The Retirement of the Demon Lord

Chapter 316: The scene is out of control, brother wants to go home

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But what does it have to do with him, these fans feel psychologically satisfied after they subscribed for the paintings, so that's fine. Money can't buy happiness, if they spend money to buy happiness, then it's worth it, and money is not wasted...

Those who subscribed received the money and gave the order to them to go to various painting shops to pick up the goods themselves.

When Cao Shuai saw the subscription was over, he continued to shout at his voice. As soon as he spoke, the fans silenced themselves, and those fans who didn't have time to shut up even aroused the anger of other fans: "Don't talk! I can't hear Cao Shuai's voice! "

"I worked hard for everyone to come to my performance today, because too many people came to see the performance today, and the number of people maintaining order seems to be insufficient. For the sake of everyone's safety, I had no choice but to shorten the performance time by half an hour... "

Although my math is not good, I can still figure out a rough calculation with my fingers: brother, you are more than an hour late, the subscription activity took half an hour, and for the "safety" of fans, it was shortened by half an hour... Announce two After a long performance, you and he will be able to clock in and get off work as long as you stand on it for less than one-fifth of the time? ?

"I'm so touched! Cao Shuai, you are the best idol we've ever seen, and you're always thinking of us!" "It's all because Shaozhou has not enough maintenance staff, it's because Shaozhou doesn't pay enough attention to you, we don't blame you! "We are satisfied to see you once, not to mention that we have received your care. We feel sorry for your inability to complete the entire performance!!"

Walter? So the big pot is thrown on us? ?

I'm a brooding guard! Girls, our business trips are all at the level of saving lives and helping the wounded. We are willing to spend so much manpower to pay him back here because we don’t pay enough attention?

It's okay, you guys are happy, brother can't let him jump on it for two seconds and it's over, and brother can stop work and go back to Wu Wangfu to cheat food and drink...

"Then I will first come to a song "The Beast" that excites Peng Bai, to warm up everyone in the cold winter!"

After a frantic scream, Cao Shuai leaned his upper body back, his hands were slightly open, and his eyes looked in all directions with affection. I have to say that this guy has aura, but he doesn't know where his aura is supported by confidence. This enchanting and shameful posture is afraid that he can't make the top brand of a brothel. In short, Mei Qianxiao feels that it is a pity that he is not a woman. . No matter how bad it is, it's okay to enter the palace as a father-in-law.

"Beast!

The bright moonlight in front of the bed~ 唳!

Suspected to be frost on the ground ~ roar!

Look up at the bright moon~ Ow!

Looking down and thinking about my hometown~ Xiao! "

Every time Cao Shuai recited a sentence, he would take a beast pose corresponding to the sound as the ending pose... Mei Qianxiao had gained a lot of knowledge about such a neurotic way of reciting poetry.

What is even more frightening is that the fans around are screaming wildly, as if some peerless performance has ended perfectly, and they even burst into tears.

My God, brother is getting more and more unable to understand what is going on in the world of young people nowadays. Is it a conspiracy of the generation gap, or the fault of the times, I can't find the reason...

"Did you see it!" With one hand, he violently grabbed Mei Qianxiao's back collar and shook it vigorously. Mei Qianxiao looked back and saw that it was the black-eyed girl again, "Did you see it! This is Cao Shuai's representative work. Isn't it great!"

Girl, don't take your word for it, how cool is this! When did "Silent Night Thought" become Cao Shuai's representative work? Comrade Li Bai's coffin board can't hold it anymore, okay? !

"Sister, have you heard the name Li Bai?"

"Li Bai? I don't know, who cares who he is!"

alright, you win.

The fans were intoxicated for more than ten minutes before Cao Shuai waved to everyone to calm down.

"Sorry, I just got in my emotions, and it took a while to get out. I wonder if everyone is satisfied with this "Beast"?"

Where are the emotions? Neurosurgery? ?

"I like it so much!" "Cao Shuai I love you!!"

"You like it is my greatest happiness! Next, I will perform my latest poem "patriotism" for everyone! This poem was written by me alone, it took me three years, and every word exhausted my efforts .It not only expresses my patriotism, but also combines the popular style with exotic characteristics, which can be said to open up a new era of the trend of the Central Plains!!”

Oh? It seems that this grass handsome is going to show his true skills! Mei Qianxiao rubbed the wings of her nose to let her dizziness go away a little, and listened attentively.

"patriotic!

The country breaks mountains and rivers in ~ yo!

The city spring is full of grass and trees~ Yo Yo!

When I feel the flowers and tears~ Cool!

Hate other birds startled ~ silk!

biubiubiubeng! "

What the hell……

Mei Qianxiao widened her eyes, buddy, is this also your original creation? Even Du Fu's coffin lid can't hold it down! If the two giants team up to come to you in the middle of the night to trouble you, you will have no regrets!

"It's so good!" "I've never heard a poem with such sincerity!"

For people who don't know "Quiet Night Thought", brother is too lazy to ask them if they have heard of "Wang Chun", you just like it. Hurry up and finish offending Bai Juyi, Li Qingzhao, etc. After calculating the time, it should be almost time for the curtain call, bro, get off work.

Mei Qianxiao was too lazy to look for trouble, but some people were not happy.

On the second floor of an elegant teahouse in the distance, an old gentleman dressed as a literati walked to the window, pointed at the grass handsome on the four sides, and scolded: "Damn! You have messed up Mr. Du's poems, how unexpectedly Dare you say it's your original?"

This old gentleman is not young, but he is full of anger, and his angry shouts spread throughout the entire area. He is much more majestic than the young man on stage with a lack of qi and a kidney deficiency!

Cao Shuai could naturally hear the old gentleman's scolding on the four-sided stage. Of course, he understood that he was wrong, and ignored it when he couldn't hear it. It's not appropriate for him to argue about this. Fans can't let the fans see him shouting and scolding others so the price has dropped. Someone will help him deal with it.

In the fan group below, it was obvious that the nurse arranged by Cao Shuai stood up, pointed at the old gentleman upstairs and cursed: "You know something! You won't appreciate Cao Shuai's work and go away!"

Someone took the lead in saying this, and all the fans immediately vented their anger when someone scolded their idols, and they gave the old gentleman a family tree-like deep greeting.

As soon as the old gentleman saw it, he knew that he was a scholar, and he exuded the stubbornness of a literati: "How he sings poems is his business, but if he steals the poems of Li Bai and Du Fu and says it is his own creation, that is a person who deceives the world and steals his name. , for the great forbearance of heaven!"

"Who stole it? Cao Shuai just used those words repeatedly in his own works! Could it be that the words used by predecessors cannot be used by future generations!" Tuoer seems to have long been used to how to deal with this situation This scene brought a rhythm in an instant.

"You, you...you're a total nonsense!" The old gentleman had obviously never seen such a shameless rebuttal. His face was flushed with anger, his eyebrows were smiling, and he was worried, for fear that he would have a stroke at any time, for the sake of this group It's not worth it to fall out of strangeness. "There must be a degree of repetition! For example, 'Bright moonlight in front of the bed', if you write a poem 'Two pairs of shoes in front of the bed', only the word 'in front of the bed' is repeated, then it makes sense, How can there be a copy of the entire article!"

Um? ! Old gentleman, if you sing a word, you will know that you are a fellow man. There are many romantic anecdotes when you were young! Let's have a drink if you have time!

"You're just a piece of nonsense! You said that Cao Shuai stole other people's verses. The original verses contain 'yo' and 'silk'!"

"Dead, dead brother?? Of course there is no such mess!"

"That's right! The first paragraph happens to be repeated, but the following 'Silk' and so on are all original by Cao Shuai! Isn't this poem also original by Cao Shuai!"

"This, this..." The old man suddenly found that the other party's face was thicker than he thought, and his blood vessels were not as strong as he thought, and he was so angry that he was too angry to speak.

"In the end, this poem must be written by Cao Shuai, and those are the essence! Who wants to steal other people's poems, you old man is so funny!" The nurses continued to roar and said coldly.

This time, he was completely holding the grass handsome to the death, the rhythm was completely brought up, and all the fans scrambled to defend their idols.

"That's right! Without Cao Shuai's few lines of 'dead brother', this poem has no meaning at all!" "Do you understand the essence, dead old man!" "Returning the masterpieces of the predecessors, if Cao Shuai hadn't re-created it again, there are Who has heard of it!" "Then Li Bai and Du Fu, you know how popular we are for Cao Shuai. Cao Shuai is so pitiful. When he was not famous before, no one told him to steal, but now he is famous, and everyone is self-righteous. It's really popular!"

"Ah bah!" The old gentleman was probably confused~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiucai encounters soldiers and can't explain why he has no way of reasoning with this group of people. He spit in the direction of Cao Shuai angrily to express himself disdain.

Wow... actually dare to spit at Cao Shuai! This dead old man is so hateful!

The anger of all the fans rushed to the extreme, and the feuds of the small gangs before the foreign enemy were temporarily put aside, and the same enemy rushed to the teahouse. How could the human wall surrounded by Jinyiwei and the arresters stand up to so many out of control. Man, was swept away at once.

where am I? who I am? What am I doing... Mei Qianxiao was instantly surrounded by the surging crowd, like a small boat drifting in the sea, weak, pitiful and helpless...

Unexpectedly, in the next second, someone suddenly grabbed the collar and pulled it into the air!

There were several explosive "dong dong" sounds in the air, and Mei Qianxiao was led and galloped across the wall of the building. Turning his head and looking at it, as expected, Brother Xiao used leopard legs to lead him over the eaves and walls!

Seeing Jiang Hao taking him to the teahouse first, Mei Qianxiao suddenly felt frightened and asked in a trembling voice, "Wait! Brother, what do you want to do!"

"You hold on first, I'll take the old gentleman away first! These people are crazy!"

"Don't! Why don't I come and take the old gentleman away first! To tell you the truth, in fact, my true identity is the leader of the demon sect, and Qinggong is ten thousand better than you..."

"The situation is urgent, I don't have time to talk to you!"

Before Mei Qian finished his joke, he was thrown to the door on the first floor of the teahouse, and before he could yell at him, he was overwhelmed by countless fans who wanted to break into the door.

Jiang Hao rushed to the second floor and successfully rescued the old gentleman who almost had a stroke, and honorably completed the rescue mission.

As for the task of maintaining order... Cao Shuai took advantage of the chaos, and waited until the officers and soldiers of the city defense arrived to suppress the chaos. The nearby streets were devastated by mad fans. I heard that many of those fans were arrested, and they couldn't even fit in a prison cell.

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