, which had a great visual impact.

Yan Jiaoni blinked at him: "How do you like it? Does it look good? Are you greedy?"

Cheng Yi was choked and stared at it for a few seconds. He shifted his gaze and said:

"It's nothing to look at, just two lumps of fat, isn't it? Don't be so sentimental. I sighed because another innocent man fell into your trap. Isn't it obvious that chasing you is impossible?"

Yan Jiaoni retorted: "Who said that? It's not impossible for all men to pursue me. Let me ask you, have you ever doubted your own sexual orientation?"

Cheng Yi shook his head: "I never doubted it, why should I doubt it?"

Yan Jiaoni: "Look, you can see that you haven't thought about it. Come on, follow my train of thought and think about it. Do you think this is true:

From childhood to adulthood, we all live in an environment where men like women and women like men. Movies and TV series, songs, texts, and examples around us all tell you that men like women and women like men. As a person,

male--"

Cheng Yi realized something was wrong and interrupted: "Stop, don't use me as an example."

"." Yan Jiaomei Mouni glared at Cheng Yi and said angrily, "Okay, let's take an ordinary boy as an example. As an ordinary boy, he thinks he likes girls. How to prove that he likes girls from the bottom of his heart?

, instead of being trained to like girls? What if he has never looked at himself, but he actually likes boys? Is this possible? "

Cheng Yi had to admit that Yan Jiaoni had research in this area.

At this time, Xiaomiao brought the coffee, Cheng Yi took a sip and said, "So what do you mean?"

Yan Jiaoni's eyes lit up. This was the first time she had publicized her theory to others. At this moment, she felt a sense of satisfaction from preaching and receiving her vocation:

"I mean, only through experimentation can you know whether you like men or women.

In other words, you have to try it with both men and women to confirm your true orientation.

Otherwise, even if you feel that you like women at the moment, you do not rule out the possibility of awakening in the future, and there are many such examples. Maybe you will get married in the future and suddenly realize that you like men, which will not only harm yourself, but also harm yourself.

other side."

"Here's nonsense!" Cheng Yi, as a straight man, instinctively rejected the "Jiao Ni theory", "You mean I still have to try it out with a man to know if I really like a woman?"

Yan Jiaoni clapped her hands: "Yeah, you understand?!"

Cheng Yi said angrily: "I don't understand. I want to try another man. Isn't that cheating?"

Yan Jiaoni seemed to be aware of this problem.

She frowned, pondered, and finally proposed a solution: "You can break up with Yang Yang first and then try again."

Cheng Yi couldn't hold it anymore: "Climb!"

"Isn't this okay?" Yan Jiaoni frowned, "If you do this, I'll find a way for you."

Cheng Yi quickly stopped: "No, no need, I am absolutely sure that I am 10,000% straight!"

"There's no guarantee, you still don't understand, I'll--"

Yan Jiaoni still wanted to send out information, but Cheng Yi directly changed the subject: "So you want to use him to help you test your sexual orientation?"

"Him?" Yan Jiaoni shook her head, "I don't look down on him, actually -"

She showed a charming expression: "You are the experimental tool that my sister chose."

Cheng Yi was in disbelief: "Is it me?"

"Of course!" Yan Jiaoni seemed to think Cheng Yi was stupid for asking this question, "You picked me to be an Internet celebrity, and now you are prospering, and you have opened a company with me, making me a lot of money.

Manboman, it can be said that you are the noble person in my life. Although I usually don’t say it, I know it in my heart. And you are handsome, young and charming. Of course I will choose you. Do you think I usually tease you?

Is it just a joke to seduce you? Do you think I am a prostitute playing this kind of game with you?"

Cheng Yi: "Aren't you?"

Yan Jiaoni: (っ`-c) angry

Yan Jiaoni: "Auntie really likes you."

How can a good person call oneself aunt?

Cheng Yi was confused: "No, please let me digest it."

He pinched his temples and when he raised his head again, he still couldn't believe it:

"No, if I never agree to your promise, you won't verify your sexual orientation?"

"Of course not, it's fine to like girls now, but I'm very curious," she said.

Cheng Yi said: "But I have a girlfriend and so on, are you really not trying to coax me?"

"Really not!" Yan Jiaoni said calmly, "Believe it or not, it's none of my business that you have a girlfriend. In short, if you want to, just come to me and I will give you my aunt's big bed forever.

Keep it."

Cheng Yi asked again: "Have you never been with a man?"

Yan Jiaoni shook her finger: "No."

Cheng Yi picked the man at the bar with his chin: "Then what does he do?"

Yan Jiaoni: "I am a classmate from college. He is now in sales and has business contacts. He found out that I have opened a company a while ago. Why don't you try hard to get my idea? He is interested in my money, and then he looks at me.

She fell in love with my man, hahahaha, and now I am a rich woman too!"

Cheng Yi was speechless: "So you are enjoying this sense of accomplishment when others chase you?"

Yan Jiaoni laughed so hard that her branches trembled with laughter, and it was the first time Cheng Yi saw a villain's triumphant expression appear on a woman's face.

"Of course, you don't know. I was bad at everything I did right after graduation. My deeds have been spread all over the circle of college friends. Now that I have a successful career, why don't I just pretend to go back?! Ask him to help spread the word.

, Isn’t there a saying that it’s best to spread it to every classmate? If you don’t return to your hometown when you are rich, you will walk at night like a brocade. Now they don’t know that I have become a big boss and an outstanding female entrepreneur. I feel so uncomfortable!!!”

Good guy, Cheng Yi was speechless. It turns out that these two people are in the same dress, right?

However, he couldn't help but remind:

"I advise you to get over it as soon as possible, and break up with him as soon as possible. He is an adult and doesn't know anything. It is very dangerous to hang someone up and break his guard. You can never predict what a person will do.

When things happen, others will be in hell."

Seeing the seriousness of what Cheng Yi said, Yan Jiaoni put away her smile: "Okay, okay, I know, I'll tell him not to come today."

Cheng Yi was very satisfied with Yan Jiaoni's obedient attitude.

At this time, at the bar, the young man saw Yan Jiaoni and Cheng Yi chatting animatedly, frowned, walked over, and sat down between the two of them.

"Jiao Ni, is this your guest?" He looked familiar and greeted Yan Jiao Ni first, then turned to look at Cheng Yi, "This classmate looks like Jiao Ni.

You look familiar to Ni?"

Cheng Yi: "Friend."

Yan Jiaoni introduced him: "Huo Shaoyu."

Cheng Yi nodded and said nothing.

Huo Shaoyu frowned: "What is this little brother's name?"

Cheng Yi: "The surname is Cheng."

Huo Shaoyu asked: "What does Cheng Xiaodi do?"

Cheng Yi looked at Yan Jiaoni and found that Yan Jiaoni had a look on her face that was watching the fun. Cheng Yi wished he could come up to her:

"The one who took the video."

"Oh~ Let's take a video!" Huo Shaoyu looked very understanding, "Just the Weishi in QQ? And the chopstick hand? I watch a lot, and I know a few famous Internet celebrities."

When humans think, God laughs.

When a layman thinks, an expert laughs.

Cheng Yi: "Absolutely."

Huo Shaoyu asked: "But you are not very famous, right? I have never seen you online, so can you make money?"

Cheng Yi: "It's okay."

Huo Shaoyu asked again: "Then will you always do this in the future?"

Cheng Yi: "Probably."

"Then you are not stable!" Huo Shaoyu exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world. While talking to Cheng Yi, he looked at Yan Jiaoni, "You still have to find a formal job."

"Yeah." Cheng Yi responded again. While drinking coffee, he took out his mobile phone to send a message to his girlfriend.

Seeing that Cheng Yi had nothing to say, Huo Shaoyu was speechless for a while.

After dozens of seconds, he suddenly said:

"Love!"

Cheng Yi: "Huh?"

"I'm from Chongyi Company." Huo Shaoyu said.

Cheng Yi: "Oh~"

Huo Shaoyu: "I am the marketing director of Chongyi Company. I am responsible for the pet toy market in North China and South China. If you go to any city and find the largest pet store, I have been to him. The pet toy market is

I know it by heart."

Cheng Yi: "Oh, awesome."

???

That’s it, that’s the end of being awesome?

Huo Shaoyu stared. Obviously, Cheng Yi's lukewarm reaction was not what he expected.

He continued: "But I'm under a lot of pressure now. I have too many brothers, and they all point to me to make money."

Cheng Yi stood up, drank the coffee in one gulp, and said to Yan Jiaoni:

"Sister Yan, Yang Yang's get out of class is about to end, I'll leave first."

Yan Jiaoni: "Oh, okay, you go."

Before leaving, Cheng Yi looked at Huo Shaoyu and said:

"Officials will be fired, companies will go bankrupt, and employees will be fired. There is no such thing as stability. The stability in your eyes is nothing but rootless in the eyes of others."

After saying that, he walked away without giving Huo Shaoyu a chance to refute.

A sharp look flashed in Huo Shaoyu's eyes. He took several deep breaths before suppressing the anger in his chest. He turned his head and smiled at Yan Jiaoni:

"Haha, Jiao Ni, you see, the young people now are really naive, just like when we just graduated. But we are at this age after all. When choosing a mate, you can't just look at appearance, but also whether you are reliable.

A man’s value lies in his status in society!”

What he said meant something.

Xiaomiao couldn't help laughing. She had been listening for a long time. At this time, she sarcastically said:

"Mr. Huo, please, please investigate clearly when you speak to others, and don't criticize others. That general is the boss of our store or a partner of Sister Yan's company. He has more power than you. You

I’m a part-time worker, and you’re here bragging and talking about your crotch, I don’t know what you’re thinking!”

"I don't know if you understood what the boss said just now. In the eyes of the boss, you are a rootless person. You will be fired if you say you are fired. The most important thing in life is to have money. Do you know? Our boss said several

One billion to come!”

Huo Shaoyu has never heard of many of her nouns, but even at a blind guess, Huo Shaoyu can probably figure out what they mean.

He looked at Yan Jiaoni in disbelief, hoping that Yan Jiaoni would give a negative answer. At such a young age, it was worth billions, how could it be possible!

But Yan Jiaoni ruthlessly exposed his delusion:

"It's true, this store belongs to both of us, and so does the company."

"This", Huo Shaoyu remembered what he had just said to Cheng Yi, and suddenly felt ashamed, and even more embarrassed to face Yan Jiaoni. He now urgently needed to find a place to adjust.

He put on a forced smile and said, "Jiaoni, I have something to do at work, so I'm leaving first."

He had only taken a few steps when he heard Yan Jiaoni saying behind him:

"Shaoyu, please don't come tomorrow. Besides, our two companies have different strategies. I don't think there is any chance of cooperation."

Huo Shaoyu suddenly felt like he was in despair, and without looking back, he moved out of the door in despair.

Seventh Teaching, Classroom 301.

As soon as the bell rang, the teacher and classmates filed out.

Cheng Yi stood at the door waiting for his girlfriend. When the teacher came out, he looked at him a few more times.

Yang Hanyu is from Xiaoxiang College. Cheng Yi does not know the teachers at Xiaoxiang College, but the teachers at Xiaoxiang College know him.

After a while, Yang Hanyu also walked out of the classroom. She had a pair of ponytails and a small skirt, which made Cheng Yi feel like she was picking up her daughter from school.

Cheng Yi reached out to take her bag and rubbed her head. She also buried her head in Cheng Yi's arms. Such an act as if there was no one around her immediately caused a lot of booing from the onlookers.

But Cheng Yi is thick-skinned and doesn't care.

What's wrong with showing affection? You hit me!

Jiao Yuxiang and the other three also looked envious, and took the initiative to come up and say hello to Cheng Yi. After they left, Yang Hanyu stood on tiptoes, leaned into Cheng Yi's ear and asked:

"Brother Cheng Yi, what are you eating in your mouth? It smells so good!"

"Chewing gum." Cheng Yi took it out from his pocket, "Do you want to eat it?"

Yang Hanyu shook his head and said with a blush, "I want to eat it, but Yang Yang wants to eat it from my brother's mouth."

Cheng Yi looked around and quickly stuffed the chewing gum into Yang Hanyu's mouth.

Cheng Yi: "If you want to eat, I'll give it to you."

Yang Hanyu chewed the food happily, but within half a minute, she asked Cheng Yi for a piece of paper, spit it out, and said with a grimace:

"It's tasteless."

Cheng Yi was so cute by her that he rubbed her little head hard.

He had chewed the gum all the way, and if it smelled like it, he had long wanted to spit it out, but he forgot about it as he chewed it. Yang Hanyu was like a middleman between him and toilet paper, and ate his

Tax deduction.

Cheng Yi chewed the new piece of gum until it was soft and crossed over again.

At noon, the two had a meal on Fallen Street and then returned to their new home.

Now, he and Yang Hanyu have moved out of the dormitory and officially live together.

As soon as I entered the door, a cat and a dog meowed to greet me.

The dog is the source of wealth in Metamorphosis, and the cat is Daiyu’s cub.

After feeding the cats and dogs, Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu sat on the stall, set up cameras in front of them, and shot a 520-themed video.

Yang Hanyu cutely waved to the camera:

"Hello, hello everyone, today we are going to play a small game, a couple's pot throwing challenge~"

(End of chapter)