The Rise of the European Emperor

Edward returned to England in fear, and after performing the "triumph ceremony" in a pretentious manner, he was nervously guarding against possible damage by the French. After all, the French had plotted revolts against Tudor remnants before. If it weren't for a coincidence, maybe the Wales area is still making trouble now.

But he didn't know that Louis XII, who also held a "triumph ceremony" after returning to Paris, didn't care about England. At the moment, he and Queen Anne are busy making little people.

As the saying goes, "A kiss between a middle-aged couple can make a nightmare last for several nights." Louis XII himself is an old man, and Queen Anne is also a 37-year-old middle-aged woman. There is no hyaluronic acid these days. Queen Anne has already had a lot of wrinkles on her face, and she has also gained weight. Therefore, Louis XII completely held back his disgust and made a villain with Queen Anne.

Similarly, Queen Anne was not impressed by the weak old man Louis XII. 37 years old is the age of a tiger and a wolf, but her husband is a 52-year-old soft-footed old man. Therefore, both sides endured each other's disgust and tried their best to make villains.

After a few times, while drinking with Earl Duert and John Lafite, Louis XII privately said helplessly:

"The queen's attractiveness is getting worse and worse. When I see the queen, I can't even arouse my interest now. It is very difficult to complete the process of creating a human being. Dear friends, is there a way to solve it? I am not a reckless monarch. But, France really needs a male heir!"

Several confidant ministers immediately understood that the subtext of Louis XII was—you guys, quickly find me some medicine to cheer me up!

So they split up to find the alchemists who were good at concocting the drug. But John Lafite was very straightforward. He directly and secretly sent a message to Marin for help.

Ma Lin also simply called Liu En, the imperial physician brought back from the Ming Dynasty, and asked him to help him find a way. As the court physician of the Ming Dynasty, Liu En was also involved in this. After all, the emperor in Huaxia has so many concubines, and it is normal for the emperor to use some drugs to cheer him up when he is old. These imperial physicians more or less mastered several such secret recipes in order to win appreciation.

After listening to Marin's intentions, Liu En thought about it and said:

"These medicines can be prepared by me, and there are more than one kind. After all, my lord brought back enough medicinal materials from Ming Dynasty. But, my lord, you are only in your thirties, and you often practice martial arts, so you shouldn't need it... ..." After finishing speaking, Liu En looked at Marin with strange eyes. That look seems to be saying - this guy looks strong, but he is useless...

Marin blushed immediately, knowing that Liu En had misunderstood him. So he explained:

"This is not what I want. It's... well, it's what the women's branch in Las Vegas needs. Many customers in their 50s and 60s don't lift their hands. So, I need some lifting drugs, okay Let the guests enjoy themselves…”

Marin didn't dare to say that it was prepared for Louis XII.

If the news leaked out, it would be fatal. Therefore, he had an idea and changed the object to a female prostitute in Las Vegas...

"Fifty or sixty years old..." Liu En stroked his goatee, frowned and said:

"Grand Duke, at such an advanced age, you still use those medicines for tigers and wolves. It's easy to get wind of it..."

"I just want to get wind right away..." Marin said with his eyes shining. But thinking of Louis XII's special status, he can't eat it once. So, he changed his tone and said:

"It can't be too obvious. It's best to eat it for a period of time before you get wind. Before that, it's best to have an obvious effect..."

Liu En was a little suspicious, and Marin also saw it, so he explained indiscriminately:

"I defeated the princes of the eight countries last year and captured a large number of nobles from the enemy countries. Some of them are very dishonest now. However, I cannot publicly execute them... You know, European rules do not allow the killing of nobles, so..."

Liu En immediately understood and said:

"Understood, Grand Duke, I will give you a medicine that suits your needs. This medicine is called 'Fangshilong', and it was used for Weiyang students of the 'Qinglou Xiaobawang' in the capital. However, this medicine is too violent. Overbearing, later, Wei Yangsheng got wind and died immediately at a young age. The old minister was fortunate to participate in this matter when he was young because of curiosity, and got this formula... The effect of the second formula is powerful and immediate, and it can be said that nothing will fail... Moreover, at that time, there was no harm to the body, and it could even make people feel refreshed. However, if you insist on using it for a few months, your body will be hollowed out unconsciously..."

When Marin heard it, he felt something was wrong—how does this look like a combination of Viagra and caffeine...

But whatever, he only wants the effect. So, he made a direct decision and said:

"Okay, that's it, it's this 'Fanshilong'!"

"His main medicines are goat weed and deer antler..." Liu En began to introduce.

Marin interrupted impatiently:

"Needless to say, I don't use this, I just want the effect! However, try to add more licorice. This way, the taste will be better."

"Obey!"

...

After the medicine was prepared, Marin secretly sent spies to secretly send it to Paris. After all, this kind of medicine is not a letter, and it cannot be transported by carrier pigeons, it can only be delivered by someone.

When John Lafite entered the palace with a few flavors of "Romance", Earl Duert and several other courtiers of the French king had already brought various pleasure-enhancing drugs found from alchemists to Louis XII. Even Duerte's medicine was used by Louis XII yesterday.

However, Louis XII sat on the throne rubbing his waist with a bitter face, and said:

"Mr. Duerte, I tried your medicine last night. The effect was not bad at the time, but afterwards, my back hurt and I was depressed..."

Duerte immediately bent over and said:

"Damn it, Your Majesty, please take care of yourself!"

Seeing that the medicine offered by Earl Duert didn't seem to be very effective, several other favorites saw the opportunity and rushed forward one after another, asking Louis XII to use the medicine he found...

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Please use the medicine of the minister, the medicine of the minister is from the master alchemist Norton..."

"Your Majesty still uses my medicine, which is said to be prepared by Master Pushit using Spanish flies as the main medicine..."

...

John Lafite held the medicine and stood behind, not competing with others. Because, the few present were basically earls, and there was also a duke. He is a viscount, and he can't be presumptuous in front of several dukes and earls.

It wasn't until a few days later that Louis XII was suffering terribly from the medicines of several other people, that he happily took out the medicine and dedicated it to Louis XII:

"Your Majesty, let's try the medicine of the minister. The medicine of the minister is formulated by a hermit master, and it is said that it is not poisonous. After the treatment, I feel refreshed. I have tried it for the past few days, and the effect is very good!"

Then, in front of Louis XII, he cooked the medicine with a briquette stove popularized by Beihai State, set up a casserole. After the medicine was cooked, in order to reassure Louis XII, he personally drank a large bowl...

Not long after, John Lafite blushed and said to Louis XII:

"Your Majesty, I can't hold back anymore, please give me a court lady..."

Then, under the weird eyes of Louis XII and a group of favorites, John Lafite entered a lounge with a strong maid bestowed by Louis XII...

Half an hour later, John Lafite came out with a refreshed face, while the robust maid hadn't come out for a long time...

"The effect is so good?"

John Laffey nodded:

"Well! Whoever uses it will know!"

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