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"Does this provide you with a year of laughter? Nangong Yan shook his head slightly,"Your smile is a bit low."……"

"Hehe, I am actually relatively easy to satisfy in terms of fun. Nangong

Yan raised his eyebrows:"Then let me tell you a true story. How about contracting your laughter for three years?""

"Come! It’s best if you can make me laugh for five years!"

"One time when I was taking a bus……"

"Huh? I haven't seen you take a bus since I met you?"

"In the past, now I basically rely on my feet when I go out. Nangong Yan shrugged and continued,"At one station, three middle school students came up. As for which middle school they were from, I won't say. Three junior high school boys."

"It happens that there is only one seat left in the car……"

"Special crowd seating?"Shi Yu guessed directly.

Nangong Yan nodded:"One of them sat down directly, and the other two stood beside him."

"As you all know, different buses have different markings on the seats. The bus I took happened to be marked in full text. Next to the seat were the words"Elderly, Weak, Sick, Disabled and Pregnant"."

"The two boys standing didn't seem to mean anything else. One of them said in a very natural tone, 'Old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant... Well, you are not old, you are not weak, you are not sick, and you are not disabled... Then you are pregnant!’"

"Pfft~" The goblin smiled, then shook his head,"It's interesting, but it's not like you'll be responsible for my laughter for three years, right? Nangong

Yan shrugged:"Besides, how could that boy sit there and bear it? He immediately said with a blushing face, 'You're just pregnant!'" ', and then... the boy from before said again, 'If you eliminate all impossibilities, no matter how unbelievable the rest is, it is the only truth!’"

"puff!"*NNow most people are squirting!

"Yes, it was just like you in the car at that time, everyone was laughing happily."Nangong Yan smiled and nodded,"Including the driver... his eyes narrowed when he smiled."

Daughters:"……"

"Fortunately, this was an old driver, so the car didn't shake at all. Ying Lili rolled her eyes at him:"

Scared me!" Don’t add this section! Nangong

Yan shook his head:"It's true. What can I do?""

"Not a joke to you?"The goblin glared.

"No, personal experience."

Well, even this kind of thing can happen.……

"and after?"Honoko asked curiously.

"Later, I got off the bus, but when I got off the bus and went back, two men in their twenties sitting behind the pregnant boy also got off the bus. They didn't look very good.

Fumino shook his head and said,"I really don't know if that boy did it on purpose.""

"I don’t care whether it was intentional or not. This thing made me laugh for half a month. It’s quite interesting when I think about it."As he said this, Nangong Yan looked at the goblin,"Why, how long do you think this is enough to keep you laughing?"

"Hehehe, not counting the following ones, just the part about 'eliminating all possibilities' really made me laugh for a long time, because this elimination method is so funny!"When the goblin said that, he really smiled happily.

When he mentioned this elimination method, the others also wanted to laugh a little. He directly gave him only five options for death, and then eliminated the previous options in order, and only one was left. Okay, no need to rule it out!

"You know, because this is a true story, I recreated the scene. If I were to make up the story, what the boy said at the beginning wouldn't be 'eliminate all possibilities'’"Nangong Yan’s lips curled up

"Instead, it will turn into... The boy's expression was slightly frightened, and he whispered uneasily,"Last time I stayed at your house, was it because I fell asleep?" I shouldn't be the father of the child, right?’"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"*N

This amount of information is too much!

Some people burst out laughing, and some were blushing. But after blushing, they couldn't help but laugh together.

Mafuyu, blushing and suppressing laughter, patted Nangong Yan's back hard, Nangong Yan touched the place where he was photographed with a smile:"Okay, I feel like this story has made all of you laugh, so I won't stop talking about it today."

"yes……"Xiao Meilang Aicheng smiled helplessly,"I always feel that if we don't leave, we might be laughing so hard that we can't walk anymore.""

········Asking for flowers····0

He made them laugh a lot before leaving, so Nangong Yan's joke was not in vain.

After they left, the fairy sighed again:"After tomorrow, it will become a little deserted again."

Not only will Miharu leave tomorrow, but Honoka and the others can't continue to stay at Nangong's house because of the start of school. There are more than ten people, no wonder the goblin feels deserted

"Emily-chan doesn’t have to think that way! Xiaoniao chuckled and said,"We just can't stay overnight, but we will still come here every day.""

The goblin thought so, but there was nothing he could do during the day. Fortunately, there were still a lot of people at home, not to mention that as long as Nangong Yan was around, there would always be lots of interesting things, so don't think about those!........0

Nangong Yan said speechlessly:"Those of us who go to school haven't said anything yet, but you seem to be suffering from vacation syndrome.……"

Xiaohua nodded:"No, she is."

Emily:"……"

"Sagiri, what about you? Nangong Yan looked at Sagiri and asked,"Are you planning to go to school?""

Sagiri:"……"

"Brother...do you have to go? Sagiri asked cautiously.

Nangong Yan rubbed her little head:"I'm not saying you must go, but I also think that people have to experience many things in their life. Look at your brother and me, you Say... is it really necessary for me to go to school?"

"Yes, in terms of knowledge alone, I don’t need to go to school, even university, but I still choose to go to school."

"After all, a person only has one childhood and only one student career at different stages. If you miss it, maybe you will regret it in the future?"

Nangong Yan rubbed Sagiri's little head and became addicted. He smiled:"Finally, let me tell you another interesting thing about school!"

"Listen to people talking to each other, yes! This is important because you can hear a lot of gossip! Who likes who, what stage of development it has reached, what does kissing feel like, you can hear it all!"

Everyone:"……"

Is this taking advantage of girls' tendency to gossip?

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