The reincarnation of the movie king

"My partner." Su Yi answered their question.

"Male or female?" Tang Youyou's eyes lit up.

"Beautiful or ugly?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately added.

"Stage..." Zhang Wei showed a lewd smile, and just as he was about to ask a question, everyone looked at him with a "Huh?"

His expression was stagnant, he looked left and right, cleared his throat and continued: "It doesn't matter what your figure is like to me, because I already have my goddess Yida."

"Who are you, Goddess Yida?" Lu Ziqiao walked in from outside the door and asked curiously, "I heard you say it this morning, why does this name sound so obscene?"

"Go! You are so wretched!" Zhang Wei glared at him, "Don't you have diarrhea? Why did you come back again?"

"It turns out it was just a fart, a false alarm." Lu Ziqiao spread her hands.

"Hey, you are so disgusting!" Everyone was disgusted.

"Hey, it's time to work!" Guan Gu magically brought towels, basins, brooms and other cleaning utensils, and Su Yi also went to the storage room to take out mops.

"Before listening to Xiao Yi's story, why don't we listen to Zhang Wei talk about his Yida Goddess to appetize first? What do you think?" Lu Ziqiao suggested.

"Agree!" everyone said in unison.

"Hey, since everyone is so interested, let me tell you about my goddess Yida." Zhang Wei had a lewd smile on his face again. He mopped the floor while immersed in reminiscing.

"Yesterday afternoon, I went to the convenience store outside the community. As I was wandering around, I saw her, my goddess Yida! Her smile was sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze was blowing over Lugu Lake and the autumn rain was soaking Jiuzhaigou... …”

In Zhang Wei's narration, he met an intellectual goddess, and he fell in love with her at first sight, and the intellectual goddess even "smiled and showed mercy" to him.

When they parted, the goddess forgot her Yida chewing gum in front of Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei hurriedly called out to the goddess.

"Your Yida!"

"No, it's your Yida." The goddess smiled at him and said.

Zhang Wei was completely intoxicated by the goddess's smile, so he went to the convenience store again today, hoping to have another perfect encounter with the goddess Yida.

"No wonder you've been counting your pieces of chewing gum and not eating it since you came back yesterday. Your chewing gum is almost pulpy!" Lu Ziqiao said with disgust.

"You don't understand. This is a testimony of my love for Goddess Yida. I want to keep it forever, so how can I be willing to eat it?" Zhang Weidao said.

"And!" Everyone despised him.

"Actually, I also met a beautiful woman yesterday," Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly said. "She came to our house wearing a bathrobe and knocked on the door twice!"

Lu Ziqiao was startled: "I seem to have seen this plot in many Zhe Peng action movies."

"Are you saying that their bathroom is too big and you get lost while washing?" Zhang Wei sneered.

"No, she came here to borrow soy sauce the first time." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled.

"Borrow soy sauce?" everyone asked in unison.

"Who would wear a bathrobe and go to someone else's house to borrow soy sauce?" Guangu asked curiously, "Did you remember it wrong?"

"How is it possible? How could I remember such a thing wrong?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "She returned the soy sauce more than an hour later. She also said that her water heater was broken and she wanted to use our bathroom to take a bath."

"Nani?" Guan Guqiu shouted dissatisfied, "You actually let a strange girl use our bathroom to take a bath?"

"How could it be possible to agree? I tried my best to stop her at that time!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his voice.

Everyone looked at him expressionlessly.

"Well, I didn't stop it," Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders slumped, and then he said with a mean smile: "Because she is a man and she won't stop it. Later, she even borrowed my razor. I guess she must be She secretly admires and has a crush on me, so she wants to collect my used things.”

"Ugh!" Everyone looked like they were vomiting.

"I also met a beautiful woman yesterday. Although I don't remember this woman's name, this woman should be my ex-girlfriend. She also lives in the love apartment." Lu Ziqiao suddenly said, "I was harmed by her yesterday!"

"Eh? Why do you all have stories? What's going on with Zi Qiao?" Tang Youyou asked impatiently.

Lu Ziqiao then told him about the strange things he encountered yesterday.

Every time he struck up a conversation with a girl, he would either be slapped in the face or have wine thrown at her face. Later, he found out that someone was up to something. He chased this person into the elevator of the love apartment, and finally discovered that this person was actually a very beautiful woman.

"I think she must be a woman who was hurt by me, one of my ex-girlfriends." Lu Ziqiao analyzed, "She was hurt deeply and painfully, so she had plastic surgery, lurked beside me, and vowed to destroy Give her something she loves deeply but can’t get!”

"That sounds ridiculous," Zhang Wei said, "Who could be so boring?"

"You three all met a beautiful woman. Could it be that you met the same person?" Guangu asked strangely.

"Four-cornered love? It's so bloody, I like it!" Tang Youyou had a gossipy look on her face.

"How is it possible?" Zhang Wei said unhappily, "How is it possible that my goddess Yida is Zeng Xiaoxian's bathrobe sister?"

"My bathrobe sister can't be Lu Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"My ex-girlfriend may be the goddess of you two," Lu Ziqiao frowned, "because she will most likely make me suffer by seducing you!"

"Ah!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei both spat in his face.

"My feet are numb!" Guan Gu looked at Su Yi with wide eyes, "Xiao Yi, your partner is also a beauty, right?"

Everyone's eyes immediately fell on Su Yi.

"It's true." Su Yi wiped the last stain on the floor and stood up.

He was about to continue talking when the sound of opening the door came from the bathroom on the side. He immediately stopped talking and looked back.

Everyone also followed Su Yi's gaze.

Qin Yumo, who had just finished taking a shower, walked out wearing Hu Yifei's bathrobe and slippers, with a shower cap on his head, exposing his round shoulders and deep ravines.

It's really as tender and fresh as hibiscus.

"Goddess Yida!" Zhang Wei's eyes widened.

"Sister Bathrobe?" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed.

"It's you, ex-girlfriend!" Lu Ziqiao took a breath and pointed at Qin Yumo.

Su Yi looked at them with a half-smile but waved to Qin Yumo with a smile: "Hi, Yumo."

Qin Yumo was stunned for a long time.

She was surrounded by so many people as soon as she came out of the bedroom, and these people were the targets of her and Hu Yifei's pranks. Now they were calling her with incomprehensible names, which made her feel very embarrassed.

"Hi! Hello everyone!" She waved her hands helplessly and said with a dry smile: "I... I'm going upstairs first. Goodbye!"

Saying that, he lowered his head hurriedly, ran out the door in small steps, and slipped away.

"It's so exciting!" Tang Youyou's eyes were frighteningly bright, and she was so excited, "Four-cornered love has turned into five-cornered love! Five men compete for one girl!"

"How could this happen!" Zhang Wei collapsed and cried.

"Why? Why do we all know the same person? How could it be such a coincidence?" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe it either.

"There must be a conspiracy in this!" Guan Gu showed a wise look, "I feel that a huge conspiracy is happening, and you don't know anything about it yet!"

"Xiao Yi, you just called her Yu Mo? Her name is Yu Mo?" Lu Ziqiao asked Su Yi, "How do you know her?"

Everyone's eyes fell on Su Yi.

"Her name is Qin Yumo. I just met her for the first time yesterday. It was in a cafe outside. She asked me to do her a favor and I didn't refuse." Su Yi said with a smile.

Now he has almost mastered the art of truth-telling, which is telling part of the truth selectively.

He promised that he was telling the truth, but the truth was completely different.

Of course, if he encounters a stubborn child who can't be stopped by asking for details, then there's nothing he can do.

"Because you helped her, she became your partner?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.

"Yes." Su Yi smiled.

"No, that's not the case!" Zhang Wei suddenly said.

Su Yi raised his eyebrows. Did Zhang Wei discover a blind spot?

Zhang Wei stared at Su Yi with a solemn expression: "Yu Mo must have agreed to be your partner just to get close to me. She did all this for me! If you don't believe me, look at it, my Yida!"

He took out a box of gum from his pocket.

"Brush your teeth!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't listen anymore and pushed him aside, "She came to me twice wearing a bathrobe. It was basically a hint to me Hong Guoguo. Why do you need to fly into the flames? Woolen cloth?"

"You two don't have to argue!" Lu Ziqiao waved her hands with a serious expression, "I think I need to go to Yu Mo to reorganize our relationship. As for you two - please keep your distance from my ex-girlfriend. !”

"Why?" Zhang Wei was unhappy, "Do you have any love gum?"

"My razor is still with her, I have to get it back, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian innocently spread his hands.

"Teacher Zeng, you must be content!" Lu Ziqiao glared.

"Is this what you should say, Lu Xiaobu!" Zeng Xiaoxian stared back without flinching.

"You already have a penny, what else do you want?" Lu Ziqiao was anxious.

"When did I have Yifei? When did Yifei become mine? Who said that Yifei has a relationship with me!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his arms, spitting.

The scene even fell into silence because of his stern voice.

Suddenly Zhang Wei said weakly: "So I can chase Yifei?"

"Fuck you! There's no way!" Zeng Xiaoxian kicked him over, and Zhang Wei hurriedly avoided it.

"Oh, please stop arguing!" Tang Youyou stamped her feet, "How bad is it to argue? Why not just have a duel?"

Everyone was startled and looked at her expressionlessly.

Tang Youyou stuck out her tongue guiltily.

"Oh, beauties are such a curse." Guan Gu magically shook his head and sighed, then turned to look at Su Yi, "Xiao Yi, why don't you fight?"

"Because I'm not stupid." Su Yi said with a smile.

"Humph! I can't stay here any longer! I want to find my goddess Yida!" Zhang Wei left angrily.

"That's ridiculous, she's obviously my bathrobe sister!" Zeng Xiaoxian also sneered and left.

"I have to think carefully about which of my ex-girlfriends she is." Lu Ziqiao turned around and walked out the door worriedly.

Guan Gu magically shrugged and looked at Su Yi: "Okay, I have to go back to painting. When they are in the mood, I will listen to your story again to save you from having to tell it twice."

"Thank you!" Su Yi expressed his gratitude to Guangu for being "sensible".

Tang Youyou on the side was stunned and was about to speak, but Su Yi knew her very well and knew that she must be eager to know the truth, so he said first: "If you want to know what happened, just ask Hu Yifei, she knows best! I want to go in Coded."

Tang Youyou's shoulders slumped: "Okay, then I'll wait a little longer. I'll ask her when she comes back."

Su Yi smiled and returned to his room.

upstairs.

Qin Yumo called Hu Yifei. After the call was connected, she asked anxiously: "Yifei, are you okay?"

"What can happen to me? It's you and this bitch Su Yi who are in trouble!" Hu Yifei sneered, "Hmph, just wait, this matter is not over! And you, Yu Mo, we have been sisters for so many years, and you actually betray me!"

"It's not what you think, Yifei. I was also plotted by Su Yi." Qin Yumo explained hurriedly. She told all the previous things. The general idea was that she agreed to help Su Yi because she had something to ask for. He did one thing, but she never expected that this was what Su Yi wanted her to do.

In short, it was Su Yi who was cunning and took advantage of her kindness and trustworthiness to create the previous situation.

After hearing the explanation, Hu Yifei said depressedly: "So that's it. Well, you really shouldn't be blamed. Just wait, I'll come to your house to find you."

After hanging up the phone, Qin Yumo stuck out his tongue and murmured: "I'm sorry, Teacher Liangchen. At this point, I can only blame everything on you..."

Hu Yifei didn't go far and just wandered around the community.

In fact, she wasn't that angry, she was just depressed, unwilling and embarrassed.

After arriving at Qin Yumo's house, the two sisters quickly reconciled.

"Yu Mo, do you think Su Yi is really a murderer?" Hu Yifei hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Didn't you see the way he looked at me when he came out from the balcony and stood there? It was really special. Abnormal and terrifying, I was actually frightened by the look in his eyes at that time, his eyes and expression were so terrifying!"

"Don't think too much. In fact, Mr. Liangchen is quite nice. He is just acting." Qin Yumo comforted her, "He is your roommate. Don't you understand what kind of person he is?"

Hu Yifei said helplessly: "He has only moved here a few days ago? Where can I get to know him?"

"Anyway, I don't think he is a bad person." Qin Yumo said with a smile, "Yifei, are you really afraid of him?"

"I told you that we are sisters, but you are not allowed to tell anyone!" Hu Yifei pointed at Qin Yumo and warned.

"I'll serve four!" Qin Yumo raised a palm.

"Actually, I'm really afraid of Su Yi." Hu Yifei said distressedly, "He has too many surprise tricks, and in the few rounds I have been with him, I have never defeated him! This In my dictionary, this is something unprecedented!”