The reincarnation of the movie king

"How to go ahead?"

"Turn right, by the way, what did you say to Cheng Gong before? I think you two seemed a little unhappy?"

The car was driving on the long street under the street lights, Su Yi was driving, and Ding Jianguo crossed his plastered leg in front of the front windshield and lay in the passenger seat.

They chatted all the way, completely unaware of the car following them quietly behind them.

"It's nothing," Su Yi smiled, "We have conflicting personalities, so we can't talk together."

"Really?" Ding Jianguo glanced at him sideways, "Then why did Cheng Gong tell me that I was your girlfriend?"

"He wanted to pick on me, but I'm a straight man, so I used you as a shield." Su Yi smiled and flicked his tongue, "Is this an acceptable explanation?"

"Lies come from every mouth!" Ding Jianguo sneered, "You men are not good at all, don't think I don't know what you are thinking!"

"Then you want me to drink?" Su Yi said.

"You owe me, if I don't look for you, who can I look for?" Ding Jianguo said matter-of-factly.

Su Yi smiled and stopped talking.

Ding Jianguo glared at Su Yi, softened his tone slightly, and started talking again: "Cheng Gong chatted with me, and what he meant was that men like you are not good enough. They live on soft food and have no future. He said he was kind-hearted. I've found you a job that makes money, but you don't want it. Speaking of having a soft job, I'm quite proud of myself."

"Why don't you deny it?" Su Yi smiled, "You can tell him that I lied to him, and you have nothing to do with me."

"Why should I explain to him?" Ding Jianguo glared at Su Yi again, "He is nothing compared to you! At least you didn't speak ill of others behind their back like a talkative woman."

Su Yi smiled, which was why he was unwilling to tell Ding Jianguo about the unpleasantness between him and Cheng Gong.

While turning on the turn signal to observe the traffic, he joked casually: "Old girl, you have a good sense! You have a way of looking at men!"

"You are so poor!" Ding Jianguo said, "If I really had my way, I wouldn't have been cheated on by others."

"He turned you green, and you turned him yellow. This is actually in line with the laws of nature." Su Yi said, "You are young. If you haven't been bitten by a dog several times, how will you know how many shots of rabies vaccine you need, right?"

"..." Ding Jianguo looked at him speechlessly, "What are you talking about! What a person you are, hey! Did you see that barbecue restaurant on the roadside in front? It's right there!"

The two of them sat down in this barbecue restaurant called "Dalinzi Kebab". Su Yi ordered a lot of grilled things, and Ding Jianguo sat down and asked the waiter to bring a box of beer.

She bit open a bottle with her mouth and tilted her head to confirm to Su Yi: "You really don't want to drink some?"

"Really not." Su Yi refused.

"It's boring!" Ding Jianguo said "cut" and started drinking "tons, tons, tons" from the bottle.

Su Yi glanced at her and said slowly: "As I said before, if you get too drunk, I will not be responsible for sending you home."

"Are you a man?" Ding Jianguo finished blowing a bottle and burped indecently. He pointed at Su Yi and glared: "I don't drink wine and I don't smoke cigarettes. Such a beautiful girl is sitting in front of you drinking. You are indifferent and don't plan to send me home! You are like this and you still say you are not gay?"

"Just because you don't smoke or drink doesn't mean you're not a man. A man's true nature cannot be revealed through smoking and drinking." Su Yi said, "As for you, it's obvious that you are emotionally hurt and want to get drunk. In this case, you are particularly prone to self-destruction. What if? You drank too much and couldn’t control your animalistic nature, so what should I do?”

"What do you mean?" Ding Jianguo looked unhappy.

"Really, I'm thinking about you too." Su Yi looked at her sincerely, "You said that if I resisted and you failed, how embarrassing would it be for you? If I didn't resist, you would succeed with half a push. After that, you How embarrassing? Right?"

"Go to hell!" Ding Jianguo's face turned red to his ears, and he kicked Su Yi hard under the table.

The toe of the Martin boots hit the dry leg bone, causing Su Yi to gasp in pain and grimace for a long time.

At the same time, Zhang Facai, who was observing the inside through binoculars in the car outside, was going crazy.

"Are they flirting? Really?" He was so angry that he was shaking all over, pointing to the barbecue restaurant across the road and asking Ajun in front for confirmation.

"Mr. Fortune, don't worry, they are definitely not flirting." Ajun looked serious.

Zhang Facai's expression softened a little when he heard Ajun continue: "They have already passed this level and reached the next level!"

Zhang Facai's expression suddenly froze.

"Listen to my analysis, Mr. Fa Cai." Arjun put on a posture of telling the truth and reasoning, "Look at that pretty boy's hands that have been busy under the table. What do you think he is busy with? Under the table, there are What’s there to do?”

"I understand!" A Shuai suddenly realized, "The pretty boy is picking his crotch!"

Snapped!

"I told you to lick your crotch! I told you to lick your crotch! I asked you to lick your crotch! I told you to lick your crotch! I will lick you to death!"

Zhang Facai went crazy, jumped up, held down Ashuai and gave him a hard hammer.

"Calm down! Calm down! Mr. Facai!" Ajun hurriedly grabbed Zhang Facai.

"Are you saying that what he said is human language? Is it human language? Huh?" Zhang Facai gritted his teeth and growled, "What do you mean crotch picking? Whose crotch is picking? Huh?"

"Ashuai is talking more than he can think of. Mr. Facai, please calm down, calm down...Ashuai, you are a bastard and you still haven't apologized to Mr. Cai! Jianguo is always the goddess of Mr. Cai, so you can't be more tactful and civilized when you speak. ?" Ajun blocked Zhang Facai and scolded Ashuai with a straight face.

"Mr. Fa Cai, I'm sorry." A Shuai said politely, "I said the wrong thing. That pretty boy was doing some shameful and indescribable things under the table."

Zhang Facai: "..."

"Hey, that's right." Ajun nodded with satisfaction and looked at Zhang Facai, "Mr. Facai, this conclusion is reliable. Look, the expression on the pretty face, how ecstatic? His nose and eyes are twisted together. How good it must be... Look at President Jianguo again, how red is his face? He is panting, with a casual expression like "I'll fuck you first," you said..."

"Ah..." Zhang Facai suddenly roared like a wild beast, "I'm going to fight him!"

"Mr. Fortune, calm down, after all, they haven't crossed the edge of morality yet!" Ajun hugged him tightly.

"I haven't crossed the forbidden zone of love!" Ah Shuai said.

"Enjoy the illusion of happiness!" Arjun looked at Ashuai.

"Misunderstood the meaning of happiness!" A Shuai looked at each other affectionately.

Snapped!

The two of them clapped their hands.

"Hey, I'll go. We have a tacit understanding, old man." Ajun said cheerfully.

"What the hell! You two are still here making these four or sixty-eight lines, ah?" Zhang Facai went crazy, "I asked you two to come here to talk about cross talk, ah?"

"Mr. Fortune, I think it's not sweet to be too forceful..." A Shuai said.

"Fart!" Zhang Facai shouted angrily, "What does it have to do with whether the melon is sweet or not? Do you think I'm a tiger?"

"I'll go in and fight with him! I'm going to call him right now. If I don't break the boy's legs, I'm not going to call him Zhang Facai!"