The Stairway to Immortality

Zhao Shiyu sat quietly on the bed and looked at Tong Muhe in front of him, Tong Muyi jumped back and forth in front of him.

Zhao Shiyu asked with a frown, "Is there no way to remedy Elder Tong? Will I be used by the sect as a magic weapon to resist the thunderstorm in the future?" The more I think about it, the more scared I become, what should I do?"

Tong Muhe didn't answer, he still jumped back and forth on the table, looked at Zhao Shiyu after a long time, frowned and said" Your immunity to thunder and lightning is a trivial matter, your friends thought of it, and naturally those old foxes of the sect will also think of it, I wonder if there is anything missing, I originally wanted you to cultivate in a low-key manner, but I didn't expect you to become a dazzling star of the sect, oops, it's self-defeating.

Zhao Shiyu also smirked, and his hand kept patting his head, thinking that Tong Muhe was praising himself, right?

Tong Muhe scribbled on the ground with his mouth and said, "This time to hone the cave cultivation, it is really eye-catching, whether it is your financial resources, or the characteristics of your Yin Spirit Root, plus your strange tricks, everyone in the sect has been impressed by you, presumably all your news will be sent out by the spies of the various sects, and in the future, we will not dare to go anywhere except hiding in the sect."

Zhao Shiyu turned over and lay on the bed, and said disapprehantly, "Old Tong, you're exaggerating, can't you go out to the market and go to the auction?"

Tong Muhe shook his head, raised his head and sighed, "You are quite optimistic, look at everything stupidly, you are a yin spirit root is a waste, others think that you still have an unknown amount of wealth, for those who want to fight your idea, you are a piece of fragrant meat, everyone wants to take a bite, you don't expect your one-and-a-half moves, in my eyes, that move is an unformed move."

Zhao Shiyu said unconvinced, "My moves are much more powerful than those fireball techniques, wind blade techniques, and ice pick techniques, and I can take the lead in making a late strike."

Tong Mu's face changed as soon as he opened his mouth and scolded, "Idiot, you are really hopeless, stupid to death, fucking not in harmony, compared to the entry basic spell, are you so good in your life?"

Zhao Shiyu pouted and said, "Hey, I'm just a little stupid, I want to be as shrewd as Zheng Lao, I must be here to mix and play with others." Tong

Muhe spread his wings and flew to the bed and landed on Zhao Shiyu's stomach, Zhao Shiyu saw Tong Mu's alloy glittering bird's beak and back in a cold sweat, this old bird's beak was like an unbreakable awl, and he looked cautious.

Tong Muhe seemed to suddenly realize and said: "Yes, yes, yes, you think about it, what will Zheng Hao, that old fox do if he encounters this?

Zhao Shiyu cocked Erlang's legs, thinking back to Zheng Lao's way of doing things, as well as his cunning and yin tricks, his eyes looked left for a while, and then looked again, and after thinking for a while, he looked at Tong Muhe, who was thinking, and suddenly said with a gritty smile, "I thought about it, I thought of the old man in the iron hat telling us the story of Old Zheng when he was young."

Tong Muhe immediately interrupted, "Wait, the old man must find a good seat to listen to the story, pour a glass of wine, and drink while listening, that is a joy in the world."

Zhao Shiyu sat up and said, "It's a short story, you don't have to be like this, hey, you old bird is so exquisite."

Tong Muhe turned his back to Zhao Shiyu and said, "What kind of fool do you know, I will draw inferences from one story when I listen to the story, I will think of many things, who is like you, after listening to it, it will be over, you speak slowly, tell it better." "

Tong Muhe took out a beautiful little gourd, grabbed a tea bowl and poured wine, Zhao Shiyu officially started" The old man of the iron hat said that Zheng Lao was born as a fox spirit reincarnated person, he was young in the squire's house to work, every day work tired to death and can not eat enough, he felt that the livestock are better than himself, so he gritted his teeth and heart, stole a few fox skins and some scattered silver from the squire's house, ran away without looking back, ran out of more than ten miles in one breath, in a market, set up a stall to sell fox skins, and got a few ingots of silver.

Zhao Shiyu took out the teapot and took a sip to his mouth, and then said. After selling the fox skin, it was late at night, if it was a guest house, he might be caught, he knew that the squire had contact with the local county officials, so he was ready to dress up as a beggar, and spent the night in the broken land temple, Zheng Lao went to the restaurant to eat a bowl of noodles, and asked for a bowl of noodle soup, the noodle shop owner saw Zheng Lao go out with the noodle soup, which was quickly dusty in the corner, splashed the noodle soup on the ground, turned around and changed the bowl back, the noodle shop owner saw Zheng Lao squatting on the ground with a small stick to play with the mud, and the mud for a long time, he took off his small cloth shirt and put it in the mud, painted the whole small cloth shirt with muddy water, picked it up and looked at it and then put it on directly。 Zhao

Shiyu said that his hand followed the gesture, and said with emotion" Put on a small cloth shirt, dip your hands in thin mud to paint on your body, make yourself dirty, take off the small cloth shirt, wait for the mud on your body to dry, and then put the small cloth shirt on the other side, wash your face with mud, let go of the bun, find some weeds and branches, and insert them on your head, then swaggered to the land temple, and went to sleep with the flowers, he put the broken silver into a tree hole, and only brought a few copper plates on his body, if the flowers in the land temple were to trouble him, he used these copper plates to save his fortune from disaster.

Zhao Shiyu put down the teapot, took out another fruit, took a bite and then said, "This night he slept soundly, slept peacefully, got up at dawn, took out the silver from the hole in the tree, turned around and left, went straight to the city gate, he was going to another city, on the way he tied a leg with a wooden stick more than a foot long, and found a wild dog carcass on the side of the road, and smeared the tied leg with black and foul-smelling dog blood, this trick makes people look disgusting and disgusting."

Zhao Shiyu took another bite of the fruit and said with a smile, "Hehe, he thinks it's not enough, in order to pretend to be lame, Zheng Lao put a few small pebbles into his shoes, which made him feel satisfied." When everything was ready, he drank a bowl of noodle soup with a copper plate, calculated a hexagram with a copper plate, calculated this hexagram only to use a bamboo pole as a walking stick, put the broken silver into the hollow bamboo pole, and then filled it with earth, and then he limped straight to the city gate.

Tong Muhe laughed when he heard it, feeling that this Zheng Hao was too drawn, interrupting Zhao Shiyu, he said, "Does he need such a disguise? It's the same as asking for rice flowers, is it necessary to pretend to be lame?".

Zhao Shiyu shook his head and explained, "Then you don't understand the affairs of the mortal world, you old bird has been mixed up for ten years, let me tell you, the wars between countries in the mortal world are continuous, and the strong men are caught on the battlefield for many years, once they go to the battlefield, life and death cannot be determined by themselves, Zheng Lao was in the prime of life at that time, if his legs and feet are not disabled, he can't help but say that he will be arrested as a soldier when he arrives at the city gate, if he doesn't pretend to be like it, there will be a caravan in the future, old bird, don't interject, okay? If you want to listen to the story, you can be quiet for me."

Tong Muhe was caught off guard by Zhao Shiyu's scolding, and with a pop of wine, Zhao Shiyu's face was sprayed, and immediately scolded loudly, "Do you want to die? Idiot, you think you are a little capable, right, talk nonsense, be careful Lao Tzu clean you up."

Zhao Shiyu regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, and now he was scared into a cold sweat, and continued with an embarrassed smile, "After Zheng Lao was all ready, he went straight to the city gate, and when he arrived at the city gate, he would naturally be interrogated, and when the gatekeeper was about to check his legs, the soldier smelled a foul smell as soon as he squatted down, and when he saw the thick black stinky blood, he immediately let him go on the spot, and in this way, Zheng Lao limped out of the city.

Zhao Shiyu took a sip of tea and said" When he went out of the city, he found a small river, took off his clothes, even took a bath and washed his clothes, his hair was neat, and he cleaned himself inside and out before going on the road, he knew very well that the common people would not be arrested to be soldiers in these years, and he wanted to be a merchant, even if he paid heavy taxes, he had to change his free body, and since then he has walked around the villages, collected some small goods with the money from selling fox skins, made a small cart, and pushed it to do small business, he does not do the same as others to do business, he learns to walk like a merchant, walk all the way to sell all the way, plus collect some quick goods, he never stays in one place for a long time, according to his words, he must not let others know that he has money。

After the story was told, Tong Muhe nodded, grabbed the wine gourd and went straight to the study on the second floor, and when he arrived on the second floor, a sentence came and said, "Meditation and practice, sleep your sleep, mine will give you a good idea of what to do in the future."

Zhao Shiyu stretched his waist and began to meditate and practice, Zhao Shiyu felt that it was good to have Tong Muhe by his side, all the bad ideas were thought about by him, he didn't have to worry about anything, he meditated while thinking, and Zhao Shiyu lay on the bed and fell asleep in less than half an hour.

Zhao Shiyu slept very deeply this night, and only got up in the afternoon, and when he got up, he saw Tong Muhe standing on the incense burner case, Tong Muhe looked at Zhao Shiyu who woke up and said, "How can you be willing to wake up?"

I slept comfortably and energetically, sleeping on the big bed of pleasure and relaxing, and I felt that the aura in the meridians was running faster.

Tong Muhe looked up at the sky and sighed, "Hey, fortunately, they don't know the goods, let you pick up the cheap, with the help of this bed to let your newly improved cultivation, it only took a sleep to stabilize, you are really a guy who picks up leaks, who can guess that this bed has a stable realm, this treasure was picked up by you in vain, it is really a bit unbelievable."

Zhao Shiyu scratched his head and looked at Tong Muhe and asked, "Why do you have to be stable

after the realm is improved, has it been written in the book?" Tong Muhe turned his head and looked at the window and said, "You ask so, that is, the author's idea, in fact, the stability of the realm is very important, once the realm is broken, there will be a period of meridian adaptation, the author thinks that he is more talented, maybe for the sake of face, because the heavenly spiritual root cultivator can quickly stabilize the realm after breaking through the realm, so it is not written in the book."

Zhao Shiyu pursed his lips, rolled his eyes, and said with a disdainful face, "If you don't reach the infant realm, don't think too highly of yourself, I look down on such people, I should be responsible for the people who read books, write clearly and clearly."

Tong Muhe said with a smile, "Okay, well, when you are a baby, you will also publish a book, and I will see what the book you write will look like."

Tong Muhe looked at Zhao Shiyu and said, "I said one thing, you will be surprised, all the books in the Southern Demon Continent will write their experiences very clearly, and the subdivision is also very clear, after the various spiritual root attributes are broken through, how to stabilize the realm, and how to do it, are all written clearly."

Zhao Shiyu opened his mouth wide in surprise after hearing this, and said in disbelief, "Isn't the Northern Demon a cultivator of demons, but also a cultivator of Yin and Poison Skills

?" Tong Mu looked up to the sky and laughed and said, "Do you remember that the opposite side has no friends and is an enemy, so the authors will criticize and slander each other, do you know what the Northern Demon calls the Xizheng Immortal Cultivator?"

Zhao Shiyu pursed his lips and smiled and said, "I've heard of hypocrites about this, right?"

Tong Muhe nodded and said, "There are also those who say so, and most of them call Xizheng cultivators smiling ghosts.

Zhao Shiyu laughed after hearing this, and continued to ask, "Then what about

the Northern Demon Continent and the Eastern Spirit Continent?" Tong Muhe shook his head and said, "One is the territory of the beast demon, the other is the East Spirit Continent I want to go to, where you can also go to play, I heard that the number of Northern Demon Demon cultivators is small but talented, their trembling is very powerful, there is a husband who can not be opened, anyway, I haven't been there, it is also hearsay."

Zhao Shiyu asked curiously, "Will there be fewer beasts and demons?" I think there are more demons than people."

Tong Mu shook his wings and said, "The thousand-year-old demon beast has opened up its wisdom and turned into a member of the demon clan, do you think it's simple?

Zhao Shiyu's curiosity rose and then asked, "What kind of cultivator

is Dongling, is it the same as you?" Tong Muyi heard Zhao Shiyu ask, and began to show off, and said proudly, "I am the legendary spirit clan, the body of the holy treasure, when I cultivate to be able to shake the heavens and the earth, is it good?" Dongling is most likely the demon clan cultivating with the help of people, or the witch clan cultivating witchcraft, in short, that place is very chaotic, and there is anything to cultivate."

Zhao Shiyu scratched his head and asked puzzledly, "Then why is this continent named after the floating spirit?

There can be a book record in Dongfuzhou, where someone flew to the heavenly realm, that is a beautiful fairy who successfully ascended, that Yuwan fairy is the first person to ascend in the lower realm, it is said that he is the late stage of infant ascension, or a higher realm to ascend, the sky descends auspicious clouds She walked away with a smile on her face, attracting the attention of many cultivators, hey, this fairy ladder is not so easy to climb, how many cultivators died on the level of ascension, it is not easy to think about it.

Zhao Shiyu blinked his eyes and said, "I know this, she is recorded in the book, she is a bowl in the mountain temple, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon before turning into a spirit body, and then slowly cultivating to ascend."

Tong Muhe nodded, and instantly scolded sharply, "Fool, you remember me, Lao Tzu's future is all on you, don't fucking give me death, now I will collect the aura of heaven and earth but will not absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, now I don't have the true immortal cultivation method of the spirit clan, once I get the exercise in the future, I will be able to protect you, and we must be careful before doing things again."

Zhao Shiyu nodded hurriedly, he must cooperate well at this time, otherwise it will be easy to be cleaned up by this old bird.

Zhao Shiyu asked in a low voice, "A bowl of essence will absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, why don't you?" Don't peck me, I just don't know before I ask you."

Tong Muhe not only didn't get angry, but laughed loudly, "She can't compare with me, I am the heavenly realm spirit jade falling into the mortal world, I can directly absorb the spiritual energy and drive the magic weapon like a cultivator, and I can also use the demon method or the spirit clan exercise, after her spirit body turns into a human form, she has to avoid human cultivators, once she catches it, it will become a weapon spirit for people to drive, she must hide and cultivate slowly, Lao Tzu is now except for you, the rest of the cultivators are a plate of meat in my eyes."

Zhao Shiyu pursed his lips, rolled his eyes and said, "Once someone else kidnaps you, an old bird, I can't do anything to save you, and you will be finished, what kind of big words are you talking about."

Tong Muhe was woken up by Shizi's words, and immediately opened his mouth and instructed, "No matter what happens in the future, even if I am arrested, don't worry, with my current ability, we can keep a distance of tens of thousands of miles, if I am caught, you can hide, just wait for me to escape on my own, remember that you can't die, it's that simple" Zhao Shiyu quickly nodded and agreed.

Zhao Shiyu is also very aware of the future changes, I don't know what will happen?