The Rise of the European Emperor

Marin looked at the drama soldiers flying upside down, and nodded with satisfaction:

"Well, that's right, you have the triple success of the La Masia diving team! Who is that, Busque, right? Don't open your eyes secretly! You've been beaten to death now, don't move!"

Hearing Director Ma Linma speak, the soldier immediately closed his eyes, not daring to peek any more. At this time, the assistant director Kohler asked:

"Your Majesty, what will happen after the fight? Orcs take the opportunity to attack the city?"

Marin nodded:

"Of course we have to take the opportunity to attack the city! However, we can arrange for the musketeers at the top of the city to fire empty guns, the ones without bullets. Then, arrange for Kahn to pretend to be shot, and the orcs will retreat completely... You see, the chief is injured, and the orcs It makes sense to retreat, right?" Marin had already perfected the idea.

Kohler used a pen to record the "script" temporarily compiled by Marin, and asked again:

"Then how to deal with these 'corpses' on the ground? If the French go out of the city to check after the battle, they will be exposed..."

"Probably not..." Marin was a little uncertain.

"Join and meet Lengtouqing?"

"In this case...well...well, let the orcs take all these corpses away by the way when they retreat!" Marin thought for a while.

"Take it away? What do you mean? Why did the orcs take away those infantry corpses?" Kohler was a little confused.

Marin rolled his eyes and said:

"Of course I carry it back to eat!"

"Eat?" Kohler shook his hand in fright, and the quill fell off.

"Nonsense, the character design I arranged for the orcs is barbaric. Is it strange for barbarians to eat people? Besides, the French will not find any evidence if the 'corpse' is taken away. How dare he go to the orc camp to investigate? "Marin said unhappily.

Kohler picked up the quill, thought about it, and asked again:

"How do you convince the Frenchman that the orcs are really eating people? It's not shocking enough to carry them back to 'eat'..."

Marin thought for a while, is it really necessary to make a dead body and roast it for the French on the top of the city? It's not right, it's really roasting people, Marin himself feels horrible when he thinks about it. Finally, he thought about it and made a decision——

"How about this, you send the largest African gorilla in the Aurich Zoo to America. Before the fight, order someone to kill that gorilla, peel off its skin, and cut off its head. The largest orangutan reaches a height of 1 More than 7 meters, very human-like."

"When the time comes, let Kahn and the others cut that skinless and headless gorilla into a 'big' shape and roast it on the grill in front of the enemy line, so that the city can see it and scare the French representative." , Marin also gestured the word "big". After all, it was a Chinese character, and Kohler didn't understand it.

The African gorillas at Marioli's new zoo were bought from the Portuguese, who in turn bought them from the Kingdom of Congo. Of course, these gorillas were still young when they were bought, and now they are grown up and are very strong. Peel off the skin, remove the head, and hang it on a stand. If you look at it from a distance, you really think it is a person.

At this time, Kohler suddenly stopped writing and asked in embarrassment:

"Then...does Kahn want to act like eating gorilla meat?" Kahn is Kohler's older brother after all, and Kohler always feels weird when his brother eats humanoid gorilla meat.

On the side, Kahn, who heard the conversation between the two, jumped up in fright:

"If you beat me to death, I will not eat orangutan meat. I am a human, not a beast! Seeing a humanoid gorilla,

I can't speak! "

Naturally, Marin also knew that the gorilla was the "big cousin" of human beings, and he would not really force his cronies to eat the gorilla. So he waved his hand and said:

"Of course you won't be allowed to eat a gorilla. What I mean is that you set up your camp not far from the city wall, and roast a gorilla only where you can see it from the top of the city. After roasting, carry it into the house Where to throw it. Then, you use deer legs and wolf legs instead, pretending to be human arms and legs. Of course, first use a knife to repair human arms and legs, and cut off the hooves. After the gorilla is carried in, you hug This kind of fake arms and legs come out to show the people on the top of the city..."

That said, Kahn felt better. Marin snorted coldly—huh, it’s rare to see more strange, if you know the Lingnan people in my big food empire in the future, I will show you the orangutan monkeys... Let the monkey brain understand...

Next, Marin directed the scene where Kahn was shot...

"Are you 2? Why did you lie down as soon as the gun was fired?" Seeing Kahn's clumsy performance of lying down and pretending to be dead when he heard the gunshot, Marin became angry.

Kahn's face is full of innocence:

"Boss, I've never been shot before, I don't know how to act..."

Marin stroked his forehead and said:

"Okay, learn it!"

After speaking, Marin snatched the ax from Kahn's hand and pretended to be his own Grom. He roared and rushed to the "city wall". At this time, Kohler performed ventriloquism cooperatively:

"boom--"

Marin, who was still charging, suddenly stopped, as if he had been electrocuted. Then, Marin lowered his head and seemed to see his own gunshot wound...

At this time, Marin pinched a bag of tomato juice with his left hand at an extremely fast speed, and bright red "blood" flowed down. Then, Marin did not fall down immediately, but leaned on the ground with "Blood Roar", half kneeling on the ground with a painful expression. However, he still stubbornly shouted:

"!"

After tossing for a while, I slowly fell down...

At this time, Kohler took the lead in applauding, and Kahn, Cage and others also looked at Marin in admiration and applauded together. As for the other tricks, seeing that the bosses applauded, they also applauded together.

Cage was more flexible than Kahn, and he was full of admiration and said:

"Your Majesty is His Majesty, and he perfectly interprets the image of a heroic and unyielding king. I think that's what a real hero should do after being shot!" Obviously, this guy was flattering.

Marin rolled his eyes and said to himself——where are we going? Have you read "The Actor's Self-cultivation"? I haven't read it either... But, I've seen a lot of movies where the heroes are played like this. Only the ones who played tricks would lie down when they heard the gunshots, without even struggling, and they were directly hit to death...

But the fact is that after the bullet hits the human body, the blood flows out or flows into the chest cavity, and the blood flow is almost gone before the person dies. It's a pity that the group performers in our anti-war drama were all killed by a single shot. Only the unlucky guy who gets hit on the head (that is, gets shot in the head) will die immediately...

Next, "Orgrim" and "Drotan" supported the shot "Grom Hellscream" and led all the orcs to retreat.

According to the plot, this group of people should have rushed to "Grom" nervously and shouted—"Great Chief, what's wrong with you?"

But Marin didn't know how to say "Great Chief" in the orc language. He only knew how to say it in Chinese and English, but the French in English would understand it. Therefore, Marin can only edit on the spot:

"Learn from me—Boss, what's wrong?" The latter sentence is spoken in Chinese, with a northeast accent...

"Boss, what's the matter?" Cage and Cilic shouted together in a Northeast accent. Of course, it wasn't up to standard. Marin helped correct it a few times before it looked like that.

Of course, none of this matters. The important thing is, as long as the French watching the battle on the top of the city believe it. Therefore, I really forgot the lines, and Marin allowed them to say "1234567", but they couldn't shout too loudly for the French on the top of the city to hear. Moreover, the expression must be serious, no laughing is allowed...

...

At this time, in the Aurich Zoo, on the Orangutan Mountain, the strongest gorilla "King Kong" who just defeated all the male gorillas and became the orangutan king, who is fighting with the female orangutan, does not know that he will be sent to the America peeled and roasted...so, now it's his last happy hour at the zoo...

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