The School Grass Is Too Overbearing, How to Break It

53. When Lu Rong watched 100mb and went to the same humanities in the future

Lu Rong wanted to hold Lao Wang as the king of skewers, and tried to set his **** person as a god-stick. His plan is: When people go to his stall to buy small fish cakes, they can get a word of his oracle by the way.

Lu Rong has done a little research on the specialty of Shen Gun, and intends to do this: make a statistics of all the problems faced in the growth process of middle and high schools, and give a standardized chicken soup answer, and then let the Chinese department master himself polish it. The simple and detailed answers are confusing, dreamlike, false but true, and babble, which is basically the routine of street fortune-telling. Then let Li Nan's side make a hype, saying that the guy selling small fish cakes at the school gate is very mysterious. He is a world-class expert. He can inspire love and keep scores in exams. Compared with other skewers, Lao Wang is much more. One feature, that is, the core competition point-a life mentor who lives in seclusion.

Lu Rong's initial idea was this, and he also wanted to learn from the senior goddess such as Fu Ni, whether there was any secret technique behind them in the god-stick world. He was just a liar, like a rotten girl... After personal experience, Lu Rong felt that she truly belonged to the world of metaphysics.

Lu Rong: "How exactly did you analyze our emotions? I'm very curious."

The rotten girl smiled mysteriously: "The first thing is to observe. There will be a special aura between the people who call. Just a little attention can lock the CP in the vast crowd."

Lu Rong: "If I remember correctly, I didn't have any interaction or contact with him on campus."

The rotten girl smiled: "Who do you mean by him."

Lu Rong: "...that person."

Rotten girl Liu brows upside down and patted the table: "Tell me loudly, who are you talking about?!"

Lu Rong helped: "...My husband."

The fugitive body is comfortable: "In the beginning, I was just a blind sniper. You know, Ma Ma, I love you the most. Our school has the most handsome boy. Ma Ma must be reserved for your CP group."

Lu Rong: "Thank you so much."

Rotten girl: "But the next day I made sure that I was blindly married. Every time Ji Wenfeng did exercises, he would go upstairs from our second teaching building, pretending to look at you carelessly when passing by. I was also careful. I have observed his body rotation, and he is looking at you when he turns around."

Lu Rong: "Class 1 exercises are ahead of us. In order to observe him, you can’t turn your body to the back during body rotation exercises-this is why our class deducted 30 points from gymnastics this week. The inner ghost turned out to be you."

Rotten Girl: "Do you only have this idea when you hear this news?"

Lu Rong: "...He is so perverted."

The rotten girl chuckled, "He sometimes stands in the corridor of Class 1 and looks at you in the air."

Lu Rong: "The horror is like this." What makes Ji Wenfeng so persistent.

Rotten Girl: "It's love."

Lu Rong: "..."

He always felt that the corrupt girl could hear his voice. Because of this, he once suspected that the rotten girl was her soul mate.

Rotten Girl: "As long as you have done research on CP, you will find that there are just these kinds of interaction modes of CP. Just a little observation of the locked CP in reality can distinguish their interaction modes: scum attack and accept, cheap Scumbag attack, black belly attack silly white sweet receiver, arrogant attack straight ball receiver, sick child attack ghost animal receiver, mindless and unhappy, fall in love and kill each other, two-way crush, reunion with broken mirror, stand-in stalk, childhood sweetheart, rich sadomasochism, happy foe, Strong, having children, new year, a soft spot, all odds, the seven-year itch..."

Lu Rong: "Are you reporting the name of the dish?"

Rotten Girl: "I'm reporting the label of Danmei in Jinjiang."

Lu Rong: "What kind of kind are we?"

Rotten Girl: "Your type is a bit complicated. You are pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Your husband has just fallen in love and hasn't realized how much black water is in your stomach, so you ate him to death. Yours The type of interaction is: on the surface your husband is the master of the house, and you are just a weak, innocent and poor child bride; in fact, your husband says that he doesn’t want a body but is very honest and is a spoiled wife."

Lu Rong: "...still so perverted."

The more the rotten woman talked, the more excited she became: "Analyze your behavior patterns, then it will be very easy to predict your behavior. Last week, he had a scandal with others, and you must have experienced a dog-blood quarrel.- Reconciliation- Quarrel-Reconciliation-Quarrel-Reconciliation-Reach a consensus and want to make your relationship public. Considering your cautious and low-key personality, you will avoid publicly admitting that he is your husband, but you need to be decent in public. Close relationship."

Lu Rong: "..."

She said as if she was on the scene.

While showing off, the rotten girl did not forget to warn him: "After he has passed this period of love when he sees your IQ cleared, he will become a ghost attack. Sooner or later, he will expose your true face, keep everything and don’t play around. He is too cruel, beware of his crazy revenge."

Lu Rong placed his fingers in a pyramid shape, pondered for a long time, and took out a pen and paper: "I have figured out your routine. You observe a pair of CPs, explore their behavior patterns, and rely on your rich experience to predict that they will encounter minor incidents. The response at time is almost always accurate. And the cp type determines their fate, to a certain extent, you can also predict their future."

The rotten girl shook her hair: "Yes. My old lady is an emotional prophet."

Lu Rong felt that Pharaoh couldn't do this. This requires him to be immersed in a field for many years, with a large amount of knowledge and practical experience, just like a rotten woman immersing himself in the beauty world.

The plan ran aground, Lu Rong was upset, and then turned his attention to the rotten woman.

Maybe... he can use this living god?

Lu Rong: "Show me your article."

Rotten girl: "You, what are you talking about! People don't write articles!"

Lu Rong: "..." Why be shy in a strange place.

Lu Rong: "Didn't Lingren x Fangchang's text you packaged and sent to me."

Rotten girl: "When Amway cp, I was crazy to post a little yellow text, but when the Amway object is really in the circle, it feels a little shameful."

Lu Rong pretended to sigh, "Listen, I think what you said is right, my husband will do me someday. I want to see how people in Tanmei circles generally deal with people, so I'm so psychologically prepared."

The rotten girl held his hands: "There are really not many people willing to read abuse literature these days!"

Organize your writing and throw it to him.

In order to enhance Lu Rong's sense of substitution in reading, Fu Nv uses search and replace to change Gongdu to Ji Wenfeng and Sui Du to Lu Rong.

Lu Rongqiang endured the discomfort and watched those whip-dropping wax plays, crossing the new world of boys and boys, and thoroughly inspecting the level of copywriting of rotten girls. The rotten girl is fully capable of writing love phrases that have been passed down through the ages. If she prints her famous quotes about love on a napkin, it must be very pretty. This will also prevent Lao Wang from being distracted while frying the skewers and kill two birds with one stone.

The only problem is...

Rotten Girl: "Why don't you go to eat, cub?"

Lu Rong lay down on his position: "I can't eat it."

Rotten Girl: "Are you sick? Do you want to find your husband..."

Lu Rong: "No—!"

After watching all kinds of Ji Wenfeng x Lu Rong in 100m, he got ptsd for Ji Wenfeng.

It just so happened that the first class planned to go to the ktv party that night as a celebration ceremony for Ji Wenfeng’s transfer to another school and the squad leader. Ji Wenfeng sent Lu Rong a WeChat message, saying that he could not go home with him at night.

Ji Wenfeng: "But don't think about going to the bar, I will let Lao Song come to pick you up."

Lu Rong: "Okay."

Lu Rong exited the chat interface with Ji Wenfeng and clicked on Lao Song's chat interface: "You don't need to come over at night."

Old Song: "But the young master said..."

Lu Rong: "Don't let me repeat it a second time."

Old Song: "...Yes."

Lao Song put his phone aside, took off his hat, drove Bentley out of the school district, and slid into the depths of this drunken city.

Being a driver in a wealthy club is the same as serving as an official in the municipal party committee.

Want to ask Lao Song on whose side? There is no doubt that it is the young master. The young master is always the winner.

Because when a man faces his wife, winning is also losing, and losing is also losing. There is no future in following the young master.

Lu Rong dismissed Ji Wenfeng, spared the whole evening, and nodded on the shoulders of the fuss in the front seat: "Let's go have a meal in the evening."

The rotten girl turned her head like a ghost: "Seriously?"

Lu Rong: "Of course."

The rotten lady thought about it for a while, wondering: "Well...If we are alone, it will be a date especially, if there is a third person, I will consider it."

Lu Rong: "It's a three-person game."

The rotten girl turned back, clenched her small fists excitedly and shouted "yeah", a group of joy. Zai Zai is finally about to bring his husband to Ma Ma~

Lu Rong couldn't take care of the little nine-nine in the rotten woman's heart, so he skipped class and went to meet with Lao Wang.

Lao Wang is still dressed in Yanqing's figure. White T-shirt, fat shorts, flip-flops, and a cigarette behind the ears.

He tried his best. He tried to fix his hair with gel water, but his hair was too sparse, and he could only achieve the effect of supporting the center in all directions.

Lu Rong substantiated himself into the psychology of ordinary consumers and determined that he would never want to go to the stall of such a greasy, fat, potbellied uncle to buy bombs, and he further strengthened his determination to design the image of Lao Wang thoroughly.

He beckoned: "Come with me."

The two went to the barbershop where Ji Tong Fangqing and Ji Wenfeng had their hair when they got married.

The shampoo boy was impressed by Lu Rong in school uniform. The younger brother took a handsome guy to wash his hair last time, but he rolled up his sleeves and became a shampoo boy. After the incident, the shampoo brothers in the whole store held a meeting about the incident and agreed that he was very skilled, and he was most likely to humiliate them. If it weren't for Ji Wenfeng to pay as usual, they would all plan to put Lu Rong on the customer list for life.

The shampoo brother smiled openly: "Hey, are you here to wash your hair?"

Lu Rong took a leaflet that read "Mid-year store celebration, 20% off", and glanced at Lao Wang: "He washes it."

The shampoo brother understood: "Oh. There is a space inside, you can go in." He continued to stand in front of the door and hand out coupons.

Lu Rong: "...you wash him."

Shampoo brother: "Oh! Sorry! I thought you were going to help people wash yourself again—tony, please entertain me!"

Lao Wang asked Lu Rong as he walked in, "Are you working here?"

Lu Rong: "..."

Lu Rong put down his schoolbag and started his homework in the waiting area of ​​the barbershop. Lao Wang quickly finished washing his head and was seated in the position of senior director.

The senior director touched his wet forehead that looked like an egg: "Xiansen, your hair loss problem is very serious."

Lao Wang: "Hair loss used to be called serious. A lot of it fell off with one scratch. Now it's much better. I just washed my hair in it and only lost a few strands."

From inside came a grumpy "fuck" from Tony: "The pipe is blocked! Who will get it through!"

Pharaoh: "..."

Tony shouted with arms akimbo, "Is there no one?!"

The little brother in the shop blew his hair, and ran out to hand out flyers without blowing his hair. Even the senior director pretended to be busy and combed his hair for Lao Wang.

In the silence, Lu Rong calmly quoted from the waiting area: "Water pipe 50."

tony: "..."

tony: "Come here."

Lu Rong dropped the pen and paper and passed behind the senior director, and the tense and lively atmosphere in the barber shop resumed.

Senior Director: "Xiansen, you used to fall a lot, but now you fall less. That's because your hair has been stripped."

Pharaoh: "..."

Senior Director: "What kind of shampoo does Xiansen generally use at home?"

Pharaoh: "Soap."

Senior Director: "Oh, this is not possible, Xiansen. Hair is like grass in spring, and scalp is the soil that grows spring grass. If the soil is wrong, the grass can't grow. Have you ever seen land fertilized with soap? Can it become a fertile field?"

Lao Wang: "...You **** persuaded me."

Senior Director: “I’ll give you a treatment plan here, listen to it. I suggest you do a scalp care first to clean the scalp pores, control oil secretion, restore the balance of water and oil, and make your scalp skin healthy and moist. Gradually increase the growth fluid that stimulates hair growth. This way, the effect is very good, and you will be covered with small hairs in one month. Here is a comparison chart of real photos of customers in our store."

The senior director called up the phone photo, and Pharaoh looked itchy.

Pharaoh's heart moved: "How much is it?"

Senior Director: "A course of 18888."

Lu Rong came back through the sewer and passed behind the senior director: "Shave him all."

Pharaoh, Senior Director: "..."

Senior Director: "But after a course of treatment, the effect is really..."

Lu Rong: "Don't let me say it a second time."

Senior Director: "Hey."

After Lao Wang shaved his head, Lu Rong took him to the checkout counter.

Checkout brother: "Hello, the washing and cutting did not blow a total of 52."

Lu Rong took out the flyer from his pocket lightly, and slowly tore off the 20% discount coupon printed with dotted lines, and gracefully pushed it in front of the checkout brother.

Checkout brother: "..." Take out the computer and forget it, "41.6."

Lu Rong: "The water pipe is 50, but you can find me 8 yuan 4, WeChat."

Checkout brother: "..."

After Lu Rong left, all the shampoo boys in the barber shop put aside their intrigue and convened an emergency meeting. The meeting unanimously approved that Lu Rong was banned from the customer list for life.

This person can earn 8 yuan 4 when he comes to their shop to wash his hair, which is terrifying.