The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Sun Simiao's golden saying: Never leave your hands with good medicine, and never leave your mouth with good words.

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It's not wrong for Long Daxiu to love Qingqing, but Qingqing hates him. Yue Zhongxiao is a fierce girl who puts chastity and character first, reputation and loyalty first, and there is no room for so much gossip and sarcasm. Long Daxiu was quite afraid of the smile in the moon, because he had been a neighbor in his early years, and Qingqing did not dare to threaten him with a sword.

Long Datou chased Qingqing three times at night, and three times he encountered a masked man in Tsing Yi. He was so frightened that he fled and accidentally fell into the dye pond. At least he was fished out by the slave workers and did not lose his life.

Long Datou has many romantic affairs. Once he forcibly kissed a girl on horseback, but he kissed the horse's buttocks, which made everyone laugh. In fact, Long Daxiu was not a bad person. He cured many people's illnesses and was also generous. He collected money less than two taels. He once refused to accept money from patients who were too poor. Therefore, it is still common for people to joke and ask him to help preside over affairs.

Long Daxiu is not a small person, but he likes to brag about his ability to restore souls. It's funny to say that once, while trying to save a man who was fished out of the river, he inflated the air with his mouth, but his belt broke. He even boasted:"You can't die. This doctor knows the soul-returning technique and can revive the dead." If Li Shizhen hadn't rushed quickly and inflated the patient to revive the drowning person, it would have been fatal.

That night. Long Daxiu went to find Qingqing, but Liu Fenshu accidentally poured water on his feet, making Long Dacheng feel like a drowned rat. Behind him, Yue Shangxiao Fan Li was yelling:"Doctor Long", which scared him and made him run around in the dark world, making the three smiling girls laugh for a while. There are poems to prove it:

If you trap a bird, you will lose the rice, and you will kiss the butt of a lustful person.

It made the three girls laugh, and their feet were dripping with water.

Long Datou was out of breath, bumped into the tree, and started to curse Yuexiaxiao. But Qingqing jumped out of the forest and waited with cold eyes. Long Daxiu was so frightened that he rolled around and shouted:"There is a ghost... ah, Qingqing has turned into a ghost. Run away."

Long Daxiu and Li Shizhen were classmates and colleagues. He often came to Li Shizhen to chat and delay It was the precious time when Shi Zhen wrote"Compendium of Materia Medica"."An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time." This sentence hung on Long Datou's lips, but he actually hijacked a lot of Shizhen's time. No matter what, Shizhen hated him, but she couldn't live without him, so she had to ask her wife and the people at the medicine hall to entertain him well.

What kind of life is Long Daxiu's life? As you can see, he looks handsome, has a small body, and is tall and skinny.

He has a wild yellow flower in his ear and wears a dark brown brocade robe.

He was wearing oily golden boots and was very luxurious.

When Long Daxiu entered the gate of Zhenyao Hall, he nodded and bowed, and said with a smile:"Li Shizhen, Li Shizhen, the old student Hanchuang is actually the descendant of Li Babai, the true king of Ziyang. No wonder the old colleague can also make medicine and make elixirs, and he is a miraculous healer for everyone in the world. Ha. Li Babai lasted 800 years, and lived through the Xia, Shang, and Wednesday dynasties. Li Shizhen is a descendant of Li Babai, and he will also be a longevity star. He will live to be two or three hundred years old, no matter what. Admire, admire."

Li Shizhen is here I meditate behind the hall and practice"Chen Xiyi's Twenty-Four Solar Terms Guidance Sitting Exercise". A large picture was drawn by Shizhen herself and hung on the screen. In the picture, a practitioner is meditating. Below it is written: Picture of sitting on the first lunar month of spring.

The movement governs the early Qi of Jueyang. At this time, it is used with the Shaoyang Sanjiao Xianghuo Sitting

Gong: it is suitable for two hours every day at Zi and Chou. Put your hands together and press your thighs, bend your neck and turn around, pull the left and right side fifteen times each, and knock your teeth to breathe. Gargle.

Treatment: stagnation of wind-qi, headache, pain behind the ears, shoulder pain, back pain, elbow and arm pain, and other pains.

When Shizhen heard that her classmate Long Daxiu had arrived and was singing high-pitched praises, she felt annoyed and had to stand up and salute to greet him, saying:"Hey, my old colleague Daxiu is here, please." When Long Datou saw him Chen Xiyi was sitting on the Kung Fu diagram, and the conversation started again, and he praised:"Oh, my old colleague is practicing Master Chen's magical Kung Fu. Haha, just now this doctor said that you are a descendant of Li Babai, and you can live to be two or three hundred years old at least. , this time it doesn’t stop. You practice Chen Xiyi’s magical meditation skills again, and you can live as long as the eight hundred years that our ancestors lived. I really underestimate you."

Shi Zhen only shook his head, waved his hand vigorously, and said sternly :"Hey! The young doctor Li Shizhen is Li Shizhen. Li Babai is a figure in the legend of the gods, and I am an ordinary mortal. How can we compare them? I am not a miracle doctor. I have little knowledge and talent. I hope my classmates can give me advice."

Long Daxiu said in a glib tone. , said:"What the hell, Da Xiu is the one who has the upper hand. Whether it's taking pulses to diagnose or prescribing medicine to cure diseases, I'm not as good as me. However, old classmate, you are famous all over the world for your books, but you make too many mistakes, and I am afraid that my doctor will be damaged. I want to remind you of the reputation of my old colleague."

Shi Zhen was shocked when he heard this, and said in embarrassment:"Too many mistakes? Where are the mistakes?"

The leader shook his head and said arrogantly:"Shi Zhen, are you there? The book says:"Angelica sinensis is not a celery."However, most of the ancient medicine books call it celery. If you don't respect the sages' medicine books, you are afraid that your hard-earned reputation will be ruined."

Shi Zhen suddenly understood and said with a smile:"I thought there was something wrong. It turns out that Everyone has their own opinion. So, let me ask you: Angelica sinensis blooms like celery. Just because of this, should it be classified as celery?"

This question left Long Daxiu speechless and speechless.

Shi Zhen said:"Danggui is not originally a celery. It is named celery only because its flowers resemble celery. Angelica is an important medicine for women to regulate blood, and it means missing their husbands. Therefore, the name Angelica coincides with Tang poetry." The meaning of flax is similar to the fact that it is easy to grow flax but no one has planted it."

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Sun Simiao's golden saying: If you want to treat a disease, treat it with food first. Since diet therapy could not cure the disease, medication was finally used.