The Sick and Weak Horse Dressed As a Villain
Chapter 71:
Back at the apartment building, Qiao Wen had not had time to tell Chen Canan that the other party's father, who had been blocked in the elevator, pulled his ears back to the house, and was followed by a torture of fried meat with bamboo shoots.
Standing at the entrance of the Chen family, Qiao Wen originally thought that Uncle Chen was frightened and frightened these few days. It would be psychological comfort to make him beat up the unwary guy and complain.
However, looking at Chen Canan, who was just released from prison, was screamed by the feather duster. In the end, he couldn't bear it. He quickly went up and persuaded Father Chen: "Uncle Chen, this time it is not Nan Ge's fault. Let him be here. After having been in it for so many days, please don't worry about him."
Father Chen also waited and got down the donkey. When he persuaded him, he immediately stopped with a grunt, and pointed at his hapless son with a feather duster, and said, "You are a troublesome guy, a guy who doesn't know the heights and heights of the earth. You think anyone can provoke him? Yes. It's not that Xiao Qiao thinks of a way, you are afraid that you will have to eat prison food for a year and a half this time."
"Dad, I was wrong!" Chen Jianan hugged his head and screamed, obviously not listening at all.
Uncle Chen on the side and Aunt Chen persuaded: "Yes, Anan will come back safely, take a good bath and go to bad luck. We also have to go to the tea restaurant to work, Granny Qiao will be there alone, for fear that she won't be able to take care of her. ."
Father Chen saw that his son was intact, apparently he hadn't suffered anything in prison, he was already relieved, but he still waved his hand in disgust, "Go! Go! Seeing you who are not good, your father will bother me."
"Good!" Chen Canan got up and obediently rolled to Qiao Wen's house next door.
After entering the room, Qiao Wen asked him to turn around, lifted the hem of his T-shirt and checked his back.
Although Father Chen didn't do it hard, the feather duster was drawn on his body, and there were still several red marks. He sighed and said: "You go to take a shower first, and I will help you rub some medicine."
Chen Jianan didn't care: "My father is all fancy, it doesn't hurt."
Qiao Wen squinted at him, and deliberately slapped him on the back: "It really doesn't hurt?"
Chen Jianan immediately jumped up, sucking in a cold breath and yelled: "It hurts..." He took the T-shirt off his head and complained, "My dad is true too. I'm such a big person, and he beat me up. . That means he is my dad. Otherwise, with his strength, I can fly him with one finger."
Qiao Wen couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you going to heaven? You want to beat your dad?"
Chen Jianan shook his head hurriedly: "That's definitely not dare. In this world, my dad can let me be beaten honestly." After that, thinking of something, he grinned at Qiao Wen, "Yes, there is still little Joe, if you want to hit me, I will never fight back."
Qiao Wen looked at his smiling handsome face, smiled slyly, and pretended to look around: "Really? Where did Grandma put the feather duster?"
Chen Jianan's expression changed, and he rushed into the bathroom, closed the door and said loudly, "Oh, my back hurts so much. When I finish taking a shower, Xiao Qiao, give me medicine."
Qiao Wen shook his head amusedly and went to the drawer to find medicine.
ten minutes later. Someone shirtless, shaking a head of steam, came out of the bathroom, ran to the sofa, sat down heavily, moved to Qiao Wen's side, and leaned close to him.
Qiao Wen, who was watching TV news, was splashed with a few drops of water and pushed him disgustingly: "Are you annoying?"
Chen Jianan glanced at him with a smirk, and simply hit the snake on the stick and hugged his waist, rubbing his wet head against his face: "It's not annoying."
"Brother Nan, is it really annoying? It's not too hot on a hot day."
Chen Jianan hugged him deadly and said, "There are electric fans that are not hot. You don't know how much I miss you in jail these days."
Although the words between the two big men are somewhat nauseous, Qiao Wen has become accustomed to his straightforward intimacy, and he did not feel embarrassed. On the contrary, when he heard such words, he felt very relieved—because he had to admit. He also missed him a lot these days.
He pulled the towel left aside, wiped Chen Jianan's hair, then looked at his handsome face left and right, and said, "Are you losing weight?"
Chen Jianan said: "Don't mention it, the food in the prison is really not for people to eat. After we moved in the past six months, which meal was either fish or meat, I went inside, and I felt like I had eaten it for a few days."
Qiao Wen smiled: "Knowing that you must be greedy, I ordered a table of dishes in Manfulou and delivered them to the door after a while."
Chen Jianan nodded vigorously: "I knew Xiao Qiao you were the best to me."
As he was talking, his eyes fell on the TV screen inadvertently, and the news pictures inside looked very familiar.
Isn't the person surrounded by the crowd the same person?
"No!" He let go of his hand holding Qiao Wen and pointed to the TV in surprise, "Why am I on TV?"
"I'll tell you slowly." Qiao Wen picked up the medicated liquor from the coffee table, lifted his clothes, and while rubbing the medicine on him, he told him from beginning to end what had happened in the past few days.
"What? Those who rushed to the street actually asked you to blackmail half a million?" Chen Jianan didn't have much idea about the fact that he became a hero. The focus was on Qiao Wen being blackmailed for half a million. "Their identity Isn’t it clear? I dared to blackmail my pretty boy Nan, and I’ll show them some color when I look back."
Qiao Wen couldn't laugh or cry, and quickly stopped him: "Brother Nan, you haven't learned your lesson yet? Now we are not in the city, and we can't just rely on our fists. Especially when dealing with these people with status, we can't use force. Besides..." He paused slightly, and added, "You are now famous, and everyone calls you a hero. I don't know how many eyes are staring at you. If people know that you are hitting people casually, the reason for being on our side was originally. , I'm afraid I have to go back to King Peter and the others."
"Okay, I see. I don't want to trouble them for the time being." Chen Jianan nodded reluctantly, then raised his eyelids again and asked uncertainly, "You said I'm famous now, everyone is called My hero?"
Qiao Wen smiled and nodded: "Yes, you are now seeing the great hero Liang Zinan who has been bullied by your compatriots. The reporters who are surrounding you today are all for interviewing your great hero. In the next few days, It is estimated that there will be reporters downstairs in the apartment and outside your martial arts hall. Pay attention to yourself, maintain a positive image, and don't talk nonsense."
"Understood." Chen Jianan nodded vigorously, feeling incredible and overjoyed. "I was in jail for a few days. I thought it was someone with a criminal record. I didn't expect you to make it for me. Great hero, Xiao Qiao, you are really amazing."
Qiao Wen smiled and said: "Although you were in the bar that day, your approach was not advisable, but the starting point is indeed a good one. To me, you are a hero."
Chen Jianan was a little embarrassed by his praise, a face thick as a city wall, rarely blushing. He cleared his throat twistedly and said, "Xiao Qiao, do you really think I am a hero?"
Qiao Wen nodded: "Of course, seeing the injustice coming forward is the greatest chivalrous man. But Confucianism uses literature to chase the law, and chivalry uses martial arts to ban. To be a real hero, you still cannot use violence at will."
Chen Jianan scratched his head in a shame, a little bit understanding: "Xiao Qiao, can you make it simpler?"
Qiao Wen said: "In short, you want to be a real hero, instead of being so famous now, you can't just rely on your fists."
Chen Jianan curled his lips: "I knew you said that I was a hero, and you were coaxing me." After thinking about it, he asked, "How can you be considered a true hero?"
Qiao Wen chuckled his lips and smiled: "A true hero, not to mention learning rich five cars, but at least he also needs to learn a little more knowledge."
Chen Jianan fell down on the sofa and made a ten percent rogue appearance: "Then I should still be a bear?"
Qiao Wen glanced at him speechlessly, and said in his spare time: "Brother Nan, whether you are a hero or a bear, you should read more books, at least you have to learn English."
Chen Canan said: "Foreign devils occupy our territory, and why should I learn their language?"
"Teach barbarians to develop skills to control barbarians. If you don't understand ghosts, how can you defeat others?"
Chen Jianan lay lazily and continued to play rogues: "I don't understand."
Qiao Wen turned his head and looked at him. This guy really can't get used to it. He still has to use some tough methods. He gloomily said: "Brother Nan, did you say that I beat you, you won't fight back?"
Chen Jianan's instinct was wrong, opened his eyelids, and saw that Qiao Wen had a belt in his hand for some time, and he was pulling it with a crackling sound.
He immediately sat up, jumped off the sofa, and ran to Qiao Wen's room as he said: "Xiao Qiao, you are calm and calm, can't I learn from me?"
Qiao Wen chased in with a belt, but it was a pity that this figure really dragged his feet.
Chen Jianan did not fight back, but when he rushed over, the other party slammed and fell on the bed himself. Chen Jianan laughed happily at the sight of the misfortune, and laughed to the point that he was overwhelmed with joy.
Qiao Wen turned over and coldly twitched his mouth.
So because of his underestimation of the enemy, Chen Jianan was successfully attacked by the person on the bed who had no power to restrain the chicken, and fell next to him. Qiao Wen turned over, pressed on him, pinched his cheek with one hand, held the belt with the other, and said viciously: "You be honest with me! Do you not learn?"
Reluctantly, he has a beautiful little white face, which is really no deterrent. Seeing his sullen face, Chen Jianan even wanted to squeeze it. He laughed more and more unscrupulously, and said with a stupid yin and yang, "Study... Learn a fart!"
Only then, the laughter turned into a long wailing.
Twenty minutes later.
On the Qiao family table, there were seven or eight kinds of delicious dishes from Fumanlou, and the two sat across the table with their bowls and chopsticks. Chen Jianan lowered his head, changing from his usual gorging, it was rare to be somewhat gentle.
Qiao Wen gave him a braised elbow with soft chopsticks: "Let's eat, I haven't eaten meat for several days, eat more."
"Yeah." Chen Jianan nodded honestly.
Qiao Wen said again: "Starting tomorrow, you should learn two words a day, it should be quite simple."
"OK."
Chen Jianan took two bites of rice, quietly looked at Qiao Wen who was eating slowly on the opposite side, slightly loosened the clamped legs, and then secretly took a breath.
Qiao Wen's trick just now made him beg for mercy, and almost hurt him so much that he cried and cried to his mother.
He sighed silently.
Don't think Xiao Qiao looks harmless to humans and animals. It is also a cat that can only scratch people. You can't mess with him in the future, otherwise the happiness of the rest of your life will be gone.
The next morning, Chen Jianan and Qiao Wen fought a set of punches together, and then honestly under the nose of each other, memorized two English words before going out to the martial arts gym.
Sure enough, a few reporters were squatting downstairs, but Chen Jianan didn't have time to pay attention to them, put on a helmet and rode on a motorcycle, and walked away without stopping for a moment, leaving only a handsome figure in the cameras of a few reporters. .
When I arrived at the martial arts gym, I found that there were more reporters squatting here.
Since Qiao Wen said that he is not a real hero now, Chen Jianan didn’t want to be interviewed too much, but seeing this group of enthusiastic reporters, it’s not easy to think about others, and then think of his martial arts gym. The man led the martial arts hall on the second floor, and let the younger brother who was stationed in the martial arts hall take a tour with others. Then he changed into a martial arts uniform and accepted interviews openly in the martial arts hall. Under the plaque, people took pictures.
Sent away this wave of reporters.
He lay down on a wicker chair, clearly intending to mess around.
A younger brother stepped forward and said: "Brother Nan, we are relieved when you come out. I didn't expect you to become a celebrity. However, even though we have distributed a lot of flyers in your absence these days, only a few people consulted and signed up. What should I do?"
Chen Canan said: "Don't worry, there will be someone soon. Don't be too busy at that time."
"How can it? We are here to do things with Nan Ge."
Chen Jianan stared at him, then patted him on the shoulder: "Then in the next few days, you will be very busy."
Sure enough, after Chen Jianan accepted wave after wave of interviews, his martial arts gym is equivalent to doing free publicity again and again. A Chinese young man who is a knight and righteous man, just happens to be a handsome one in a million. Handsome, this is the natural hot material for news reports. For a time, Chen Canan has become the biggest darling of major newspapers and media.
In the next few days, the Anan Martial Arts Hall was called a city. Those who came to register for martial arts, from five or six-year-old children to sixty or seventy-year-old people, were very busy with all the young brothers in the martial arts hall.
And Chen Jianan’s former status as the club’s red club has naturally been stripped away, but it is precisely because he retired from the club, and in order to withdraw from the club, he also went through three knives and six holes, which is even more impressive. Lamented that he has a firm heart toward kindness and conscience.
Regardless of whether he is a hero in Qiao Wen's eyes, in the hearts of the general public, he is a real hero.
It was also during this period that a recently well-known writer published a chivalrous novel called "Bringing into the World" in the newspaper. It was about a poor-born protagonist who relied on his skill to travel all the way. The story of a chivalrous man who becomes a great hero.
The novels are exquisite in writing and the plot is ups and downs, which often makes readers feel excited. Just a few serializations have caused a craze in the whole city. For a time, Luoyang paper is expensive and a small well-known writer has become a great writer with a lot of money in a short time.
Because the name of the protagonist in "Bringing into the World" happens to have a southern character, he is also very handsome and handsome, and it was serialized after the Chen Jianan incident. Although the author didn't say anything, many readers have automatically brought the prototype into the pretty boy. South.
By the way, this new great writer, whose pen name is Guan Zhen, is just one word away from Guan Zhenbao's name.
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