The stand-in is my wife.
Section 10
Hinata was sweating all over. She pinched the hem of her sweatshirt, bent her knees, and nodded to thank the audience.
Her eyes were full of love, and she stared at Amanozaki without blinking.
Amanozaki looked at Hinata's feet wrapped in socks and ninja shoes that looked like sandals, and her feet were gently moving. His mind was full of her dancing.
Thousands of words came to his throat, and he couldn't say a good word in his coquettish poses, and finally all turned into plagiarism:
"The body is as swift as a flying duck, erratic as a god, and the steps are light, and the silk socks are covered with dust. The eyes are full of spirit, and the face is smooth. The words are not spoken, and the breath is like orchid."
"This is written by Cao Caizi, what about the genius?" Hinata blushed and refused to give in.
Amanozaki clapped his hands until they turned red, and said shamelessly:
"What a coincidence, I dreamed of Cao Zhi last night. He said that the goddess of Luo River came to my house and said he would take her away. I beat him up, and now "The Goddess of Luo River" is mine."
"Bad guy!"
Sun Chun waited until his hair stopped standing up before getting up from the ground. He happened to see this scene, and he felt that his alloy teeth were sore that they were about to fall out. He Wanli, who was pale next to him, simply closed his eyes, fiddled with the iron gall with his fingers, and the low humming sound filled his ears to prevent himself from hearing those sour and sweet words.
In the reception room, Scabies, who saw Hinata use the Eight Diagrams Sixty-four Palms, changed color, grabbed his sword, and walked out.
"Mr. Scabies, where are you going?!" Amber asked loudly.
Scabies left without looking back, leaving a word behind.
"Meet the genius of the time!"
Chapter 10: Just one step away
The Oriental Leaf Man is in a very bad state now.
He is a dignified branch-level knight, but he is slower than a fledgling boy.
No, that's not the case.
He shook his hooked nose and denied the random thoughts in his mind.
Although Hyuga Hinata's soft fist method, Eight Diagrams Sixty-four Palms, attracted the attention of everyone in the live broadcast room.
But the Oriental Leaf Man himself knew that those evil demons, put together, were not as difficult as the outsider in front of him.
From his fat body that secreted countless sticky body fluids, he could block
"It's not easy to find so many evil demons stuck at the critical moment of evolution, catfish spirit, you have a big face." The Oriental Leaf Man sneered while controlling his feathers, circling the Crane Taoist like a vortex.
"Jasmine Green Tea!"
The Oriental Leaf Man shouted the name of the move, and the vortex-like bird feathers suddenly accelerated. The Crane Taoist was cut by countless sharp feathers like a fish thrown into a blender!
After nearly half a minute, the vortex stopped. Dongfang Leaf Man was controlling the Wuyi Mountain Feather and felt slightly tired.
His ability is to control his own feathers. The more feathers he controls or the sharper the feathers are, the greater the consumption.
In order to change the audience's impression from "later than the mysterious knight", he deliberately used several group killing moves, which were fancy and consumed a lot.
"Huh~ It's over." Dongfang Leaf Man stroked his forehead and said softly.
"Hahaha! It's still early!"
He Dao Ren, who was wrapped in viscous liquid and seemed to have turned into an egg, opened his mouth and said with a smile.
"I like so-called heroes like you. You sold your name and moves to the company, and for that little bit of rotten money, you shook everything clean."
"Use whatever tea you have, I have prepared a plan!"
The egg-like mucus pile rolled on the ground, and every jump seemed to slap Dongfang Leaf Man in the face.
At this time, Hinata had just killed 10 evil demons, squatting beside Amanosaki, holding an ice watermelon and eating it spoonful by spoonful.
"I say... Is it really okay not to help the Oriental Leaf Man?"
Sun Chun held a small snowy ice cream in his mouth. He huddled beside He Wanli with some restraint.
Amanosaki, who had injected himself with two injections of adrenaline in a row, was now lying on Hinata's thigh like a dead dog, with his head resting on the soft thigh of a young girl. From time to time, Hinata fed him some popcorn and ice cream, and he felt like he was in heaven.
What knight, what evil demon, what outsider, is not as good as the big white legs resting on the head and the fragrant smell in the air.
I have a wife to feed me, do you have one?
So he just waved his hand and said in the tone of an experienced person: "I am like this, how can I have any strength? If you want to go, go."
Sun Chun looked at Amanosaki who was passively enjoying himself, and then looked at He Wanli, and found that He Wanli had no intention of doing anything, so he raised his butt and sat down again.
The Taoist He, who had angered Dongfang Shuyexia to death with his words, saw that the evil demons he had found to stir up trouble were all dead, and knew that he could not stay any longer.
He touched his stomach, thinking that this trip was not without gain, and he grinned and laughed:
"Okay, Dongfang Shuyexia, I have seen through you, and there is no point in fighting with you. Next time we meet, I will swallow you in one bite!"
As he said this, he moved his body, and the slime ball wrapped around him bounced on the spot and flew towards the drilling vehicle.
A ball of bright yellow fell all over the sky, with a terrifying high temperature, and in an instant, it filled the drilling vehicle and the hole dug by the vehicle tightly.
There was also a little bright yellow on the slime egg of Taoist He, and visible smoke was coming out. Taoist He opened his mouth and bit the egg membrane, pulling and tugging, and slid out of the huge egg.
His Taoist uniform was soaked with slime, and the disgusting stench filled the whole place with the overflowing slime.
Amanozaki, who was originally in heaven, suddenly felt like he had fallen back to the human world.
The strange smell was even more disgusting than the corpses of demons. It seemed like a sewer that had been continuously used for a hundred years and had never been opened. The moment the lid was opened, all the smell that had been brewing for a hundred years was poured onto Amanozaki's face.
He was forced to stop this rare good time, and with Hinata's help, he held his nose and stayed away.
Taoist He was not surprised but happy when he saw the bright yellow amber all over the ground. He looked around and laughed and said, "Sure enough, Mr. Amber is on duty today! Haha, you can't control me now!"
After saying that, he ignored the still hot amber on the ground, opened his mouth and started to swallow it. The body also secreted mucus again, blocking part of the Eastern Leaf Man's attack. Although his fat body inevitably left a few cuts, the injuries were not serious.
Suck, suck.
Taoist Crane had no inhibitions like a real catfish. He ate half of the amber in an instant and reopened the blocked cave.
"Jiejie, gentlemen, see you next time!"
Taoist He could already imagine the fear of the audience watching the live broadcast. He was able to escape from the hands of two division-level knights. Although he had an intelligence advantage and the fact that Amber Gong was not in the martial arts arena, he still succeeded.
"In just five days, I can break through!"
Taoist He's huge fish-shaped eyes glowed with a cold light as he prepared to slide into the cave.
But the next moment, he jumped away like flying and looked at the entrance of the cave in surprise.
He instinctively felt that if he fell into the hole, he would die.
Just one step away.
I'm just one step away from going in!
Oh shit!
"Who! Which son of a turtle is he?" Taoist He cursed loudly, saliva flying everywhere, "What kind of hero is he who shrinks his head and eggs?"
The sunshade curtain of the dome was torn open by a bright yellow roc bird. Amidst the sound of stabbing, the roc bird that occupied half of the martial arts arena came into everyone's sight.
I saw that the big puffy body was made of amber, with a human skeleton in the center, which looked extremely weird.
An old man with white beard and hair, holding a sword, sat cross-legged on the back of the roc.
It has the flavor of Fengxian Taoist bones.
The roc bird fell into the martial arts arena, its body of amber structure shrank, and in the blink of an eye it condensed into a human form. It was the scabies bin and the amber male who was supporting him.
Taoist He felt like a light on his back at this moment. He wanted to speak, but was forced back by a look from the old man in front of him.
Under that look, he couldn't even think of escaping.
He will die, he will definitely die!
Taoist He broke into a cold sweat.
The man with scabies was so intimidated by Taoist He that he didn't even look at him any more. He leaned on his sword and moved in small steps, with a little smile on his ugly orange-like face full of wrinkles:
"Can I ask you two who is in charge?"
Just when Amanozaki was about to speak, Hinata pinched his waist slightly, and then he felt Hinata turn into a ball of pixels and disappear.
Amanozaki immediately realized that this person might be here to see Hinata, so he followed Hinata's attitude and said:
"Old man, if you have anything to do, just tell me. The one just now was just my stand-in, and it was all operated by me."
Scabies smiled and shook his head. He waved gently, and the live broadcast team controlling the camera closed the live broadcast room, leaving the audience in darkness.
At this moment, I don’t know how many people at home are so angry that they are yelling at each other.
"Little friend, please don't lie to me." Scabies Bin said slowly, "You said that girl is your superpower, I believe that, but if you say that Baguazhang and Youlongbu are yours, I still believe it. I really don’t believe it.”
As he spoke, the scabies stretched out his fingers like dead wood and pointed at Amanozaki's lower body: "I see that your steps are frivolous and you walk without any rules. You can't even stand on a horse's feet well. If you say you are self-taught, then it's always You can’t even control your own body, right?”
Lu Xun once said that the Chinese people’s imagination thinks of arms when they see (women’s) faces, and they think of thighs when they see arms…
Amanosaki prides himself on not being an embarrassment to his countrymen. As soon as the old man said that his steps were weak, he thought of kidney failure, and then thought that men cannot say no, so he forced himself to stand up straight, looking unruly.
But privately, I clasped my chin in embarrassment and muttered in my mind: "What should I do, Hinata, someone has seen through it."
The pixels squirmed behind Amanozaki and transformed into Hinata Hinata again.
Hinata opened her eyes and bowed respectfully to the scabies guest: "I have met you, sir."
Through his Byakugan, Amanozaki also saw a scene he would never forget.
This old man, who had to rely on crutches to walk and was so skinny that he seemed ready to die at any moment, had a completely different appearance in Baiyan's vision.
No meridians can be seen, no energy can be seen.
I only saw the old man as the center, and everything was distorted, like birds being subdued by a phoenix, and beasts being subdued by a unicorn.
The energy of this world is flowing with him as the core.
"Who is this old man? Why is his style of painting so different from those of those knights?"
Amanozaki rubbed his eyes, thinking he had seen it wrong.
"Speaking of which, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm a scabies guest from [Qunxia Mountain]."
"Scabies!" Next to him, He Wanli, who had been trying his best to keep calm since he was dug out, couldn't hold back anymore. He stood up tremblingly, excited and incoherent, "Is it the scabies guest from the Sword Immortal? One man can kill twelve with his sword. A heretic swordsman?"
The scabies patient waved his hands indifferently: "It's not true that the Sword Immortal is just a favor from friends, but the one who killed twelve heretics is indeed an old man."
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