The Stairway to Immortality

Zhao Shiyu didn't know how happy Tong Muhe was at this time, he was falling asleep, Bai Chou crawled on the ground, and looked at the three delicacies in front of him happily, the first is the flat bitter bamboo, the second is the grilled fish skin, and the third is the top animal food of the palace family, which is its favorite.

Bai Chou crawled on the ground, looked at this for a while, looked at that for a while, squinted his eyes and stretched his head over, first took a small bite of the flat bitter bamboo, then took a bite of the fish skin, and finally ate a large mouthful of animal food, chewing it carefully and slowly, shaking his head happily and wagging his tail.

Bai Chou swallowed his favorite delicacy and continued to eat like this, it didn't want to look up, because it didn't like to smell the aroma of Zhao Shiyu's incense burner, and it could only avoid the aroma by lying on the ground, and it was so happy to eat delicious food while looking at the incense burner.

A day later, Tong Muhe was not so happy at this time, Tong Muhe asked Fang Pingyi to grab it as a ball and throw it around, Fang Pingyi used a spell to lock Tong Muhe's body, the strength of the old monster's hand was extraordinary, plus the spiritual power was injected into the palm, this throw Tong Muhe was dizzy and dizzy, and threw it out and hit the wall, the anti-shock force of this wall was really strong, and it rebounded back when it hit it.

Fang Pingyi was happy like a child, grabbing Tong Muhe and throwing it more and more, Tong Muhe was bitter, he had scolded Fang Pingyi 10,000 times in his heart, Fang Pingyi threw it with one hand, so he changed hands and threw it, holding it with both hands and throwing it, anyway, how to have fun and how to play.

After throwing it for a long time, I got up and thought about how to play, Fang Pingyi said with a smile, "Enough beating, you must be numb, smoke and roast for you, you little bird is fun and fun, the old man likes you a little, hahaha, let you warm up." Tong

Muhe was already dizzy by this beating, although his body was unharmed, he was thrown for a long time, he had long been unable to distinguish between the southeast and northwest, and his eyes were flying all over the sky, and he was grabbed by Fang Pingyi and walked to the front of the big round tripod, and when he raised his hand, the lid of the furnace flew up, and Tong Muhe was thrown into the furnace again, and the cover was closed and it was dark in front of him.

"Don't burn to death, little black bird, I'm going to play with you tomorrow, don't get close to the fire, remember, this fire is terrible, you don't have to play if you die, take care of your body" Fang Pingyi rubbed his hands, looked at the big round tripod playfully, and said to Tong Muhe in the tripod.

Tong Muhe was still dizzy, lying in the fire and resting, gritting his teeth and scolding, "You fucking dead old monster, stinky old monster, you bastard, one day the old man will also play with you, killing you is a big bargain, wait and see, you wait and see, old monster, if there is one day..."

Tong Muhe suddenly heard his voice a little strange, this matter is not a trivial matter, just now he felt that his voice seemed to have changed, and he was surprised in his heart.

"Eun, ah... Ah, fuck, hey, the old man is talking normally, hahaha, it's a human voice, hahaha, yes, yes" Tong Muhe opened his mouth to speak, and said with great joy in an instant.

Tong Muhe recovered his voice, not at all like before, both ugly and harsh strange sounds, the arrival of this happy event made Tong Muhe's mood change from bad to instant much better, if nothing else, just to restore the vocals, for this thing to laugh and celebrate.

Tong Muhe thought about it for a long time, but he was still secretly proud in his heart, he still didn't dare to laugh out loud, hurry up and practice, just like this, Tong Muhe was tossed by Fang Pingyi for ten days, and on the last day, Tong Muhe pretended to be half-dead, he knew that the money would definitely come today, and lead him away, so that he would return to Zhao Shiyu smoothly.

There is a good saying, the plan has not changed quickly, Fang Pingyi grabbed Tong Muhe, walked out of the cave with his hands behind his back, Qian Lai saw Fang Pingyi kneeling on one knee, and after giving a salute, he said, "Great Elder, I came to pick up Zhao Shiyu's bird pet as scheduled, can you raise your noble hand and let go of this poor little black bird."

Fang Pingyi didn't smile, and snorted coldly and said, "Qian is coming, you, you, you really can't get into the eyes of money, right?" His bird is very good and lively, don't worry, it's still alive, you came to see me today, I'm very unhappy." "

I... However, Great Elder, you said that you would return it in ten days, at that time, I listened to your transmission with Zhao Shiyu, but now you..." Qian Lai said with a bitter face, thinking that this time is in trouble, and the Great Elder is a little unhappy.

"In this case, you can make up a lie, and let this little black bird stay with me for another five days, and then I will put this little black bird in a brocade box and have someone send it to you, okay, just as I said" Fang Pingyi turned around and said with his back to Qian.

Qian Lai was a little panicked at this time, if he didn't agree, his position would be owned by others.

"Okay, okay, I'll just say that you went out to run errands, and you can only return to the cave in five days, and you must release his bird pet when the time comes, what do you think of that?" Qian Lai said while wiping a cold sweat.

If Fang Pingyi didn't return the money, he turned around and left, went back to his cave, Qian came to get up, sighed and shook his head, turned around and left, without stopping for a moment, he had no choice but to go to Zhao Shiyu to explain and explain, the lies made up must make Zhao Shiyu believe, the most important thing is not to let Zhao Shiyu get bored with himself, the next deal still has to be done, and his emotions must be stabilized.

Zhao Shiyu woke up, just eat, drink and have fun in the cave, knowing that Tong Muhe was safe and sound, then he was even more relieved, this time he slept for nine days and nine nights before waking up, afraid that he would oversleep, so he let Baichou wake himself up on the ninth day, but it was useless to call, and he opened his eyes as soon as it was dawn.

A day later, a transmission note suddenly flew into the cave, Zhao Shiyu used his hand a little, and heard the voice of Qian Lai in his ear, he said, "Shiyu Xiaoyou, the great elder went out to do something, you said that this matter is troublesome, and I can only come back in five days, I went to his cave mansion, but I pounced on it, and I didn't see his old man, I went to the foreign affairs elder to learn about the big elder's outing, don't worry, as long as he comes back, I will knock on his door, and say that I will help you get your bird pet back."

Zhao Shiyu scolded with a disdainful smile, "The old money fan, quite fine, deliberately sent me a letter with Zhang Chuanyin, I was afraid of seeing me, explain to me face to face, it's hard to say whether it's okay or not, okay, okay, with yours, I learned your hand." The

doppelganger in the cave flew over, looked at Zhao Shiyu and said with a smile, "Hey, stinky boy, the old man will go back after five days of cultivation, and when the time comes, I will bring you some good things, how about opening your eyes?"

Zhao Shiyu's head buzzed, this voice was so familiar, it had sounded in his memory for a long time, Zhao Shiyu tentatively asked at Tong Muhe's doppelganger, "Tong Lao, how did your voice change back to a human voice? This is your original voice, have you recovered your human body?"

Tong Muhe's clone trembled and laughed, and said excitedly, "Hahaha, aren't you scared? I don't know how to do it? Anyway, the voice has been restored, and I'm also very happy, not to mention that the old monster is coming, the old man is now looking for food in the tiger's mouth, it's really fucking exciting."

Zhao Shiyu was happy to hear this voice in his heart, this voice used to be his nightmare, but now he has become much more cordial when he hears it, at least it is much more comfortable to listen to, before Tong Mu opened his mouth, it was much stronger than the hoarse and harsh voice.

After Fang Pingyi returned to the cave, he put Tong Muhe in a small bird cage, and this time he was taken to his lounge by Fang Pingyi, and then Fang Pingyi turned around and went out, not knowing what to prepare? Taking advantage of this effort, Tong Muhe dared to use his doppelganger to transmit the voice to Zhao Shiyu, and now that Fang Pingyi is back, he is holding a tray in his hand, and he looks at Tong Muhe in the cage with a wicked smile on his face.

"Let's give you a new trick today, the old man has been the most interesting bird in the past few hundred years, the real leather, haha good, look at your weak appearance, but the old man knows, you can still play with me for a while, right?"

Fang Pingyi squinted his eyes slightly, grinned and said, he looked at Tong Muhe's body in the cage motionless, but his wings were slowly spreading, seeing the weak appearance, Fang Pingyi was extremely excited.

The tray was placed on the table, and there were delicate small jade boxes in the tray, Fang Pingyi grabbed Tong Muhe, grabbed it in his hand, picked up a crystal funnel from the tray and stuffed it into Tong Muhe's mouth, reached out to open a delicate jade box, and when he saw the turquoise particles in the box, the evil smile hung on his face.

"Come on, come on, I'll give you some hard vegetables to eat today, of course the hard vegetables are not so easy to digest, then I'll feed you some first, how about letting you taste the taste first?" Hahaha, let's have ten cushions for your stomach first" Fang Pingyi said as he used a small spoon to scoop a full spoonful of green granules and poured it directly into the funnel.

Tong Muhe suddenly felt that there seemed to be countless ants crawling in his abdomen, and the itching that drilled his heart was unbearable.

"Hahaha, the seeds of the Evil Flower in the Sky and the sandy sand, is it considered a hard dish? Such a rare and good thing, I have given you a taste, don't thank me? Another spoonful, hahaha, it's enjoyable, hahaha..."

"Enjoyable, enjoyable, you want to amuse me to death, see if this little belly can be pretended, come on, come, I'll change it for you?" Fang Pingyi was playful, like a bear child, holding a spoon and then feeding Tong Muhe some strange and strange particles.

A whole day passed, Tong Muhe was thrown into the big round tripod again, at this time Tong Muhe, the belly was bigger than him, round, like a pregnant woman with a big belly, watching the lid slowly close.

As soon as Ding Gai'er was closed, Tong Muhe immediately practiced, he began to absorb the flames into his abdomen, and then looked at the situation in his abdomen, he ate too much and supported today, and there were many small crystals in his abdomen, and the more flames entered his abdomen, the more crystals there were, and his stomach slowly fell back.

The five-day deadline has arrived, Qian Lai is holding a round brocade box, looking at the workmanship of this round box and its exquisiteness, but Qian Lai's face can not leak a smile, from this brocade box to his hand, he did not dare to open the brocade box to take a look, his heart is like a mirror, the bird pet in the box must be in a dying state, while there is still a breath, hurry up to Zhao Shiyu to send it, but don't die in his hands.

This time, Qian Lai held the forbidden card in his hand, took off into the air, and used his fastest flight speed to go straight to Zhao Shiyu's cave.

When he arrived at the door of Zhao Shiyu's cave, he gently knocked on the door knocker, Zhao Shiyu opened the door a crack, poked his head out and looked at Qian Lai's smiling face that was uglier than crying and asked, "Elder Qian, my little bird, have you got it back?"

Qian Lai knew at this moment how ugly his current expression was, and it was really difficult for him to do this, but when he saw Zhao Shiyu, he had to laugh, whether he could make a fortune again, then it would be heavenly.

Qian Lai said softly, "Shi Yu Xiaoyou, this brocade box is your bird pet, you take it, the sect still has urgent matters, I must return immediately, I will go first, I will find you another day, eat and drink tea."

Zhao Shiyu looked at Qian Lai, stretched out his hand to pick up the brocade box, and when he looked down at the brocade box, he heard a "whoosh" sound in his ears, and the sound of breaking the sky entered his ears, and when he looked up again, Qian Lai disappeared.

I heard Qian Lai's voice in my ears, "The matter is too urgent, I won't chat with Shi Yu's little friend, I'll visit another day, see you another day."

Zhao Shiyu looked at the back of Qian Lai and fled away with a smile and scolded, "Old fox, this damn old money fan, I will see how you will talk to me in the future, I will wait for you to come to me."

After saying that, Zhao Shiyu closed the gate of the cave and went straight to the backyard of the cave.

When Zhao Shiyu opened the brocade box, Tong Mu jumped up, flew in the air and laughed loudly, "Stinky boy, look at how the old man has changed?

Zhao Shiyu took two steps back, clapped his hands and praised, "This voice is like an old man, you look like a swallow, but unfortunately the tail is not very similar, congratulations to Tong Lao on his safe return, and his cultivation has reached a higher level."

Tong Mu closed his wings and moved, instantly fell on Zhao Shiyu's shoulder, and said proudly, "Yes, the old man is not half a month ago, this fucking old monster, ravaged me, I never thought that he actually gave me a great creation, crookedly beaten, the old man seems to have a spiritual heart now, according to the record on the jade slip is very close, but it is not very clear, tonight the old man must perceive it, see if he can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, once it is done, the old man will really become a spirit clan."

Zhao Shiyu looked at Tong Muhe stupidly, his eyes blinked, he looked Tong Muhe up and down and asked, "Old Tong, I don't understand what you said, can you use your old man's voice to explain it to me in detail."

Tong Muhe laughed and said, "Okay, okay, then I'll tell you about it slowly, and then show you some good things, this time I didn't suffer in vain, and I gained a lot."

Zhao Shiyu slapped his face and said happily, "Wait, I want to drink tea and eat some pastries when I listen to the story, so that I can listen to it deliciously, are you right?"