The Rise of the European Emperor

As the saying goes, "A middle-aged couple kisses, and nightmares can last for a few nights." Although Queen Anne is only 36 years old, she looks much older because she does not have advanced maintenance methods for later generations.

Moreover, similar to Mao Mei in later generations - Queen Anne began to gain weight after she was 30 years old and became a fat aunt... Among them, the two chefs provided by Marin contributed. They made high-calorie food for the king and his wife all day long. Although they didn't feed fat Louis XII, they fed Queen Anne fat over the years...

Facing an obese middle-aged aunt, what kind of experience is it to work diligently and "hard work"? Anyway, Louis XII not only suffered physical damage, but also suffered 100,000 critical damage in his heart, doing one damage once...

But Louis XII has no choice. If he is like the Huaxia Emperor, he can take concubines and work hard on delicate girls. However, Europe does not allow divorce. Moreover, European inheritance law only recognizes children born in wedlock. The illegitimate son who lives with Xiaoqing is not qualified to inherit the throne.

Therefore, no matter how uncomfortable Louis XII is, he can only work hard on Anne's "aunt" alone. Also, if he and Anne divorced, it wouldn't work if he took another young girl. Because Anne is the legitimate heir of the vast Duchy of Brittany. Not a child born to Queen Anne, is not eligible to inherit the Duchy of Brittany. In order to ensure the integrity and unity of France, Louis XII could only choose to make little people with the fat Queen Anne...

"Your Majesty, work hard! Just eight generations (this sentence is a spoof)!" Queen Anne pouted a fat face and cheered Louis XII above.

However, she was fine if she didn't speak. As soon as she spoke, Louis XII noticed her fat face and wanted to vomit. However, for the prince, Louis XII had to fight hard. At the same time, close your eyes and meditate in your heart—she is a beautiful girl! She is a beautiful girl...

Then, Louis XII's mind came to the appearance of Queen Anne when she was young...

At that time, Queen Anne was only 18 years old and was still Queen of Charles VIII. And Louis XII was the uncle of Charles VIII and often went to the court. At that time, he was still a bachelor and drooled at Queen Anne, his niece... After the death of Charles VIII, Louis XII resolutely took over his niece and abandoned his disabled fiancee...

However, time has changed, and the beautiful niece in the past has now become a fat aunt, and she is still like a wolf like a tiger...

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However, Louis XII has already been so hard, and Marin is not going to let him go...

In order to enhance the effect, Marin suggested that Edward - send someone to contact the Emperor Maximilian I, let him send an envoy to Paris, and once again for his grandson Charles (the future Charles V), the only surviving eldest daughter of Louis XII. Princess Lauder proposes marriage.

Of course, the marriage proposal is not the point. The point is - Marin asked the emissary to deliberately reveal the Habsburg family's intention to seize the French throne. Moreover, it is also ironic that Louis XII could not give birth to a boy...

In fact, a few years ago, Maximilian I had planned to marry his eldest grandson, Charles, and Princess Claude. At the time, Louis XII even had this intention. However, it was rejected by the great nobles in France. They never wanted the king of the kingdom of France to be a vulgar German...

Later, the French nobles jointly elected Francois, a side branch of the Valois royal family, as the fiance of Princess Claude and the crown prince of France. Provided, of course, that Louis XII will never have a boy...

One can imagine how angry Louis XII would be when the messenger of Maximilian I openly despised Louis XII for not being able to give birth to a boy. Then, how desperately will he make a villain... In this way, it will definitely speed up the death of Louis XII...

However, Marin didn't dare to do it himself. If the French find out that they have killed their second king (the first being Charles VIII, who had been ambushed and defeated by Marin), they will have to concentrate their entire national effort to fight Marin.

So, this time, Marin just came up with ideas. However, the specific operation was sent by Edward to contact Maximilian I. Anyway, England and France are separated by the English Channel. Even if the French are angry, they can't do anything about England across the sea...

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Although Edward knew he was being used by Marin, he was happy with it. Because it was in his own interest. Louis XII caused him a lot of trouble after he ascended the throne. Even, almost sent a large army to England. Edward, who had long resented Louis XII, naturally hoped that Louis XII would die soon. Moreover, the way Marin ordered Louis XII to die was just too much for his taste. Die on a woman's belly! That way, even if Louis XII died, he would be the laughing stock of all Europe. Even the Kingdom of France will be embarrassed. And for an English king who hated France, nothing could be more wonderful!

Of course, if you think that Marlin is just that, then you are too naive...

As the most outstanding yin ratio of this era in Europe, Marin's yin tricks are wave after wave. In order to kill Louis XII, Marin was also going to secretly instruct the fat brother who had mixed into the French court as the royal chef to give Louis XII some "tiger and wolf medicine" to help him to speed up the collapse of Louis XII's body...

Louis XII is 51 years old, and in this era, it is already an age where he may die at any time. At Marin's age, it's okay to use some drugs to boost the fun, but at Louis XII's age, the body can't bear it if he uses too much...

Marin wrote a secret letter and sent to Paris. Its content is - to add drugs to enhance Louis XII's food, but it can't be a tonic...

As men age, kidney function declines. If it was to nourish Louis XII's kidneys, it would be cheaper for him. Therefore, instead of thinking about nourishing the kidneys for Louis XII, Marin planned to use drugs to stimulate him to do more of that thing in order to achieve the purpose of overdrafting his body.

Among them, in Europe, there is a very traditional booster - the Spanish fly...

The Spanish fly, scientifically called cantharidin, secretes a toxin called cantharidin. This toxin can stimulate men's necks...

This thing seems to be able to make men "glorious", but in fact, later scientific research has shown that this is just an adverse reaction after cantharidin poisoning, which is not beneficial to the human body, but harmful... After all, cantharidin is a A toxin, not a tonic...

What Marin wanted was to harm Louis XII's health. His order was - let the fat brother mix a little Spanish fly powder into the dinner every day when he was cooking. In this way, after Louis XII eats it, he will definitely "show his greatness", and then "deeply communicate" with Queen Anne...

Chances are, Louis XII will be satisfied at first. However, Spanish flies are poisonous after all. Eating a little every day, with time and age, it is difficult for Louis XII not to die.

Moreover, Spanish flies are not considered poisons in Europe in this era. Even, many old nobles like to use a little bit to "revive their glory". Even if the fat brothers are found to have added this stuff to their food, I am afraid they will not be blamed, but will think that the two of them will be human and flattering...

At the same time, Marin also sent people to Spain to find alchemists who were good at making the drug Spanish fly, a kind of boosting drug, in order to find a variety with the most negative effects. Then, give it to the Fat Brothers for Louis XII to use. After all, this is for the king. If the negative effect is too obvious, it will definitely not be used again. And if the negative effect is not obvious, but the effect of boosting the fun is obvious, then Louis XII may use it happily, running wildly on the road to death...

Of course, Marin wouldn't tell Edward about these means. After all, it was too dark. Speaking out, it will only make people fear and beware. Moreover, if it spreads to the French, the French will have to find a way to kill Marin...