The second young master of the Uchiha family

"One beef, the shoulder and tender shoulder are stir-fried with green peppers and onions, the upper brain, rib eye, and beef tendon are grilled, the sirloin and fillet are directly fried in butter. The ribs are black pepper, and the other parts of the meat are sukiyaki.

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When he arrived at the capital of the Land of Fire, Zuosuke originally wanted to ask the restaurant to roast a few cows to stuff the loli snakes, but the store bluntly said that they couldn't do it even if they paid for it. It would take a day to prepare the marinating and roasting, so Zuosuke just wanted to do it.

The next best thing is to separate a cow into several parts and eat it.

He originally wanted to see what the scene would be like when a loli snake eats such a huge creature.

It's a pity... Loli Snake Maru Tun can only be kept as a reserved item until we return to the Uchiha clan.

Because beef processing also takes time, Zuosuke ordered some snacks and paid for it, then sat back in the large box and said to everyone: "The steak is the usual one, but because the store's technology is not up to par, it takes an hour to wait.

When the food was served, I ordered some snacks to fill my stomach."

Xunhui stood up and made a cup of tea for Zuosuke, while Loli Snake studied the contents on the menu.

Konan was still taciturn, while Miroku sat aside slightly awkwardly. Only Uzumaki Bai Zetsu had a coquettish look on his face and frantically ogled Zuosuke as if to hint at something.

Zuosuke didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but when he saw it almost twisting onto the long table, he could only ask: "Huh?"

"Little Zuosuke, the fragrant phosphorus is almost here..." Uzumaki Baijue said with a coquettish face: "You should fulfill our agreement now, right? It's just shit..."

"Come here, let's talk in private." Upon hearing this, Zuosuke, with black lines on his head, signaled Uzumaki Shirozetsu to come over, and they squatted in the corner with their arms around each other and started talking quietly.

Although the voice of the secret conversation was very low, everyone present was not an ordinary person.

They all heard Zuosuke's wonderful metaphor.

"Pooping feels like picking your nose. Although you don't have nostrils and mouth, you still have eye sockets. When you have diarrhea, you stretch out your index finger and push it in. Normally two fingers. If you have constipation, it is recommended to use three fingers or a fist." Left

He gestured with his palms to explain the layers of shit to Bai Jue.

"Is that so?"

Bai Jue heard this and stretched out his hand to try, then asked doubtfully: "If this is the urge to defecate, what does it feel like when you have hemorrhoids? What is the difference between the feeling of giving birth and the feeling of having a bowel movement now?"

After experiencing a different kind of experience, combined with the daily scenes of peeping on others when they go to the toilet, Uzumaki Baijue roughly understands what it feels like to have a bowel movement.

But what replaced it was not satisfaction, but a desire for knowledge about other curious things.

Zuosuke thought for a while and said: "Well... I actually don't understand those things very well. Hemorrhoids are more common among middle-aged people. Maybe you can ask those uncles."

As a medical student, Zuosuke certainly knew how to feel like suffering from hemorrhoids, but he chose not to say anything about it, leaving Uchiha Obito to satisfy his curiosity about White Zetsu and letting him experience how perverted Uzumaki White Zetsu was.

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The pitfalls of childbirth and hemorrhoids are reserved items and are left to Uchiha Obito to answer!

"Ask more middle-aged people around you, or uncles who are almost middle-aged and have been sitting for a long time." Zuosuke patted Bai Jue's shoulder with a serious look, and sat back down to drink tea as if nothing happened.

, leaving Bai Jue alone in the corner thinking about the answer.

"ah!"

An idea flashed in Bai Jue's little mind, and he turned to look at Konan, who fit Zuosuke's description. The next second, the detonating talisman was directly sealed on its face. Xiaonan clearly didn't want to answer Bai Jue's obscene questions, so he put a detonating talisman on it.

Sew up its stinking mouth that talks nonsense.

Xunhui paid no attention to the quarrels and looked forward to meeting her daughter with joy.

She just heard Bai Jue say that her daughter was now outside the capital of the Country of Fire, and she would be able to reunite with her mother and daughter soon.

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"Ignore their tricks, Miss Miko, what are your plans next?"

Zuosuke ignored Bai Zetsu who was being carried out by Xiaonan, sat down next to the miko Maitreya and said: "If you don't have a place to stay for the time being, why not stay at my house temporarily?"

"Although my family is not considered rich, there are still some simple guest rooms. Moreover, I just learned from Loli Snake that if there is a huge amount of chakra as a guarantee, the sage mode can remain for a long time without being petrified.

...If you wish, Miko-san, there are quite a few ninjas around my place."

Ichikishimahime's face was full of questions, and she was confused about the nickname Sasuke gave herself.

Loli snake? Do I look that young?

Maitreya glanced at the people around him and Inaba Tenwei, who seemed to have something to say, he pondered for a moment and said: "The Ai family would like to thank Master Inaba again for his kindness. Please give me more light in the near future. I will move out as soon as I find a new place to stay."

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She could clearly sense that Inaba wanted to ask for something, but for unknown reasons she did not speak out.

Of course there was no problem in staying there for a while, but she had agreed with Inaba Tenwei in advance that she was a widow and an old mother with an eight-year-old child, and had no interest in participating in the great revival plan of the Inaba family.

"So good..."

Zuosuke nodded, completely disapproving of Maitreya's words. When you get to Konoha Village, you can leave whenever you want? Don't we, the Konoha Barrier, don't want to lose face?

She just stayed at home and studied how to teach herself the basics of the Sage Mode, and she left Nanga Shrine to you to clean it up. You will be the witch of the Uchiha clan in the future!

The function of a shrine is not only for you to worship gods, but also for festivals, red and white... Anyway, everything from birth to death, including food, clothing, housing and transportation, has something to do with the shrine.

No shrine is complete without a miko.

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"Huh? Where is the Uzumaki Abiren?"

While they were tasting the pre-dinner food in the restaurant, the sliding paper door of the private room was suddenly opened. A mass-produced Bai Zetsu with thick green hair on his head looked into the private room and asked with a strange expression on his face, "But what about the left side?"

It’s okay for you to be here, Mr. Zhu, come and sign for it! The total cost of the Caoyin Village Express is three million taels.”

With that said, it opened the sliding door completely and pushed the timid girl it had been holding into the box.

She had short red hair and was wearing a dusty black short-sleeved shirt and shorts. She looked like a tomboy with slightly burgundy eyes and looked blankly in the box. She shouted as if she couldn't believe it: "...Mother?"

The moment he saw his mother, Xiang Ling's mind was almost blank, and what unfolded in front of him was unexpected.

Zuosuke ordered the Uzumaki White Zetsu to rescue Xiang Li, and he actually told the White Zetsus to save Xiang Li.

But after the order was passed down through the layers, the original meaning of safety, peace of mind, and stable rescue was lost.

It fell into the hands of Bai Jue who was on a mission. After determining the target, Bai Jue directly filled a sack with fragrant phosphorus and left.

That is to say, there were many people in the capital of the Fire Country, and there were quite a few ninjas wandering around here. Bai Jue released the fragrant phosphorus from the sack and walked it on a lead, so as not to attract the attention of those nosy people.

Xiang Lingdu thought that he had been kidnapped and sold to some remote country to be used as a blood bag, but he never expected that he would finally see his mother... and have a happy reunion.

"Mother...wuwuwu."

Xiang Lu threw herself into Xun Hui's arms and cried loudly: "Xiang Lu misses you so much... They all said that you are dead and will never come back from the battlefield in the Kingdom of Ghosts..."

"It's okay..." Xunhui hugged Xianglan, looked at Zuosuke who was silent next to him, and sighed slowly.

It can't be said that it's completely fine...but at least the treatment is much better than that of Cao Yincun, from a public blood pack to an exclusive blood pack for one person.