The Retirement of the Demon Lord

Mei Qianxiao's head hurts now.

He secretly came to Gongweisi, and he didn't notify any of his old friends in Jianghu. He was afraid that this kind of thing would happen.

To be known that his dignified Demon Sect leader came to be the Jinyiwei, wouldn't all these pig friends and dog friends be euthanized!

And with the disposition of these **** who watch the fun and don’t take it too seriously, they will definitely not be able to cover the bird’s beak. The colorful flags are waving at the entrance of the Gongwei Division to congratulate him on his entry into the Gongwei Division. Within three hours, the entire capital will be rumored that the demon sect leader is in the imperial court. When undercover rumors are such nonsense... So when I first stepped out of the gate of Gongweisi and felt their gaze, Mei Qianxiao felt cold all over, and felt that the whole person was not good, or that the whole person wanted to kill and silence.

"What are you doing here? Have nothing to do when you're full?" Mei Qianxiao joked that just after the voice fell, Xiao Er brought a table of dishes, and Mei Qianxiao pointed at the dishes, "Hurry up and leave it to Laozi. !"

"Hahaha... He was in a hurry to drive us away, which means he is very ashamed. It seems that he really came to be the Jinyiwei! The dignified Sun Moon God Cult Yue came to be the Jinyiwei, laughing at me to death hahahaha..." Duan Zhixing laughed. Quickly, the jade crown on his head was almost thrown off.

After all, this was seriously inconsistent with the image of Yue he knew. Back then, the dreaded protector of the moon who almost slapped his **** out of a disagreement was successfully promoted to become the leader of the Sun and Moon Sect after a few years, bah, promoted to become a notorious little Jinyiwei of the Gong Guard Division? ? This joke is enough for him to laugh all year!

"Laughing at your sister! Believe it or not, I'll arrest you all and put you in jail!" Even though they didn't get along, Mei Qianxiao still tried to pose a threat.

Sure enough, there was a lot of laughter in exchange, and there was a happy air inside and outside the box.

"Don't! Boss, if you said that you would drag me to Baimuya and bury me alive at the bottom of the ravine, I would not be afraid, but if you said that you were going to put me in prison, I would be afraid to die!" Duan Zhixing clapped his hands and laughed, as if he had never been in his life. I've seen such a fun juggling show.

Damn, it's really three days without the roof uncovered!

"Master Uncle, don't be angry. As a Jin Yiwei now, you should listen carefully to the grievances of the common people." Luo Yuanming solemnly distanced himself from the other four, "They may have come to see your jokes, but I am different... I am to report."

Mei Qianxiao cast a glance at him, her eyes full of disbelief... Just now, he laughed the loudest after Duan Zhixing.

"I really came to see you to laugh, ah, bah, to report the case... We lost two eggs last night from Erniang Wang's hen at the foot of the mountain. Aunt Wang is about to die. Lord Jinyiwei, help us catch the thief!"

roll!

That's right, you didn't come to see Lao Tzu's jokes, you came to make Lao Tzu jokes!

"This kind of trivial matter is reported to the government! Are we Jinyiwei doing this kind of trivial thing? We have to exorcise the evil in the rivers and lakes and bless the Sheji, such a trivial case will not be accepted!" The dog seems to have taken up more than half of the dishes on the table with his mouth.

Maybe it's because Mei Qianxiao's scumbag behavior is really shameless. Lan Danque, who hasn't been very involved all the time, can't help but come out and help Zhou to abuse her.

"We now suspect that the eggs were stolen by famous thieves and thieves, and it's a case of thieves. This is enough to report the case, Lord Jinyiwei." Lan Danque cleverly made the matter go a long way.

Enough is enough... But are you sure it's too much to frame the thief and steal eggs at the foot of Wudang Mountain? !

Brother, he really wants to drag you to the next door, Jinfenglou, to be beaten by the thief handsome!

But if you think about it carefully, if Xu Luoqing and these guys join forces, they will definitely join forces, and the Alliance of Anti-Brows and Thousands of Smiles will grow stronger and stronger. I'm afraid that Nanjing will not be able to stay any longer... Forget it, I will spare you a dog's life for the thief today!

"If you're just here to make fun of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will use force to drive him away!" Mei Qianxiao rolled up her sleeves, and in addition to intimidation, it was convenient to eat all over the place.

"Everyone is a gentleman, so when we meet, we only think of fighting and killing. Grandpa, drink tea!" Hong Xing urged everyone to calm down.

Go away! In the whole arena, your Hong family likes to fight the most, and you are the least qualified to say this!

"To be honest, we are here because we have a strong relationship! As soon as I heard that the boss is here as a Jinyiwei, I immediately rushed over to cheer for you!" Duan Zhixing took out a bag from nowhere, and took out a few folding fans from it. He Caiqi pointed at Yi Ze and said, "Look, Yuntiangong has made great efforts to provide us with such a high-quality folding fan! At that time, we will cheer you on outside the gate of Gongweisi!"

After speaking, Yi Ze proudly snapped open his folding fan and put on a handsome pose.

Mei Qianxiao didn't look at the mentally retarded person, but was attracted by the folding fan... Only then did she realize that there was only one poem printed on the fan.

"If you're bored, just think about me. If you think about me, why don't you come to see me. See if I remember to bring fruit, bananas, grapes, pitaya..."

"Fuck, what kind of limericks! It really elevates the folding fan to an outrageous quality!" Mei Qian smiled and beat her chest.

The folding fans produced by Yuntiangong are all high-end products. The material of red rosewood rhododendron is not hard to find in the world, and it can be sold for a high price when you pick it up... You guys are really rude!

"Brother, I don't allow you to insult the author of this poem like this... But if you really can't help it, please scold it louder." Yi Ze fanned his head, shook his head and urged.

Intellectually retarded, this broken poem is also the author!

Mei Qianxiao took a closer look, and the author's name was actually written at the back of the poem. The characters are a bit small, and it is easy to be overlooked... The author's name is... "Moon"? ? ?

"Brother, you forgot, that year, on a whim, you told me to write a poem for me, called "Farewell, Missing"... and also claimed to be firmly seated as a contemporary poet." Yi Ze reminded.

do not talk! ! what! ! ! Say no more! ! Even the name of the poem is so good! ! Just saying how to read it is inexplicably familiar, I remember it! ! ! It's black history! ! ! What a shame! ! !

Mei Qianxiao was so embarrassed that he lost his appetite for food... Now let him make such a middle-of-the-road poem so that he can be cheeky, after all, his life experience is different... At that time, he still had to make a face~www.wuxiaspot.com ~ And this poem was done very seriously at the time, looking back on it, it was so embarrassing that it exploded in place!

Thinking about it carefully, I really had a lot of black history with these bastards... No, if they don't drive them out of Nanjing, his life will be ruined!

The others also picked up one of these fans, posing in a pose that made the fan stand out.

On it were written such as "morality is lost, human nature is distorted, my eldest brother is disqualified in the world", "the leader of the demon sect is a flower, abandoning the darkness and throwing rotten tea leaves", "the leader of the demon sect is not as good as a servant! Toil is not as good as livestock!", " Congratulations to the leader of the Demon Sect on his appointment to the position of Jin Yiwei of the Gong Guard Division!"...

Mei Qianxiao was about to go crazy. With a big hand, a gust of wind blew past, and several folding fans were all torn in half.

You guys, it's not that my brother can't stay in Nanjing, but the whole Central Plains can't stay, okay!

"Don't you like these slogans? Or don't you like folding fans? It's alright, we still have little bunting!" Duan Zhixing took out a lot of bunting from the package, and handed them to Lan Danque.

Lan Danque had a sullen face, holding two pieces that read, "He came from the Demon Sect, and is now admitted to the palace. Yesterday was a street rat, today's roadside tiger." Wan Shuangyou rushed over and gave him a slap: "You play a lot every day!" The bunting started to wave, and he shouted "Come on, you are the best" in a perfunctory manner.

Although there is a cute and lovely contrast with that cold and handsome appearance, Mei Qianxiao just wanted to break him into pieces with one palm.

Are you here to cheer, or to gloat? ?