The Stairway to Immortality

Zheng Lao was annoyed as soon as he entered the house, and there was nowhere to release the fire in his belly, and he had to call a few children to calculate all the year round.

Song Tao peeked at this door, he was a little uneasy in his heart, Zheng Lao's anger must have found a way to smooth him out, otherwise most of it would be vented to himself, his eyes turned to his heart, he turned around and went downstairs to find two white-skinned and beautiful maids and sent them into Zheng Lao's room, and after a while, there were singing and laughter in the house, and Song Tao was relieved.

Song Tao shook his head and snickered and said to himself, "Zheng Lao's abacus has been played for many years, and the first time he lost in the hands of a milky little hairy child, miscalculation, what is not good to buy, but buy jade to play, this time the loss is big."

"Dogdan, you show me your piece of jade" Dogan took the jade leaf from his neck and threw it to Zhao Shiyu in the same way as throwing darts.

"Erwang's yours also bring it, and Xiao Chai's" As soon as he finished speaking, both of them took off their jade pendants and threw them to Zhao Shiyu like darts.

There are four pieces of beautiful jade on the table, green and transparent, yellow and bright, white and moist, their own jade is red and red as if it is made of ink, and it feels like it is soft and soft like being pinched out of the dough.

Goudan raised his head, stood on the chair, stepped on the coffee table, and said proudly, "You guys are all rags, look at my emerald jade leaves, how beautiful they are, and then look at yours, it's far away."

Er Wang pouted and said, "At the high point, if you want to go to the sky, be careful to fall and break your eggs, and we will call you a dog no eggs in the future, or just call you a dog."

Xiao Chai echoed and said, "Yes, yes, our jade is not as good as your broken leaves, puppy, puppy, eggless puppy, hahaha." Shizi

picked up the jade leaf pendant like throwing a dart, and threw it to the dog egg but not too hard, the dog egg reached out to catch it and almost didn't catch it, the jade pendant was received, but he fell from the chair to the ground, just wanted to get up, the little brother flew to the dog egg, caught off guard by the stack of Arhats, the dog egg was pressed and screamed again and again for mercy, holding the beloved jade leaf in his hand.

The little brother farted a few pressed dogs, his farts were too smelly, so he had to let go of the dogs, and the dogs got up one by one, and shouted angrily, "I'm angry that you bully people, then I'll ... Let Zheng Lao spend some more money, don't come again, I can't take it. Goudan

got up and dusted off the dirt on his body, and without saying a word, he opened the door and went straight downstairs, leaving Zhao Shiyu and the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, I can't guess what kind of medicine is sold in the goudan gourd, what's going on with Zheng Lao's broken fee?

Go fast and return quickly, Goudan raised his head and said proudly, "I ordered a table of good dishes, plus a large basin of bath water, I'm going to leave tomorrow anyway, don't enjoy it at this time, when will I enjoy it?"

When these words came to Zhao Shiyu's heart, Xiao Chai and Er Wang both gave the dog a thumbs up, praising him for having a lot of ghost ideas, and it was only right to eat and sleep beautifully.

After a stick of incense, the guys served big fish and meat, picked up bath water, and put a plate of dishes on the table, and when the dishes were ready, the delicacies were stacked on the table in several layers.

"Each of you has a braised fish, each person has a sauce elbow, each person has two plates of sauce beef, and the rest is mine, Lao Tzu will be able to destroy it, don't worry about me, start eating!" said with a squinted smile and a wicked smile.

Zhao Shiyu shouted, "Whoever grabs it counts, if you don't eat today, you won't eat today, and the rest of the dog's eggs is yours, you squat under the table and wait." "

As the saying goes, half the size eats Lao Tzu, this is true, looking at the four boys' eating appearance is scary enough, and they don't use chopsticks to eat directly with their hands, one by one is not afraid of being hot, throw off their arms, roll up their sleeves, loosen their belts, and open the three suites inside and outside, like four little hungry wolves, their eyes are wide open, holding the sauce elbow with one hand, and reaching out to the croquettes with one hand, and eating with a mouth full of oil.

An hour later, the four stinky boys were lying on the big bed, their bellies were exposed, and there was a burp in the room, that is, the humming sound after eating, and the guys who cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks were jumped, and all the dishes on the table were eaten, and the vegetable soup was not left, and the amount of dishes for ten people was eaten up by four and a half children in one go, which was a little appalling, these four boys were really too eaten, the table was cleaned up, and the guys went downstairs with empty plates and empty bowls.

"I can't move a single step, the puppy carries us to the bath, the dishes are all for you to eat, you should pay more" Xiao Chai tilted his head and looked at the dog Dan and said with his teeth bared.

On the other bed, Zhao Shiyu burped and said, "Let's bring us tea, digest and digest the food, you dare not stack your arhat from

us" Er Wang snorted coldly, and said with a dissatisfied face, "You are too bullying dogs, too disagreeable, let me be fair, dogs, you bring the tea and then carry us to take a bath, hahaha, go, go!"

The dog's eggs are also enough to choke, but they are more afraid of being stacked Arhats, so they have to obediently admit it, and they can only admit it under their obscenity, take tea and give them three to drink, and drink a pot of tea, and the four of them all climbed into the bathtub, and they ate too much to move, and they didn't want to move, and this time the bath was quieter.

"Look at the fat that has been raised for a while, the dog's face has meat, and you Erwang, look at me and Xiaochai are still the same, nothing has changed" Zhao Shiyu looked up at the ceiling, sighed and said helplessly.

Erwang tilted his head and looked at Zhao Shiyu and said disdainfully, "You and Xiaochai are people with no conscience, you are blind to Zheng Lao's money, no matter how much you eat, it's useless, where is all that oil and water?"

The

dog jumped up in anger and pounced on Xiao Chai, splashing out of the bathtub, and a big battle was immediately staged, and the water in the big bathtub became less and less in the laughter.

Crazy enough and washed quickly, Zhao Shiyu told them that the jade pendant they brought on their bodies should be looked at, this small jade pendant can be exchanged for a lot of money, but it can't be used as a child's play to listen to this jade pendant can really be used as gold and silver, after talking for a long time, see that they are also sleepy, then drill the quilt and go out to sleep, the four boys sleep very fast, snoring, gritting their teeth, scratching their faces, sleeping is called a sweet.

At this moment, a black shadow quietly came in through the crack in the door, slowly approached the head of the bed, and looked at Zhao Shiyu with a pair of eyes glowing with a faint white light and said, "The old man is really right, the taste of wood essence stone is really good, just right for the old man's body, God treats me well, when I go back to Yunpoison Mountain, I will eat you Jin Lao Pifu alive!"

After the black shadow finished speaking viciously, he slowly shook his arms, shook his head from side to side, and suddenly jumped up like a dive, and got into Zhao Shiyu's body, this scene was too weird and terrifying, fortunately no one saw it at this time, otherwise he would be scared to death on the spot.

Zhao Shiyu fell asleep, and suddenly dreamed back to the village, this is a gratifying dream, Zhao Shiyu stood at the entrance of the village and shouted, "I'm back, father, mother, Mo Lao, I miss you."

Zhao Shiyu shouted and walked into the village, the more he walked, the more he felt that something was wrong, walking and walking left and right, and said to himself curiously, "Huh, why is there no one?" Zhao Shiyu

scratched his head and walked forward in confusion, the village is too deserted today, there is not even a bird on the surrounding trees, and he runs to Mo's house with a bamboo box on his back, Mo Lao should be at home.

When I arrived at Mo's house, I walked into the house, and when I saw that there was no one, it was strange, where did they go? When Zhao Shiyu was thinking about where everyone had gone, suddenly a black shadow appeared not far in front of him, and he was more than ten steps away from him.

The black shadow sat on Mo Lao's chair and said, "Hahaha, little doll, you are dreaming, there will be no outsiders in your dream, remember that the person in the dream is not good, maybe it is the official of the underworld, he will arrest you and go to the underworld, you can also talk to the old man."

Zhao Shiyu was stunned for a moment, and instantly felt a trace of coolness entering his body, and his whole body immediately trembled, and when the words came to his mouth, he had to ask, "Who are you, old man, why are you here?" Didn't you say that I was dreaming? How could you be in my dream?"

The old man with the black shadow laughed and said, "Dream is the world in the brain, it can be as big as the universe, it can be smaller than dust, cultivating into an immortal family can trap enemies, and it can also protect friends, dreams are too useful, hahaha..."

Zhao Shiyu hurriedly took a few steps back, feeling bad in his heart, and said in a slightly trembling voice, "I don't understand what you say, why did you enter my dream, I don't know you, you go out quickly." The

old man of the black shadow smiled proudly and replied, "Help you become an immortal, isn't this your wish?It's just that your giving up body is at my mercy, you just watch me turn you into an immortal in your dreams, hahaha"

As soon as Zhao Shiyu heard this, he turned around and ran, scolding as he ran, "You villain black old man, you better find someone else, I don't want to, you can go quickly."

Zhao Shiyu rushed out of the door, looked back in a hurry, and the old man in the black shadow was still sitting on the chair motionless, so Zhao Shiyu ran wildly, ran lifelessly, went straight to the entrance of the village, ran out of the village and ran according to the route of Zheng Lao's convoy, ran for a long time, and felt that there was no one behind him, so he slowed down.

Zhao Shiyu panted, looked back into the distance, and said to himself angrily, "This dead old man, you still want to use my body to use me as a shadow puppet? "

What's the use of running fast? Haha, you're very good at running, little doll, I've been waiting for you for a long time" A tree shook on the side of the road, and the voice of an old man in a black shadow came out.

Zhao Shiyu couldn't believe that this was true, he was too tired to run and squatted on the ground, raised his head little by little, and looked at the shaking tree, the tree suddenly seemed to be like a reflection in a pool, rippling layer by layer, ripples spread out layer by layer, the old man in black stepped out of the tree, standing dozens of steps away from Zhao Shiyu, Zhao Shiyu was blindfolded now, his eyes looked directly at the old man in the black shadow, and the boss with his mouth open could put an egg.

Zhao Shiyu's mind was in chaos, he stretched out his hand and slapped himself a few times, and shouted eagerly, "Wake up, wake up, this is a dream, this dead old man is fake, mom, I'm scared, mom, come and save me." "

Am I fake?" haha, little doll, tell you that the old man's name is Tong Muhe, he is an immortal cultivator, a first-level monk in the Jindan Realm, and the great elder of the outer gate of the righteous path Poison Cloud Mountain, taking your body is for you to create, don't run to me, obediently" The old man of the black shadow said in a ghostly voice.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Shiyu ran away as soon as he turned around, and scolded in his mouth, "Good you big-headed ghost, deceitful old man doesn't cultivate, dead old man, you are crazy, I'm not afraid of you, I'm not afraid of you..." Zhao Shiyu gritted

his teeth and ran wildly, this time he closed his eyes and ran wildly, since it was a dream, he was not afraid of falling, so he ran, ran, ran, run, when he opened his eyes, how could there be a city in front of him?

Zhao Shiyu was flustered, but he still didn't stop, running, running, and saw a table and a chair on the side of the road, and a square cloth flag with the word "quasi" written on it next to it.

Walking through the streets and alleys, I really couldn't run, and my feet were sore and my legs were soft, and I accidentally fell on the road with my feet crooked. Zhao Shiyu gasped and sat on the deserted street, looking at the straight road in the distance, and saw a dark shadow slowly approaching at the end of the road.

"Hahaha, scolding is enough, you can't run, stand up, you keep running, I'll follow you, I'm very patient, the most immortal cultivator is patience, you are my shadow puppet, my old man is so happy today, I can ask you to run a few times, hahaha" The voice of the old man in the black shadow echoed in his ears, Zhao Shiyu sat on the ground panting, and the old man in the black shadow approached him step by step.

Every time the old man of the black shadow took a step, Zhao Shiyu's heart jumped with it, and it slowly approached.

Zhao Shiyu began to slap his face violently, biting the tip of his tongue, pinching the root of his thigh, grabbing his hair, pinching the place where he felt the most pain, and used all the methods he could think of, but no matter how he got it, it didn't work, even crying didn't work.

The old man of the black shadow was already slowly approaching Zhao Shiyu, and there was still a distance of more than ten steps, Zhao Shiyu grabbed the clod of soil on the ground with his hands and threw it at the old man of the black shadow, no matter what he could catch, he beckoned to the old man of the black shadow.

"It's useless, little doll appointed, do you know? It's a matter of heaven, you can't resist, God let you make shadow puppets, I'll tell you to see how I play shadow puppets in the future, hahaha" The old man said proudly.

At this time, Zhao Shiyu's eyes were round, and he looked at the old man of the black shadow fiercely, shouting and scolding, "Get out! You copper is not copper, wood is not wood, the name is disgusting, get out of the dead old man, you dead old guy who has suffered from bullshit plague, get out of the way for me!"

The old man of the black shadow laughed, as if he was very happy to be scolded, just two steps away from Zhao Shiyu, he stretched out his legs proudly, and was about to take the next step, when he suddenly was stunned, his feet were hanging in the air, what was going on when he stepped down?

Zhao Shiyu looked at the old man in the black shadow stupidly, and the old man in the black shadow also looked at Zhao Shiyu, looking at each other, this step was suspended in the air, and he couldn't step down, this scene was extremely weird.

Zhao Shiyu looked down at the feet of the old man in the shadow, and at this time something strange happened again, suddenly a beam of red light on the ground hit the soles of the feet of the old man in the shadow, and the red light shone on the soles of the feet of the old man in the shadow, and the old man in the shadow was also curious, bending down and tilting his head to look at the red light on the soles of his feet.

Pondering and puzzled, he asked, "Little doll, tell me, how can you have the holy relics of the Lingbao clan, there are only treasures in the book of soul sucking and raising gems, how can you use them for me? I am really blind, alas! Why bother that! Isn't it just to borrow your body, it's not that I won't return it to you, can you use this strange treasure to drop it on me?" Ahhh

When the old man of the black shadow arrived, he was a palm away from Zhao Shiyu, Zhao Shiyu looked at the ground, and the ground was rippling like water. Zhao Shiyu was completely dumbfounded and looked at the road ahead, his hand slowly raised and touched the empty space in front of him, there was nothing? Empty, and then touched the ground, hard, where is the old man with a black shadow? Zhao Shiyu

sat on the ground and kept thinking about it, and said to himself stupidly, "There are really immortals, what kind of immortal cultivators, what Jindan layer, what poisonous cloud mountain, what righteous way, what outer gate great elder, fuck off, what righteous way, you bad guy can still set a good eggshell, go die, dead old man, scared me to death."

Zhao Shiyu's heart slowly began to waver, thinking about what the old man in the dark shadow said, he stretched out his finger and wrote "copper wooden box", "Tong Muhe", "Tong Muhe" on the ground...

Writing and writing, looking at the names on the ground, lying on the ground and laughing loudly, covering his eyes with his hands, his heart is still pounding, and his legs are constantly shaking, just like when he unravels the tuba in the thatched house in the cold winter, his legs are shaking involuntarily.

Zhao Shiyu was really scared at this time, he hadn't experienced this thing since he was a child, and he didn't know what it meant to be afraid, but this time he knew, he sat up slowly, feeling much better, looking at his hands, he had calmed down, and his legs were still trembling slightly, he got up slowly, and then slowly turned around and looked around, still so empty, so quiet.

"This dream is too long, how can you wake up!" Zhao Shiyu shouted to the sky.

Before the words fell, he suddenly felt that his stomach was pressed by something, and he touched it with his hand, like an invisible stone pressed on his stomach, and when he was about to push it away, his face was also suppressed, this time it was troublesome, his breathing was miserable, Zhao Shiyu breathed violently for fear that he would suffocate to death, and suddenly there was an earth-shattering sound in his ears, and a foul smell poured into his nose.

Zhao Shiyu opened his eyes suddenly, a big round ass sat on his face, and stinking tears were about to come out.

"Hahaha, this time it's a shocking blow, the bed is shaking, this thunder is not small, it almost collapsed the" The dog's smile exploded, he laughed wildly and screamed.

Erwang covered his stomach and rolled on the ground with a smile, tears were laughing, Xiao Chai sat on Zhao Shiyu's stomach and trembled with laughter, and said while laughing, "Dogs eat and drink well, this fart is really fucking good, the stones are stupid, it really stinks to the extent of spicy eyes, oh I'll go, open the window, go open the window, it's so fucking stinky!".

After Zhao Shiyu came back to his senses, he grabbed the thigh of the dog with one hand, and pinched Xiao Chai with the other hand, who was sitting on his stomach, the two suddenly jumped up like rabbits, and Zhao Shiyu turned over and got out of bed.