The Romantic Cultivator

Ji Yuan naturally had the chance to kiss the Lovely Empress. After all, she was just teasing him and did not believe in his ghost stories about being poisoned by an immortal. Moreover Ji Yuan did not look serious as well.

She knew very well that Ji Yuan and Zhi Jiugong were doing that kind of a thing and Ji Yuan was also so simulated or else he would not be shooting his yang essence on her face when she had suddenly startled him.

When Ji Yuan kissed the Lovely Empress Lu Jiangsu, he was greatly startled as there was a lingering fragrance in her mouth; she was a natural plaything that could simulate the men with lust. But he had not expected that even touching and kissing her were enough to send waves of desires into his heart.

As he kissed her, he was already putting his hands on the side of her bosoms.

He knew that she could feel it but did not stop him so he started to get bolder and he was slowly massaging her bosoms.

But when he was trying to put his hands down under her short skirt, a breathless Lovely Empress started to push him away and she was giggling softly with a lovely flushed countenance, "This is too much. You can't control yourself and I won't be able to control myself."

Ji Yuan gasped breathlessly as well, "What do you propose? You are just too lovely and I can't control myself…"

Not even Ji Yuan was unable to control his urges but Xiang Li and Anyang were gasping with startled shock: The show is over so fast? Is there more?

Xiang Li sobbed: So, no more bang, bang now?

Fairy Anyang muttered: This is indeed disappointing…

The Lovely Empress smiled at Ji Yuan with a playful chuckle, "Why don't I blow for you? Just like my Sister Zhi Jiugong?"

Ji Yuan was delighted and he laughed, "Really? Haha. This would be most excellent…"

The Lovely Empress said with a flushed coquettishly look as she lowered her countenance shyly, "However this is my first time doing it. You mustn't scold me or be impatient with me. Alright?"

Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "How would I be angry with you? The less inexperience the better. Haha…"

Xiang Li and Fairy Anyang had both brightened up and they were giggling softly now in Ji Yuan's soul sea.

JI Yuan laughed to the Lovely Empress, "So shall we begin?"

The Lovely Empress took a weak look at him as she rolled her lovely golden eyes, "You didn't remove your robe or take off your pants yet."

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

"Erm, I am waiting for you to help me…"

The Lovely Empress chuckled, "Do you think that I will fall for your trick? What if you have not removed your soul bond in your belt yet? What if you suddenly ask me what am I doing? That would be so awkward, am I right? What if you have accused me of molesting you instead? Where can I hide my maiden face?"

Ji Yuan nearly fainted from awkwardness when he had heard her; she was really so inexperienced and only an inexperienced maiden would say something like this.

The Lovely Empress looked at him with a weird look, "What are you still waiting for?"

JI Yuan muttered, "I'm waiting for a foreplay…"

"Foreplay?" The Lovely Empress looked at him with a perplexed look.

Ji Yuan muttered with a weak laugh, "Never mind."

He loosened the soul bound in his belt and started to loosen his belt before reaching to pull his pant down; he had thought that it was a bad idea to explain further to the Lovely Empress on what was a foreplay. It would get really complicated the more that he tried to explain it and he may even scare her off. The aim now was to get her to blow for him while she still had the mood.

This was the rule number 1 and 3 of the Gentleman's guide to winning over the affections of a maiden!

Xiang Li who could hear Ji Yuan's thoughts, asked him curiously: How come I didn't know that you have such a gentleman guide?

Fairy Anyang was asking curiously too: I've thought that our lord only knows the Lewd Guide of the Cultivator?

Ji Yuan laughed weakly: I am the gentleman of the sword. Talk to the two of you later. This is more pressing…

The Lovely Empress gasped when she saw Ji Yuan's little brother but she soon composed to giggle softly, "It looks smaller when I saw it earlier. Why?"

Ji Yuan: …

"It will soon be big…"

The Lovely Empress had put her hands on her mouth to gasp softly and there was a playful look in her lovely golden eyes, "It looks like a juicy sausage. One bite and the juices will all come out?"

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

I think I am the one that is being awkward by your innocence instead…

The Lovely Empress was giggling softly as she scrunched and flashed her white teeth, "Ji Yuan, let me bite it. I want to leave a mark below so that you will forever remember me…"

With that she had really bended over to bite Ji Yuan's little brother.

What was more, she had put her hand on Ji Yuan's chest and to suppress him with her profound strength.

In Ji Yuan's position, he was now at a vulnerable position and his profound animus was actually weaker than the Lovely Empress. Therefore he was unable to move from his position!

Ji Yuan was so startled that he was suddenly shouting loudly, "No! No, no! I don't want to play with you anymore! No! No!"

Just as the Lovely Empress was about to leave her mark on Ji Yuan's little brother, they were startled by three powerful animus that had suddenly barged into Ji Yuan's bed chamber.

Looking up, they were surprised to see the Smiling Divine Maiden Chu Lixue, the Dark Mistress Ling Feiyue and the short old man the White Sword Monarch in the bed chamber.

Ling Feiyue and the Smiling Divine Maiden were both gasping, "Ji Yuan, what are you doing?"

The short old man raised his fist furiously, "When have you become such a lecherous cultivator?"

Ji Yuan had a ray of hope in his shimmering golden eyes when he saw them as he said panicky to them, "Thank goodness. I am so glad to see the three of you here…"

Behind the Smiling Divine Maiden, Ling Feiyue and the short old man was the same succubus female guard who was stammering, "I've tried to stop them but…"

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "It is alright. Luckily you have let them in at the right time."

The Smiling Divine Maiden, Ling Feiyue, the short old man: ???

The Lovely Empress had turned away her flustered countenance before saying shyly, "Ji Yuan has been poisoned by a powerful immortal cultivator. The only way to save him is to severe his thing…"

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

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Author Note:

1. This is Ji Yuan's most perilous battle in this chapter!