The Rise of the European Emperor

At the beginning, Marin planned to make the most classic orc color-green. After all, the image of the green-skinned orc is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Because of his sketching skills, Marin easily drew the outline of the orc, and asked the mask master to make a corresponding mask leather case.

But the problem followed - there was no synthetic cheap dye in this era, and the green dye was too expensive!

Marin and his men tried to make a green-skinned orc mask and dye a soldier's whole body green, which cost as much as one gold coin. The most embarrassing thing is that these green skins have to be replaced frequently. After all, human skin sweats, tends to fade the dye, and then needs to be replenished…

If there are thousands of people, it will cost thousands of gold coins for one make-up, which is really not worthwhile. Therefore, Marin could only reluctantly give up the most classic image of the green-skinned orc and change to the image of the brown-skinned orc in Draenor.

Brown-skinned orcs look the same as green-skinned orcs, except for their skin color. And brown skin is easy to do, just smear some mud and soy sauce, and you can get brown skin.

At present, the soybean production in the New York colony is very high, so there is no shortage of soybean soy sauce, which has become an important seasoning for cooking in Beihai. Marin got yellow mud, mixed it with soy sauce, stirred it evenly, and spread it on the warrior as a model. The orc mask and so on were also soaked in soy sauce and turned brown. Then, after putting on the mask, a standard Draenor orc was born...

Looking at the appearance of this strong soldier named Tucker after makeup, Marin was very satisfied. Because, it was very much like the brown-skinned orc in his memory. However, he always felt that something was missing...

"Come on, Tucker, continue!" Marin threw a pure wooden "Bloodhowl" battle ax to Tucker. Then, he ordered someone to fetch a watermelon grown in a greenhouse, and said to Tucker:

"Jump and split this watermelon, then roar!"

Tucker did, jumping up and chopping Gorehowl on top of the watermelon. Although it is made of wood, the watermelon is more brittle, so it was split in half.

"Why do I feel that Tucker lacks momentum?" Marin muttered.

Then, he ordered Tucker again:

"Tuck, come, shout with me—orcs will never be slaves!"

"Orcs will never be slaves!" Tucker shouted.

However, Marin couldn't hear the momentum, only felt that Tucker was reciting aloud...

"Why do I always feel that this Tucker lacks domineering and murderous aura?"

At this time, Kahn, who was eating watermelon beside him, interjected:

"Taker is just a recruit and has never participated in a battle. How can there be domineering and murderous aura? Didn't you say that murderous aura is cultivated after the actual killing?"

"Huh?" Marin turned around and saw Kahn, the "melon eater", eating a watermelon that was split in half by Tucker.

Suddenly, Marin's eyes lit up...

"You, stand up and take two steps!" Marin ordered Kahn.

Kahn looked dazed, holding the watermelon in his hand, stood up and took two blind steps.

"Well, with a strong back and waist, stronger than Tucker... It seems that he is more suitable to play Laohou..."

Thinking of this, Marin ordered:

"Come here, put on makeup for Earl Kahn, and follow Tucker's makeup!"

Then, Kahn was pushed on the chair with a dazed expression, accepting the torment of the makeup artist. Half an hour later, an "orc" stronger than Tucker appeared...

"Tuck,

Give 'Bloodhowl' to Kahn! "Marin ordered. Obviously, the male protagonist Tucker was replaced...

Tucker was just a strong recruit from the North Sea country, so he dared to say no, so he offered "Blood Howl" both hands very respectfully, and handed it to Kahn.

Kahn weighed Chunmu's "Blood Roar" and curled his lips:

“The portions are too light!”

This guy started weightlifting with a 300-jin boulder at the age of eighteen, and this fake version of the wooden "Blood Howl" naturally seemed light in Kahn's hands.

Marin was so angry that he gave him a headache:

"Acting! Do you understand acting? You have to pretend that it is a heavy weapon!"

"Okay, I'll try my best!" Kahn said aggrievedly. Then, close your eyes and imagine how "heavy" this light wooden ax is in your hand...

Marin asked someone to bring a new watermelon and asked Kahn to jump and chop. Kahn suddenly opened his eyes, jumped over, and struck down with an axe. As a result... the ax broke, and the table on which the watermelon was placed collapsed...

At this time, Marin didn't care about the watermelon that fell to the ground, but let Kahn shout that line...

"Orcs will never be slaves!" Kahn shouted loudly, his voice was full of domineering and murderous aura, matched with his ferocious orc attire, he was majestic and mighty.

"Unless food and housing are included!" Marin almost blurted out.

Kahn's acting is too similar, he really killed people, and the watermelon was smashed and his head was smashed. Therefore, Kahn does not lack domineering and murderous aura at all. Therefore, for a while, even Marin had the illusion that Kahn was the number one hunk of Warcraft—Grom Hellscream.

"Great, the hero is finally confirmed!" Marin clapped his hands excitedly. And then, poor Karn, he's off to play the Warchief of the Orc Warsong Clan again...

Naturally, Grom Hellscream can't be the only one in the Warsong clan, so Marin needs to choose some extras for Kahn. But after picking and choosing, Marin found that the reckless men who looked like "Spike Commandos" were the best match for this animal.

The Spike Commando itself is composed of a group of macho men, and their direct boss is also Kahn himself. Each of these guys is unbelievably strong, walking like flying in full-body plate armor, and smashing wildly with a mace, very similar to orcs. Moreover, each of them has a tough body shape, much like an orc.

Then, 100 Spike commandos were put on orc masks, covered with soy sauce and yellow mud, and transformed into 100 strong "Warsong Orcs".

Director Marin Mada ordered:

"Kane, bring them to shout slogans!"

Kahn said helplessly:

"Okay, boss!"

Then, he raised "Blood Howl" and took the lead in shouting:

"!"

The 100 "Warsong Orcs" also responded one after another:

"Ogar!"

"!"

"Ogar!"

...

In this way, after shouting hundreds of times, Kahn couldn't help complaining:

"Boss, just these two lines? How silly, can you have two more lines!" Kahn felt that as the leading actor, he couldn't just repeat two lines.

Marin touched his chin and said:

"Well, you're right, it can't be just these two lines... I think about it, there seems to be something like 'strength and glory', 'blood and thunder'. However, those are all translated into Chinese, I There is no ready-made orc language to learn from..." Marin was a little distressed...

However, after seeing Gan Fushuizi holding Nobunaga and watching the excitement, Marin came up with an idea:

"Well, let me add a few lines for you!"

"What line?" Kahn wondered.

"Learn from me—Ba Ga!"

"Baga!" Kahn foolishly led a group of younger brothers and shouted.

"Die, die!" Marin taught again.

"Die, die!" Kahn and his men continued to shout.

"The cuff!" Marin said in a strange way...

But unexpectedly, Kahn and a group of "orc warriors" under his command shouted together foolishly:

"Touch cuff!" That's called a full-fledged...

Marin laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up...

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