The Rural Life of the Dragon King in the Mountain Village

The night in the mountain village is actually not quiet at all.

Not to mention the cries of bugs and frogs, the wild beasts in the mountains have been spoiled by the animal protection law in the past two years, their numbers have increased uncontrollably, and they do not comply with the family planning policy at all.

It makes "ouch" sounds from time to time at night, and I don't know if it's because it's full or if it's doing something important to reproduce.

Xiao Xingyun sat on the bedside and chatted among his classmates for a while, discussing the party tomorrow.

Class reunions this year are not as exaggerated as the rumors on the Internet, but they are not interesting either.

On the surface, they eat and drink, and then secretly compare themselves for a while. When they find that the other person is not living as well as themselves, they feel even happier.

It's too low-level to break up. As an adult with a normal IQ, you have the ability to control your own behavior.

Everyone knows a little about Versailles literature.

Xiao Xingyun is checking the courier information. The ginseng seedlings he purchased will arrive in Lingshe Town tomorrow.

The timing is a bit unlucky. I will attend a class reunion tomorrow and may not be back in the evening.

Before leaving tomorrow, I have to tell my father and ask him to collect the express delivery at home.

Suddenly, there was someone in the group of classmates @小兴云.

"Old Xiao, I heard that you and your boss stole women and were fired from the company? You can't survive in the city, so you buy a farm truck and plan to farm at home and become a farmer?" Zhang Zhiwei asked in the group.

Xiao Xingyun thought for three seconds, but he didn't expect that he had offended the other party in any way. In four years of college, he had never offended the other party.

One is not a love rival, the other is not a gaming teammate, and the third is not bunk beds in the dormitory.

Regardless of the reason, if this guy dared to cause trouble, Xiao Xingyun immediately fought back.

"The crime of spreading rumors has been punished. Student Zhang doesn't want to work hard anymore. Want to have a free meal?"

"Xiao Xingyun, what I said is the truth. It's meaningless for you to threaten me with rumor charges. Isn't it true that you were fired from the company? Isn't it true that you bought a farm pickup truck?"

"I broke the manager's dirty business and was fired. This is a fact, but it has nothing to do with robbing women. It's like you won't be hungry after eating three meals a day. This is a fact, but I said you ate it.

You won’t be hungry after three meals of shit, do you agree?”

"You...you are maliciously insulting and inappropriate metaphors. Group management, please come out and ban him!" Zhang Zhiwei couldn't defeat Xiao Xingyun and started to @group management.

At this time, the onlookers laughed and started cheering.

"Keep arguing. I bought all the melon seeds and peanut soda, but you guys don't argue anymore? What's the point of @group官网?"

"Haha, Viagra has a good eye. If you call a pickup truck a farm vehicle, do you know how much a Brabus pickup truck costs? A mid-range model can also buy you ten Audi A3s."

Lin Wan'er is the squad leader and group manager. She said at this moment: "Zhang Zhiwei, is there any reason why you took the initiative to stir up trouble? If it is convenient, say it publicly. If it is not convenient, you can resolve it privately and don't ruin the atmosphere in the group."

Zhang Zhiwei: "Huh, I can't stand it when someone buys a farm vehicle and then posts it on WeChat Moments!"

Xiao Xingyun: "Idiot! You are not my friend, so you insist on opening my Moments and peeking at my Moments? When you go to the public toilet, do you also like to grab a handful of shit and taste it? You also want to complain to the public toilet manager, shit.

Are you choking?"

Pfft, haha.

The atmosphere in the group suddenly became cheerful.

They all praised Xiao Xingyun for being the little prince of poisonous snakes from the town of poisonous snakes. His words were too vicious and he was a full-level master of Yin-Yang language.

Zhang Zhiwei was silenced by him and became autistic.

Even if someone @him, there is no response and they pretend not to see it.

A local tyrant handed out a red envelope worth 200 yuan, but saw that Zhang Zhiwei was very fast. The first one to grab it only had 50 cents, while the people behind him got 10 yuan or 20 yuan.

"Haha, I must have eaten Viagra in shit, my luck is so stinky."

"Stop talking, it's too disgusting. Do you still want to eat my melon seeds and peanuts?"

"This meme can be popular for a year!"

Xiao Xingyun grabbed 28 yuan, which was good luck and he felt even happier.

No matter what the provocation of Zhang Zhiwei is, whenever he makes trouble, he will be dealt with immediately. Whether on the Internet or in reality, let him conquer every minute.

Xiao Xingyun was about to put down his phone and go to sleep, when he saw squad leader Lin Waner saying.

"@小行云, you've made a fortune these past two days, why don't you send a big package to the group? Two wild ginseng roots, an income of nearly one million, it would be too stingy not to send a red envelope to show your appreciation."

On the surface, Lin Wan'er asked Xiao Xingyun to give out red envelopes, but secretly she was helping him vent his anger.

Zhang Zhiwei said he was poor, but Xiao Xingyun made nearly one million in a few days. When he said this, the slap in the face was too strong.

Zhang Zhiwei's face was swollen, and he stopped looking at the screen. He immediately questioned: "Squad leader, are you kidding me? He has made nearly a million in just a few days. Will he buy a pickup truck? Aren't Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Audi nice?"

"Is your IQ in arrears? In a mountain village, you use a Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Audi to load vegetables and fruits?"

"However, wild ginseng is not often found, but with these millions, we can do a lot of things in the countryside."

"Xiao Xingyun can do it. He became a millionaire without saying anything. This red envelope must be given out!"

Many classmates helped Xiao Xingyun speak up, which made Zhang Zhiwei lose his temper.

Xiao Xingyun was not stingy either, giving out three lucky red envelopes worth 200 yuan in succession to make everyone happy.

Then he said that he should go to sleep, and he would still be busy with farm work tomorrow.

In his sleep, Xiao Xingyun had long been accustomed to coming to this world filled with clouds and mist. He transformed into a little golden dragon and shuttled through the clouds and mist. He dispersed the clouds and mist with his left paw, and dispersed the thunder with his right paw.

The little golden dragon's Dragon Claw Skill was improving rapidly. Occasionally, he would flick his tail, like a thunder, cutting out a hundred-meter-long crack in the entire cloud.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was dawn again.

Xiao Xingyun opened his eyes and found that the big yellow dog was jumping to the ground thiefly.

There were a few dog hairs on the clothes on my chest.

Bang!

He kicked the big yellow dog on the butt, knocking it back and throwing it under the bed.

Woof woof.

Master, please listen to my explanation. I really didn’t sleep on you today.

I got up before you woke up.

If you can't see it, it means you don't have it, right?

The big yellow dog tried his best to explain, then scurried out of the room with his tail between his legs.

Xiao Xingyun moved his arms, and his hands were like dragon claws. He waved them casually a few times, and there was a faint sound of wind and thunder, and a faint layer of golden scales appeared on his hands.

"Huh? Is this the Dragon Claw Kung Fu?"

Xiao Xingyun did not dare to move too vigorously for fear of disturbing his father in the next room.

But he can also do the exercises practiced by the little golden dragon in the dream, but the effect is far less than that of the other party.

Xiao Xingyun was satisfied, he didn't practice anything, he could use the little golden dragon's secret skills after sleeping, and he still needed a bicycle.

It's okay to have fun secretly.

The old rule is to get up in the morning, tidy up, go to the peach orchard, select four peach trees and ripen them.

Today was no exception, but when I arrived at the peach orchard, I found that the peaches that had been exposed to a little spiritual rain the day before yesterday and yesterday were even more mature. There were forty or fifty peaches on each peach tree, meeting the picking requirements.

So he thought about it and prepared to use today's spiritual rain technique in two fish ponds.