The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 718 Video Release "Couple's Pot Throwing Challenge" 1

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 718 Video Release "Couple's Pot Throwing Challenge" 1

520, steal a Valentine’s Day with Chinese characteristics that no one in the country is willing to steal.

On this day, Lu Jia, who was single, cut off the internet and power, and stayed in confinement at home, lest she accidentally smell the sour smell of love in the air and die from vomiting blood.

Yes, he is a senior this year, he is still single, and he still hasn't found a partner.

When he was a freshman: I must have a sweet love in four years of college?! I want to find a partner! I want to fall in love!

When he was a sophomore, he said: It's already a sophomore, why haven't you found a partner yet? But don't worry, there are still two years left! We're only halfway through college! There's plenty of time, let's look again, look again.

When he was in his junior year: Wait, he's already a junior? Then he's still looking for something! He's about to graduate, how long can we talk about it even if he finds it? Stop looking, give up, give up!

Him in his senior year: postgraduate entrance examination, internship, employment, graduation, thesis. Falling in love? What is love?

Facts have proven that if we talk about it a lot in college, we basically start talking about it since our freshman year. If we haven’t talked about it by our junior and senior years, we probably haven’t talked about it in the entire university.

Lu Jia ate so much dog food during her four years of college that she became autistic.

Bored and lying on the bed, Lu Jia opened the X station and saw the new video updated by classmate Yang Yang that was refreshed on the homepage.

Title: "Couple Tossing Challenge"

UP Host: Yang Yang/Participant: Cheng Yi

Introduction: 520 happy ducks!!! I wish all the babies can find their loved ones to spend this sweet holiday together. It’s okay if you haven’t found them yet, don’t worry, just like you are waiting for them.

TA is also waiting for you~

Seeing this video, Lu Jia was struck by a knowing blow, HP-10086.

Why!

Why am I, a single person, allowed to see this video?

I don't deserve it!

This is not the video I should have seen!!!!

However, after reading the introduction, Lu Jia felt a little relieved.

Classmate Yang Yang calls me Baozi, she has me in her heart!

"Forget it, forget it!" Lu Jia broke the pot and said, "Just click on it, what will happen if you finish watching this video?! I have been single for four years, and my heart is as cold as a stone. I

I don’t believe there are young lovers who can break my defense! Neither Cheng Yi nor Yang Yang can!”

Lu Jia clicked on the video with the mentality of dying.

[520 is a good time to update]

【520 came to torture me】

【Orange and Yangyang 520 are happy!】

【Couple team building today!】

[520 Let’s take a look at Cheng Yi and Yang Yang’s couple scene]

Yang Hanyu waved to the camera:

"Hello, hello everyone, today we are going to play a small game, a couple's pot throwing challenge~"

【It’s a new game~】

【Yang Yang is so beautiful】

[Yang Yang is so beautiful, Cheng Yi is also alive]

【"Alive"】

[Pfft—Orange is also very handsome, okay! 】

From the beginning of the video, Lu Jia was shocked.

In the video, the young couple is sitting on the carpet, one tall and one short. Cheng Yi is wearing a white shirt and Yang Hanyu is wearing a white skirt. One is handsome and gentle, and the other is cute and delicate. They match their faces perfectly.

[These two people are so good-looking]

[Ahhhh, couple costumes]

【So sweet】

Yang Hanyu introduced the rules with a serious look:

"There is a bottle in front of us. As long as you put the pen in, the other party will help you fulfill a small wish. If you don't put in, it will be gone."

[Couple throws themselves into the lake (bushi)]

["Small", "Heart", "Wish"]

[I haven’t seen it before, but I think it’s quite interesting]

Cheng Yi echoed:

"Yes! Today is May 17th. In order to release the video on 520, we have passed 520 in advance. In addition, I would like to report the current situation of Yang Yang and I to the viewers who care about us. We are currently living together.

, this is our new home.”

[No wonder Cheng Yi looks haggard]

【"Cohabitation"】

[We started living together when we were freshmen, but I haven’t been in love since I was a senior. How come the gap between people is so big! 】

Lu Jia shed the same tears and thought in her heart:

Yes! Why is the gap between people so big? Wuwuwuwu~

["Official Announcement", "Meeting Both Parents", "Living Together" Wow, real couples are really addicting, and the road to love is really enviable step by step.]

【Ah ah ah Cheng Yi is really good and gives people a sense of security!】

【so good】

[The next blind guess is "Proposing", "Getting Married" and "Having a Baby"]

[The last couple blogger who had a falling out has had a bad end, please keep going!!!]

[I don’t know who to envy for a moment]

【These two are so cute!】

"Yeah!", Yang Hanyu, "I will publish a video introducing the new home later~"

【Hurry out】

【Listen to me, I will update tomorrow!】

【Want to see】

【Want to see +1】

Cheng Yi: "Without further ado, let's start today's challenge. However, before the game starts, I want to ask. How did you have the courage to play this game with me?"

Yang Hanyu said: "I'm also very good at shooting! I often go to the game arcade with my brother, and I help him win dolls——"

In the video, Cheng Yi raised a finger and put it on his mouth: "Shh——"

Under Lu Jia's surprised gaze, Cheng Yi picked up the pen and cast it casually, accurately.

The car rollover scene he expected did not appear!

[Damn it, he tricked me]

[Damn, he tricked me]*99

[Has been tricked by him]

Even Lu Jia had to admit: This man seems to really have something!

A girl asked in the barrage: No, are all men so good at such inexplicable things?

Her question immediately attracted a chorus of agreement.

[Yes, I testify, we boys are like this]

【I am Yasuo Thief 6】

【I am very good at playing the yoyo egg! 】

[I can skillfully use the progress bar to skip dialogue and enter the plot]

[I can find a particularly straight stick]

[???Wait, there seems to be something strange mixed in before]

Yang Hanyu: "Ah, this doesn't count, there is no wish."

Cheng Yi: "I'm just showing my strength. I don't need it. I feel like you'll cheat after a while."

Yang Hanyu: "I can't! There is evidence for this. Will I lie about it?"

【"I can't do it"】

["I can't do it" "One more hehe"]

【definitely will】

["Will I cheat?"]

Lu Jia laughed when he saw the barrage. Obviously, including him, the grandfathers in the audience did not believe Yang Yang's words, but it was the privilege of cheating on a cute girl!

Cheng Yi: "Come on then!"

Yang Hanyu: "Then let's get started! First, I'm celebrating 520 at home tonight, and I want to eat the food cooked by brother Cheng Yi."

She took a serious shot, and then——

Didn't make it in!

It was Cheng Yi's turn: "I will celebrate 520 at home tonight. I will only cook one dish and order takeout for the rest."

The pen fell into the glass tube accurately.

The victorious BGM sounded in the video.

Lu Jia was a little sweetened by these two people.

[I love you but I don’t love you completely]

【Boys, come and learn! Come and learn!】

[Your uncle rushes at her father]

【You just want to cook for her!】

【Orange with something】

"Oh~", Cheng Yi said with an invincible expression, "Or you can just say it, and then I will do it the other way around you. I've always entered anyway, so how could I not enter this one? I entered with my eyes closed!"

Yang Hanyu was unconvinced: "Then I'll do another one, and my brother will accompany me to wash my hair later~"

She threw it and it fell to the ground again.

She suddenly turned into a kitten-like face:|*`)

[Hahahaha, Yang Yang’s expression is so cute! 】

【Yangyang is so cute】

【Let her in! Let her in!】

[Pause to learn expressions]

[Contracting this grievance Yang Yang]

Cheng Yi: "Don't you think it's boring to go to the barber shop to wash your hair?"

Yang Hanyu: "Hmm~ um~ Where is it? My brother is not often at school. Yang Yang wants him to accompany me. Besides, that barber shop has a frog that can do backflips and a cat that can only do push-ups~"

She blinked and looked cute: (*ω<)

[There is also Yang Yang who can act coquettishly]

[Absolutely, if I want to have a kind girlfriend, I must not empty my body?]

["The Frog That Flips Back"]

【"The Cat Who Can Push Ups"】

【Don't be too ridiculous】

[Would you rather believe that there are frogs that can do backflips and cats that can do push-ups than believe that she is lying to you? 】

[I will go with her without saying anything for the second time!!!]

Lu Jia's blood tank is empty. To be honest, he kind of likes Cheng Yi's girlfriend, but can this be said?

Cheng Yi picked up the pen and hit the mark: "I hit the mark. I'll help you wash your hair at home~"

["The other way around"]

[Overt and covert favoring, this is it!]

[Dad’s boyfriend and his little wife]

【So pampered!!!】

[So cute two people]

[Packed up oranges]

【Good guy, am I the one who is so angry for co-writing?!】

【Wocao, so sweet】

Yang Hanyu pointed at the glass bottle and said in surprise: "It's still spinning~ Are you humiliating me?"

【I understand, you are here to humiliate me】

[It’s okay to trick a dog into killing it!]

Cheng Yi: "There's no way I won't come in, I feel it!"

He picked up another pen and said: "You will shovel shit for Wangcai and Nini for a month."

After saying that, he took a confident shot, but it didn't go in!!!

Cheng Yi looked up to the sky and screamed: "Ah! Why! I didn't get what I wanted most!"

Cheng Yi lost her highlights, forming a significant contrast with the brightly colored Yang Hanyu.

BGM starts singing:

Just you know why

why you and i

Will by and by

[The program is very effective]

["How could you not enter?"]

[You have already got what you want most, fool]

[I can’t stop laughing, hahahaha]

[laughing at the expense]

【Disgraced】

[You clown, hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Language guidance: Huaxia BOY!]

[God can’t stand it anymore]

【Let you wander】

[But he looks really in pain]

[With the pattern open, is it possible that he did it on purpose? Manual dog head]

Yang Hanyu clapped his hands excitedly: "Hey hey hey~"

She picked it up and cast it: "In the next month, we will shovel the shit out of Wangcai and Nini together."

Pen, hit!

Lu Jia, who was still laughing and mocking Cheng Yi, became mute!

????

Is the opposite of "You shovel shit for Wangcai and Nini for a month" to be "For the next month, let's shovel shit for Wangcai and Nini together."?

Lu Jia covered her mouth, and tears of jealousy flowed out unbridled:

I thought that after four years of being single, my heart was as cold as a stone. I didn’t expect that the two-way love between these two people would break my defense. Wow!

Cheng Yi, can you tell me secretly, where did you find such a cute girl? I'll trade it with you three times in a row!

(End of chapter)