The Sage of Confucianism and Taoism

Chapter 1756: Celebrating Donkey’s Incompetence

The scholars of the Qing Kingdom, headed by Qing Jun, felt like wax was stuck in their throats, feeling greasy and uncomfortable. They were scolded by rabbits as dogs, and now even people from all over the human race were joining in the fun.

Gu Nanhuai's face turned black. Even though he was a great scholar and was scolded and laughed at by hundreds of thousands of people, he couldn't keep his face.

Gun Nanhuai looked at Qing Jun with a look of helplessness on his face, as if he was saying that he had tried his best and could not be scolded anymore.

Qing Jun was about to speak, but immediately shut his mouth. If he really spoke, others might not dare to say that Qing's dog was barking in the snow, but that rabbit couldn't tell.

Qing Jun had to turn his head to look at the scholar from Gu Kingdom.

Everyone in the Gu Kingdom either raised their heads to admire the moon, or lowered their heads to eat fruits. The scene just now was too scary. The entire Qing Kingdom was scolded, but there was no way to refute it. It would be fine for the people of the Gu Kingdom to come forward at other times. If it were at this time If you go against Fang Yun, you don't know what kind of scolding you will get from Fang Yun.

Seats A and B were quiet, and no one dared to help Qingjun.

Wu Jun chuckled and said, "Fang Xusheng, you can continue telling your story." After saying that, Wu Jun looked at everyone in Qing Kingdom provocatively.

No one in Qingguo spoke, and many people did not look at Fang Yun, but stared at the big rabbit.

The big rabbit lay lazily on the ground, exposing its swollen belly, squinting at the Qing people present, as if it would stand up at any time and shout "Qing dog barks at the snow".

Fang Yun burst out laughing when he saw the big rabbit's appearance. He reached out and patted its belly, and then burst into laughter.

"In ancient times, there were no donkeys in Xiangzhou. If someone had a good idea, he would bring Qing's donkey to the boat. When it arrived, it was useless and was released at the foot of the mountain. When a tiger saw it, it looked like a huge thing and thought it was a god. It hid it in the forest to see it. If it came close to it, it would be sober. However, don’t know each other.”

"The next day, when the donkey brays, the tiger will be frightened and flee far away. He thinks it will bite him, and he is very afraid. However, he looks at it from time to time, and feels that there is no one with extraordinary abilities. As he gets accustomed to its sound, he gets closer and closer, and finally dares not to fight. Get closer. , Yi Xie, leaning against the donkey, was angry and hoofed it. The tiger was so happy that he thought, "Stop this!" "Because of the big jump, cut off the throat and use up all the flesh, and then go away."

When Fang Yun finished telling this story, people everywhere shouted the same four words.

"Qing donkey has no skills!"

"In the front there is a happy dog ​​barking at the snow, and in the back there is a happy donkey with no skills."

"Why don't everyone in the Qing Kingdom dare to speak? Qing Donkey is so poor that he answered Wu Lord's question perfectly."

"There are dogs in Qingdi, and Xiangzhou turns into donkeys. It's so magical!"

Everyone laughed and made fun of the Qing people.

Many people in Qingguo were going crazy. They said they wanted to see Zhang Longxiang's essay suppress Fang Yun, and they said they wanted to see Fang Yun make a fool of himself. But the main character didn't start the essay competition. How come Qingguo was thrown at Fang Yun's feet first and was trampled on? ?

Those historians and scholars wrote vigorously, and novelists praised it one after another, thinking that the story was not only interesting, but also contained wisdom.

Wu Jun said loudly: "It's very good. The writing is capable and entertaining... Ahem, it's a small story with a big truth. From next year, we will add this story and the story of Qing Dog Barking Snow to the compulsory readings for elementary school students in Wu Kingdom, so that children can Let’s learn from Fang Xusheng.”

Even some scholars in Wu Kingdom gave Lord Wu a look of disdain. What does "education through entertainment" mean? Is this a mockery of the Qing people as a joke?

When the people of Qing State heard what Lord Wu said, they were angry and anxious, but there was nothing they could do. Wu State was already trying every means to attack Qing State, and when Fang Yun took the initiative to hand over swords, guns and arrows, there was no reason to let them go.

Most people in Qingguo were so scolded by Fang Yun's two little allusions that they lost their temper and could only whisper behind their backs that Qingjun, Gu Nanhuai and Zong Wuyuan were overestimating their abilities.

"I didn't think the ancient academicians were stupid before, but now I see, haha..."

"I guess he doesn't want to do this, but he is forced to have no choice. Does he dare not to help Zong Wuyuan, or does he dare to ignore Qingjun?"

"That's right. It has little to do with Mr. Nanhuai. The main reason is that the clan and the monarch have lost face, so they naturally have to regain their face. Qingjun must have thought of many ways before coming here. This time, let's take the Four Friends Cultural Association as an example. It should be just a conversation, and then continue to talk about this topic to make Fang Yun or Jing Guo embarrassed, but Fang Yun's two short stories made Qing Jun, Zong Wuyuan and Gu Nanhuai speechless. Speechless, it will naturally be difficult to continue.”

"It's not that Qingguo officials are too stupid, it's that Fang Xusheng is too powerful."

"No, no, no, it's just that they are stupid! What are they doing with someone as talented as the top four talented people in the human race? Where do they get their confidence from?"

"That's true. In fact, if the great scholars secretly help Qing Jun to cause trouble, Fang Yun may not be able to withstand it, but who would have the time to arrange such trivial things to attack Fang Yun? If the great scholars take action, they will definitely be overwhelming. Fang Yun can’t handle it with just a few short stories.”

"Yes, since the great scholar hasn't taken action yet, why are they pretending to be quarreling with the talented people? They just stay here. It's a good time to force Fang Yun to pour two basins of sewage over. Who can wash away the dirt on Qingguo's head now? Famous? Let’s see, even if Qing Quan Yixue and Qing Donkey are not famous throughout the ages, it won’t be a problem if they are spread for hundreds of years.”

"Well, we were scolded as dogs when we were in Qingguo, and we were scolded as donkeys when we arrived in Xiangzhou. Don't you think they are just drinking soy sauce and playing drunkenly? What are you doing to provoke Fang Xusheng? I really want to go there Swear a few words, look at those people from Jingguo, they are laughing so hard that their big teeth can fall into the Yangtze River. "

"And that big rabbit is still laughing wildly there. When have we in Qingguo ever been laughed at by a rabbit like this?"

"So, if you're not completely sure, don't get into a verbal fight with Fang Xusheng and curse people without swearing. Man Qingguo really can't find anyone who can suppress Fang Xusheng."

"You can curse people in a required textbook for elementary school. Even if I am from Qing, I can only say I am convinced."

"I guess Fang Xusheng should be a little nervous to compete with Zhang Longxiang in writing. After all, Zhang Longxiang is the most meritorious official in Liangjie Mountain. It is absolutely correct to say that Zhang Longxiang is the most meritorious among all the great scholars in history. But now Fang Xusheng must feel happy and confident after cursing us Qing people. No wonder some people laughed at the saying "those who help themselves will be helped by the king."

"What Mid-Autumn Festival Literature Festival? I think it is a stage for Qing to embarrass itself."

Many Qing people kept complaining.

Some older Qing people saw this scene and could only sigh softly. Just a few years ago, Fang Yun seemed to have become the enemy of the whole Qing country, and there were voices cursing Fang Yun everywhere.

But since Tianyi recited the article, the curses began to decrease. After Fang Yun took back Xiangzhou, the curses increased, but then it has been decreasing. After Fang Yun returned to Shengyuan Continent from Xuemang Realm, fewer and fewer people cursed Fang Yun.

Peach and plum trees do not speak, but people walk under them.

The King of Qing used the jade seal to communicate with the officials of Qing State secretly and stopped talking.

The other officials of Qing State were afraid of being scolded, and the officials of Xiangzhou Qing State were not qualified to participate in such a struggle. In addition, Nie Changju's literary courage was broken, so they did not dare to attack rashly.

So, the Mid-Autumn Festival Literature Festival returned to normal, and Dong Wencong continued to host it and asked scholars from various countries to write poems.

The order of writing poems was carried out by drawing lots, and the first one was the scholar of Qi State.

Qi State and Qing State also had some conflicts. It was not known whether this young scholar was intentional or unintentional. One of the lines in his poem was "The moonlight is silver like snow", which caused everyone to laugh, making the faces of the scholars of Qing State on the stage very ugly.

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