The Rise of the Third Reich

Comrade Curtis LeMay, a great internationalist fighter, an old friend of the Soviet people and the Chinese people, and a loyal member of the American Bolshevik Party, has been feeling a little unhappy these days.

Well, being a prisoner means you should be unhappy.

However, there are other reasons for Comrade Li Mei's unhappiness. First of all, it is because of the evil Nazi demon Irma Glazer. The Russian translator was just her part-time job. Her job was as a concentration camp nurse, but she was definitely not an angel in white, but a very vicious nurse.

Glazer first conducted a series of interviews with Comrade LeMay in the Mosul concentration camp in Iraq, and later in the Nuremberg concentration camp in Germany (because it was necessary to organize prisoners to visit and study, the Mosul concentration camp was moved to Nuremberg in early July). persecution.

"Comrade Li Mei, because you are too obese and have been smoking for a long time, you suffer from high blood pressure, hyperlipidemia and hyperglycemia. For humanitarian considerations and the requirements of the Geneva Treaty, we must provide you with treatment." At the Nuremberg Concentration Camp In an infirmary, the female devil nurse was seriously reading Dr. Mendel's diagnosis to the American colonel, who had long since lost weight due to hunger.

"The treatment method is to control your diet and increase exercise." The female nurse said, "So you can't eat meat, butter, milk, sugar, or smoke. You can only eat vegetables, multigrain bread, and a small amount of eggs... I also want to move bricks and exercise. I wish you a speedy recovery and a long life.”

Li Mei snorted, took the nonsensical diagnostic report, turned around and left the infirmary. He knew that the Nazi female devil was persecuting him because he had been fighting against the leaders in the concentration camp, and he also gave gifts to the Soviet prisoners of war who were almost collapsing. Cheer up. That's why he went hungry every day and had to build a house with bricks and no one was allowed to smoke. Moreover, he even lost the package from the Red Cross. So far, he has not received any food from the United States.

However, Comrade Li Mei knew that his life was in the hands of the Germans, so he would not settle the score with the Nazi witch just for a bite to eat. But he kept this hatred in his mind until the day he died... That was already 2007, and Comrade Li Mei was 101 years old that year.

In addition to starvation and moving bricks, another thing that made Comrade LeMay unhappy was that the Nuremberg concentration camp was getting bigger and bigger. During this time, he was moving bricks every day to expand the concentration camp! The purpose of expanding the concentration camp was to accept more Soviet prisoners of war from the Warsaw front.

Seeing those Soviet comrades with broken spirits, numb expressions, and walking zombies lined up in loose formations and being escorted to the Nuremberg prisoner of war camp by a small number of Nazi soldiers, Comrade LeMay couldn't help but worry for Stalin.

The last thing that made Comrade LeMay very angry was that the Nazis always organized prisoners of war to visit cities, factories and villages near Nuremberg every now and then. What else is there to say about Germany’s cities, factories, and villages? They are all neat, beautiful and well-ordered. Although they are not as grand and wealthy as the United States, they are definitely richer than the Soviet Union ruled by the Bolsheviks... This is clearly the psychological warfare of the Germans! It is to use facts to prove that German national socialism is superior to Soviet communism!

Li Mei was thinking wildly while walking, and unknowingly arrived at the concentration camp's playground. This is where prisoners of war relax and listen to the radio every day. Sometimes the concentration camp will organize traitors to give speeches here about the 1926 Criminal Code. But to Comrade Li Mei, it sounds like those horrific crimes are not a problem at all. Wouldn't it be better to just spend some money and find a better lawyer? Is it necessary to go all the way to the dark side?

At this time, tens of thousands of people had gathered in the playground, almost all Soviet traitors (from the perspective of Soviet law, they were traitors). Everyone was dejected, looking like they had no love for life but were afraid of death. Comrade Li Mei got angry just looking at it.

Just when Comrade Li Mei was angry, the loudspeaker on the playground suddenly sounded: "Quiet, please be quiet, now the Russian national anthem is playing."

The "Internationale" is about to be played again. Comrade Li Mei now knows that the national anthem of the Soviet Union is the "Internationale", and he can now sing the "Internationale" in Russian.

Soon, a melodious tune came from the tweeter, but it was not the impassioned "Internationale" tune.

Then the voices of male and female choruses came from the loudspeakers: "God bless the Queen! Powerful and noble, your rule brings glory, our glory! Your rule makes enemies fearful and rules the orthodox. God bless the Queen..."

Is this... the wrong song? Comrade Li Mei said to herself: Aren't you Germans very strict? How come you can even play a song by mistake?

There was an uproar in the originally quiet playground. Most of the people captured in Nuremberg were Soviets (meaning they were born or raised in the Soviet Union) and had never heard the national anthem of the Russian Empire. But there are also some elderly military officers or political workers who lived in the Russian Empire.

"Oh my God, this is God Save the Queen!"

"The national anthem of the Russian Empire..."

"Is the Queen coming?"

"Which Queen?"

"It's the evil Olga Nikolayevna Romanova!"

"Oh my god, she's here, what should we do?"

"Of course you want to fight her?"

"Dou? Why?"

"Because she is the leader of the bad guys!"

"But we are not good people now, are we?"

"Yes, we are bad people too...According to Article 58 of the Criminal Code, we are all reactionaries and need to be reformed through labor!"

"So speaking of which, we are all on Her Majesty's side now?"

"According to the provisions of Article 58 of the Criminal Code, we are now Her Majesty's people..."

"Oh, I have been working for the revolution for half my life, and now I am joining forces with Queen Aoli."

What nonsense is this? Are these Russians out of their minds? Hearing the discussions among a group of Soviet prisoners of war nearby, Comrade Li Mei was so surprised that he couldn't even close his mouth.

Amid the melodious tunes of "God Save the Queen" and the discussions of Soviet prisoners of war, the Russian Empress Olga's luxurious carriage was accompanied by a group of people wearing long smocks, cloaks and sheepskin hats, carrying long and long strings on their backs. Escorted by bearded Cossack cavalry with sharp Shashik sabers, arrived at the Nuremberg concentration camp.

Right in front of the carriage, two Cossack knights who were marching side by side each held a flag fluttering in the wind. They were the yellow and black Romanov dynasty flag and the white, blue and red flag of the Russian Empire.

"Your Majesty, I doubt very much that the Bolsheviks will follow us."

In the carriage, sitting side by side with Queen Olga was Baron Wrangel, a ferocious old White Russian general who is now the Queen's Minister of War. However, he obviously did not agree with the Queen's policy towards Soviet prisoners of war, especially political workers and Bolshevik party members among the prisoners of war.

It turns out that Empress Olga did not come to Nuremberg Concentration Camp today to fool all Soviet prisoners of war. After studying the Soviet Union for many years, she had realized the importance of cadres. And she also knows that if she wants to restore the Romanov dynasty on Soviet soil, she cannot rely on the old white men (old Belarusian men) who are following her now. Although these people are loyal enough, most of them are idlers, otherwise they would not have been beaten to pieces by the Red Army more than 20 years ago. In addition, these guys have not returned to China for more than 20 years. They have a blind eye on everything in the country. How can we rely on them to carry out restoration?

So the Queen came to Nuremberg today to treat the Bolshevik Party members and political workers here (all political workers are Party members) to a feast. Unlike the German army who killed political commissars in history, the Germans now still expect these political commissars to betray the revolution.

And Olga also wanted to win over some of the political workers to her side... As long as these people took refuge, at least half of the people in the entire Nuremberg concentration camp would follow her. As long as the Germans support more weapons, we will have a modern army that can really fight.

Moreover, when we invade the Soviet Union in the future, we can also rely on these former Soviet military and political workers and Bolshevik Party members who are familiar with the situation to establish a royalist regime.

Hearing that her most loyal minister was questioning her policy, Queen Olga just smiled lightly: "Minister of War, you are right, there will be no Bolsheviks following us. But there are no Bolsheviks in this prisoner of war camp, there are just Ex-Bolsheviks... now reactionaries!

From a certain perspective, they are the same as the White Russian nobles wandering in Europe. They were once Soviet aristocrats, but now they have lost everything, their honor, wealth, power, and even their loved ones. If they are not willing to be reduced to the lowest level of pariahs, then they must fight and join us in fighting the Bolshevik leaders! "

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"Comrade Thälmann, please take a seat." At the same time that the Russian Empress arrived at the Nuremberg Concentration Camp, Stalin summoned Ernst Thälmann, the general secretary of the German Bolshevik Party.

The German Bolshevik Party had officially "restored" a few days ago. Ernst Thälmann became the general secretary, and also worked with Friedrich Ebert (son of former German President Ebert) and Val T. Ulbricht, Erich Honecker, Albert Norden and others formed the political bureau of the German Bolshevik Party.

When Stalin asked him to sit down, Thalmann quickly and respectfully sat down on a high-backed chair, only daring to sit half of his buttocks, with his hands on his knees, looking obedient and obedient. Obviously, Thalmann learned a lot during the ten years of labor reform.

Stalin nodded with a smile, took a puff of cigarette, and said: "Comrade Thalmann, you and other comrades of the German Bolshevik Party have been wronged over the years. You have been wronged. As the leader of the Soviet Bolshevik Party, I have no objection to this." I am responsible. Now I want to apologize to you and welcome you back to the revolutionary ranks to participate in this great journey of liberating all mankind."