The Rural Life of the Dragon King in the Mountain Village

"Come here, take them away and throw them into the ravine to feed the wolves."

Xiao Xingyun wanted to yell and deal with them like this.

However, this is my uncle after all, so it is not appropriate to do this.

Xiao Xingyun gave the old village chief a wink and asked him to come forward to coordinate.

The old village chief is a "middle-aged strong man" who gets a salary of 200 yuan today, and he has a hot temper.

So, the old village chief walked over with his hands behind his back, stared at the two people on the ground, and said angrily: "What are you doing? Are you being a swindler? Why should you take care of other people's places? If you want to lie here again, I

You dare to build a snake farm on your homestead."

"You guys are collaborating to bully people. I want to go to the town to file a complaint! Oh, I'm going to die! The village chief is bullying people!" The aunt shouted, rolling on the ground, howling like a wild boar entering the village.

The old village chief said angrily: "You two, you are forty or fifty years old, and you don't feel embarrassed. Who bullied you? If word spreads that you are so unreasonable, will the army be able to find wives in the future?"

"It's your fault that I can't get married. My family is too poor to build a house, and now they want to build a snake farm next to my homestead. Isn't this pushing our whole family to death?" The aunt cried and complained everywhere.

The old village chief was angry: "Come here, a few gentlemen, take this unreasonable bastard away, delaying other people's business, and you will be able to deal with it! Shameless thing, I can't control you?"

"If you dare to take me away, I will hang myself at the door of your house tonight!" the aunt said harshly.

The village chief was immediately deflated and pointed at her with trembling hands, his beard sticking out in anger.

Xiao Xingyun couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Auntie, I want to build a snake farm, and you can't stop me at all. Stop making trouble and tell me your conditions. Let's talk ugly first. If my snake farm is messed up by you, it will be ruined."

, I throw venomous snakes on your bed every day!"

"How dare you, you bastard, dare to talk to your aunt like this, this is unfilial. All these years of books have been read into the dog's belly..."

Just as he said this, he suddenly saw Xiao Xingyun's grandfather coming. He raised his hand and gave her two big mouths.

Snap, snap.

After the two slaps, the aunt's face was swollen, leaving a few clear fingerprints.

"My grandson studies. That's his ability. Do you have any opinion? Who is filial or not? Who has no idea?"

Grandpa Xiao Zhengde became angry and looked very majestic.

The aunt was so stunned that she forgot to cry.

The uncle panicked, stood up quickly, stood in front of his wife, and complained: "Dad, why are you beating my wife?"

Snap, snap.

Grandpa raised his hand and slapped the uncle twice on the face.

"The person I want to beat the most is you! What the hell, usually my family doesn't know how to kiss each other. Now my grandson is building a snake farm, and the first ones to jump out and cause trouble are you two? Where's your face? Since that's the case.

Shameless, I didn’t hit you just now!”

"Dad, you are partial, you are partial, even if you beat me to death, I will not let him build a snake farm. If he builds a snake farm, the land next to my family will not be able to build new houses for the army."

"Dajun is 23 this year, and he hasn't talked about his wife yet. If he doesn't build a house, Dajun will be a bachelor! Now he goes to work in a big city, and when he comes back during the Chinese New Year and makes money, he will build a house!"

"If Jun comes back and finds out that there is a poisonous snake farm next to his house, he will be so angry! Which girl knows this and is still willing to marry him?"

Grandpa Xiao Zhengde hesitated for a moment and glanced at Xiao Xingyun.

Xiao Xingyun immediately stepped forward and explained: "The management of the poisonous snake farm is very strict. There are several safety doors so that poisonous snakes cannot escape. There are snake boxes, snake cages, room doors, and yard doors..."

"That won't work. You're not afraid of ten thousand, just in case." The aunt received two slaps and did not dare to say anything to Xiao Zhengde, but she still insisted on her opinion.

"Okay, what do you think we should do? How about I buy your land and you set a price?" Xiao Xingyun said with a headache.

"Okay, if you give me 30,000 yuan, I'll sell it to you." The aunt seemed to have had this plan for a long time, and quoted a price instantly.

Before Xiao Xingyun said anything, his grandfather Xiao Zhengde became angry again: "What the hell? Thirty thousand yuan? Why don't you go and grab it? This shabby place is so remote. No one in the village would buy it even if it costs ten thousand yuan. Why are you offering my grandson three yuan?"

Wan? You are really good at it!"

The uncle blushed and became angry: "Dad, you keep calling Erbao your grandson, but you seem to have forgotten that Da Jun is also your grandson!"

Grandpa Xiao Zhengde said angrily: "Yes, Dajun is my grandson, you can't sell it so expensively!"

Xiao Fugui and Chen Xiuzhi, who had been refraining from swearing, also said at this time: "Thirty thousand is too expensive. We can buy a larger wasteland in the village for less than thirty thousand."

The uncle and aunt murmured a few words in a low voice, and then said: "At least twenty-five thousand, no more."

Click!

Suddenly there was a loud thunder in the sky.

At some point, dark clouds appeared in the originally clear sky, and strong winds shook the treetops, making it look like a storm was about to come.

The uncle and aunt were startled, thinking they had been struck by lightning. They shrank their necks and looked up at the sky as if in fear.

"It turns out it's going to rain!" they both murmured.

"Haha." The villagers who were watching laughed, thinking that they were guilty of committing crimes and it was so funny.

Xiao Xingyun now has many ways to make money, but he just doesn't want to be too cheap for his family: "Don't go too far, I'll give you 20,000 yuan. I bought this piece of open land and will use it to raise pigs in the future. For this money, you can go to the village,

Buy a bigger place.”

The old village chief also said: "Our village is the largest in the entire Lingshe Town, and there are many vacant places. If you hand over 20,000 yuan to the village, I promise to give me a bigger place."

The aunt muttered reluctantly: "Twenty thousand is just twenty thousand. I won't buy wasteland in the village. If my old house is renovated, I won't be able to build a few houses."

After saying this, the corners of his mouth turned up inadvertently.

Inside, I was actually very happy.

The old village chief always carried a pen, paper and ink pad with him, and with a few strokes, he wrote a land purchase agreement.

With a sullen face, he said to Xiao Fumin and his wife: "Sign your name, press your fingerprints, and it will be done."

"Give money first, and then we'll take your fingerprints after giving money, otherwise there's nothing you can do." In the eyes of Lao Lai, everyone else is Lao Lai, and there's nothing wrong with that.

"Do you have prestige or Alipay? I will transfer the money to you right away."

"With prestige, I can have fun." The uncle proudly took out his mobile phone and showed off.

Xiao Xingyun was too lazy to answer, scanned the payment code, and transferred 20,000 yuan directly to him.

After collecting the money, the uncle and aunt signed and fingerprinted.

Once the transaction is completed, this farce is over.

However, the aunt felt that she had been humiliated and even received a beating. Her anger had not yet been fully vented.

Seeing that the weather was getting gloomier and heavier, the clouds were gathering, and it looked like it would rain at any time, he cursed and said: "Humph, it rained on the first day of construction. You deserve it, you unlucky kid, you won't be able to do anything! This is retribution!"

"I said there will be no rain today!" Xiao Xingyun was finally angered by the aunt's words and said this coldly.

But I saw a loud bang in the sky, the dark clouds dissipated, and the sun shined through the scattered clouds and illuminated the earth.