The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

How can you make fans crazy in just one second?

"The devil you want is here."

Cheng Yi posted a sentence in the group and then disappeared, leaving fans with endless revelry and astonishment.

Gugouli Sailboat:!!!! The up master has finally returned to the ghost zone!

Sailboat in the buttocks: tears!

Speed ​​determines the amount of water: Cheng Yi’s transformation is the biggest loss to the ghost animal area!

From the v circle: The ghost and animal area has become controversial!

Has Red Hair been updated: Cheng Yi, the old pigeon, has finally made up for this hole.

Papaya Pillow: Didn’t you notice? Lu Jia just asked in the group this afternoon, and Cheng Yi uploaded it this evening. Do you think it’s possible that his liver came out in just one afternoon?

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: Impossible, absolutely impossible!

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: I went to check the chat history. Lu Jia asked at four o'clock, and now it is six o'clock. There is only a difference of two hours. The time for review and uploading should be at least half an hour.

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: In other words, if Cheng Yi really did it because of Lu Jia's reminder, then from conception, to downloading materials, to production, it only takes one and a half hours. Do you think it is possible?

White cut and black mulberry: I think it’s possible.

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school:???

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: You think Cheng Yi is too amazing, right?

Bai Qie Hei’s Ginsang: You have this time to discuss in the group, why don’t you go and watch it first?

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school:...

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: What you said makes so much sense!

Lu Jia was looking at the screen with tears streaming down his face. He also wanted to participate in the discussion, but he was banned!

But he has no regrets:

Even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I will still shout out with this rotten voice in the tomb: Cheng Yi, where is your devil!?

With anticipation, Lu Jia clicked on Cheng Yi's homepage of the x station. The latest video was uploaded three minutes ago.

The name is "Song of a Hero" [the worst version].

Seeing the name, Lu Jia guessed, could this be a tune with a ghostly tune?

The so-called tuning ghost means to re-write the lyrics for a song, and then use the tuning software to make the original author of the song sing the song again according to the filled-in lyrics.

After the beginning of Cheng Yi's classic video, teacher Liu Huan appeared on the screen.

Looking at Teacher Liu Huan's flowing hair and retro picture quality, Lu Jia also judged that this should be the original MV for "Song of a Good Man".

Exciting music sounded.

Teacher Liu Huan also opened his mouth boldly: "Dahe——"

Familiar melody, familiar voice——

Just the word "big river" quickly activated a certain cerebral cortex in Lu Jia's brain, allowing him to automatically connect to the following lyrics.

"A roar!"

???

wtf?

The river roars?

Wait, what is the original version? I remember it wasn’t a roar, right?

Lu Jia thought hard and then remembered that the river should flow eastward, right?

Dahe is yelling! Does Dahe have a mouth?

Lu Jia was stunned.

In the video, teacher Liu Huan continues to have a seizure:

"There are all the stars in the sky!

Hehe, there are all of them, no matter how high or low you are, join Beidou!"

Lu Jia's face looked strange. He suddenly understood the meaning of Cheng Yi's title, what is the messed up version of "Song of a Hero".

Ma De, Cheng Yi is really talented!

How did you come up with it, hahahaha!

The stars in the sky, no matter how high or low they are, participate in the Beidou, hahahaha?

All stars are equal, right?

"Let's go, check out the Beidou, let the stars in the sky travel across Kyushu!

Hey hey, nine bowls of wine, look at the sky all the way and never look back!

When the road is rough, let’s leave, and the stars in the sky will take action!

The wind, wind and fire are flowing eastward~"

Ha ha ha ha!

Lu Jia laughed so hard that she almost croaked.

Damn, Xingxing is so busy. He has been to Kyushu and made another move. He just changed it to "Hao Xing Ge"!

This kind of laugh line made by rearranging and combining several complete sentences into a new sentence is really funny.

Lu Jia almost forgot the original song.

“When it’s time to take action, just keep your head down.

No matter how hard it is, don’t look back!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

When it's time to take action, let out a roar!

You have it and I have it, let’s all go!”

Lu Jia put his hand on his forehead. He was really convinced. Cheng Yi, Damn, I thought you could swim, but I didn't expect you could be so wet!

But why is it so funny!

You can never guess what the next sentence will be.

"Hoo ho ho ho, let's go to Kyushu~"

"Ah↑↓↑↓↑↓~~"

It was finally over. Lu Jia laughed so much that the bed almost shook, especially when she heard Teacher Liu Huan’s devilish “Ah~” at the end.

Cheng Yi is so damaged, are you really not afraid of Teacher Liu Huan suing you?

By the way, you used a little bit of tuning on the last "Ah~" part, right?

It makes you feel uneasy about your conscience, right?

Lu Jia clicked on the comment area and found that the netizens had already thought of some sexy things to say.

"Brings the initial happiness at the lowest cost."

"Liangshan Mental Hospital, hahaha!!!!"

"A heroic song, but open a blind box [doge]"

""The river roars, and all the stars in the sky are there." Hard-core explanation: The supermassive black hole Centauri A in the center of the Milky Way enters an active state, absorbs materials, forms an accretion disk, and emits jets to the poles, stirring the gas and dust materials throughout the galaxy disk and causing the nebula to rotate.

The collapse eventually ignites nuclear fusion and gives birth to a large number of stars [Tibetan Fox].”

"You can do this job [囧][囧]"

Hahahaha, after reading the comments, Lu Jia was even more happy. He clicked on the dialog box and wanted to leave a comment, but was stunned for a long time. Finally, he quit with a smile.

"Why can't I think of something sexy to say!!!"

At this time, the fan group became active again, obviously they all came back after watching the video.

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: I can believe now that Cheng Yi’s video was just made today!

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: I even doubt that he only spent half an hour.

Holy Father Zhang Beihai: Although I almost laughed to death when I watched it, but think about it, Cheng Yi is too cool!!!

Milk, milk, drink milk: There is a feeling of being perfunctory, but not being perfunctory.

Hongyan Huishui: I understand, what you mean is that Cheng Yi fucks you a few times and you feel so good that you don’t want to do it. But after the pleasure is over, you wake up and realize that he has no intention at all. If he does it carefully, you will

It would be more enjoyable, right?

Milk, milk, milk: Although what you said is a bit dirty, it does mean what you said. So, what should we do?

Hongyan Huoshui: What to do?

Hongyan Huoshui: @成义 Up Lord, here comes another ghost!

Hongyan Huoshui was banned for 12 hours...

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At this time, in a certain bachelor's apartment, a small up owner was sitting in front of the computer. Cheng Yi's new ghost animal was playing on the computer, and colorful lights were flashing on his face.

His ID at station

Love to generate electricity, there is no profit at all.

Watching Wan Yi’s video, it was as if a door to a new world had opened before his eyes:

Can a ghost still do this?

Suddenly, countless ideas popped up in his mind: the most messed up version of "Cao Cao", the most messed up version of "Dang".

His eyes suddenly lit up: Maybe, I can ride on this wave of heat and become popular!