The reincarnation of the movie king

What kind of martial arts is Monkey Boxing?

This is a very "dirty" martial arts that has no regard for martial ethics at all. You will do anything to win. Only you can't think of it, but they can't do it.

The thick phlegm that is rushing towards Su Yi is all childish. According to Zheng Shanao, he saw a monkey boxing practitioner compete with someone on stage. At the beginning of the competition, he opened a bag and sprinkled feces on the opponent. !

You read that right, it’s shit!

It’s not the kind of shit you understand, it’s the ordinary fresh kind, which is daddy, shit, shit, shit!

It's not the dry shit that has a shape, but thin shit that's similar to liquid food.

If nothing else, let’s just talk about this Monkey Boxing master’s behavior of collecting loose feces for martial arts competitions and carrying the feces with him all the time... Once you experience it, you will know how evil this sect’s martial arts is.

But it makes sense when you think about it. As for Monkey Boxing, monkeys throw shit at people. Isn’t it normal?

Su Yi had to thank Chen Dasheng for not spitting shit on him, but for spitting.

Then why does Su Yi know that Houer's fist is dirty, but he still wants to compete with Chen Dasheng?

Because this martial arts involves real skills, and playing dirty is just its appearance. If you really think that this martial arts is just a fight between shrews and gangsters, then you are wrong.

Even if you don't do the dirty work, the moves and routines of Monkey Boxing itself are quite promising. Only by cooperating with its dirty work can this martial art exert its greatest power.

Just like now——

When a mouthful of thick phlegm comes flying, a normal person's reaction must be to hide, lest he can't get away from it.

There's no way to block this thing, no way to defend it, you can only hide.

In fact, it's okay not to hide, as long as you don't mind being dirty, it's the best way to crack this martial art.

But most people can't hide.

In this regard, Su Yi is also an ordinary person.

The moment thick phlegm flew in, he jumped to the side as if there were springs in his feet.

Chen Dasheng had already swooped over at the moment of spitting, but when he saw Su Yi dodge to the left, he almost changed direction along with Su Yi, his speed reached the extreme, and his body agility reached the extreme.

Su Yi didn't stand firm before his attack arrived.

Chen Dasheng curled his fingers and grabbed Su Yi's face.

Scratch your face!

Except for Monkey Fist, no martial arts has such a move that is not very harmful but highly insulting.

Although this move was as fast as a ghost, it did not pose a threat to Su Yi. Su Yi blocked it with his left arm and then counterattacked.

"Ho--" Chen Dasheng's throat moved again.

Upon hearing this sound, Su Yi's hair stood on end, and he immediately gave up the attack and flew back.

"Too!"

Almost as soon as he left, a mouthful of thick phlegm flew past the place where he was standing. It was extremely thrilling.

"hiss--"

Chen Dasheng made a sound again.

This is not the sound coming from his mouth, but from his nose!

He blew his nose, then quickly grabbed it in his left hand and rushed towards Su Yi again.

"Fuck..."

Su Yi's scalp was numb and he turned around and ran away without thinking.

If this guy had snot wiped on his face, he would be ready to die.

"Yo yo yo..." Chen Dasheng made a scream imitating a monkey, his eyes widened, and he chased after him.

The two of them were chasing each other, while the other was escaping, running around the ring.

For the first time in the arena, there was the spectacle of Su Yi running away.

The audience below has long been laughing like crazy. This kind of joyful scene will definitely not be missed once.

Su Yi can't keep running away. Chen Dasheng keeps holding the snot in his hand. As long as Su Yi still wants to win, he has to go back and face him.

Moreover, escaping itself is also a strategy of Su Yi. As a man who dares to shit in his crotch, he is not so pretentious that he can't stand a handful of snot.

The diaphragm response is a real diaphragm response, but it doesn't matter if you bite the bullet.

The arena was so big, and Chen Dasheng blocked the way. Seeing that Su Yi had no way to hide, Su Yi suddenly stopped and turned around, and with a sideways sweep, he came right in front of Chen Dasheng who was pursuing him!

This kick was so sudden and cunning that it was as fast as thunder. Most people would most likely be hit by it because it was so sudden. No one could have imagined that Su Yi would suddenly stop and turn around while running away at such a high speed to perform such a kick.

Chen Dasheng was chasing after him, almost sending his face directly to the door for Su Yi to kick, unable to stop himself at all.

In the MMA arena, leg skills are the shortcomings of all boxers. Even those who are best at leg skills don't have many opportunities to use them in actual matches because they are afraid of being hugged or thrown.

So whenever you use your legs, you basically use low sweeps and low kicks. Anyone who dares to do high sweeps, side kicks or whip kicks can be classified as those who are bold in their skills.

When using legs, the first pursuit is always speed.

Because you can't be slow. If you are slow, your legs will be hugged and you will be thrown.

Su Yi's sideways high sweep can be regarded as one of his few leg skills that can be regarded as a unique skill. This is the kicking method of Siamese boxing. It is sharp, concise and tricky, and pursues speed and accuracy.

As soon as Su Yi made this move, everyone who knew what he was doing was sweating for Chen Dasheng.

Chen Dasheng himself was startled, but he couldn't stop due to inertia.

Seeing that he was about to be kicked by Su Yi, at the critical moment, Chen Dasheng leaned to the right and swung his hands to the left, barely blocking Su Yi's legs.

Sweeping with great force, Chen Dasheng turned his feet and kicked with the force. His body immediately rose into the air and flew out in the direction of Su Yi's sweeping leg.

This cunning Gao Sao was defeated by him just like that!

Don't underestimate Chen Dasheng's two actions just now. Firstly, ordinary people can't react well, and secondly, they can't do such flexible movements.

These two moves are not random. The first move is the tickling trick in the monkey fist, and the latter move is the movement technique of picking peaches in the air.

Someone asked, but it was just flying in the air and not picking peaches.

Don't worry, won't it be picked up soon?

In mid-air, Chen Dasheng grabbed Su Yi's leg with one hand, and with the other hand, he secretly dug under Su Yi's leg——

This move is so obscene and obscure that even gods can't prevent it!

Su Yi didn't even look.

Who would have thought that Chen Dasheng would still have time to pick peaches when everyone was kicked away?

He was immediately picked off!

"...Ouch!"

The iron-clad man couldn't help but let out a howl of fear and pain.

Su Yi pulled back his legs and staggered away, thus saving the two peaches and keeping them cool.

But it hurts.

It was so painful that Su Yi's whole face wrinkled up, his legs were folded, his waist was covered with his crotch, and he was sucking in cold air.

On the other side, Chen Dasheng rolled deftly on the spot, screamed "Yo yo yo" and rushed towards Su Yi again.

In this round, Su Yi suffered the loss. Not only did he not get kicked, but he was also picked off. The key was that the snot was also smeared on his legs.

"Ma Gedan!" Even Gujing Wubo's mood was gone. Su Yi became angry and faced Chen Dasheng directly with a cruel heart.

"He's anxious!"

Chen Dasheng saw Su Yi's emotional changes at a glance, and he felt happy immediately!

Monkey Boxing pays great attention to psychological games against the enemy. Generally, there are three strategies - disgusting the opponent, scaring the opponent and irritating the opponent.

Seeing that his opponent was angry, Chen Dasheng decided to add fuel to the fire.

At the same time, he became more and more cautious because he knew very well that Su Yi would never be easy to deal with.

The two sides soon got into a fight, and Chen Dasheng "opened the way" with a mouthful of phlegm as usual, and headed straight for Su Yi's door.

No matter how angry Su Yi was, he had to hide now. If he had a mouthful of phlegm spit in his face, he wouldn't want that face anymore.

But this time he hid, Chen Dasheng once again took the initiative.

The golden monkey reached out with its claws and poked Su Yi's eyes.

Su Yi ducked down to dodge, and then came up with a left hook.

In one move, Chen Dasheng used his old horse instead of a jab to slap him. At the same time, he bumped into Su Yi's arms with his whole body.

boom!

Su Yi punched Chen Dasheng hard on the right lower back. The latter groaned and squeezed into Su Yi's arms, then reached out and dug into Su Yi's crotch.

It’s monkey picking peaches again.

This time he not only wanted to pick peaches, but also removed the branches.

But how could Su Yi suffer the same loss twice?

And he also underestimated the strength of Su Yi's punch just now.

The severe pain in his waist instantly spread throughout his body, draining his strength and slowing down his movements.

Immediately after, Su Yi grabbed the peach-picking hand.

At this time, Chen Dasheng's other hand was not honest. He grabbed the left head of Su Yi's chest and twisted it hard...

Su Yi suddenly felt extremely sour.

boom!

The next moment, Su Yi threw Chen Dasheng to the ground with a clean hug.

Chen Dasheng really shouldn't have gotten close to Su Yi!

He was thrown to pieces, and his limbs lay flat on the ground, unresponsive for a while.

Su Yi had the intention to step forward and punch, but held back.

After all, this is not an MMA arena. If you continue to chase your opponent after he falls to the ground, it will make people feel that you are narrow-minded and unforgiving.

He rubbed Taotao with one hand and NeiNei on the left side with the other, sucking in the cold air and staring at Chen Dasheng angrily.

Although he knew that he shouldn't be angered, he was not a Bodhisattva who was being molested. How could he not be emotional after being molested like this?

"Hahaha……"

The audience below laughed like crazy. Although Geng Liangchen, who was embarrassed on the stage, stepped down from the altar, they felt more friendly.

Chen Dasheng got up, but he looked very painful. He held his right lower back, turned his waist sluggishly, gritted his teeth and frowned.

"Can we still fight?" the referee asked him.

Chen Dasheng looked at Su Yi with some reluctance. After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and nodded firmly, moved his waist, and slowly approached Su Yi.

Upon seeing this, the referee hurriedly stepped aside, and the briefly interrupted fight began again.

This time Su Yi took the initiative and stepped forward to hold the moon in Sixty Four's hands, blocking Chen Dasheng's dodge space, forcing him to either retreat or face him head-on.

"Wow!" Chen Dasheng suddenly burst out with a huge strange cry.

At the same time, he also made a very ferocious expression——╭┗|‘O′|┛＞

! ! !

To be honest, Su Yi was really shocked to see him face to face with each other so suddenly.

Especially this shout made Su Yi's eardrums sting.

Su Yi's movements and reactions were immediately affected. Chen Dasheng took the opportunity to duck and roll past his crotch, not forgetting to use the monkey stick move before passing by.

Just this one move that penetrates the crotch of others, I asked all the martial artists who can do it?

Even if you have this skill, you don't have this face!

Not to mention, if you want to get in the crotch, just get in the crotch, and don't forget to use the monkey trick to humiliate people with a stick.

What is the monkey lifting stick?

Children always play this, with their index and middle fingers together and straight, to poke people in the eye.

This thing is also called the hot and spicy thing.

It was Su Yi who was psychologically affected by Chen Dasheng. As soon as Chen Dasheng disappeared from sight, he subconsciously tightened his anus and quickly covered his crotch, thus narrowly escaping.

Otherwise, his old hemorrhoids may burst.

Of course, this is a joke. As a future actor, how could Su Yi have hemorrhoids?

But even though Su Yi was frightened after escaping the disaster, the anger in his heart was still rising.

Sometimes you know that others are deliberately irritating you, and you know that you should calm down, but you are still very angry.

Su Yi turned around and rushed towards Chen Dasheng. He no longer wanted to give Chen Dasheng any chance. This time he accepted the spit on his face, as long as he could defeat his opponent!

Unexpectedly, he risked his life, but Chen Dasheng stopped playing with him.

Chen Dasheng was really like a monkey, fighting guerrilla with him in the ring.

He rushed like a monkey, and he kept making an unpleasant screaming sound of "squeak, 呦", and continued to run around, making Su Y's tired of catching up, but he couldn't get close to his body at all.

The most annoying thing is that he would wink at Su Yi from time to time and make provocative moves.

Su Yi got a little closer. He spat, blew his nose, and the most disgusting thing was that he stuck his butt out and let out a big smelly fart.

It smells like stinky radish...

Su Yi retched twice on the spot and almost vomited out the overnight meal.

It had been a long time since Su Yi had hated someone so much.

But the more Su Yi wanted to catch Chen Dasheng, the more flexible the latter seemed to be cheating, making Su Yi unable to even touch his hair.

Fortunately, Su Yi also had an idea. He stepped on the muddy steps of Baguazhang, slowly compressing Chen Dasheng's range of activities, and finally forced the latter into a corner where there was no way to hide.

Chen Dasheng seemed to be forced into a desperate situation, with a fierce look on his face, his teeth bared and screams, and he suddenly ran wildly, leaping high and pounced on Su Yi.

Chance!

Su Yi's eyes lit up and he immediately stepped forward to greet him. This time, he would never give Chen Dasheng a chance to escape.

He wanted to decide the outcome in one round and end this disgusting battle.

Chen Dasheng and Su Yi stretched their arms towards each other's face almost at the same time, the former with claws and the latter with fists.

In terms of speed and power, Su Yi was better, while Chen Dasheng was a little slower.

This is fatal enough!

Seeing that Su Yi was about to hit Chen Dasheng with his punch, Chen Dasheng suddenly magically turned sideways and crawled towards Su Yi's body along Su Yi's arm!

It's hard to describe this scene in words, but Chen Dasheng indeed crawled along Su Yi's arm!

This is the unique trick of Monkey Boxing, the unique trick to press the bottom of the box, called "Spiritual Monkey Climb".

The name is simple and unpretentious, but if you want to practice it, don’t think about it without ten years of hard work!

How is it possible for an adult to climb along someone else's arm?

But Chen Dasheng did it, and he did it extremely fast!

Soon Chen Dasheng climbed on Su Yi's body, his legs wrapped around Su Yi's arms, and his upper body lay on Su Yi's head.

At this moment, Su Yi's hair stood on end, sensing a fatal crisis.

He almost subconsciously used the body technique to get rid of Chen Dasheng. He fell to the ground and rolled to get rid of Chen Dasheng. Then he made a knee cross and directly twisted Chen Dasheng's left leg.

Bang!

"ah……"

A scream resounded throughout the audience.