The Rise of the European Emperor

The fat brothers brought too much caviar. At the beginning, they were in Italy, under the guidance of the royal chef father, they marinated several large jars of caviar, which was enough for the king and his wife to eat for two or three months. .

For example, this time, two fat "Tony" brought up a tray of caviar. Although a large plate was given to the king and his wife, there were still many leftovers.

It's a pity that King Louis XII and Queen Anne have eaten, but there is still a lot on the tray. Moreover, the caviar on the plate in front of the two has not been eaten up.

What depressed Louis XII and Queen Anne was that the fat brothers said that there are still many dishes to come. Such as pan-fried steak, bacon pizza, and pasta...

Needless to say, those who dare to get in front of the king and queen are all fine foods. However, the two of them couldn't eat any more. Therefore, Louis XII waved his hand regretfully and said:

"I'll make it at noon tomorrow, I really can't eat it today..."

On the side, Queen Anne, who was rubbing her stomach carefully, also nodded.

Only then did Louis XII realize that Count Duarte, who said he was going to eat rice, hadn't eaten yet...

Looking at the eye-catching Count Duarte, Louis XII waved his hand—

"Make some food for An Bo. As for this caviar, it seems to be a lot. Give An Bo the rest in the tray..."

In fact, Earl Duarte was already starving, and seeing the king and queen eating so deliciously, he quietly wiped his saliva several times. After hearing Louis XII's words, Count Duarte immediately exaggeratedly showed a look of gratitude and choked:

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward!"

Then, King Louis XII, who had a bulging belly, and Queen Anne, who was also bulging, went to the bedroom to rest. And Earl Duarte, a little late in a hurry, also left the palace.

In the middle of the night, Louis XII, who had eaten a large plate of truffles, suddenly came to the sex, and wanted to discuss with the queen the great cause of man-making. However, the two's stomachs are too full, not suitable for human creation. Otherwise, face-to-face, it's stomach to stomach...

But it is undeniable that eating truffles does have the function of "adding fun". Louis XII was overjoyed and ordered the next day - truffles every day...

Louis XII is already middle-aged at 43 years old, and in the 21st century, 43 years old may be very young. But in Europe in the 16th century, 43 years old was a middle-aged and elderly person who could die at any time.

When people get older, they will be a little weak and lack of sexuality. At least, in the face of Queen Anne, Louis XII has some sexual deficiencies. And truffles can add to the fun, making Louis XII overjoyed. Because this made him see the hope of having a son.

But what Louis XII didn't know was that the chef who made him truffles put contraceptive pills in the truffles...

Therefore, although Louis XII often ate truffles and ate the queen later, he did not see the queen pregnant. And he found a lover, but soon became pregnant. Therefore, he thought that the queen was in poor health and could not get pregnant, but he did not know that someone had given birth control pills.

The method of using contraceptives is too hidden. It's harmless to men, and it's not even contraceptive. The Fat Brothers boldly deliberately "stealed" a slice or two after making truffles to reassure those supervisors. Faced with this situation, who can understand?

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Just as the Fat Brothers were giving Queen Anne the contraceptive pill to their heart's content, the cook, who was sent by the Earl of Duarte to Anna, Queen Edward's Queen of York, was also giving Anna the same contraceptive pill to his heart's content.

Moreover, in order to prevent Anna from liking the food of other cooks, the shrewd Earl Duarte also sent a spy to learn how to cook when he sent someone into the palace to learn cooking with the fat brothers.

When the spy cook has learned how to cook, Earl Duarte intends to replace another cook who only knows how to cook the dark French cuisine of this era (only a little better than England), and let the spy cook who has mastered the new delicacy continue. Give Anna the birth control pill...

Poor Anna didn't know that she was tricked by her father...

island of ireland,

Anna continued to eat French dark dishes, which were slightly better than English dark dishes. And Anna's husband, Edward of the York family, according to the advice given by Marin through the North Sea Chamber of Commerce, successfully sent troops to occupy the Earl of Ormond, and captured Thomas Butler, Earl of Ormond, and his daughter them.

Thomas Butler had no sons, only daughters. His second daughter, Margaret Butler, was married to Sir William Boleyn.

This Sir William Boleyn may not be famous, but his granddaughter Anne Boleyn is famous. Because Anne Boleyn was the second queen of Henry VIII and the mother of Queen Elizabeth I...

In this military operation, the army of Maurice, Earl of Desmond, provoked the southwestern border of Ormond County as promised, and it really attracted most of the army of Ormond County.

Edward's army then marched in and captured Kilkenny, the capital of the Earl of Ormond. Attacking Kilkenny is very simple, because Edward pulled heavy artillery.

The Earl of Ormond is in the interior of the island of Ireland, and Thomas Butler, Earl of Ormond is a 78-year-old man, and it is difficult to handle government affairs. Therefore, the Earl of Ormond was completely defenseless against Edward's army.

After all, the English army had fought against Edward's army before. According to the thoughts of the people of the Counties of Ormond, Edward should have suffered serious losses at this time and should rest at home. How could he be in a hurry to attack others at this time?

As a result, the Earl of Ormond had little defense against Edward attacking them. Moreover, the city gate of Kilkenny has not been replaced with iron gates or covered with iron sheets.

So Edward's army pulled out heavy artillery, blasted it hard, blasted a big hole, and stuffed a powder keg into it. Then, it's all over...

When he learned that Edward had captured Kilkenny, Maurice, Earl of Desmond, immediately persuaded and annexed more than 2,000 soldiers and horses of the Earl of Ormond, who were facing off against the army of the Earl of Desmond. , occupied the southern half of the Earl of Ormond.

And Edward led his troops all the way to the west, all the way to the banks of the Shannon River, and obtained the passage to the Atlantic Ocean...

After that, the people from the Beihai Chamber of Commerce immediately took the seized boats and went to sea to contact the ships of the Beihai Chamber of Commerce who had been wandering on the sea to prepare for the transportation of grain. Once the food delivery is successful, Edward's food shortage dilemma will be solved immediately...

In fact, Edward's food shortage plight has been alleviated to a certain extent since he laid down the Earl of Ormond. After all, the Earl of Ormond also has food. Although the agriculture of the Earl of Ormond is not as developed as the direct territory of the British king near Dublin to the east, it is still on a certain scale. Moreover, the local animal husbandry is developed, and many sheep are raised. Relying on its vassal relationship with England, the Earl of Ormond also introduced a large number of English semi-fine wool sheep, which is also a wool producing area. In addition, there are also a large number of meat-based indigenous Irish sheep breeds that can be used as food.

However, if Edward plundered the local people's grain and livestock as food, it would inevitably lead to fierce resistance. Therefore, receiving the food from the Beihai Chamber of Commerce is the safest way to solve the shortage of food, and it will not cause chaos.

As for what price to pay? Edward had thought about it for a long time-continue to assign territory to "Edison", the chairman of the North Sea Chamber of Commerce. In addition, Earl Ormond had 30,000 semi-fine wool sheep of the English breed, and Edward decided to put 10,000 of them as a "down payment" for the value of the grain. As for titles and fiefs, they can only be fulfilled after he seizes the English throne... But in any case, Edward's immediate difficulties have finally passed...

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