The Silly Alchemist

After Sharan’s unhappyness accumulated so much time, it finally broke out, and said coldly -

"Hey, still laughing and laughing here, it seems that you didn't even want to win in the past. Also, how can a fat woman like you win? I think you will give up early, don't come out and be a little better."

This was originally a very ordinary word. Well, compared to the words that Ye Lang said, this sentence is nothing at all, but this sentence has stimulated Xiao Xiaoyu, just because people are different.

Ye Lang said that she would be more irritating, and she would not be in the heart, because she knew that Ye Lang was not malicious, and if she changed to other people, it would be different, not to mention her rival.

"You can rest assured, I will not give up, I will certainly win, not only to win you, I have to win the championship!!" Xiao Xiaoyan said unwillingly.

"..." Silence, at this time, everyone is silent.

"Haha..." and then the screaming laughter, although everyone knows that Xiao Xiaozhen is going to participate in the competition, but she also knows that she is provocative, and she did not laugh at her.

However, the situation is different now. Xiao Xiaoyu actually said that he wants to win. He also said that to win the championship, this makes people feel too funny, just like hearing the best jokes in the world.

"Haha, just because you want to win me, you have to win the championship, unless everyone blinks, or you will wait for the next life to reincarnate and change it. Haha..." Sharan smiled unscrupulously, 狠狠Step on the little cockroach.

This is not the most hurtful. Sharan continued to put the knife in the end: "In this life, you can only compare with pigs, only with pigs! You are a pig, you should call a pig!"

"You..." Xiao Xiaoying was hurt and couldn't say anything. In the eyes, there seemed to be tears that wanted to come out.

At this time, the people in the whole classroom are silent, although they say that they are smiling, but with such insulting words, they will not agree. After all, everyone is a classmate, they have been together for so many years, and they are somewhat emotional. .

It can also be said that Xiao Xiaoying’s popularity is not bad. He has not offended anyone. The characteristics of the person do not hinder the feelings of classmates. Personality is the key to this, and her character is well recognized. Look at her against Ye Lang. The attitude can be seen one or two.

"Yes, yes, she is more beautiful than the pig, so she will participate in this competition." Ye Lang is not salty and sounds.

"..." When everyone stayed, they seemed to be unable to understand the meaning of the words, and soon they understood.

"Hey..."

Some people couldn't help but start to laugh, and they sighed that this sentence was perfect, letting others lift their stones and lick their own feet.

"Ye Lang! You are talking about who is a pig!" Sharan said.

"You!" Ye Lang replied very simply. "This is just a matter of your literal interpretation. She is going to compete with you for the pigs!"

"Ye Lang, don't say it, you will offend people like this." Xiao Xiao said.

The offender here is of course not referring to Shalan. Ye Lang has already offended her many times. It refers to Ye Lang’s scorpion playing a boatman and the whole talents who participated in the contest are said to be pigs.

"I am afraid of what the offender is afraid of, who dares to provoke Laozi, Laozi, I am a classy Ye Family, less than 13, the tiger does not make a threat when I am a sick cat?" Ye Lang said very arrogantly, showing his nephew's side.

This sentence is also reminding the people present. This kid is a family of less than thirteen. It is an irresistible Lord. Those noble ladies who participated in the contest, even if he pointed their noses, they are pigs. Can only swallow the sound.

In recent years, Ye Lang’s identity has often been neglected. Besides, he has always been very low-key, and he often makes confused and makes people laugh and laugh. At the same time, he feels very close, and the most important thing is that he rarely This is to scare people with identity.

The people in this classroom will ignore their identity and get along much. It is natural to not regard Ye Lang as a person, just a classmate.

At this time, Sharan’s face became very ugly, and it seems to have noticed this. Although her boyfriend Moya is called the four sons of the college, the four sons may not be enough for Ye Lang’s weight. weight.

Described in one sentence, Ye Lang seems to be like a hidden boss!

"This is also true, you are not something that ordinary people can get, but - others can secretly engage you, and you will often be confused, it is easy to be counted!" Xiao Xiaoyu also said very rudely.

"Go! I am savvy, how can I be confused, others will count on me, then I can only say it in my next life!" Ye Lang is shaking his head to deny it.

"Smart? That was who stumbled into the women's locker room yesterday, and was hunted for half a day."

"...this can't blame me, who told them not to make up the brand, I thought they were all men."

"It is a person who knows that there will be one male and one female. If they are all male, they will not separate two. You are confused, this is not the first time!"

"Rely, if you say it again, Lao Tzu will not help you. I still want you to win these pigs. Now I have to consider it." Ye Lang was furious and angry.

Xiao Xiao said with no anger: "You still said that they are pigs, so will... Wait, what have you just said?"

"There is nothing, that is to say, consider thinking about helping you not to help you." Ye Lang said with a hand.

"Help me? Do you have any way to help me?" Xiao Xiaoyu doubted.

"There are a lot of ways, it depends on how you choose." Ye Lang pretended to be a high-ranking person, standing with his hands on his head and leaning his head to squint at everyone.

"Is there any way?" Xiao Xiaoying did not pay attention to Ye Lang’s behavior at this time, but asked nervously that she certainly hoped she could win, even if it seemed impossible.

“There are simple and effortless, and complex and painful. Which one do you choose?”

"Simple!" Xiao Xiao said very simply, the world will choose this way.

"The simple way is that I spend money to buy those judges and the audience, and then threaten them. Under the coercion and temptation, when the champion is not your hand, then." Ye Lang said a way to let everyone fall to the ground, only He dared to mention.

"..."

After a short silence, Xiao Xiao said: "Or change one, this is not good!"

Although this method of heat is speechless, no one will doubt that Ye Lang can't do it. With his personality of losing the family, this kind of thing is his favorite, whether it will succeed.

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