The Romantic Cultivator

 The Great God Pangu said to Ji Yuan, "Sisi is actually a nice maiden and I think that you deserve to be with her."

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "Yes, she is. We have been through some hells together while inside the Warrior Empyrean Labyrinth."

The Great God Pangu smiled, "I am glad that you agree with me. Do you know why Sisi is here in the Celestial Realm, along with her Sister Feifei?"

Ji Yuan said, "I am not sure."

The Great God Pangu said, "It is because it is extremely difficult for immortals to have any children. Just like it is extremely hard for high level celestial cultivators to have any children. It is thousands of times more difficult for the immortals…"

Then he sighed softly before adding, "When we do have children, they are unable to cultivate in the Nine Heavens and we have to sent them to the Celestial Realm to cultivate. When they have reached the peak of the sacred saint level then we will bring them back to the Nine Heavens to continue their cultivation. Sisi don't have to face the immortal ascension tribulation as she is a half-immortal." 

"Now that you have defeated the Great Demon God and have sent him back to his own immortal realm, Sisi's secret mission to the Celestial Realm has also ended. So, there is no point for her to remain in the Celestial Realm anymore. If she remains in the Celestial Realm, it may stunt the growth of her immortal cultivation."

Ji Yuan quietly said, "I… understand…"

When Shui Xisi has returned to the Nine Heavens, he would lose one more banging partner; he actually had the best banging experience with Shui Xisi and Bai Qianfeng. 

Unfortunately for him, Bai Qianfeng had already departed to the Nine Heavens and soon it would be Shui Xisi's turn.

There was a heartbreak in Ji Yuan's heart when he had thought of Bai Qianfeng whom he had spent thousands of years inside the Dream Trial and it was also due to her that he was able to form his sword domains. Even his immortal scabbard had come from Bai Qianfeng and because she had unleashed her true cultivation realm, she was forced to depart to the Nine Heavens after the end of the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.

Bai Qianfeng had only told Ji Yuan until the very end and had secretly kept it in her heart.

Also, Ji Yuan enjoyed using Bai Qianfeng as his pillow and she emitted a kind of fragrance scent that could solve his insomnia.

Without Bai Qianfeng around, Ji Yuan had a sleep problem. 

The Great God Pangu continued softly, "I had heard that you are a weirdo cultivator but you are also quite a popular one among the masses…"

Ji Yuan frowned to himself when he had heard the Great God Pangu: I am popular but I will be a weirdo cultivator? Impossible! In what way am I a weirdo cultivator?

Anyang giggled to Xiang Li: Yes, he is a weirdo cultivator and he talks too much too…

Ji Yuan: …

If the white bearded man in front of him was not the Great God Pangu himself, Ji Yuan would have protested loudly. 

The Great God Pangu continued, "Although you are not a genius cultivator…"

Ji Yuan almost interrupted: Actually, I am a genius cultivator…

"… and you are also a shameless cultivator…" The Great God Pangu continued to say.

Ji Yuan was horrified: I am a shameless cultivator?! You can't slander my good name! 

The Great God Pangu added, "You also like to act awesome and cool in front of the others…"

Ji Yuan: …

He could not resist his urge to protest any longer, even if he would be beaten to the death by the Great God Pangu. "Actually, this isn't true at all. I am a man of few words and I always plan 10 steps ahead."

Anyang, Xiang Li: …

Anyang muttered weakly: Then why don't you finish what the Great God Pangu has to say first before you plan your ten steps ahead? 

Xiang Li asked with a perplexed look: My Big Brother is a man of few words?

The Great God Pangu laughed heartily when Ji Yuan had interrupted him, "But I must admit that you got guts."

Ji Yuan laughed aloud, "Of course I got the guts. Or else I won't confront the Great Demon God all by myself and defeated him."

"I mean, you got the guts to bang my daughter." The Great God Pangu said.

Ji Yuan began to smile awkwardly, "Erm… I honestly don't know that she is your daughter when I've banged her."

The Great God Pangu stared at Ji Yuan, "So, you have finally admitted that you are the one that had banged my daughter."

Ji Yuan: …

Crap! This is a trick question…

All of a sudden, the Great God Pangu laughed jovially. "Don't be so nervous. Aren't you a gusty cultivator?"

Ji Yuan muttered, "I may be a gutsy cultivator but I don't want to die."

The Great God Pangu said to Ji Yuan, "Other than your beautiful looks, I really don't understand why Sisi and even Feifei will like you but know I finally know."

Ji Yuan muttered, "Actually, other than my beautiful looks, I have plenty of other virtues as well."

He added to himself: Such as my softest part can also be my hardest part as well.

Anyang: …

The Great God Pangu laughed heartily, "That is because you lack the guile and is quite honest with yourself."

Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "Of course I am honest. I am always an honest cultivator that never lies."

Anyang: …

Xiang Li was giggling in Ji Yuan's inner spiritual sea: Yeah! My Big Brother never lies! 

Anyang: …

The Great God Pangu patted Ji Yuan on his shoulder and said, "You are honestly a lecherous cultivator."

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

He immediately protested, "Honestly, I am never a lecherous cultivator. All my maidens can prove for me."

Anyang: …

The Great God Pangu laughed jovially, "You are really a funny chap."

Then he turned solemn as he said to Ji Yuan, "I actually don't like a son-in-law that is always hiding his thoughts inside or pretending to be polite. It is too hypocritical. You are too shameless and yet you are also honest with your lies."

Ji Yuan weakly muttered, "Is this a praise or what?"

The Great God Pangu laughed, "Now it is time to get to the real business."

Ji Yuan asked curiously, "What real business?"

The Great God Pangu asked him, "Have you ever heard of the Nine Abyss Realms?"

Ji Yuan blinked his eyes, "Erm, no? Where is it located?"

The Great God Pangu said, "Below the Celestial Realm! Or rather, below the desolate mists of the Celestial Realm."