The Rise of the Writers of the Republic of China

(Originally, I wanted to write that Zhou Hexuan would return to the mainland to invest after opening, but I deleted it after I wrote it, because many important people must be involved. It would be too fake if I didn’t write it out, and it would be easy to violate the rules if I wrote it out.)

In 2008, Xia.

Both Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi are college student volunteers. As the opening time of the Olympic Games approaches, they are as tired as dogs these days. After nine o'clock in the evening, they returned to the shared house, took a shower and began to browse Tianya Forum and Peking University BBS.

"Xiaoxi, don't post the water, play World of Warcraft with me for a while." Chen Shuo shouted.

But Du Xiaoxi went to the living room and turned on the TV: "Stop playing, come and watch TV with me. I heard that today's "Qiang Qiang Threesome" invited a mysterious guest."

The sky is big and the earth is big, not as big as his girlfriend, so Chen Shuo can only go to the living room and sit down honestly.

"Qiang Qiang Threesome" was so popular in the past few years that it was widely loved by intellectuals and the middle class. Although the ratings have continued to decline in the past two years, it still has countless die-hard fans. The host Dou Wentao has also become the male god idol in the minds of many college girls who are interested in literature and art.

Du Xiaoxi sat cross-legged on the sofa, half nestled in her boyfriend's arms, chewing snacks like a hamster.

"Tang clang threesome!"

The camera pointed at the host Dou Wentao, and then two old men appeared: "Today we have invited two guests, audience friends should know them all."

Du Xiaoxi put down the potato chips and asked her boyfriend, "Who are these two? They look familiar."

Chen Shuo stared at the TV screen with wide eyes, and muttered, "No... no way, the one on the left seems to be Academician Zhou Weilie! He never appears on TV shows."

Before Du Xiaoxi came back to his senses, Dou Wentao on the TV had already begun to introduce: "The one on my left is the father of China's electronic computer, the father of China's Internet, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a member of the Royal Academy of Sciences, a member of the Royal Society of The prover of Ma's last theorem, Mr. Zhou Weilie."

"Hi everyone!" Zhou Weilie waved towards the camera.

Chen Shuo slapped his thigh fiercely: "Sure enough, it's Academician Zhou. He came to Peking University to give a lecture last time. Unfortunately, I missed it."

Dou Wentao added: "The big names should be introduced at the end, the one on my right, I think all Chinese who have gone to junior high school know, Mr. Zhou Hexuan, a master of culture!"

"Zhou Hexuan?!"

Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi almost jumped up in shock.

Chen Shuo said, "Is he still alive?"

"Should it be more than 100 years old?" Du Xiaoxi asked.

On the TV, Dou Wentao said with a smile: "I received a call in the middle of the night last night, and the director himself called me. I had to fly to Beijing Phoenix Hall to record the program the next day, saying that I had invited two guests. I was so scared at the time. I haven't slept all night, you can see that my eyes are bloodshot now."

Zhou Hexuan asked with a smile, "Is it because my wrists are too big?"

"It's not just a big name, you are a master now," Dou Wentao said, "I grew up reading your books. I remember when I was in junior high school, your texts had more than ten pages, and Mr. Lu Xun's texts had more than ten pages." Good guy, after two texts, a fraction of a Chinese textbook is gone."

"Did you throw up while doing reading comprehension?" Zhou Hexuan laughed.

"That's not true," Dou Wentao said, "Actually, I like your text very much, at least it is easier to recite than Mr. Lu Xun's."

Zhou Hexuan said: "His writing is too awkward."

"Yes, very awkward." Dou Wentao was a little nervous at first, but now he has completely let go, and asked sideways, "How is your relationship with Mr. Lu Xun?"

Zhou Hexuan said: "We met once, I helped him buy a train ticket, and he invited me to eat noodles with fried sauce."

Dou Wentao gossiped: "I remember Mr. Lu Xun wrote an essay saying that he invited you to drink bean juice."

"I didn't drink it, I'm not used to the taste." Zhou Hexuan said.

"It seems that you are from Beijing?" Dou Wentao said.

Zhou Hexuan said: "At that time it was called Zhili, which was between Beijing and Tianjin. Now it seems to be under the jurisdiction of Beijing."

Dou Wentao: "Five rings?"

"Yes, I'm from the suburbs of Beijing, not from the city." Zhou Hexuan said.

Dou Wentao laughed happily: "Mr. Zhou, I suddenly found that you are very humorous. Is this the secret of your longevity? You are 110 years old this year."

"The secret of longevity is not humor, but eating, sleeping, and having fun," Zhou Hexuan joked. "Look at that Hanqing, who is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. He lived to be 100 years old."

Dou Wentao said: "You are still in good health, and you speak clearly. You look like a 70-year-old man. Did you come to Beijing to watch the Olympics this time?"

"While you're still alive, let's take a look around and visit the parish by the way." Zhou Hexuan said.

"Diocese?" Dou Wentao didn't understand.

Zhou Weilie suddenly interjected: "Flying Noodles, my father is the Pope."

Dou Wentao said: "I have never heard of this sect."

Zhou Weilie began to talk about the teachings of the "Flying Noodle Sect", briefly explained a few words, and finally said with a wry smile: "I was also dragged into the sect by my father, and now I am the archbishop of the Beijing Zajiangmian Diocese."

Du Xiaoxi, who was watching TV, exclaimed, "Wow, this FSM Cult is so cool, I want to join too!"

Chen Shuo said cheerfully, "It's quite interesting, I'll ask about it another day."

After chatting for a while, Dou Wentao saw that Zhou Weilie didn't talk much, so he deliberately brought the topic to Zhou Weilie: "Academician Zhou returned to China in the 1950s?"

"In 1956, I received a secret letter from my mentor, Mr. Hua Luogeng, to return to China to participate in the research and development of the first generation of computers." Zhou Weilie said.

Dou Wentao asked: "Did you not be affected during the ten-year movement?"

Zhou Hexuan laughed and said, "Wow, your program is really big, you have to restrain yourself quickly. I also have shares in Phoenix TV, so be careful not to mess it up."

Dou Wentao was taken aback: "Mr. Zhou is a shareholder of Phoenix Satellite TV?"

"Otherwise, why would I agree to your director to record the program?" Zhou Hexuan said.

Dou Wentao stood up and bowed pretendingly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hello boss!"

Zhou Hexuan went along with him: "You little comrade is very spiritual, I will raise your salary later."

"Then I have to make two more bows." Dou Wentao said and stood up again.

Zhou Hexuan raised his hand and said, "Forget it, you only get a small increase if you kowtow to me. After all, I am a black-hearted capitalist."

The two joked around for a while, and Dou Wentao said to Zhou Weilie: "Academician Zhou, let's continue the topic just now. Have you ever been shocked during the exercise?"

Zhou Weilie shook his head and said: "In my unit, my colleagues are either my father's friends, or my father's students, or my father's friends' students, at least they have received my father's favor. ', in the R\u0026D team, I am a 'group pet', and everyone takes good care of me."

"Nonsense," Zhou Hexuan revealed the truth unabashedly, "The reason why you are fine is because you are on the protection list. There are a total of 14 letters of accusation against you, and Duke Zhou handed them all over to me, and they are still in my drawer now." , I know your every move on the mainland!"

Zhou Weilie was surprised and said, "Is there such a thing?"

Dou Wentao suddenly received a warning from the broadcaster, he immediately smiled and said: "Qiang Qiang threesome, see you after the commercial!"

During the advertisement period, Du Xiaoxi immediately rushed back to the computer, called Peking University BBS and posted: "The great writer Zhou Hexuan is still alive, 110 years old, just saw him in "Qiang Qiang Threesome."

Now it's summer vacation, but Peking University's BBS is still very popular, and there are dozens of replies soon.

"What a coincidence, I'm watching too!"

"No way, you're still alive at 110 years old?"

"Mr. Zhou is so naughty, and he can play self-defense."

"Zhou Hexuan and Lu Xun, my boyhood nightmare..."

"Legend of the Galactic Heroes is awesome."

"The Trucker remake of Titanic made me cry."

"What does "Titanic" have to do with Zhou Hexuan?"

"The original author of the novel."

"Damn, is it true or not?"

"I prefer The Little Prince and bought a copy for my son last month."

"I'll go and capture a senior brother alive. Senior brother, what year did you graduate?"

"The 2002 Tsinghua University."

"Kill the Tsinghua dog! This is the territory of Peking University."

"Hehe, my wife is from Peking University. Kid, please call me brother-in-law."

"Wu that Tsinghua dog, dare to snatch my sister from Peking University, die!"

"Wu that Tsinghua dog, dare to snatch my sister from Peking University, die!"

"Wu that Tsinghua dog, dare to snatch my sister from Peking University, die!"

"Wu that Tsinghua dog, dare to snatch my sister from Peking University, die!"

"Wu that Tsinghua dog, dare to snatch my sister from Peking University, die!"

"Hey, you seem to be in a crooked way."

"Mr. Zhou is the old principal of our Peking University. Will he return to Peking University when the semester starts?"

"It is estimated that people will leave Beijing after watching the Olympics."

"possible……"

Du Xiaoxi returned to the sofa with her notebook in her arms, watching "Qiang Qiang Threesome" while posting watermarks.

"Damn, I checked the encyclopedia just now, and the current king of Belgium is Zhou Hexuan's grandson!"

"Cut, I'm ignorant, our old principal is amazing. Have you read Song Hongbing's "Currency War"? There is a paragraph in it that specifically mentions the old principal. When World War II just ended, the old principal cashed in Jasper, Coca-Cola and Royal Pharmaceuticals With a large amount of stocks, he has invested in dozens of Japanese companies in one go, and now he is the behind-the-scenes boss of several major consortiums in Japan."

"Can Song Hongbing's books be trusted? You're not a finance major, are you?"

"I'm in the Chinese Department, and the old principal is what I admire the most."

"What is there to admire about Zhou Hexuan, a lackey of the British, who ran to Hong Kong as a justice of the peace as soon as the country was founded, and came back to find a sense of existence when the country became stronger. What contribution did he make to China during the Anti-Japanese War? What did he do again when the new China was established? What contribution? Now being extolled to the sky, he is actually a shameless literati, and his fart is useless."

"hehe."

"hehe."

"hehe."

"LSSSS, are you kidding me? I don't know about other things. I'm studying communication engineering. China was under international blockade during the special period. A lot of our professional high-end equipment and materials were smuggled from Hong Kong by Mr. Zhou. "

"Don't pay attention to that idiot, he bites like a dog. During the Anti-Japanese War, Mr. Zhou donated dozens of planes at one time. Does this mean he didn't contribute to the Anti-Japanese War?"

"I study history. Mr. Zhou is a Mount Everest in the field of history. Since the 1980s, who can study history in China can bypass him? He is not only the founder of modern Chinese historiography, but also the modern historiography of the world. The originator of the mountain!"

"The same is true for literature majors. The old principal created several literary genres."

"I'm studying quantum physics, and I only know 'Zhou Hexuan's cat'."

"I'm a medical student. Zhou Hexuan won the Nobel Prize in Medicine with others for his discovery of sulfonamide."

"Didn't Zhou Hexuan get the Nobel Prize for Literature? What the hell is the Medicine Prize?"

"I can prove that Zhou Hexuan won the Nobel Prize in Medicine, and I was there at the award ceremony."

"Get out, China was in the midst of the War of Resistance when the award was distributed, and Zhou Hexuan didn't go to accept the award at all."

"Damn it, it's so embarrassing to brag about it."

"Damn it, is Zhou Hexuan Long Aotian? I also recognize his achievements in literature and history. How could he get involved in the fields of physics and medicine, and he even won the Nobel Prize in Medicine?"

""My Motherland" and "On the Songhua River" were also written by him, and the music and lyrics were done together."

"I'm afraid you don't know yet. My buddy is in music. He said that Zhou Hexuan is recognized as the 'father of rock and roll', so he asked if he was awesome! The first rock song in the world was Zhou Hexuan. battle song."

"Father of rock and roll? My wife, come out and see God!"

"Hehe, let me show you a photo, the one in the middle of the first row is Zhou Hexuan."

"What the hell is Tianjin Martial Art Museum?"

"Zhou Hexuan is the deputy curator of the Tianjin Martial Art Museum, an absolute master! He created mixed martial arts together with Bruce Lee, and the two are called the 'Father of Mixed Martial Arts'. Now the UFC mixed martial arts competition is popular in Europe, America and Hong Kong, and the boss behind the scene is Zhou Hexuan In the photo, the person sitting next to Zhou Hexuan is Xue Dian, and anyone who knows how to do this should know it.”

"What you said is nothing new. Zhou Hexuan really knows martial arts. He has competed with the sword fairy Li Jinglin, and he is slightly better. Not only is he good at swordsmanship, but he also has eight-diagram palms. '."

"Dude, you read too much street stall literature..."

"Hey, that's enough of you guys. If you keep teasing like this, big things will happen. Blizzard's major shareholder is 'Dongfang Holdings', and the boss of 'Dongfang Holdings' is Zhou Hexuan's grandson Zhou Bingyao. Whoever dares to talk nonsense, let Zhou Hexuan see it, Beware that "World of Warcraft" is not updated in the mainland!"

"Damn, it's scary. I love you, old principal, you are a good person!"

"Long live Warcraft, long live the principal!"

"Whoever dares to speak ill of the old principal again, I promise not to beat him to death!"

"Actually, the person I admire the most is Mr. Zhou. He is electricity, he is light, and he is the only myth."

"I'm still superstar."

"Speaking of it, you may not believe it. I used to like Chinese class the most, because there were Mr. Zhou's articles in it. When I read the text, Mr. Zhou's wonderful words made me stop dozing off, and the quality of my study improved. Composition If you write well, you can pass the exam.”

"Do you want the blue bottle?"

"..."