The reincarnation of the movie king

On the way back, Su Yi received a mysterious call from Guan Gu.

"Brother Xiaoyi, we are in the bar, you and Teacher Zeng come directly over!" Guan Gu magically said.

Ding.

"...Okay." Su Yi shrugged helplessly. In fact, he wanted to go home.

"Brother Xiao Yi, just accept me! I'm really talented! When I was a child, I won the second place in the rope skipping competition!" Zeng Xiaoxian pestered Su Yi and begged, "My dream since I was a child is to become a Hero, please accept me as your disciple!"

Ding.

Su Yi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expressionlessly and said, "There is a way to heaven but you don't take it, and there is no door to hell but you break in. Teacher Zeng, isn't it good to be alive?"

Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously shrank his neck and said with a smile, "Brother Xiao Yi, what... does this mean?"

"Practice martial arts is very hard, are you sure you can endure the hardship?" Su Yi asked.

"Of course!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his fists energetically, "This is my dream and I will fight for it."

"Punch twice and kick twice, let me see." Su Yi said.

"Okay, Master, watch carefully!" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled.

"Pegasus Meteor Fist! Hahahahaha!" He swung it wildly, his whole body twitching like Wu Laoer next door.

"The Southern Fist does not leak out!" Suddenly there was a strange cry and another flying kick.

"ah……"

The next moment he screamed and fell heavily to the ground.

Su Yi looked at this scene with a smile, without any disturbance or surprise in his heart.

Zeng Xiaoxian, with his flabby physique that doesn't work hard, might get injured if he stays alone, let alone punching and kicking?

"Brother Xiao Yi, where is my waist? Why can't I feel my waist?" Zeng Xiaoxian gasped in horror and shouted in horror.

I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, but my original plan was canceled because my waist flashed.

As the saying goes, there is no separation between medicine and martial arts. For such minor ailments as bruises and injuries, Su Yi had no pressure to deal with them.

After some massage, Zeng Xiaoxian was able to walk normally instead of squeaking when he moved.

"Brother Xiao Yi, even if you don't write, just with your skills, you can definitely do blind massage! You can definitely make a lot of money!" Zeng Xiaoxian moved his waist, feeling that he seemed to be able to do it again, and complimented with a grin.

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"What a great idea!" Su Yi smiled half-heartedly, "When the day comes when I can't think anymore, I'll go blind myself and open a massage shop for the blind. What do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze, and he was silent for a moment before hesitatingly said: "Blind massaging - does it mean that a blind man is massaging?"

"Otherwise? Could it be that he is deaf?" Su Yi raised his eyebrows.

"I always thought he was a mute." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "Ah! I mean, I always thought that blind massage was the name of a brand, just like Shaxian Snacks, Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Cream, and Wang Mazi Kitchen Knife. "

"You think it's a good idea, don't think so next time." Su Yi chuckled.

The two chatted for a while before walking to the bar.

"Brother Xiao Yi! This way!" Guan Guqiji saw Su Yi from a distance and stood up hurriedly to wave.

"Yifei said you were negotiating with Richard. What was the outcome?" Tang Youyou asked curiously before Su Yi and Zeng Xiaoxian sat down.

"Negotiation?" Zeng Xiaoxian was startled and subconsciously looked at Hu Yifei.

"Yes! Aren't you negotiating?" Hu Yifei winked at Zeng Xiaoxian crazily.

"Oh, yes, yes, negotiate! We are negotiating!" Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand why Hu Yifei said this, he still chose to cooperate.

"We know you're negotiating, but what's the result?" Guan Gu magically rolled his eyes.

"This..." Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and decisively passed the blame, "Brother Xiao Yi is mainly responsible for talking to Richard. I'm just an assistant. Yes, I'm just the soy sauce. Let Brother Yi tell you, haha. !”

Everyone's eyes fell on Su Yi again.

"Huh? Su Yi? Didn't you just order a drink? Let's go and order a drink at the bar first. I'll go with you!" Hu Yifei said before Su Yi could say anything.

Then she stood up and without any explanation took Su Yi's hand and headed towards the bar.

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at this scene blankly, and suddenly said sourly: "I didn't even order anything to drink..."

Upon hearing this, Guan Guqingqing hurriedly shouted to Hu Yifei and Su Yi, who were already walking towards the bar: "Yifei, by the way, help Teacher Zeng get a bottle of beer!"

Hu Yifei gave an OK gesture without looking back.

Guan Gu smiled magically and proudly asked Zeng Xiaoxian for credit: "Teacher Zeng, I understand you, right? You don't need to thank me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome!" Guan Gu magically said happily.

Qin Yumo sat blankly on the side holding a bottle of beer, looking isolated from the world.

At the bar.

Hu Yifei lowered her voice and said to Su Yi: "When you weren't here just now, Yu Mo asked if Richard had any difficulties in doing this? She wanted to go to Richard and ask him! But based on my understanding of her, once she Goodbye Richard, there is a high probability that I will fall into that bastard’s sweet words again!”

"I managed to persuade her. At this time, I must not give her any excuse to go to Richard. So Xiao Yi, you must not say that Richard was beaten by you. In case Yu Moyi feels distressed, Isn’t this going to happen? Just say you’ll stay to negotiate with Richard, and say more bad things about Richard!”

Su Yi stared at Hu Yifei with strange eyes.

Hu Yifei's face turned red, and she waved her hands and said, "Okay, I admit it, I was also there when you beat up Richard's bodyguard just now. I have to say, you did a great job!"

Hu Yifei patted Su Yi on the shoulder nonchalantly and said with a smile: "It's quite hidden. I've lived here for so long and I didn't know that you were also a practitioner! Let's learn from each other if we have a chance?"

Ding.

"Okay." Su Yi nodded helplessly, "I think of you this way because you actually instigated me to lie. I never lie in this world."

In fact, it was more than that. Su Yi was also surprised that Hu Yifei's request to tell him to lie was not enforced.

This is the first time Su Yi has encountered such a situation, which shows that Su Yi does not have to pay attention to not only unreasonable requests, but also some requests that violate principles, such as lying and doing illegal things.

"This is a white lie!" Hu Yifei was startled and immediately defended, "Don't be so rigid! Besides, I don't believe you have never told a lie since you were a child!"

Su Yi said: "A white lie is also a lie."

Before Hu Yifei could speak, he changed the subject: "But I think you underestimated Qin Yumo. She wouldn't pounce on Richard when she knew he was a married man. She just said The words you said should be just venting the pain after falling out of love, they are just words and cannot be taken seriously."

Hu Yifei said unhappily: "Hey, do I know Yu Mo, or do you know Yu Mo?"

Su Yi smiled: "Don't worry, if she really wants to find Richard, I will definitely stop her."

"Okay!" Hu Yifei nodded.

As long as Su Yi spoke, she would feel relieved.

The two returned to their seats, and Su Yi handed Zeng Xiaoxian a glass of milk.

"Brother Xiao Yi, what I want is beer!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.

"You twisted your waist. If you think better of it quickly, if you don't want to take the risk of a stroke, you'd better drink this cup of milk." Su Yi said.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Zeng Xiaoxian immediately compromised and took the milk.

"Xiao Yi, you haven't said yet, how did you negotiate with Richard?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.

"I used physical negotiation methods." Su Yi said honestly.

puff!

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just taken a sip of milk, immediately gushed milk.

He choked and coughed repeatedly, tears streaming down his face.

What a physical negotiation.

Hu Yifei couldn't help but laugh. Su Yi was usually serious, but from time to time he would make such cold humorous remarks, which was quite a contrasting laugh.

"What kind of physical negotiation?" Sekiya wonders, "Is there any chemical negotiation?"

"In short, Richard deeply realized his mistakes and felt that he was sorry for Yu Mo, but he did not admit that he was a shameless bastard. He just felt that he had made a mistake that every man would make." Su Yi shrugged.

"This is totally bullshit!" Hu Yifei couldn't help complaining, "A mistake that all men make? Are all men in the world trying to be in the same boat?"

"I definitely won't!" Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to express his stance.

"Neither can I!" Guan Guqingqi also immediately distanced himself, "I am very dedicated to relationships!"

Everyone's eyes fell on Su Yi.

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"Richard..."

As soon as Su Yi said three words, Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou pointed at him and said in unison: "Don't change the subject!"

Even Qin Yumo, who was isolated from the world just now, looked at Su Yi.

"Tell me, will you step into two different boats in the future?" Tang Youyou pointed at Su Yi and said, her eyes full of gossip.

Ding.

Su Yi sighed: "I have said that I am a celibate. As long as you don't seduce me, I will definitely put my hands in my pockets and love no one."

"And!" The three women all made disdainful sounds.

"Xiao Yi, you are too narcissistic!" Tang Youyou shouted dissatisfied, "Then what will you do if two girls really pursue you together?"

"Don't refuse, don't take the initiative, don't take responsibility." Su Yi said.

"Scumbag!" The three women all despised him.

"You can't blame me. If you do, blame me. It's not illegal to be a scumbag in this world." Su Yi spread his hands, "Hey, do you want to talk about business?"

"Say it!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "But before you say it, please accept our deep contempt for you again!"

After saying that, the three girls stretched out their hands and made a thumbs down gesture towards Su Yi.

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"Roger it!" Su Yi beat his chest and continued what he said before: "Richard felt very sorry for Yu Mo, so he decided to leave the two diamonds he gave to Yu Mo to Yu Mo as compensation. Things That's it."

"Now, the diamonds are here, Yu Mo. They are back to their original owners." Su Yi took out two boxes containing diamonds and handed them to Qin Yumo.

"Throw them away for me." Qin Yumo forced a smile.

Ding.

"Okay." Su Yi casually threw the two diamonds to the ground.

"Hey! Just throw it away!" Hu Yifei hurriedly picked it up.

Qin Yumo was also startled, and then smiled and said: "Sure enough, I still can't compare to Teacher Liangchen's mentality. I just let him go."

"Just say fart. It usually refers to farts, right?" Guangu asked curiously.

"Can you please stop interrupting?" Tang Youyou said with a dark face.

"Can you all stop interrupting!" Hu Yifei shouted with a dark face, "Why is it so difficult to have a serious conversation? Can't we just let Yu Mo and Su Yi finish talking smoothly?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Tang Youyou raised her hand to remind her: "Yifei, it seems that you are the one interrupting most of the time."

"Then I won't say anything anymore, okay?" Hu Yifei said angrily.

"Okay, stop arguing. There's actually nothing to say about this matter." Qin Yumo smiled, "Don't worry, I'm fine. Everything is over. I won't be sad anymore. I even want to I don’t know what that man looks like! It turns out that time can really dilute everything."

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"But Yu Mo, this happened less than an hour ago." Hu Yifei said quietly.

"I know, this is me, the representative of outstanding white-collar women in the new century!" Qin Yumo smiled sweetly, "Forget the past and keep moving forward! How do you sing that song?"

"I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small stream, small stream, never stopping!" Qin Yumo shook his head and beat the rhythm, and sang in a pure and lovely voice, "Hey Bazahei!"

At the end of the song, Qin Yumo actually made a forward gesture.

Everyone looked at each other.

"Yu Mo, if you feel wronged, just vent it out." Tang Youyou said with a smile.

"Yes, we can all understand." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"No, what's there to be aggrieved about?" Qin Yumo said with a smile, "Isn't it just that I was fooled? Who hasn't been fooled before? Besides, didn't Teacher Liangchen help me vent my anger? Isn’t this great?”

"Speaking of this, I haven't thanked you yet, Teacher Liangchen!" Qin Yumo frowned slightly, looking troubled, "How should I thank you?"

"Ah, I thought of it!" Her eyes lit up, and she asked and answered herself, "Wait for me, Teacher Liangchen, I will thank you in the most unique way right away!"

After that, she stood up and ran towards the bar.

Everyone frowned as they watched her leave.

"Do you think she is normal?" Tang Youyou asked.

"I think she is quite, very abnormal!" Hu Yifei said firmly, "This is not the reaction that a normal person should have at all!"

"Then what do you think a normal person should be like?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Hu Yifei sneered: "Drive a tractor and completely level the house of Richard and his wife! Then insert a tombstone there with the words - Once upon a time, there was a man who stepped on two boats. Later, he died very ugly!"

"Actually, I also find it very strange. After such a big blow, Yu Mo didn't shed a single tear. Why didn't she cry?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.

At this moment, two soft coughs suddenly came from the bar. Everyone looked up and saw Qin Yumo smiling and saying: "Everyone, I will sing a song for you next. This song is for me. My dearest teacher Liangchen, I wish him to be forever young and confident!"

Along with the cheerful music, Qin Yumo shook his head again and started singing: "I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small stream, small stream, never stop..."