The Road to Slaying God

"Ah...cough cough...fat brother, do you still have a booth?"

"Yes, the old place!" The fat boss laughed strangely.

"Oh, you order, I'll take the seat." Zhang Yang ran away, afraid that the fat dog would not be able to spit out ivory.

...

"Do you often eat at this booth?" Xiao Yiran had already ordered food before Zhang Yang's butt was warmed up.

"Not much, I'm poor, where I have extra money to eat here, usually in the school cafeteria."

"No way, just now the fat boss said that the old place, you came here immediately, and you are lying, who are you eating with?" Xiao Yiran suddenly felt a little inexplicable discomfort, and her heart was uncomfortable. Could it be, This dirty guy has a girlfriend?

"No, didn't you say that there are math problems? Hurry up and take them out. Fatty's business is good, and the food may not be served until later. Let's solve the problems first."

"oh."

Xiao Yiran handed the notebook to Zhang Yang, looked suspiciously at Zhang Yang's face, as if she wanted to find out something from Zhang Yang's expression, in fact, she did not know that Zhang Yang did not dare to say that he would have dinner with Du Xue, Because, at first Xiao Yiran asked him if he had anything to do with Du Xue, but he firmly denied it. If he said to have dinner with Du Xue now, he would really be thrown into the Yellow River and couldn't clean it up.

"Is it these?" Zhang Yang opened the notebook, not paying attention to Xiao Yiran at all.

"En." Xiao Yiran withdrew her gaze and nodded, trying her best to restrain the inexplicable discomfort.

"I told you to solve it or I will solve it for you first and then tell you?" Zhang Yang quickly read over a dozen questions on the notebook and asked.

"You do it first." Xiao Yiran handed the bill to Zhang Yang, she was suddenly a little absent-minded, what was she thinking about doing math problems, and she was always thinking about who Zhang Yang would come to this couple booth for dinner with?

"kindness."

Zhang Yang began to immerse himself in solving problems, and soon, Zhang Yang was immersed in the digital world. It seemed that there were only math problems left in this world. The first guard, the smart program, and Lu Fei, Du Xue, and Xiao Yiran were all left behind. .

Xiao Yiran, who was originally absent-minded, looked at Zhang Yang and suddenly lost his mind. The boy with an obscene face suddenly changed into a person he didn't know. Concentrating and becoming sharp-edged, this is a face full of masculine charm, all obscenity and timidity have become insignificant because of this concentration.

There was a hint of intoxication in Xiao Yiran's eyes...

The noise of eating outside seems to have disappeared, and only the "rustling" sound of the pen on the paper can be heard.

Time passed quickly. Although Xiao Yiran's dozen or so questions were all difficult math problems, for Zhang Yang, who could easily solve problems that even the top students of the Harvard Institute of Technology could not solve, these The problem is naturally out of the question.

"Okay, it's done... What are you looking at?" Zhang Yang looked at Xiao Yiran suspiciously.

"Ah...no...didn't see anything..." Xiao Yiran acted as if she had been caught doing something bad, and quickly defended herself, her face flushed.

"Is there any need to be so excited when I don't see anything? I'll go and see if the dishes are ready..."

Zhang Yang pursed his lips, stood up and walked out.

Seeing Zhang Yang walk out from sideways, Xiao Yiran was in a daze for a while, what happened to her? Why did I appear in such a state of being out of my mind?

Could it be that I like him?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiran was startled suddenly, impossible, impossible! Absolutely impossible! He's just a nymphomaniac, he's a voyeur, can't he just do a few math problems? Besides, we've only dated a few times, it's impossible!

It is impossible for me to like him, he even molested me, thinking of the two molestations, Xiao Yiran's face became hot...

"Come on..."

While Xiao Yiran was thinking wildly, Zhang Yang came in with a tray.

"Beauty, why don't you order all the side dishes? Even if you don't like meat, I still want to eat it. I'm still growing."

"Pfft..." Xiao Yiran, who was in a daze, laughed and said, "How old are you, and you still have a body?"

"My mother said that men are thirty-six feet long, and women are eighteen feet long, like me, and there are more than ten years to grow, and you, hehe... Enough is enough..." Zhang Yang's eyes were raised and lowered in Xiao Yiran's eyes. He glanced at his body and said with a strange smile.

"Pervert, dogs can't change eating shit, pretend to be food for me!" Xiao Yiran blushed.

"No!" Zhang Yang flatly refused.

"Ah...cough cough...why?" Xiao Yiran didn't expect Zhang Yang to show no face at all.

"My mother said that a real man should never pretend to be a woman."

Zhang Yang ran out while talking, but he did not take Xiao Yiran's bowl. Xiao Yiran opened her mouth and did not make a sound, and followed behind with a pout, and went out to fill the meal. Facing Zhang Yang's righteous appearance of moving out of her mother, Xiao Yiran Yiran couldn't find a reason to refute.

"Eat, eat, cucumber is for beauty, eat more." After the two sat down, Zhang Yang picked up vegetables for Xiao Yiran.

"Didn't your mother say that men shouldn't take food for women?" Xiao Yiran asked a little depressed.

"without!"

"Why?" Xiao Yiran asked curiously.

"My mother said that if a man finds a wife, he must have a woman pretend to be a meal. This is the dignity of a man. If outsiders see it, the man will have a lot of face."

"What about the side dishes?"

"My mother said that it is a kind of affection for a man to bring food to a woman. When people see it, they will think that they have a good relationship with each other. Moreover, it is a kind of reward and affirmation for women to do housework."

"...Your mother still has a set." Xiao Yiran suddenly wanted to see what kind of mother taught such an astonishing Zhang Yang.

"Of course... um... I don't have any meat to eat, I really don't understand you girls, you grow up so well without eating this or that all day long..." Zhang Yang's chopsticks have carrots on the left and cucumbers on the right, Scanning Xiao Yiran's plump chest with a depressed face.

"...You..." Xiao Yiran thought she was dirty, but when she lowered her head and saw that there was nothing, when she looked up and saw Zhang Yang staring at her chest, she was immediately angry and anxious, but she had no choice but to He stared fiercely into Zhang Yang's eyes.

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ps: ***, the computer has been broken all morning, the display screen cannot be turned on, and the server cannot be turned off. Damn it! I didn’t have time for the computer company to come, but I asked a friend, it was so simple that the domineering wanted to kill, turned on the computer, wiped the memory stick with a white paper, ok!