The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Cheng Yi, what on earth did I do last night?"

"Think for yourself."

Hu Tian fell into thinking: "I just remember drinking a bottle of white wine and some red wine, and then climbed into bed and went to sleep. When I woke up, I found that I was sleeping on the floor."

Cheng Yi replied with a serious face:

"So, last night you broke up, and then you talked to me for more than an hour, saying that I was the squad leader and was always taking care of you, but you didn't accept it."

"Did I seriously say that?"

"Otherwise, why would I lie to you?"

He scratched his head in embarrassment: "Cheng Yi, I'm sorry, I drank too much and what I said didn't go through my head. And then, is there anything else?"

Cheng Yi: "Yes. Later, you knocked on other people's dormitory doors one by one, from the west to the east. The whole floor was knocked all over. Fortunately, Yin Chao and I stopped you, otherwise you would have to

Got beaten."

"Ah this..."

Hu Tian was still frightened and thought: Is this what I look like when I'm drunk?

"Any more?"

"this……"

Cheng Yi pondered and shook his head, as if it was difficult to speak.

Hu Tian went to see Cao Ge. Cao Ge also looked difficult to speak.

He went to see Zhou Hengfeng again.

Zhou Hengfeng clicked his tongue.

Only Yin Chao kindly reminded: "Hu Tian, ​​you'd better stop asking."

Hu Tian: "Why?"

Cheng Yi took over and said, "What you did next was so outrageous that I'm embarrassed to say it. If we tell you, you may not have the face to see us in the future."

"Emm...is it really that outrageous?"

Punan affirmed: "It's really that outrageous!"

Hu Tian: "Can you tell me a little bit about it? What does it have to do with?"

Cao Ge: "This cannot be disclosed."

Zhou Hengfeng: “I really can’t reveal this.”

Cheng Yi put his arm around Hu Tian's shoulders and said, "Hu Tian, ​​don't worry, this matter is only limited to the nine of us boys. We will keep it a secret for you and will not spread it to anyone else. Don't pry, either.

Just pretend this has never happened. We are all brothers and we will definitely not laugh at you.

You go and brush your teeth first, take a shower, and get rid of the smell of alcohol all over your body."

Hu Tian frowned and was pushed into the bathroom in a daze.

After Hu Tian walked into the bathroom, Zhou Hengfeng, Cao Ge and others couldn't hold it in and laughed silently, holding their stomachs.

The whole bedroom is filled with happy air.

Cao Ge was still imitating Hu Tian's surprised expression, and his vivid look made the others laugh.

Of course nothing happened last night.

Shi Yanan and Hu Tian frequently approached Cheng Yi to share the wine. Because of the lessons learned from his past life, Cheng Yi was not fooled at all and simply drank all the wine in one push.

Naturally, Hu Tian and Shi Yanan were not spared. Four bottles of Erguotou and one bottle of dry red were almost surrounded by them.

After getting drunk, Cheng Yi and several girls sent Shi Yanan back to the dormitory.

Hu Tian climbed into bed himself and fell asleep.

After he fell asleep, Cheng Yi and others lifted him off the bed.

Not to mention, Hu Tian was really heavy, especially when he was drunk.

It took five people a lot of effort to move him out of the bed and place him on the yoga mat.

It's November, and although it's already autumn, it's still very hot in the south. The weather is not cold, and the yoga mat is quite soft, so it's not uncomfortable to sleep on it.

Cheng Yi discussed with others, colluded with the lines, made up such an unfounded story, and collectively deceived Hu Tian.

Then, Hu Tian sat on the yoga mat and slept like that until dawn.

Cheng Yi and others also rushed to their dormitory early in the morning to witness this famous scene together.

Zhou Hengfeng smiled like a chrysanthemum and said hummingly:

"Cheng Yi, you are so talented, just like what happened."

Cao Ge: "Should I say anything, I am worthy of being a short video maker."

Cheng Yi's face froze, how the hell could this be unreal?

This is what happened to him in his previous life. He couldn't let himself experience this embarrassment alone. He had to drag Hu Tian into the water.

After all, he was the one who caused trouble in the previous life. He insisted on buying Erguotou, but he didn't even drink a sip, leaving it all to Cheng Yi and Shi Yanan.

In this life, he also ran to the toilet to order takeout. If Cheng Yi hadn't been clever, he would have had to stop eating again.

Every wrong has its own owner, and every debt has its own owner. Brother, don’t blame me. I was also like this in my previous life.

At this time, the sound of water from the shower stopped and the toilet door was pushed open.

Cheng Yi and others quickly stopped smiling.

After Hu Tian came out of the bathroom and took a shower, he said seriously: "Brothers, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. I want to thank you."

You see, not only did he not blame me, he also thanked me.

"puff--"

Hu Tian looked at Huang Shu: "Why are you laughing?"

Huang Shu: "I thought of something happy. I'm sorry, please continue."

Hu Tian regained his expression and said: "Brothers, I vaguely guessed what happened last night. I have thought about it clearly. I won't ask any more questions in the future. Don't tell me either. I just ask you brothers not to spread it.

.”

Everyone wants to ask, what on earth are you thinking about?

Cheng Yi patted Hu Tian on the shoulder: "Good brother, no moles."

"??"

"It means, don't worry, brothers won't spread the word to you."

"Yeah." Hu Tian nodded, "I can't drink anymore. It turns out that my wine taste is so bad. Cheng Yi, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh~ I have a bit of a toothache." Cheng Yi held his mouth with his hand, fearing that he would laugh out loud, "Well, it's a good thing to drink less. You should have a good rest, and don't go to class in the morning.

Let me ask for a leave for you."

Hu Tian was very moved: "Thank you."

Cheng Yi patted him on the back: "We are all good brothers. Don't thank me. I'm embarrassed."

After Hu Tian washed up, had breakfast, and climbed into bed again, he still had some symptoms of a hangover.

Others went to class.

During the third or fourth class, Yin Chao called Cheng Yi out of the classroom.

"I asked you what you asked me to ask yesterday."

Cheng Yi flicked the ashes from his cigarette. Yesterday, he asked Yin Chao to ask if any sophomores were going to chat with Han Mengmeng.

He asked: "What then?"

Yin Chao said: "There is indeed such a thing, but Han Mengmeng did not give him QQ."

"Not given?"

"Not given."

It can't be, why is this different from the previous life?

The Butterfly Effect?

Speaking of which, he, a reborn butterfly, didn't even flap his wings in this regard.

Why did Han Mengmeng still refuse?

Cheng Yi smoked a cigarette and fell into deep thought.

Yin Chao said: "Han Mengmeng said that night, it was she who was rejected by you as a friend for the tenth time. She was in a bad mood and annoyed everyone, so the man just hit her."

Oh, co-authoring still has something to do with myself.

Yin Chao asked again: "By the way, how did you know there was a sophomore joining her?"

Cheng Yi said casually: "I accidentally saw him that night, okay, let's not talk about him."

Anyway, I made it clear to her that day and clearly rejected her.

"This is a simple little love song!"

Cheng Yi took out his cell phone and saw that it was Secretary Zhao Lei and Zhao calling.

"Hello, Secretary Zhao?"

"Okay, I'll go over now."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Yi hurriedly left.