The reborn I want to lay down a big country

"Fat man, today is September 12th?"

"Um."

"September 12, 2006?"

"Um."

"The second day of our freshman year?"

"Um……"

Fatty Lin raised his head and glanced at Liang Xin, who was still lying on the bed at 7:30 in the morning.

In half an hour, the bell will ring for the first class this morning.

The other three people in the dormitory, Shen Cong, Chen Kang, and Fatty Lin himself, had already washed up, flushed the toilet, and were heading to the teaching building with the "Systematic Anatomy" textbook, but Liang Xin still had no intention of getting up.

This phenomenon is extremely abnormal for freshmen like them.

Liang Sanjin is such a bitch, he actually dares to be late!

The excuse is to pretend to have amnesia! It’s an insult to everyone’s intelligence!

"Aren't you getting up yet? We have to go to class, and we might take attendance later." Lin Yinuo reminded Liang Xin kindly, but his legs had already stepped out of the dormitory door, and he was about to throw his head away. Liang Xin ran away.

It's just the beginning of school, so roommate camaraderie doesn't exist at all.

Not to mention now, even five years later, Liang Xin's relationship with these roommates is still very weak. In the more than ten years after graduating from college, the total number of contacts was less than ten, and most of them occurred in Ten years later.

At that time, Lin Yinuo and Shen Cong were already the deputy chief physicians of their respective units. Liang Xin was also making a name for himself in the planning industry. Everyone had the same social class and income, so they sat down together. What a waste of free time. As for Chen Kang, who obviously couldn't keep up with the big troops when he was in school, he disappeared early.

No one could contact him afterwards, and of course no one had the care to seriously track down his whereabouts.

But all in all, that was more than ten years later.

At this moment, Liang Sanjin was simply wondering if he was dreaming again? He wondered if he had read too many mindless rebirth novels during the quarantine at home during the epidemic, so that he could actually dream of such a realistic scene.

"So if this is really a dream, should I get up and go to the classroom now to see if Jiang Lingling is there, and then hiahiahia her...ah! How did I become so nasty? Damn, I'm so angry. Oh! How did I become like this? I wasn't like this before, I wasn't like this before! Very innocent! I should go get a room first, right?"

Liang Xin murmured in his heart, and suddenly heard a bang on the bedroom door.

Lin Yinuo closed the door and went downstairs with Shen Cong and Chen Kang, who had always kept aloof from the world.

"Wow, even the sound of the door closing is so real. Listen to the echo, the vibration waves of the wall shaking slightly, the bright sunshine, the rolling feeling in your stomach... Oh my god!"

Liang Xin quickly turned over and climbed out of bed in a hurry.

"Is it possible that I pooped in my dream, but in reality I pooped on the bed? Wake up! Brother! Wake up! I'm really going to poop in my crotch!" Liang Xin thought anxiously, and finally couldn't help shouting. come out.

He rushed into the bathroom and saw that the dirty squatting pit in the bathroom was the same as in his memory. The walls of the pit were covered with a thick layer of yellow "urine-alkali sediment" and "feces-stained sediment" left behind by the door of his dormitory predecessor.

A combination of things.

Later, Liang Xin and the four of them lived in this dormitory for three years. They didn't even clean this thing for three years, or even use it. Naturally, everyone got used to it...

But that's not the point!

After Liang Xin rushed into the bathroom, he was about to take off his pants and squat down, when he immediately realized another problem.

This time it was not that he was afraid that dream excretion would cause him to poop his pants in reality, but that he suddenly discovered that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom!

That’s right!

The four dicks in their dormitory 307 always use their own toilet paper!

Then my toilet paper...

My toilet paper...

Liang Xin clamped his buttocks and hurriedly ran back to the cabinet under his bed. He was so suffocated that he could only jump. In a hurry, he opened the three drawers under the cabinet with great urgency, and finally opened the bottom one.

In the drawer, I found a pack of freshly opened butt wipes. I was so excited that I almost burst into tears!

"Holy shit! Mr. Liang, you are so stupid! Why is this thing so easy to hide?!" He cursed at himself, quickly took out a dozen of them, and ran back to the toilet two meters away.

After closing the door, don't forget to close the latch.

This time I took off my pants and squatted down, and the rest was done in one go, so I won’t mention it anymore...

All in all, when the physiological problems were finally resolved, Liang Xin smelled the smell of the final product produced by himself in the confined space, and while exhaling a long breath, he seemed to have recognized a reality.

He was probably really reborn...

Otherwise, based on the intensity of relaxation, in reality, I should have opened my eyes long ago, and then looked at the surprises on the bed and let out a scream of despair. Forty-year-old, lying on the bed... so fucking continuous

His father, Lao Liang, is even worse!

After all, Lao Liang had a stroke and hemiplegia in his fifties, and needed to complete his excretion work in bed. As for Liang Sanjin, not to mention how much he was better than his predecessor in his life, but at least he could not lose to his poor father in this kind of thing.

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"Alas..." Liang Sanjin sighed as he smelled the smell, with memories of his past life flashing through his mind.

It's just that the past life is short, there are too many details, and I can't think about them all in the process of squatting.

Liang Xin could only hurriedly recall a few important points in his mind, and then he couldn't stand still...

A moment later, with a loud rumbling sound, Liang Xin shook off the water droplets on his hands and walked out of the toilet.

After walking through the narrow hallway of his dormitory and coming to his bed, he looked around and saw the very familiar scene in front of him. He was stunned for a while, then slapped himself twice. Suddenly, a slightly nervous smile appeared on his face.

"A horse is worth a coin, Mr. Liang, you are going to be invincible..." Liang Xin had already learned a lot about what rebirth means when he was reading novels at home a few days ago.

According to the judgment of 95% of the authors and readers of rebirth articles on a certain novel website, no matter what level of diaosi they are, as long as they are reborn, they will definitely become the richest man in the city within a year, drive a luxury car, live in a mansion, and...

…

"It's a pity. It's purely a loser's opinion. How is this possible..."

Liang Xin's elite thoughts caused trouble, and he criticized it with disdain.

Although reborn people have a vision beyond that of ordinary people, some people can see decades ahead of ordinary people even if they are not reborn. This information of reborn people is poor, and the power is not that great.

And even if it is destined to be developed, how to get the first pot of gold is still a big problem.

The biggest advantage of the reborn person is that the general direction of accumulation is not wrong.

But how it works depends on luck.

Just like now, Liang Xin took out his wallet. There was only 500 yuan in cash in the wallet, which was his living expenses for this month. The family must not be able to pay out a penny more.

So with these five hundred yuan, how can I become the richest man in the city within one year?

And he still became the richest man in W city, where there are “more bosses than dogs”——

What the hell, even if it was only 2006, the assets of the richest man here must be 20 to 3 billion, right?

"The World Cup has passed, and I don't remember any of the results of the 2006 match. I have never bought a lottery ticket. Only a devil would memorize the winning numbers in advance. The house and stocks are safe, but how can I get five hundred yuan?"

What a stupid investment..." Liang Xin said with a slightly self-deprecating tone, casually picking up the Nokia tablet machine on the table and taking a look at it.

7:42, there are still 18 minutes left before class starts.

Then he walked to the wall and looked at the class schedule posted on the wall.

This morning's anatomy class is held in small classroom 202 in Building 4.

Speaking of Building 4... is that building, right?

The image of a teaching building with a red exterior came to mind. Liang Xin picked up the washbasin at the same time, walked into the bathroom opposite the toilet, brushed his teeth and washed his face quickly. A few minutes later, he took the textbook and strode out of 307

Bedroom.

For now, let’s not think about the silly proposition that “a reborn person will fail if he does not become the richest man in the city within a year”, it is more practical to go see that person first. In the blink of an eye, it has been more than ten years since I graduated and I have not seen her. I miss her very much.

of.

If there is a chance, this time I must...

Hiahiahia…

Liang Xin subconsciously licked his lips. Reborn people are most afraid of having unclear goals.

And since Mr. Liang turned thirty-five, he has always been decisive and decisive, never at a loss!