The Rise of Konoha's Pink Hair

"You...what are you talking about? What do you mean I have kidney deficiency?"

Shuzuo's breathing suddenly stopped, and his face instantly turned red.

As a man, how many men can calmly accept being told that they have kidney deficiency?

What's more, the person who is now saying that he has kidney deficiency is Haruno Sakura!

Although the person in front of him is Haruno Sakura from a parallel time and space, not his wife Uchiha Sakura when she was young, after all, they are both Haruno Sakura. Being told by the other party that he has kidney deficiency makes his uncle's brain involuntarily make up the idea of ​​being raped by his own wife.

The scene where Sakura Uchiha said he had kidney failure!

That feeling shouldn’t be too bad, okay?!

"Don't be so excited. I don't mean to look down on you, and you don't need to feel embarrassed or anything. After all, kidney deficiency is actually quite common..."

For example, Kakashi Hatake is also a patient with kidney deficiency!

Of course, judging from his performance, Kakashi Hatake's symptoms of kidney deficiency were slightly milder than those of his uncle who could use embarrassing tricks such as Uchiha hugging and Uchiha jumping into the river.

After saying this, before Uncle Zuo could refute, Haruno Sakura continued: "The most important thing for us now is to find a way to solve your kidney deficiency problem!"

"I'll say it again, I! Don't! Have! Kidney! Deficiency!"

Uncle Zuo was so angry that he wanted to take off his blindfold and show Haruno Sakura how to explode a sky star with one hand.

How many times does he have to emphasize it before this guy can believe that he is not suffering from kidney deficiency?

By the way, this damn plow is really unreliable. Why would you teleport them to parallel time and space when you have nothing to do? Wouldn’t it be nice to teleport them to the past?

If he was teleported to the past, he would have met his wife, Sakura Uchiha, when she was a child. With her cute and lovable personality when she was a child, she would never do such an annoying thing as slandering him as a patient with kidney deficiency.

of things!

"Okay, okay, you don't have kidney deficiency, you don't have kidney deficiency, okay?!"

Haruno Sakura treated her uncle very insincerely, and then said: "Actually, it is not difficult to solve your kidney deficiency problem. Anyway, you have the Reincarnation Eye, and you don't know how to use the Hungry Ghost Path.

, just use the Hungry Ghost Path to draw some chakra from Kyuubi's body to replenish it!"

Tailed beast chakra is a great tonic. Look at Nagto Nagato. After absorbing some of the Eight-Tails chakra, he went from being skinny and incapable of walking because he had the obedient Konan in his lifetime.

A state of being strong and strong, and moving as fast as the wind.

Needless to say, for people with kidney deficiency like Shuzuo, sucking some Kyuubi's chakra will definitely make him full in an instant.

As for the power of the Hungry Ghost Path, Shuzuo is not incapable of using it.

The other party had used this move during the original battle in the Valley of the End.

"..."

The murderous intention gradually arises*jpg

Regarding Haruno Sakura's extremely perfunctory attitude, Uncle Zuo was so angry that he could almost gnash his teeth until sparks appeared on them.

Sure enough, parallel time and space are always parallel time and space. Although they are both Haruno Sakura, the guy in front of me is obviously not as cute as his wife when she was a child!

"Do you need my chakra?"

The Nine-Tails is very generous. As a tailed beast that has only received the favor of the Six Paths Sage, its chakra capacity is simply not too huge.

There was a lot of chakra, and the purpose of replenishing demons for Shuzo was mainly to deal with Otsutsukiura Shiki who had his own ideas. In this case, Kyuubi would naturally not resist letting Shuzo draw some chakra to replenish his kidneys.

"Tell me, how much do you want? How many cranes?"

"Jihe? What do you mean?"

The words that popped out of Jiuwei's mouth made several people present blink their eyes, feeling confused.

"This is a unit I invented to describe the amount of chakra. 'Crane' refers to that bastard Shukaku. Jihe means you need the amount of chakra equivalent to how many Shukakus?"

Kyuubi explained it to Haruno Sakura and others.

Anyway, Shukaku is the one with the least amount of chakra among the nine tailed beasts. Using him as the unit of chakra amount, Kyuubi thinks it is very appropriate.

As for whether Shukaku will be angry because of this and feel that he has been insulted?

Tsk, what will happen to that bastard with a little belly who looks like a greasy middle-aged man, even if he is angry? Can he still resist the Nine Lamas and make him give up using the 'Crane' as a weapon from now on?

Chakra measurement unit?

If you dare to protest, just backhand and give it a big fight. Believe it or not?!

"Are you being a bit too bullying... um, bullying a beast? After all, Shukaku is also a majestic tailed beast, a natural disaster-level existence in many people's minds, and now you actually use it as a unit of chakra measurement?!

"

The corners of Haruno Sakura's mouth twitched, and a large black line hung down on her forehead.

"I think you should learn from us. We all use Kakashi-sensei as the unit of measurement for chakra. One card represents one...no, it's the amount of chakra of one Kakashi-sensei..."

"With all due respect, your chakra measurement unit is not much better than the Kyuubi's one, right?!"

Uncle Zuo couldn't help but roll his eyes, and in his heart he lit a candle for Hatake Kakashi in this world.

How many sins must I have committed in my previous life to meet a student like Haruno Sakura in this life?

The majestic jounin of Konoha, who has copy ninjas with impressive lists in the entire ninja world, is now reduced to a unit of measurement for chakra in the eyes of his own students?

Poor, really pitiful!

"Ah sneeze——"

Konoha Village, in the Hatake family's mansion, he was standing in front of the bookshelf in his bedroom, preparing to choose a book of "Intimate Paradise" to study. Suddenly, his nose felt itchy, and he couldn't control his mouth.

Sneezed several times.

"You have a cold? It doesn't look like it!"

Rubbing the tip of his nose without any congestion with his fingers, Kakashi Hatake muttered something in a low voice. Since he was really confused, he could only give up thinking and put on a pure look on his face.

With a smile on her face, she held a copy of "Intimate Paradise" and leaned against the bed, ready to immerse herself in the ocean of knowledge.

However……

"Kakashi, come and have a hearty and passionate duel with me!"

As soon as the book was opened, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the bedroom window. A figure, with a posture like a gecko, pressed tightly against the window glass, and looked at the half-lying figure through the window glass.

On the bed, in his hand was a copy of Kakashi Hatake of Intimate Paradise that he had not yet had time to open.

Well, this is a gecko with a green body, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a tooth that is so white that it even reflects light!