The Rise of the European Emperor

Li Dongyang, who was so frightened that he threw away his fishing rod, stood up abruptly, came to the gazebo, took Marin's hand and asked anxiously:

"Which great sage's masterpiece is this?" Apparently, Li Dongyang didn't believe that a ghost like Marin could make such a brilliant masterpiece. So, just take it as where he heard it from.

In fact, Li Dongyang guessed right, how could Marin have such a skill? Let alone Ma Lin, in later generations, although Ma Lin was a liberal arts student, his teacher never taught him how to compose poetry. Unlike the Ming Dynasty, they not only taught how to compose poems, but also taught any pairings.

It can be said that the Ming Dynasty randomly recruited a scholar who was a middle school Chinese teacher whose ability to compose poems had surpassed that of later generations. Even most literature professors are scumbags in front of them.

Don't look at the history professors pointing out the country in "Lectures of Hundred Schools", all kinds of contempt for education issues in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. But in fact, in terms of the level of poetry and lyrics, most modern literature professors were not even considered scum in the Ming Dynasty. Because, in current literature education, there is no teaching to write poems and fill in lyrics. Even if there are poets, most of them are learning the European kind of love poetry... Oh no, it should be called lyric poetry, which is the kind of "ahhhhhh" at every turn, a bit like fluff, and like a certain point of a small h novel plot , so it is also called a love poem...

There will always be people in later generations who say that China is a desert of poetry, but they don't think about it. Chinese people are inherently reserved, so how can there be a market for European-style one-love poems? Only in the 1980s, when the whole society was suffering from a literary youth disease, and all worshiped foreigners, did love poems become very popular. When the Chinese returned to rationality and stopped treating foreigners as gods, the decline of Western poetry was almost inevitable. Of course, there are also very powerful Western poems, such as talented poets such as Xu Zhimo and Hai Zi, who have written some classics. But how many Western poetry classics are there? In the final analysis, it is still unacceptable...

Moreover, the free form of Western poetry seems simple, but it is difficult. Unlike traditional poetry, which has a certain format and rules, it is easy to compose poetry. Even, in ancient times, writing lyrics was also called filling in lyrics, which is to fill in words according to the format of the name of the lyrics. Therefore, in ancient times, even a scholar could recite two lines of poems. But in modern times, even university professors may not be able to compose a poem...

Therefore, under the literary education model of later generations, although Ma Lin was a bachelor of arts, he couldn't even write doggerel.

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At first, Marin planned to hesitate and pretend to be a great poet. But the enthusiastic Li Dongyang suddenly started to discuss literature, and it was ancient literature...

Marin couldn't answer the words, and immediately came to his senses, he didn't dare to pretend to be a poet anymore:

"Ge Lao, this poem is indeed not written by me, but by my teacher... Master ancestor..."

Marin originally planned to push it on the head of his legendary teacher Einstein, but, thinking of the national pride of the Ming Dynasty people, Marin finally planned to make up a master for himself...

"Master Ge, there is an ascetic teacher named Einstein who likes to travel around the world... When my teacher was young, he traveled to the southern Guang area of ​​Ming Dynasty, and met my master Yimei... Ah, no, It's Daoist Chongxu..." Marin originally planned to fabricate Lin Zhengying's version of "One-Browed Daoist". However, "Taoist with One Eyebrow" is a one-word eyebrow, and the characteristics are too obvious. Ma Lin was afraid that the Ming court would send someone to investigate. After all, the one-character eyebrows are too obvious, and he is a Taoist priest, so it is easy to check.

So, in the end, Marin changed the Taoist name of the non-existent master to Daoist Chongxu...

Well, that's right, it is the head of Wudang in "Swordsman"...

Originally, Ma Lin wanted to say that it belonged to Wang Chongyang, but Wang Chongyang was a real historical figure, and he was from the Song Dynasty. His disciple Qiu Chuji is also real, and even the "Dragon Knight" Yin Zhiping is a real person, and he is an ancient person... So, in the end, Marin let the Daoist Chongxu in "Swordsman" come and run This trick...

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"My master Daoist Chongxu is also a wandering Taoist priest who likes to travel around the world. Under his influence, my teacher also fell in love with traveling around the world, until he met me and accepted me as a disciple..."

"According to the teacher,

My ancestor, Daoist Chongxu, was a very talented man of God. Not only was he highly skilled in martial arts, he was able to fight ten of them, and he could also recite poems and compose lyrics. This "Fishing alone on the Autumn River" is the pinnacle of his work! It is said that this is the end of autumn with his old man and his family teacher... When I crossed the Pearl River, I saw an old man fishing on the river, and I felt it..." Marin started the flicker mode.

After fooling around for a while, Marin asked Dürer to take out the painting just now, and asked Li Dongyang to inscribe the poem just now on it. After all, Li Dongyang is also a great calligrapher, and asking him to write an inscription will definitely increase the value of this painting... Who would let Da Mingfu be a leader in the literary world at the same time? Leaders of later generations who write certain characters like dogs crawling dare to write inscriptions, let alone masters of this kind of calligraphy...

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After seeing Dürer's very realistic paintings, Li Dongyang was also very interested. After all, in ancient times, calligraphy and painting were not divided into families. Many ancient literati were good at painting. Even if he is not good at painting, he likes to inscribe poems on paintings. For example, the "Inscribed Fishing Picture on the Autumn River Alone" copied by Ma Lin is a poem written by Wang Shizhen, a great poet in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, for a friend's painting. Moreover, many painters at that time also liked to invite literary giants to write poems. Especially for those lesser-known painters, after asking writers to write poems, the value of the paintings also increased sharply...

After all, Li Dongyang is not a painter, and he doesn't know much about Western painting. Therefore, I didn't discuss painting too much with Marin. Of course, writing and painting this kind of western painting is still a rare thing in Ming Dynasty. Therefore, after writing the poem, Li Dongyang looked at the painting with some reluctance. It's not that I like the painting, but I like the poem more.

Marin was here to bribe, so naturally he would not lose face. Therefore, Ma Lin proposed to give this painting to Li Dongyang.

Li Dongyang quickly declined, expressing his unwillingness to win someone's love. Marin waved his hand and ordered:

"Dürer, draw another picture!"

Then, "painting coolie" Dürer quickly drew the same painting. Then, Ma Lin asked Li Dongyang to write a poem and leave his name again, saying that the previous one would be given to Ge Lao. This one, I want to be the treasure of the town...

This move immediately made Li Dongyang smile. After all, he is a calligrapher, and he also likes his calligraphy to be treated as a treasure, especially if it is a high standard like "Zhen Guo Zhi Treasure"...

Then, naturally, the host and guest enjoy themselves. And Marin also achieved his goal. Because, Li Dongyang clearly promised to help speak...

In this way, it was originally a salty matter like bribery, but Marin changed it to an elegant way of playing, which made everyone happy...

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Next, Marin visited other members of the cabinet. First, of course it was Yang Tinghe...

Li Dongyang will retire in two years, and at that time, the auxiliary committee of the Ming Dynasty will be replaced by Yang Tinghe. Moreover, this guy will always be an assistant until Jiajing was forced to leave because of the "great etiquette" dispute.

Yang Tinghe is an upright person, upright and upright, and an upright official. But Marin also has a way. He asked Dürer to draw a picture of a bamboo forest, added some rocks, and then copied Zheng Banqiao's "Bamboo Stone"

"Keep firmly on Qingshan and don't let go,

Rooted in broken rock;

Thousands of blows are still strong,

Ren Er east, west, north, south wind. "

Then, the upright official Yang Tinghe was ko...

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next...

Cao Yuan seems to be more involved with Liu Jin, and he is about to be unlucky, and Liu Yuan seems to be retiring soon. Therefore, Marin directly approached Liang Chu, who was also an assistant later, and first asked Dürer to draw a picture of "Autumn Leaves", and then presented Gong Zizhen's "Luohong is not a ruthless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers" "Liang Chu was ko...

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With just one move, Marin KO'd several bigwigs in the Ming cabinet...

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