The solar system is broken

The moonlight is misty.

The hot pot city is full of life and the wine glasses are clanging.

The solemnity of the night cannot suppress people's indulgence.

Looking at the mandarin duck pot in front of him, Yimeng twitched the corner of his mouth, it was all money.

The two of them were half-leaning on the chairs, picking their teeth with toothpicks, looking satiated. From time to time, they looked at Yimeng with a smile.

The dark-faced man had a blush on his face and was drunk.

"Sir, you spent a total of 3,200 yuan, would you like to pay with face or cash?"

Wearing a red vest and a white shirt underneath, the woman lowered her head and asked respectfully.

"Swipe your card~"

Yimeng painfully took out his bank card from his jacket and gritted his teeth, "Why do I feel like something is wrong today?"

"Beep~" the pose machine rang.

"What's wrong?!" The man in black has now changed into a red and green dress, with his legs crossed and half slumped on the chair, "The rules of the dormitory are that anyone who arrives an hour late pays the bill!"

"Wish you a pleasant meal," the waiter quickly opened the door and went out. But when he walked to the side of the black-faced man, he glanced sideways at Chen Tang and raised the corner of his mouth, as if he had said something. Unfortunately, Chen Tang was drunk.

No response.

Yimeng squinted his eyes and stared at the arrogant man carefully, "I vaguely remember that someone used this method before, and..."

"Ahem."

The black-faced man already understood, "Brother Huo Shan seems to be the only one among us who is not married."

The arrogant man snapped the toothpick in his hand and broke it, and the toothpick pierced his flesh.

Huo Shan raised his eyebrows at the dark-faced man and said secretly, Chen Tang, why are you talking about this?!

The man in black had a long face, and he gestured with his mouth, "How can I attract this guy away without using something?! Brother, I have wronged you."

you...

"Huh?? Huo Shan isn't married yet?" Yimeng smiled, "Isn't he the man who is known as the Thirteenth Man in One Night? Why did he fail in love?"

When Huo Shan was in the military academy, he was handsome and had excellent grades. He was the only one in the entire military academy.

There have been many military girls who fell in love with his long-legged trousers. The most exaggerated one was when he received thirteen confessions in one issue.

As for why it was Thirteenth One Night, this must be attributed to the strong propaganda power of their dormitory, coupled with the rumors spread by passers-by.

This is all a matter of old sesame and rotten millet, and it was dug out by him. It really made things difficult for him, a single-celled organism.

Huo Shan shook his sleeves and said, "We're all gone. Let's look at the present day if we count the famous people~"

"Do you want me to teach you some tricks to seduce girls?" He picked up the white wine on the table and took a sip, making a happy sound.

Flirting with girls?! Yimeng and Huo Shan looked like they were facing a formidable enemy.

When I was still in the military academy, the gangster trio's dog heads were clearly posted in front of the barbecue stall.

There is no other reason. After Chen Tang finished eating the kidneys and drank wine, he had to show off his skills in flirting with girls and slapped the barbecue proprietress...

"Tang~ say goodbye..."

Huo Shan looked at this guy in embarrassment. He drank too much and started to drift away.

"Don't worry. It's definitely doable this time~" Chen Tang stood up unsteadily, and his wine-red face and thick complexion could not be concealed.

Yimeng pinched his face, moved aside, and said to himself, "This lunatic is not going to cause any trouble!"

"Waiter!" shouted loudly.

Creak~ The box door opened.

Still the pretty girl.

"Sir, I'm glad to serve you. How can I help you?" He said with a smile.

The two shook their heads wildly, "He drank too much and talked nonsense..."

"You're talking nonsense, don't worry."

The waiter smiled and nodded, "Then..."

Chen Tang's eyes were blurred, and he raised his hand, "Call me husband."

The waiter glanced at the two people on the table and then at Chen Tang.

Huo Shan staggered and wanted bad food.

"Husband~"

Damn~

Huo Shan calmed down and muttered, "Actually, the service industry does not mean that customers can do whatever they want... you can refuse..."

The waiter looked at Huo Shan and said nothing.

Chen Tang burped, "Today, I'm going home with my husband...I'll show you something good..."

Bang~

Huo Shan flew up and kicked Chen Tang to the ground.

How obscene! I didn’t expect that as a soldier, you would sink to this level. You have never been so obscene in teasing someone before.

"Ouch!~"

"Are you still a human?" Huo Shan grabbed Chen Tang's collar.

"She is my wife, why did I tell her to go home~" Chen Tang, who was lying on the ground, squinted his eyes and let Huo Shan pull him limply.

"??"

Wife? Fake.

"Husband," the red lips opened slightly and hesitantly looked at the two men twisted in a ball on the ground.

"??"

Yimeng and Huo Shan looked at each other, is this fucking true?

"That madam..." Huo Shan smiled, "...I'm playing a game with him."

The waiter said nothing and looked at the two people blankly.

Yimeng nodded, turned around the table, and helped Chen Tang up, "Then Madam, we still want to catch up on old times, so we won't disturb your work."

"My wife, he kicked me~ He wants to..."

Snap, I fell asleep quickly with a stroke of my hand.

soon.

Chen Tang was lying on the table, drooling.

...

The private room fell silent.

Yimeng looked at Huo Shan seriously, "Tell me, is it because Chen Tang can't satisfy you that you called me?"

Huo Shan pointed his finger at the table, crossed his legs, and narrowed his eyes into a straight line, "How can you see it?"

"You've been feeding him all night."

One night, Chen Tang was being served wine by Huo Shan. Anyone with a bit of discernment would know that something was wrong, but Chen Tang just kept drinking one glass after another.

The corner of Huo Shan's mouth curled up slightly, "Well, there is indeed something going on, but the content is confidential..."

"Why does it have anything to do with space?"

Huo Shan nodded, "You analyzed this yourself, I didn't admit it."

"Then do it quickly."

Huo Shan nodded and shrugged, and started the first question.

"What do you do?" "Traffic policeman."

“What do traffic police officers usually do?”

"Issue a ticket."

"Who do you give your tickets to?"

"...." Damn it.

"A question chooses silence," Huo Shan shook the small bottle, pulled out a new toothpick from it, and held it in his mouth again.

"What else do you do besides get a ticket?"

"Handling traffic accidents."

"for example?"

"Wait a minute," Yimeng raised his hand and directly interrupted the inquiry, "Don't ask me who was involved in the traffic accident, I don't know."

"Well," Huo Shan agreed with a smile, "then what do they do?"

"Fuck!"

"The second question is not a direct answer." As he spoke, the toothpick in his mouth moved.

"Is the question you're asking normal?"

"Who were the people involved in your latest car accident?"

"The day before yesterday, a writer and his sister were chased by an international student," Yimeng shrugged, "and then ended up in the hospital?"

Huo Shan shook his thighs and continued to ask casually, "Are the international students male or female?"

"Except for the writer, who is a man, everyone else is female?"

"What was the cause of the accident?"

"The young man has emotional problems, although the writer refused to admit it~" Yimeng stopped as he spoke, and suddenly looked at Huo Shan seriously, "Are you asking that writer?"

Huo Shan's eyes flashed with surprise as fast as lightning.

"Continue with our question!" Huo Shan ignored it.

Yimeng sneered, "I also use the criminal investigation methods you use, don't think I don't know."

Huo Shan didn't answer because he didn't know how much Yimeng knew.

Six Degrees of Relationship Theory, a little trick invented by social psychologist Stanley Milgram in 1967.

In a specific space, six related people can connect two unrelated people with a high probability.

It seems that Huo Shan is asking some unrelated questions, but in fact it is just that the final relevant character has been set, and he has been asking and looking for this connection.

The purpose of this is also obvious. Asking the answer casually will not only obtain highly reliable information when the opponent is relaxed, but also maintain a high possibility of not being noticed.

But as a policeman, Yimeng is very familiar with this kind of deception.

After asking a few sentences and eliminating unnecessary questions, he immediately guessed the other party's purpose.

It was instantly freezing in the box, and Yimeng stared at Huoshan.

"It looks like I guessed a lot right."