The Stairway to Immortality

The happy treasure hunt in the frozen Jedi, the dream of making a fortune just now, suddenly woke up, Zhao Shiyu and Tong Mu looked at the river in front of them, it was really like crying without tears.

Tong Muhe was jumping back and forth on the bank of the river, Zhao Shiyu sighed and turned around to look at the dense woods behind him, one looked forward, the other looked back, the sudden change of the labyrinth canyon here is really unguardable.

When the two of them were distressed, suddenly more than ten strange fish jumped on the river, and the fast and scary was terrifying, and they heard more than a dozen popping sounds in their ears, and Tong Muhe was stunned on the spot.

Zhao Shiyu turned his head slowly, and asked curiously, "Old Tong, don't bombard the river if you are angry, we still have to cross the river, the fish monsters in the river don't know what kind of fish monster it is, once you encounter a fierce beast, it will be troublesome."

As soon as Zhao Shiyu finished speaking, he felt that there was a black shadow on his head, and before he could look up in time, a huge flying beast fell to the river with a bang, and then a terrifying scene happened, the giant flying beast fell to the river and instantly flowed blood, its blood stained the river red, and a large number of bubbles appeared on the blood across the river, as if it was boiling, and a person and a bird looked stupid on the shore, what was going on?

Zhao Shiyu gnawed his nails and asked, "What is in the river?" I think it's a bit scary to see this flipping flower boiling pot on the river, how could this demon beast flying in the sky fall into the river?

Tong Muhe still kept looking at the river and was silent, about a few teas, and when the river returned to calm, Tong Muhe shook his head and sighed and said, "This time it's bad, there is a sword bone tiger idiot fish in the river, just now the female fish jumped out of the river and killed a Fenglan eagle-winged beast, look at this face is terrifying, the bones have been eaten clean."

Zhao Shiyu looked around to see if there was a place to sit, the riverside was wet everywhere, what should I do if there was no place to rest?

Zhao Shiyu sat on the stone and looked at the river and became sad, Tong Muhe also flew over and landed on the stone, also looking at the river and worried.

It's not a matter of worrying, Zhao Shiyu looked at the river and said, "We have the Immortal Mountain Ding Shield, we should be able to get to the other side, our defense is difficult for the Jindan monks, let's try."

Tong Muhe sighed and said, "Can't get by, definitely can't get by, this time it's troublesome, the bone sword tiger idiot fish is at the stage of raising juvenile fish at this time, once we get over their heads, they will be locked immediately, at that time you don't want to fly to the opposite side, the female fish will keep attacking you, how fast the female jumps up, you can't imagine it, we are trapped by the river."

Zhao Shiyu was a little unconvinced and said, "As long as you rush through most of the distance, how can you fly over the remaining short distance, right?"

Tong Muhe shook his head when he heard Zhao Shiyu's words and said, "It's not bad at all, the bone sword tiger idiot will knock us back to the center of the river, and then we will be powerless to return to the sky, just waiting to be eaten by them."

Zhao Shiyu heard Tong Muhe say this, scratched his head a little desperately, completely speechless, at this moment the river made waves again, the waves splashed, Zhao Shiyu's eyes widened and stared at the river, he felt that something flashed in front of him a few times, Zhao Shiyu was completely stunned at this time, his eyes didn't keep up at all, he didn't see anything, he felt that something jumped into the sky, this speed is too fast.

Zhao Shiyu immediately looked into the air, and another huge Fenglan eagle-winged beast was knocked down, Zhao Shiyu finally saw this terrifying fish monster this time, the moment he fell into the water, he was fortunate to see its true face, its head has a long sword-like bone horn, and there are two wide and fat fins on both sides of the body, the whole body is silver and shiny, the whole body is smooth and almost silent when entering the water, its tail fin is also very wide, and the fish body is more than half a zhang long, and it is a kind of fish that is not good-looking.

The huge body of the Fenglan Eagle Winged Beast slapped on the surface of the river, splashing a few feet high, this head was even bigger than the previous one, and it was simply killed by the Sword Bone Tiger Idiot, which was a bit too unbelievable.

A person and a bird just watched the bone sword tiger idiot fish eating frantically, Zhao Shiyu clearly saw the scene of the young fish eating the dense bone sword tiger idiot fish under the water, the teeth of this fish are really sharp, one bite can bite the hard bones, and then devour it like a gobble, whether it is meat or hair, there is nothing left after eating.

After a pillar of incense, Tong Muhe looked at Zhao Shiyu and said, "Do you think you can beat this fish as fast as possible?" I think it's better for us not to cross the river, just turn around and go into the woods to find the treasure, the old man doesn't want to take this risk."

Zhao Shiyu was scared out of a cold sweat by this scene, and at the beginning of the period, he felt that he could give it a try, this time he saw with his own eyes how fast the bone sword tiger idiot jumped out of the water, and his heart was cold at that time, the speed was too fast, his eyes couldn't keep up, and it was a joke to want to cross the river.

"Tong Lao, you are right, let's go back into the forest to find the treasures of heaven and earth, in my opinion, the Jindan monks do not dare to cross the river" Zhao Shiyu finished speaking, turned his head and disappeared, got up and quickly chased after Tong Muhe, after a person and a bird entered the woods, they were a little depressed, they both thought about the heart of the river, they did not have the courage to cross the river, and they really didn't dare to try.

One person and one bird walked forward silently, Tong Muhe suddenly remembered one thing and scolded him, "Idiot, you are fucking scared stupid, have you accepted it, little hundred chous?" I will ask you, what are you in your head?"

Zhao Shiyu really forgot about the hundred ugly, and just reacted, suddenly his eyes flashed, and one person and one bird were stunned in place.

"Tong Lao, don't you remind me, I really forgot about Bai Chou, you see it's still there, Tong Lao, I think we can't do it anymore because of this river" Zhao Shiyu pointed ahead with his hand, and the big stone transformed by the white ugly was lying quietly by the river.

Tong Muhe fell on Zhao Shiyu's head, rubbed his headscarf with his pointed beak, and said coldly, "Next time, I will lose three or four of them, you also know what the consequences will be, go and put away the hundred ugliness, let's go again, you can't do the thing of crossing the river to death, you don't want to die, I don't want to."

Zhao Shiyu was frightened now, Tong Muhe's sharp mouth rubbed a few times on his scalp, and his little heart almost jumped out of his mouth.

"Tong Lao, don't worry, there will never be a next time, I just want to catch up with you, I forgot about the ugly, I must pay attention next time, and I will ensure that I don't lose anything" Zhao Shiyu looked at the sky, tilted his head back, and wanted Tong Muhe to come down from the top of his head, shaking his head up and down while talking.

Tong Muhe grabbed Zhao Shiyu's headscarf, and said while laughing, "Hey, you still want to get rid of me, do you still have some heart, don't be busy, it's useless for you to get rid of your head."

Zhao Shiyu experimented with a variety of methods, but he couldn't get rid of Tong Muhe, so he took off his headscarf and said, "Now I see that you can't get down, don't you keep scaring me? You are on my head, I am so scared."

Tong Muhe scolded loudly, and Zhao Shiyu, who was frightened by this shout, squatted on the ground with a buttocks, "Little bastard, are you going to die? Come back to me quickly, it's dangerous, you're fucking coming back..."

Zhao Shiyu reacted at this time, Tong Muhe didn't scold himself, but who was he scolding? Looking up at the empty sky on the river bank, the hundred uglies were gone, where did the white ugly go

? Zhao Shiyu jumped up as soon as he was tall, and hurriedly asked, "Tong Lao, Tong Lao, where is the hundred ugly?" It was still there just now, where is it now?"

Tong Mu was anxious, and scolded angrily, "That little bastard, just opened his eyes and jumped into the river, this is a bad dish, can the bone sword tiger idiot still let go of this stupid bastard? Zhao

Shiyu was in a hurry now, he disappeared with his body technique, and appeared by the river in an instant, just wanted to take another step forward and suddenly stopped, at this time reason defeated the impulse, Zhao Shiyu hurriedly paced back and forth with the ants on the hot pot by the river, and looked at the river.

Tong Muhe fell on Zhao Shiyu's shoulder, and scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, "Do you want to die too?" It's ugly and stupid to raise a broken turtle, no, a fool has raised a stupid pet, and he hasn't seen the changes in this little Wang Ba yet, so he fucking stupidly rushed into the river to be fish food, hey..."

Zhao Shiyu didn't hear what Tong Muhe said at this time, his mind was blank, and he kept thinking about Bai Chou, suddenly he turned his head to look at Tong Muhe and said, "Once Bai Chou dies, how will I feel?

Tong Muhe scolded angrily, "As soon as Xiao Baichou dies, you will have a headache, and then you will vomit blood, and then you will be in a coma for a few days, and you will not be able to die."

Zhao Shiyu heard Tong Muhe say this, and said excitedly, "I don't have a reaction at all now, what can this prove?

Tong Muhe fell from Zhao Shiyu's shoulder to the ground with a sigh, almost didn't take his breath, coughed, and scolded, "This proves that you don't have a fucking long heart, or you really have dementia, and you haven't reacted at all for so long, it's that group of young fish who ate the white clown clean, and ate it too fast, how can you react."

Zhao Shiyu blinked his eyes and looked at Tong Muhe, touched his chest with his hand and said, "I'm not flustered at all now, does this prove that Bai Chou is still alive."

Tong rolled on the ground angrily, and scolded, "You don't have a long heart, you idiot, you're not a human cultivator, you're just a humanoid monster with no heart and no brain, my life is so miserable."

Zhao Shiyu sighed and ignored Tong Muhe, his eyes were staring at the river, after a long time, Tong Muhe scolded enough, and after the anger was gone, he and Zhao Shiyu looked at the river together and waited for a miracle to happen, Zhao Shiyu was looking forward to the white ugly coming ashore, Tong Muhe was just in a daze.

The sky is already completely dark, it doesn't matter if it's dark, for the cultivators, they won't delay doing anything, the breeze is blowing, the wind is carrying a damp breath, and there is a burst of fishy smell, and a person and a bird are waiting for the river for a day.

Zhao Shiyu suddenly had an inexplicable feeling from his heart, there was an object on the shore in the distance that was approaching him, Zhao Shiyu slowly turned his head and looked over, Tong Muhe also sensed it at the moment, and also looked over, when Tong Muhe saw what it was, he disappeared in place in an instant.

That's Bai Chou, it climbed on the shore and walked towards Zhao Shiyu with a happy face, Zhao Shiyu also saw Bai Chou, Bai Chou seemed to be very full, and he was burping all the time, looking at it like that was very funny and cute, at this time, Tong Mu fell on Bai Chou's head is a wild peck.

Zhao Shiyu also flew over, and saw Bai Chou being pecked by Tong Muhe and shook his head, his facial expression was extremely painful, Tong Muhe pecked and scolded, "Little bastard, can you bear it, right? You dare to fucking act alone, right, you said that you want to become Wang Ba Tang, or Wang Ba Rou Duan said!"

Zhao Shiyu also did not dare to intercede for Bai Chou at this time, for fear of harming the pond fish and then putting himself in it, and when Tong Mu was almost gone, he flew back to Zhao Shiyu's shoulder.

Bai Chou's tears of pain flowed out, Zhao Shiyu took out a healing charm and put it on Bai Chou's head and said, "Next time, do you dare to act alone, there are terrible fish in this river, aren't you afraid?" Bai Chou shook his head and said that he was not afraid.

Zhao Shiyu sighed and threw out the hermit cultivation domain, and Tong Muhe stood at the dining table in the pavilion of the cave mansion and scolded, "You stupid bastard, you have become like this, have you become like this? Open your mouth, let me see how many teeth have been opened?"

Bai Chou opened his mouth, and a row of tiny fangs grew out of its mouth, and in addition to that, two large triangular fangs grew out of the corners of its mouth.

While eating, Zhao Shiyu said, "The evolution is good, and a black carapace grows on the top of the head, how beautiful it is, you can always stand on the head of the hundred ugly people and rest in the future."

Tong Muhe turned his head and said viciously, "You honestly give me food, Lao Tzu's anger has not subsided, do you want me to clean up with you, eat your food, rice bucket."

Zhao Shiyu hurriedly lowered his head in fright, ate without saying a word, Tong Mu snorted and drank wine, his eyes were staring at Bai Chou, Bai Chou was so frightened that he lowered his head and closed his eyes, not daring to look directly at Tong Muhe's gaze.