The Scum Shou’s Survival Guide

Ye Ye returned to the system space, and he smiled and asked 888: "Brother, are my experience values ​​thawed?"

888 has no emotional mechanical sounds: "You seem to care only about your experience."

Ye Hao laughed, and he said: "But I am very serious about completing the task? There is no trace of insulting and indecent! All the world's blackening values ​​are all gone~ should be enough to make up for my previous mistakes?"

888 was silent for a few seconds, the data on the wall flowed, and then said: "Your experience has been completely thawed, these world processes are all back on track, now you can use your experience value."

But before I waited for Ye Hao to be happy for a few seconds, 888 spoke again.

"In view of the fact that you have purchased some products at a high price in my place before, the experience value of purchasing these products will be deducted from your experience value. The principal plus interest will be deducted from the 5,342 experience value. You can use the remaining 150001 experience value. Said 888.

Ye Hao suddenly pity, "Is it really cruel to me? Can thousands of experience values ​​be counted in the district? Is it poverty alleviation?"

888: "You can choose to continue to cross the experience value, and you are not forced to leave."

Ye Wei: "...cough, I am still going home."

Ye Hao reluctantly tears his eyes off the colorful system store. There are so many things that he can't sell. It's too cruel to see if you can't touch it! He said with tears: "Help me exchange my soul back..."

[叮, the product is returned to the soul Dan, the experience value is 150,000, the remaining experience value is 1]

888 gentle question Ye Hao: "You have 1 experience left, do you want to use it? If you don't use it, you will be invalid after returning to the real world."

Ye Wei: "...thank you."

The system store has no products with less than 10 experience points, and his system is becoming more and more 'gentle'.

Ye Hao carefully took the returning soul into the pocket, thinking that this was his hard work through nine worlds, and when he left, he could not take anything but the remaining experience. The value can't be changed even with a sugar, and I can't help but burst into tears.

888 said again: "Do you need to leave now?"

The poor Ye Hao’s eyes were tearful and nodded. “I’m leaving. Brother, you’ll be alone, leave me, hope to meet a better host, don’t be lonely without my days, even though I’m going back, But I will miss you, although I am always in trouble, I am still obedient, but you are as good as ever. You are a good system, good brother, good elder, although you are very strict with me, for example, you must deduct your borrowing. My experience is not at all accommodating, but I know that you are teaching me and hope that I can learn a little longer. However, I am still grateful to you..."

"Shut up." 888 felt that his data was in a disorder, and he wanted to kill the host.

Ye Hao was wronged and looked at him.

888 has a feeling of human beings breathing out from the depths of the chest. Gently gnashing the teeth: "I don't have to be grateful, I won't miss you." He regretted that the experience value that was just deducted was too small, and he still left the spicy chicken. point.

[叮, the system binding is removed. 】

[叮, the system is untied. 】

"Then I am gone, oh..." Ye Hao said, feeling a familiar turn.

Let's go, 888 said in my heart.

However, looking at the empty system space, suddenly there is a strange feeling of loneliness that has never been seen before. This unexpected task is over.

..................

Ye Hao felt a strong weightlessness. When he returned to consciousness, he quickly got up and ran to the bathroom and spit for a long time in the toilet. This was his most uncomfortable crossing, and he felt ten times more uncomfortable than motion sickness.

Hey, you are so cruel to me, it’s so cruel and cold...

The breakup is not good, but the affection is...

But there was a blank in the brain, and there was no sound. Ye Hao suddenly realized that 888 was no longer in his mind.

He held the toilet for a while, and he climbed up and washed his face, looking at the people in the mirror.

In the mirror is a very handsome young man with fair skin, beautiful appearance, long phoenix, a little lazy and confused look, Ye Hao blinked his eyes, and the young man in the mirror also blinked.

After a while, he finally realized that he was back, went through nine worlds, and suddenly returned to his own world. Even when he saw his body, he had a very strange feeling, and he almost didn't know each other.

Ye Hao turned around in his home for a few laps before he remembered where the phone was resting, and a note was pressed under the phone.

On the note is the mad grass font of the dragon and phoenix dance: I am going to cross today. The guy who suddenly appeared in my mind and claimed to be the 888 system told me that as long as I go through the task with him, I can get the experience value, and the experience value can be exchanged. Anything, I thought about not losing money, so I decided to try it. Shouldn't this be my dream? February 2, 2018.

Behind it is a very skinny expression.

Ye Hao coughed and turned on the phone. The phone actually had electricity. It seems that he did not leave for a long time. The date shown above is February 5, 2018, which means that he crossed 9 worlds in the world of reincarnation. After a thousand years, and the real world has only passed three days, 888 is really a reliable system, not lie to him.

and many more! Did you really cross it? Isn't that going to sleep and stupid?

Ye Hao quickly touched the pocket and touched a round thing, thank God! Back to the soul Dan is still, he should not be dreaming or encountering a prank.

He is excited to throw back the soul in the bag, which is an expensive item worth 150,000 experience! It’s just for this thing to save yourself and eat it twice! But this... Why is it like Mai Lisu? Can this system store do things without snacks? Or is it a brain-disabled TV drama that looks too much to reluctantly wrap the product and replace it with chocolate beans?

Ye Hao looks at the black line, what should I do? I want to try it, oh... or forget it, this thing is expensive.

He regained his return to the soul, and his eyes were dull and recalled.

Just over half a year ago, he accidentally found a man who lost his memory. He was only kindly taken in at the beginning, and later he got along for a long time, and he couldn’t help but see it.

He is a Yan control, the man who is amnesia is tall and handsome, seemingly cold and silent, steady and reliable, and very dependent on the trust of the first person he woke up to see, the invisible Ye Hao could not bear it. So, it is logical to accept this loyal dog boyfriend.

Because her boyfriend is blank, Ye Hao gives him the name Ling, the meaning of homophonic from scratch, and let him and his mother surname, Yue Ling.

Boyfriends lived well, laundry, cooking, housework, all-inclusive, the two people loved the little days of love and did not know how much moisturizing, until one night, Ye Hao came back to play and robbed... Yes, he is empty There are three small stars in the men's vase with no appearance.

That night, Ling Ling was in order to protect his head from being beaten, and he was unconscious after he was sent to the hospital.

After the doctor checked, he thought he had become a vegetative person.

Ye Hao is dumbfounded.

He was embarrassed and upset, went to the hospital every day to see a glimpse, but the more Ling did not mean to wake up, then the doctor told him not to come over every day... but then he suddenly heard a guy with a self-proclaimed system He spoke in his mind.

The system named 888 showed him the omnipotent system store. The system store can satisfy any of his wishes. One of the products is called the returning soul Dan. Not to mention the vegetative, the dead can be saved, as long as A returning soul Dan promised to return him a lively male friend.

Ye Hao thinks that this is very ridiculous, but he is still very cautious. He always feels that this system is too sci-fi, so Rory asks a lot of things, such as how to do the task, how to get the experience value, how? Come back, time flow, etc.

The 888 system is very professional and patient, telling Ye Hao that he only needs to go through some of the sub-worlds that people fantasize, and to grasp the key people in those worlds, and get their 100% good feelings to gain experience. As for coming back, it is very simple. He has the right to come back at any time without any restrictions. His body will not be affected, and the time flow of the mission world is different from that of the main world. Even if it has been there for a hundred years, here It’s only less than an hour.

Ye Hao, who said the benefits, can't believe it. Is this the sky?

Not only does the task have no danger, but I still want to do it. If I don't want to do it, I can't do it. Can I come back at any time?

The system saw his hesitation, and immediately threw out a golden glittering contract, indicating that these terms can be written, so that he can be assured. Ye Hao took out the contractual spirit of signing the contract, read it several times in a word, and finally realized that it was really a falling pie.

He signed his name with a big stroke and then started the journey with 888.

And now, it's all over.

888 left, the reincarnation of the world vanished, he took the back of the soul in his pocket, the only one that represented what he had crossed and returned to his world.

Ye Hao spit out a sigh of relief and licked his forehead. When he thought of something to get his hand, and Ling Ling was still in a coma in the hospital, he didn’t even change his dirty clothes. He quickly went down to the hospital and took a taxi. .

Because it is night, there are not many people in the hospital. There are only a few people on duty in the inpatient department.

Ye Hao walked in nervously, and was about to sneak into the ward of the linger, secretly giving him back to him, and suddenly heard a low-pitched voice behind him shouting at him: "Ye Ye."

Ye Hao’s footsteps stopped, and suddenly there was a feeling of being a thief being caught. He said with a stiff back: “Xie, are you on duty today?”

There was a man in a white coat standing in the hallway. The man was long and handsome, and the narrow and long phoenix squinted like a smile and smiled at him. It was the doctor of the more Lingzhi.

Xie He smiled slightly. "I have come to see him so late. It seems that you still care about him."

Ye Yiyi said in his words: "Of course, he is my boyfriend, and it is for me to be hurt!"

Xie He’s mouth hooked: “So if he will never wake up?”

Ye Hao’s heart, Xiaoye, I spent a lot of effort to change back to the soul Dan, still not awake to my time and energy? As for the hypothetical question, he is too lazy to consider. There are too many variables in life. Who knows what will happen in the future. He does not like to consider things that are too long... At least for now, he hopes that Lingering will wake up.

He said with a serious look: "I believe he can wake up."

Xie He gave him a deep look and said slowly: "If he knows that you care about him so much, do so much for him, it should not..."

Ye Yiyi said: "Nothing?"

No... What does Xie Director mean? How did he know what he did? Shouldn't anyone know that it is right?

Xie He smiled and smiled slightly: "Nothing, I went to see other wards, you go."

After that, I turned and left.

Ye Hao looked at Xie He’s figure and left. He didn’t think about what he meant in his words. He quickly threw the encounter into his mind, excitedly pushed open the ward, and closed the door to the front of the more lingering bed.

There was a handsome man lying on the bed, his nose was high, his sword was flying diagonally, his face was sharp and deep, but at this moment he was pale, with an infusion tube in his hand and his eyes closed.

If you don't know, you may think that he just fell asleep, but Ye Hao knows that he has been sleeping like this for a month or three.

He glared at the back of the soul in his pocket, and suddenly he was a little nervous.

Although I have experienced so much and know that the system is omnipotent, I will not lie to him in such a small matter, but it is still a bit uneasy at the crucial moment. If this so-called returning soul is useless, he really does not have Other ways.

Ye Hao’s expression was fixed, and finally he walked over and stared at the person in the hospital bed, opened his mouth and stuffed the returning soul into it.

When the returning soul Dan entered the mouth of Lingling, it immediately melted away.

Ye Hao stared nervously at him.

After a few minutes, the man’s eyelashes fluttered and slowly opened his eyes.

Ye Hao has only one thought at the moment: lying in the trough, this Mai Lisu really useful! ! !

He grabbed the hand of Ling Ling, excited tears, just want to say a dear, you finally woke up, I am worried about your time.

Seeing a fascinating color in the black and blue eyes, the last sight fell on his face, alienated and strange.

Ye Hao suddenly stunned in the heart, there is a bad feeling.

The next moment, he heard a hoarse voice and asked, "Who are you?"

Ye Wei: "..."

No, don't come here with me, amnesia is this trick for Laozi? fall!

Having said that, he knows that his boyfriend is not such a person, it seems that he was really broken his head and lost his memory! But nothing, Xiaoye, when I got to you, you are amnesia, but now it’s just another time, we can take it slowly!

Ye Hao quickly adjusted his expression, revealing a well-thought-out smile, and gently looked at him and said, "What do you remember, do you remember your name?"

Yue Ling decided to look at him for a while, frowning slightly, said: "My name is Qin Yi."

Ye Hao’s smile finally solidified: “...”

Help! I never imagined this script, how could this kind of thing happen? I am afraid that I am still not dreaming. I have not returned to the real world. !

No, this is too shocking!

My brother, my lord, help me! ! !

The author has something to say: Xie Zong: Is it not surprising that surprise?

Leaflet: ...QAQ