The stand-in is my wife.

The Eastern Leaf Man, who was in pain, was about to get angry when he saw that it was Duke Amber who hit him. The amber-carved eyes stared at him, the meaning of which was self-explanatory:

"Are you qualified to interrupt here?"

It was only then that the Eastern Leaf Man realized that the person that the scabies guest had been communicating with from beginning to end was none other than Amanozaki.

In other words, the question was about Hinata who was behind Amanozaki.

Hinata was so mesmerized by Scabies Bin's remarks that she repeatedly exclaimed, "It's amazing!" He also said, "It's different from before, this time I completely understand."

Don't you understand? Girl, Mr. Ren is in high spirits now and no longer pays attention to those classical words.

"Don't listen to those old stories told by storytellers about the young man getting a fairy sword and then becoming invincible. Only when a person is strong physically and mentally can it be true. Whether it's a sword, a knife, a gun or a stick. . If you have fighting spirit, you will not fall. When the anger in your heart is gone, the air will be gone.”

The scabies guest stretched out his right hand and grabbed it in the air.

Because the martial arts arena has a roof, there are only a few large decorative parasols propped up high in the stands. Now, as the scabies guest reached out, one of the parasols automatically moved without wind, shaking the base, twisting the screws, and fluttering down.

"Run you beast, before I kill you."

With these words, Taoist He found that his almost immobile body returned to normal. He jumped up like crazy and ran towards the cave, laughing strangely as he ran. Amanozaki didn't notice until this moment. The rather loose Taoist robe could barely fit Taoist He's body. His two-meter-tall body was swollen and swollen, and his tail was hanging out of the Taoist robe, making him look like a fat, deformed clown.

And he...should call it that now.

Its body is constantly secreting foul-smelling mucus-like sweat, dragging long traces on the ground.

The parasol whirled and landed next to the scabies guest, the ribs of the umbrella were closed, and the whole umbrella was grabbed by the tail end and held on the shoulder by the scabies guest.

Following the scabies bin's squat movement to accumulate strength, his left hand also pressed on the tail end of the umbrella, firmly locking the potbellied Taoist He.

"Watch it, boy! This is how the sword is used!"

"Wait a minute, hey!" Amanozaki couldn't help it anymore and opened his mouth to complain: "What kind of sword is this?! Aren't you just carrying a parasol?"

"It's rare but strange! Sword techniques and moves have nothing to do with the sword, they are just reflections of the sword wielder's heart. Since sword techniques can be changed, how can the sword be such an inconvenient thing!"

"What kind of line is this? Can't you use a rake as a sword? If you think it's a sword, you can do sword moves?!"

Amanozaki was almost driven crazy by the ghostly scene in front of him.

A heretic who looked like a human being was on the run, and a scrawny old man who looked like he was about to die at any moment was posing with a sword like a fierce man. But he was carrying a parasol and teaching sword moves seriously.

The strangest thing is that Sun Chun and He Wanli are watching this scene enthusiastically, and even the Eastern Leaf Man and Amber Gong look yearning for it.

Give me some strength, the helm-level knight! Please put this grassy scene on hold for me!

The scabies guest suddenly shouted: "Look at the sword!"

The maniac who suddenly exerted his strength disappeared from everyone's eyes in an instant. Only Hinata, who opened his Byakugan, and Amanozaki, who shared his vision, could see the traces he left behind.

This old man, with his will that is completely inconsistent with his body, and the emotions and beliefs that countless people have placed on him throughout his life. Nature has been rewritten every time.

Scabies Bin only took three steps, but he caught up with Taoist He who had just jumped into the cave.

The parasol was like a rotating four-color rainbow, running through the entire tunnel from top to bottom.

The ground shook and dust flew up.

Amanozaki watched the scabies guest coughing and swatting the dust, holding on to a parasol with a broken top, stepping out of the dust cloud, and asked in an old and slow tone:

"Boy, do you want to learn? If you want to learn, I will teach you."

Chapter 12: Please guide me...Do you think I would say that?

A huge, bottomless hole opened in the martial arts arena.

The man with scabies dug such a big hole with a parasol.

Taoist He is dead, there is no doubt that he is dead. Facing this "sword", anyone else will die.

Then ask "Do you want to learn?"

"I think, I think too much! Please guide me now, teacher!"

Amanozaki originally wanted to say this, but a certain phenomenon that he had never paid attention to before, but which did exist, made him a little worried.

In other words, that idea had already been buried in his mind for a long time, but it wasn't particularly urgent so he kept putting it off. Now that he was asked about it by the scabies guest, it came to his mind.

There is no animation in this world. Superhero movies are directly shot with real people, and games use the copyrights of knights and foreign knights. In short, the cultural and creative industries in this world are highly dependent on reality.

So Hinata Hinata has never appeared in this world before.

So where did the 30% reputation that Jiji Wuming followed this morning come from?

This question is not difficult to answer. There is only one place where there are related characters and portraits of Hinata Hinata, and that is the posts he runs in the Jianghu Forum and Fenghuaxueyue section!

That "To That Distant ACG"!

He just finished coloring Hinata Hinata's portrait last night!

Thinking of this, Amanozaki wished he could punish his memory, which caused him to suffer from amnesia after staying up too late.

This gives you a lot of room for maneuver!

Then what kind of traffic star tricks are there? Just go straight to the 2D+ mode, use high-quality animation short stories, use storyboards and BGM to trick the audience into the trap, and then use real-life remakes!

With popularity and wealth, your popularity is still skyrocketing? !

The more Amanozaki thought about it, the clearer his thinking became, and a broad road seemed to be right in front of him.

His unconcealed joy and fantasy have been clearly revealed to Hinata through "Like Me in Person". In such a formal occasion, a chief helm-level hero and two sub-rudder-level heroes are waiting for news. , Amanozaki’s first thought was to reshape otaku culture in this world!

In this way, it seems that there is no need to suffer with the teacher every day.

Hinata couldn't help but stretched out her hand to pinch Amanozaki's lower back, bit her ear and said, "I'm not in a straight line all the time. Mr. Scabies is still waiting for your reply! Let's get over this confusion first."

Amanozaki's mouth hurt, but his heart felt a little sweet.

Let's put it this way, for this day's time, the normal interaction between men and women is just one word, "treat each other as guests." How deep of fate do you have to be able to pinch your waist when something big happens?

At the very least, this must be called "passionate love affair"!

As expected, his dirty thoughts were conveyed to Hinata, and the flesh on his lower back hurt even more, and Hinata's voice of embarrassment could still be heard in his ears: "How can I use such words!"

You can still vaguely hear the sound of stamping on the ground.

Okay, okay, don’t think about it anymore, if you think about it again, you will become angry.

Amanozaki quickly calmed down and prepared to refuse, but when he raised his head, he was dumbfounded.

It turned out that Scabies Bin was helped over by Amber Gong at some point, holding a piece of ice cream in his hand, laughing and pointing at himself while eating.

I could vaguely hear something: "The young people nowadays are really nothing, they are just like ascetics. Last time I went to Japan to reminisce with the abbot of Kuquan Temple. When we were young, we drank wine, smoked tobacco, and even Racing, who is not a playboy? The abbot used to play rock and roll betting!"

"Who would trade their superpowers for a woman? Even the girls at that time couldn't imagine trading their superpowers for a man. Times have really changed."

As he spoke, the scabies guest pointed with his finger: "Look, this is so shy. It's nowhere to follow!"

"Yes, yes." Mr. Amber, who had clearly never experienced love between a man and a woman, said, "I understand very well."

Hard, hard fist! This old dog needs to be killed!

Amanozaki's anger arose from his heart, and his hatred grew from his courage.

Look at me, I'll kill you idiots with one move!

Snapped!

Amanozaki was struck in the back of the neck with a knife that was as gentle as possible, cutting off the connection with the waking world.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Scabies, Nozaki is such a person. He made you laugh. I will restrain him properly when I get back." Hyuga Hinata apologized without missing a beat.

The scabies narrowed his eyes narrowly and said jokingly: "I'm afraid it's too late to love you when I go back, so how can I be willing to restrain you? My lover has the courage to challenge the knight-errant at the level of the chief helm. This proves that he really likes you."

Hinata lowered her head, smiled shyly, and picked up Amanozaki, who had already fallen asleep. She still spoke eloquently: "Nozaki just awakened his powers today. He became a natural stranger and encountered such a big event. His energy was exhausted. I will take him first. Go back and have a good rest and come visit Mr. Scabies later.”

The scabies bin waved his hand: "It's better to choose the day than to hit it. It just so happens that Amber Gong is here to witness, I will accept him first... What is his name? Oh yes, Amanozaki will be my apprentice. I will leave Yushan City in three days. You Come with him to [Yushan Branch] within three days to register as a knight, and complete the apprenticeship process on the way. This is called... well, get on the bus first and pay the ticket later!"

Amanozaki herself was still hesitating about this matter, and Hinata naturally would not make the decision on her own. She just smiled and expressed her respect with smiles and politeness.

The Eastern Leaf Man on the side was very eager, but he didn't even receive the scabies guest's attention.

Squatting aside and taking notes, Sun Chun, the King Kong Train Man who had no idea about "becoming the apprentice of Mr. Scabies", finally had time to quietly ask He Wanli: "Oh, I said. I still don't understand why Mr. Scabies... Do you want to accept this little brother as your disciple? "

He Wanli frowned, with a look on his face that said, "You are teasing me. It's not your first day as a knight. You have been a knight for more than ten years. Why don't you understand this?"

"Mr. Scabies has said before that he is following the acquired path, the acquired path pioneered by a talented and talented person. Have you been to the Children's Palace?"

Sun Chun nodded repeatedly: "I've been to the County Children's Palace. I go there to give lectures every year."

"You've got to go there." He Wanli took out a cigarette from somewhere and lit it, and said while smoking, "The kendo gym, spear gym, and archery gym in the Children's Palace are the prototype of the path to the day after tomorrow!"

"Mr. Scabies was like this at the beginning. He started with basic wooden swords and wooden swords. He practiced for decades and fought life and death all the way. Only then did he reach his current extraordinary level. This is the swordsman!"

As he said that, He Wanli gave a thumbs up.

It was obvious that he, who would twitch whenever he saw the scabies guest, was indeed more alert than Sun Chun and understood the scabies guest's past better.

"Hey, that's not right, but what does this have to do with accepting that little brother?" Sun Chun nodded for a while, then suddenly shook his head again.

He Wanli was anxious: "Why don't you understand? Only the amazing and beautiful strangers can create a path for the future. The new apprentice of Mr. Scabies is a congenital stranger, but the summoned woman can make it through all the hardships of the acquired life. TM can shoot blue air balls that look like fire from a distance.”

"Killing more than ten evil demons in a row! If this is not called amazing talent, then what is amazing talent?"

"Oh, oh, oh!" Sun Chun called out like a rooster crowing.

"Who are you calling me little brother! Can you call me the Saint Hand Scholar and Liver Emperor casually?"

Seeing that he finally got through, He Wanli couldn't help but feel proud again. He patted Sun Chun's hand, took out the leaflet drawn by Amanosaki from his arms, and waved it like showing off:

"See? The Saint Hand Scholar and Liver Emperor, the stage name of the new apprentice of the chief-level hero Scabies, he personally created the leaflet and poster for me! How about it, it's not unfair to lose the game at noon, right? I also made an appointment with him for dinner tonight! At noon!"

When Sun Chun saw the painting, he realized who had lost the propaganda war at noon.

"But you were rescued by me, why don't you talk to me?"

"What the hell are you talking about! Today is my show. I was knocked into the ground by someone, and you rescued me. I didn't even have the strength to stand up. How dare I talk to you? I don't want face!"

"That's right."

Sun Chun chatted with He Wanli like this, not realizing that he had verbally admitted defeat in the noon battle for the title of hero.

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On the top floor of a slum, orange lights illuminated this house without a living room.

The chopping and washing sounds in the kitchen and the occasional hum of the steamer gave Amanosaki a great sense of security.