The Rise of the European Emperor

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While Marin was busy using Erguotou to make money all over Europe, a conspiracy was unfolding in Dublin, Ireland...

As for what conspiracy? Of course it was a conspiracy by the French to kick Edward's balls...

After the talks in Nantes, Louis XII arranged for Emmett, an egg kicker who was found from the people, to take a speedboat acquired by the French, avoid the British patrol boat at night, and land on the island of Ireland. Then, under the cover of French soldiers, all the way into Dublin City smoothly.

Don't look at Edward now sitting on an army of tens of thousands, with the strength to challenge Henry VII. But in fact, most of the army under Edward's command were French mercenaries. Moreover, these so-called French "mercenaries" were actually French regulars sent by Louis XII. As long as Louis XII ordered them, they would all fight for French interests.

Therefore, Emmett was able to reach Dublin smoothly after landing on the island of Ireland, and even sneaked into Edward's temporary palace. Because, along the way, the levels and gates that Emmet passed through were all guarded by French soldiers...

In fact, Edward also felt wrong about this. Therefore, Edward now relies more on the two or three thousand German mercenaries that Marin brought him, and let the German mercenaries guard him as a praetorian.

However, in the temporary palace, all the servants around Anna were French. Moreover, most of them are French spies. And all this, Anna herself does not know.

Edward planned to replace all the French servants around Anna after landing in England to avoid risks. But he didn't know that the French were going to attack him now...

After all, Edward believes that before taking England, the French still need to use themselves and won't hurt themselves easily. However, he did not expect that the French would get a master kicker to kick his balls...

With the help of Anna's servants, Emmett changed into servants' clothes and easily sneaked into the temporary palace in Dublin from the back door of the kitchen. Then, Emmett began to wait for the opportunity...

Edward is usually very cautious. In order to ensure his own safety, he usually takes a few tall and strong German mercenary guards around. It seemed extremely difficult to kick Edward's egg under the eyes of those stubborn men. Therefore, Emmet can only continue to wait for the opportunity while pretending to be a servant...

Finally, Emmet discovered a phenomenon-that is, when Edward was squatting on the tuba, the German mercenaries were not around.

Of course, this refers to when Edward was squatting on a tuba in the backyard. Because the front yard is more heavily guarded, Emmett's past is more exposed. The toilet in the backyard, near the wall behind the temporary palace, is relatively remote. More than ten meters in front of the toilet, there is a small door. When Edward was in the backyard, he was used to coming here in a tuba, while a few German mercenary bodyguards were waiting outside the door more than ten meters away...

But there is also a problem, that is, on the high wall in the backyard, there are usually three guards standing there. Therefore, although the bodyguards are not close to the toilet, the three guards who have been on duty for a long time on the wall can command a commanding view and have a panoramic view of the situation around the toilet. That's why those German bodyguards didn't have to follow up...

Edward trusted the German mercenary bodyguards too much. Even if he stayed at Anna's place for the night, the bodyguards would stay not far from the door.

Moreover, the French conspiracy Anna does not know. Therefore, Emmett wanted to kick Edward's egg, but she couldn't do it in front of Anna. Otherwise, Anna herself might jump out to stop it.

In desperation, a group of French spies could only choose to do it in the toilet in the backyard...

As for the three guards on the wall, the French spies thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a way - use the opportunity to eat, transfer them for a while...

However, those soldiers spent at most ten or twenty minutes eating, so how could they "kick the eggs" before they came back.

This requires Edward to happen to go to the toilet while the guards go to eat...

In the end, the French spies came up with a solution - put laxatives in Edward's food. In this way, Edward will go to the toilet frequently. At this time, the spy gate will take the opportunity to open the guards on the city head, and Emmet will have the opportunity to kick the egg...

As for how Amy hurts to escape? Behind the spy door and the toilet, a ladder was hidden and placed upside down. Once he's done kicking the eggs, Emmett erects the ladder and climbs up the city wall, then lifts the ladder up and puts it on the other side to complete the action of going down the city wall. Then, outside the wall, arrange someone to respond...

On this day, everyone is ready and finally planning to start...

Emmett hid in a wooden frame at the back of this Edward-only toilet early in the morning, waiting for Edward to arrive. And Edward was given a laxative by the French cook when he was having breakfast...

At the same time, a French officer also greeted the three guards on the backyard wall to go to the cafeteria for breakfast... Everything is going on in an orderly manner...

Edward really came to the toilet, and several German bodyguards didn't want to smell the stench, and knowing that there were guards on the backyard wall, they didn't follow.

In normal times, Edward might have noticed that there were no guards on the top of the wall. However, he is in a hurry now, so he hurried to the toilet...

Hearing someone coming, Emmet quickly took a peek and found that it was Edward. After confirming that there was no one on the wall, Emmet decisively took off the wooden frame covering her head and walked towards Edward. While Edward was still unfastening his trousers, he started the "Foshan Kicks" that he had been practicing for a long time... , a beautiful kick, a leather shoe with an iron head, precisely kicked the part above Edward's balls, which is the position of the vas deferens...

"Ah—" Edward let out a miserable howl. At the same time, because of a stomach upset, the excrement was pulled up to the pants at once under the condition of a sudden blow...

Hearing Edward's miserable howl, several German bodyguards immediately pushed open the door to check the situation. When they saw Emmett, these people immediately rushed through the door...

Emmett saw that it was not good, so he immediately erected the wooden ladder and climbed up like a monkey. In the process of climbing up, Emmett turned his head and shouted in London English:

"Traitor, I will come to kill you! Long live His Majesty Henry!"

In fact, he practiced this sentence many times, and was specially trained by French spies to say it, in order to throw the pot to Henry VII. Although Emmett is not smart, she can still learn by speaking only a word of English in a London accent.

After speaking, he quickly climbed up the wall, took the ladder away, put it on the other side, and climbed down...

After climbing down the wall, Emmett pulled out the wooden ladder and fled in the predetermined direction. There, someone will pick him up...

Hearing the movement here, the guards from other parts of the wall hurried over to reinforce, but when they came, Emmett had already pulled out the wooden ladder and ran into an alley...

If it were in another city, Emmett would definitely not be able to escape the entire search, and it would be hard to avoid it. However, now in Dublin, most of the army is French. Under the cover of French officers, Emmett hid in the French barracks...

Therefore, in the next full search, the soldiers in charge of the search failed to find Emmet. Because, the German mercenaries who were searching, they would never have thought that Emmett would hide in the French army barracks...

And the unfortunate Edward, with pain and diarrhea, naturally sought the help of a doctor...

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