The Rise of the European Emperor
The first thousand three hundred and twenty-two chapters sell cigarettes before the battle
In the next few days, the combined forces of the princes of the Eight Kingdoms continued to attack the city day and night, trying to overtire the soldiers of the Beihai Kingdom. However, they didn't know that the soldiers of Beihai Kingdom were much more energetic than them after taking a reasonable rest. If it hadn't been for the reinforcements to attack the opponent before and after, it is possible that the Beihai Kingdom's army would have fought back aggressively.
Of course, it is not easy for the Beihai Army to counterattack. After all, there were several tunnels dug outside the camp. It is difficult for the enemy to attack, and it is difficult for oneself to attack.
But if reinforcements arrive, Marin can go out if he wants - just blow up the dirt wall and fill in the tunnel...
However, if you do this, it will be difficult to go back. Therefore, it is necessary to wait for reinforcements to arrive before doing so. Then, one sentence wipes out the opponent. Otherwise, it's not that you can't win by attacking now, but that you may let the opponent go.
Gradually, the eight princes also felt that something was wrong. Because, they have used the tactic of exhausting the enemy for 8 days, but although the opponent looks sleepy (in fact, it is pretending), they are still full of energy. This is so abnormal...
Charles, Earl of Geldon, was very puzzled and could not understand. However, he suddenly thought of a poisonous plan...
On the morning of the ninth day, Charles, Earl of Geldon, and several princes, escorted by a group of human shield knights, came to the outside of the camp to talk to Marin.
"What's the matter with me? I don't have time to care about you guys, I have to hurry up and make up my mind!" Marin also put on full body plate armor, cigarettes in his mouth, and shouted sullenly at the top of the city.
"We want to know how you can still fight when you are tired. It stands to reason that it has been more than 8 days. Are you not sleeping?" Count Charles asked loudly.
"We..." Marin grinned and said:
"When you're sleepy, stab yourself with a knife, and you'll wake up immediately. Have you read the allusions about 'head hanging beams, cones stabbing shares'? I know you haven't, you are illiterate..."
Charlie, Earl of Geldon, was stunned when he heard it - "Head hangs beams, cones thorns"? What the hell? Masochism? He also said that I have no culture... I crossed your circles...
I can't blame him for this. He didn't study in Huaxia, so he certainly wouldn't know this allusion. Marin scolded him for being illiterate, and was really happy with him...
Seeing the stunned look of Count Charlie, Marin was really happy...
"a ha ha ha--"
Count Charlie was instantly angry, and he took out his prepared remarks, intending to make a wave of black horses on the spot:
"Stab yourself with a knife, and 'head overhanging the beam and piercing the spine'. At first glance, it is the devil's way. Marin Hoffman, you said to yourself-are you the devil's spokesman? Otherwise, how could these devil's methods be used? ?"
Count Charlie's voice was so loud that he almost tried his best to shout. So many people have heard this rhetoric...
Marin also became serious at this time, and he realized that the other party wanted to throw dirty water on his head...
This is the Christian world, not ancient China. In ancient China, Confucianism paid attention to "Zibuyu, strange power and chaos". Even if he is called a devil, it is just a derogatory term.
And in Europe that believes in Christianity, being called the devil is terrible. Bruno, for example, was burnt to death as a "heretic". And the devil, the extreme of the "heresy", is definitely the target to be burned to death.
This Charles, Earl of Geldon, slandered himself as a devil in public, obviously wanting to die...
...
After hearing the words of Count Charles, the two Duke Henrys who had been scolded so badly suddenly lit up and shouted together:
"Yes, Marin is the devil!"
"Devil, burn him!"
Hearing the words "burn him", Malin's face flashed with anger first. But soon, he laughed:
"Hahaha, the two Henry adults, calling you Sabie really didn't wrong you!"
"What do you mean?" Henry, Duke of Brunswick-Wolfenbüttel, was furious.
"What do you mean?" Marin sneered and continued:
"I have been to the Lateran Basilica of the Holy See, standing in front of His Majesty the Pope and all the high-ranking archbishops, and was named a 'Holy Spirit Warrior' by the Holy See.
If I were the devil, would I still not be present in front of the Pope and the cardinals? The Holy See thinks I'm a noble 'Holy Spirit Warrior'. Are you Count Charles a P? Dare to slander me casually as a devil? Do you think that the great Holy See is the devil's spokesman? I think you, Count Charlie, are the devil, aren't you? "
The crowd at the bottom of the city suddenly became agitated, and many officers and soldiers of the Allied Forces of the Eight Kingdoms Princes who had believed the words of Count Charles also looked at Count Charles suspiciously. After all, Marin is indeed a "Holy Spirit Warrior" certified by the Holy See...
Charlie, Earl of Geldon, doesn't look good. If he doesn't refute, he will be detained in the dung pot...
So, he gritted his teeth and said:
"You said you're not a devil, then, you haven't slept for 8 days, you can't stop stabbing yourself to bleed yourself, and you're still alive and kicking, this is clearly the devil's method! It is said that the devil likes to sacrifice blood to the evil god! "
Malin also froze immediately, and secretly screamed badly...
Indeed, before, in order to tease his opponent, he deliberately pretended to stab himself. But after stabbing myself for 8 days, it is indeed a bit evil... It seems that I have to change my rhetoric...
...
In what words? Marlin was a little confused. Then, the cigarette in his hand was burnt, and Marin's fingers were burned...
"Ouch!" Marin hurriedly threw away the burnt cigarette. However, his eyes soon lit up - he had an idea...
Then, Marin confidently took out the carton again, pulled out a cigarette, and asked his subordinates to light it with a torch. After taking a good sip, Marin blew a smoke ring, and said with a look of disgust:
"You bastard, you are really stupid. I said to bleed myself, do you really believe it? Look, do I have a stab wound on my arm?" Look below the enemy.
After that, Marin raised his right hand holding the cigarette and said:
"Bumper, do you know what this is?"
Where did Count Charles know about cigarettes, of course he didn't know. So he simply remained silent.
Marin proudly said:
"If you don't believe me, let me tell you, it's called tobacco, and it comes from the far east (Marin can't say it's America, because he's afraid that America will be missed), I just brought it back. This stuff is very good after smoking it. It's cool, and the spirit becomes high. So, even if you idiots have been arguing with me for seven or eight days, and I can't sleep well, as long as I take a few mouthfuls, I will immediately feel refreshed!"
Marin suddenly turned into a tobacco salesman, promoting his tobacco. He thought about it, he sent people to grow tobacco, and it would always be sold. Exactly, following this opportunity, he sold tobacco to the enemy in front of the battle...
"You say so? I don't believe it!" cried Count Charles.
"Don't believe me? I can give you a taste!" Then, Marin beckoned and asked his subordinates to bring over a box of stock that he brought.
Then, Marin threw a dozen well-packaged packs of cigarettes down the city. Then, he also demonstrated to the people in the city, how to open the cigarette case, how to light it to smoke... Moreover, he also performed a little trick of blowing smoke rings in public...
After the performance, Marin also shouted loudly:
"If you are short of cigarettes in the future, ask me to buy them! Please look for it - Beihai Guo's 'Old Dao' brand cigarettes!"
In this way, the battlefield where the atmosphere was chilling was turned into a nondescript cigarette market by Marin...()
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