The Return of the Demon

Damn it! ! !

Ning Chen was stunned, his eyes bulging like toads.

Did he urinate in front of the civil and military officials, the imperial guards, and the imperial guards, or in front of the gate of Yangxin Hall?

This, this...let me die, Ning Chen wailed in his heart.

Putting aside the crime of disrespect, the key point is that everyone saw him flash his gun... and died on the spot.

I can't live, I can't live!

"You, you are kidding me, right?"

Ning Chen asked with a glimmer of hope, although he knew that Yudie had never lied to him.

The three women looked at him without speaking.

Ning Chen's heart sank little by little.

He shrank into the quilt and was too embarrassed to see anyone!

"Zisu, do you still have the poison that seals the throat when it sees blood? Give me a pack."

The three women looked at each other and looked at him helplessly.

At this moment, Pan Yucheng and others arrived.

"Are you awake?"

Zisu nodded slightly, "Just woke up!"

Ning Chen opened a crack in the quilt and peeked at Pan Yucheng and others.

Feng Qizheng chuckled and said, "Ning Chen, that's okay... peeing in front of the Yangxin Hall is really, really..."

Chen Chong took over and said, "Unprecedented and unprecedented!"

"Yes, yes, that's it...how confident do you have to be to pee in public?"

Ning Chen hid under the quilt and said in a low voice: "Stop talking, let me die... I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!

From today onwards, all visitors are welcome behind closed doors...if anyone comes to visit, just say I'm not here. "

Pan Yucheng coughed and said, "I think you should visit the historian."

Ning Chen's muffled voice came from the quilt, "Why should I visit the historian?"

"Because of this kind of thing, the historian will definitely record it in the history books."

Everyone in Ningchen was dumbfounded.

Then won’t his dark history be forever washed away? No, it should be impossible to cleanse for thousands of years.

Ning Chen poked his head out from under the quilt, "Old Pan, prepare a big gift, I'm going to visit the historian!"

Pan Yucheng nodded.

Ning Chen got up, washed up, ate something, and prepared to visit the historian... Such a shameful thing must not be recorded in the history books.

But before Ning Chen could go out, Gu Yichun came to report, "Your Majesty, Prime Minister Zuo wants to see you!"

Ning Chen's lips twitched, "If you don't see me, just say I'm not here."

Gu Yichun hesitated for a moment and said, "The Prime Minister Zuo said he knew you were at home."

"He knows nothing. How can he control my whereabouts? Tell me, just say I'm not here...everyone will say I'm not here."

"yes!"

As soon as Gu Yichun finished speaking, he heard a loud voice from outside: "You brat, are you missing me even though I'm here?"

Ning Chen was startled, it was Old General Chen's voice.

Today, there are only two people who dare to break into his palace without permission, one is Emperor Xuan and the other is Old General Chen.

Ning Chen smiled bitterly and hurried out to greet him.

"Why is the old general here? I also said I would visit you in the afternoon?"

Old General Chen was kind to him. Ning Chen had always respected this old general who had served in the military all his life, and visiting him was not an empty talk.

"I just came out of the palace and stopped by to see you...You have a lot of time to do. Your Majesty is almost annoyed to death by those gossips!"

Ning Chen asked curiously: "What are those experts doing?"

"You still have the nerve to ask?"

Ning Chen was startled and immediately understood, "Is it because I showed off my gun in front of the palace yesterday?"

Old General Chen nodded, "It's not that... you have behaved disrespectfully in front of the emperor. This is extremely disrespectful. Those officials finally caught the opportunity, how can they not join in with you?"

Ning Chen covered his face silently.

"It's cold outside, please come inside."

Old General Chen was not the only one who came in, Li Hanru also followed.

After entering, everyone sat down.

Old General Chen looked at Ning Chen, "You kid really doesn't stop for a moment. It's hard to come out without making any noise, isn't it?"

Ning Chen smiled bitterly, "Didn't I drink too much?"

Old General Chen said: "You drank too much, but you have embarrassed His Majesty... Those officials who have not passed their prime years are impeaching you.

There are also historians who make His Majesty very angry. "

Ning Chen's mouth twitched, these experts are so idle... Even if the emperor avoids drunkards, who hasn't made a fool of himself after drinking too much?

"What's wrong, Historian?"

Ning Chen asked curiously. He was about to visit the historian.

Li Hanru said: "The historian has written this matter in the history books and compiled a limerick...The king of Daxuan Town has a six-inch gun hidden in his body. This gun cannot kill the enemy because it is weak and weak. There is a bright light in front of the palace." This gun makes all the officials look like stupid chickens. It is such a small thing and everyone despises it. Only the poor woman pretends to smile. "

Before Li Hanru finished speaking, Ning Chen was so angry that his face turned green.

pocket? Six inches is called a pocket?

Too weak? Isn't this called weakness if I don't rest all night long?

Especially the last few sentences not only made the world laugh at him, but also said that his woman pretended that he was strong because of his identity.

Grass! ! !

Ning Chen was furious.

"Damn Historian, I haven't offended him, have I? Why do you want to smear me like this?"

Li Hanru said: "Normally, with your current status, the historian will naturally keep an eye on you all the time. As long as you make a mistake, it will be magnified infinitely.

Not to mention you, when the late emperor was still alive, he was drunk and favored a palace maid. As a result, the historian wrote that he was an extravagant and lewd king. The former emperor was furious and had the historian beheaded. As a result, another historian added a few more to the extravagant and lewd king. Words like stupid, ruthless, cruel and so on.

That incident lasted for half a year, and more than a dozen historians died. Although the official history erased this incident, the unofficial history was even more exaggerated. "

Ning Chen was dumbfounded, "In other words, my black history can't be washed away?"

Li Hanru nodded, "Your Majesty is dealing with this matter, it may be erased, or it may be glossed over, but the unofficial history may not be... The official history may not be correct, but the unofficial history is definitely unofficial.

Historians are passed down from generation to generation. These people are all wooden-headed, more pedantic than those censors and imperial censors. They are stubborn and not afraid of death at all. It's useless to kill them as many as they want."

Ning Chen suddenly understood why Emperor Wu of Han castrated Sima Qian?

He felt that the most important role of historians was not to record history, but to supervise the emperor and important officials in the court.

Good guy, a small mistake was infinitely magnified, which emperor dared to make a mistake?

"I wanted to visit the historian, but now it seems that I don't need to go. "

Li Hanru smiled and said, "It's okay, we can prove it for you, you are definitely not as the historians recorded... After all, seeing is believing, hearing is not, I was there at the time."

Ning Chen's mouth twitched.

Li Hanru continued, "I plan to write an autobiography, and I will definitely clear the name of the prince at that time."

Ning Chen was depressed and wanted to die.

"Drinking is a hindrance, I want to quit drinking and never drink again!"

Everyone looked at Ning Chen with strange eyes.

They often said this when they were drunk, but it seemed that they never did it.

Ning Chen covered his face, "Let me die, the world is not worth it!"