The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Dongmen Jiebing woke up from her dreams several times and fell asleep many times. Although the dungeon was dirty, the food was pretty good, and he was treated to meat and wine, which made his hair stand on end. He thought to himself:"Anyone who goes to the execution ground to be executed on the guillotine must be treated with food and wine before death. Am I bound to die? What is this?" This ghost place...is like hell? Is there any real meat and wine in hell?" I thought about this in a daze, then fell into a trance again, and suddenly I heard someone's voice discussing:

"……At present, there is no shortage of talents, gold or jade in the palace. What's more, the sea of ​​blood is fragrant, the Tao Qi always exists, and the spirit treasure talisman must tell the nine heavens to eliminate the past and present evils, increase all blessings and wisdom, and compete with each other to complete the root of victory. Let him go! Those who are circulated will get it in the coming year…………"

Dongzi's heart palpitated, and he felt that his words were mysterious and unpredictable, but his Yan words were not glib. He was very distracted despite the sweat on his body. I listened subconsciously, but there was dead silence. Then there was a loud"pengpengpeng-beep-la-la" sound. In confusion, Dongzi lost consciousness again. The convulsions returned for a moment and he was left in the wilderness.

Dongmen Jiebing was half-conscious, struggling to turn over on the wild lawn, but couldn't help it. He secretly shouted:"My sword... the sword Hua'er gave me." He fumbled around in confusion, grabbed the scabbard, and thought to himself:"Who are they? They are not ghosts with bull heads and horse faces... they are not lies... they are not the Palace of Hell....not Huangquan Road...no……‘Those who have been circulated will get it in the coming year.’"He only wrote down the last two sentences, thought over them, and thought to himself:"Will you... take me in next year?" Thinking of this, he fainted again.

Under the eyes, three crazy people are swaying, these are the three monsters of Huangshan: the big-mouthed fish holding the mace is walking in front; the two-kicking man holding the mace is walking in the middle; the one behind is humming a tune. A triangular cat carrying a mace. The second kick suddenly screamed:"Ah - there is a dead person!"

The three monsters came around and saw a corpse lying on the ground. They all held their breath and were in a daze. Dongzi fell into a nightmare, everything was blurred, he could only move without consciousness.

"Oh... not dead - still alive!"The big-mouthed fish roared.

The triangular cat bumped against the ground to compete with each other. He raised his mace and was about to hit Dongzi's head. He asked:"Brother, hammer him to death! The live meat can be eaten! It's good for drinking."

The second kick kicked the left back and blocked it, and said:"I'll do it! I'll smash it to pieces with a hammer? How to eat? The boss

, who was a big-mouthed fish, stepped forward to stop him again and said:"Go away! Two brothers, kill each other with a knife and cut them into pieces. One hundred thousand are clean. How can you use a stick to make a hammer!" After that, a shiny wolf-tooth knife came out. Falling from the air, slashing Dongmen Jie Bing's neck straight

"Gangdang——"With a loud noise, the wolf-toothed knife flew into the air and landed into the soil, leaving only half of it outside. The three monsters couldn't help but be horrified, twisted their mouths, and looked around timidly. I saw a big barefoot man jump out, put away his throwing sword, and put on his resurrecting clothes. He heard loud laughter and said,"Haha, human flesh is sour! It doesn't taste good!"

One of the Three Monsters of Huangshan Look, it was Sima Dajie, who knelt down, kowtowed quickly, clasped his hands and said:"Exalted master from this world, have mercy on me. I am too young to see Mount Tai, so please spare us."

Sima Da was generous, detached, and magnanimous, and said with a smile. :"Haha, I'm not going to kill you, so why bother giving this gift? Get up quickly!"

The three monsters thanked them and stood up, bowing deeply again. Big-mouthed fish said matter-of-factly:"Master, it's better to be half dead than to stink. You guys have good intentions. Once this rotten man dies, he will have no one to rely on. No one will buy him a coffin to bury him in his grave."

Sima Da picked it up with his scabbard and was surprised:"Oh, it's Dongmen Jie Bing? Everyone is looking for you... Why are you lying in the wild?" He wandered around for a few times and said:"Three Treasures of Huangshan, this is a murderer, there is a secret case Ask him to confess! Leave it to me."

The three monsters did not hesitate and said in unison:"Just go ahead - leave it to everyone to deal with it." There was another heated invitation to Sima Da to have a drink, but Master Sima Da declined. The three monsters were afraid of Sima Da, so they clasped their fists in panic and ran away quickly.

After the Three Monsters of Huangshan left, Sima Da put his fingers in his mouth and blew a whistle. A strong wind blew. Li Qingxia came with his sword and asked,"What's going on? Who is this?"

Sima Da calmed down and placed his finger on Dongzi's life point. Click on the"Resurrection Finger". Dongmen Jiebing panted, fanned her lungs, and smacked her lips for a while. She breathed out her true energy and turned over. After waking up, she said:"Oh, oh, two seniors... what kind of place is this?" ?...Why am I lying in the wilderness?"